They will piss test you and give you a breathalyzer at random times. The piss test will not show alcohol in your system, so no worries there.
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bigredd Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > everytime my family and i drive on route 1 we > quickly lock our doors and roll up our windows and > play a game where we count the number of drunk > hobos blacked out on the side of the road, every > 10th drunken hobo we count gets a big mac chucked > at his face (i played quarterback in highschool) I ca
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Also, if your loin is howling I would definitely recommend a trip to the doctor.
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football observer Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > > 6. Stephon ? – 2008 > > Stephon Robertson. Two-time CAA defensive player > of the year at JMU and has a decent shot at > playing the NFL. > Stephon was just named as a finalist for the Dudley award, which goes to the best D1 player in the state of Va http://hamptonroads.com/2013/12/odus-h
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My guess is that Shady is one of those typical helicopter parents who had a son that he thinks should have been one of the starters before the 'transfers' arrived to take poor Johnny's spot that all those booster dollars paid for?
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Although the world hasn't ended it appears I woke up transformed into a Zombie. Any good zombie advice? Best place to feast on human brains? I'd prefer one that is snake-free, double-dipping mother-fuckers free, and doesn't allow women with spinning heads or fire in their eyes. Thanks in advance!
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TLC Announcements Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > A busy day today. Enjoy the following activities. > > 9 am Passing out below the Christmas tree > > 10 am Egg nog with Schlitz > > 11 am Crack pipe Safety > > 12 lunch with Meade Skeleton singing Christmas > music > > 1 pm Alcohol Safety with Bill Able > > 2 pm Decor
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I was wondering if Horace was still pals with that double-dipping mother fucker Finn. Apparently he thinks he's a real tough guy. Cliff, did you really throw a bunch of snakes through the sun roof of a parked car or was that one of BLEH's wacky stories?
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I just knew that double-dipping mother fucker Finn was up to no good. I hope BLEH is ok and is in an earthquake-free zone with public transportation that doesn't include ladies with fire coming out of their eyes.
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Oh shit, more earthquakes.
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Dammit! I was just going to add Mr. Yoon to my list of BLEH characters and here the banana faced bossman goes and fires BLEH! BLEH, if I am going to write your biography the least you could do is stay employed for a day or two. Serenity Now!
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On the plus side it sounds like somebody finally stood up to Finn, even if it was a banana face bossman. I know you have a heart of gold (not snakes) BLEH, but it may be time to separate yourself from that double-dipping mother fucker. Did he ever give you your take on the golf balls that he sold from the club you worked at? Hang in there BEH!
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TheNorthman Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Patrick Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > What happened to your name BLEH? > > > Excellent question Patrick and I’m SO glad to > see you and eesh are getting along so well now. > It is quite apparent that he wants to see you > succeed in your jou
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BLEH/BLEESH, at least it is your toes being bit and not your testicles. That was a very valuable lesson I learned from you back when you were BLEH. Hang in there, buddy! How is Amy? Also, what kind of health care plan are you on that you can afford visits to both Dr. Katzen (not a fan of him, by the way) and Dr. Olson?
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BLEH9 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > BLEH baTshit cRAZY tImE wIth dOctoR KaTzEn dO noT > likE haVinG onE snAke oN eaCH teSticAL haNginG ouT > oF a fIftH flOoR uPside DowN ovEr FaIrfaX > bOoLEVARD From now on when I think I'm having a bad day I'm going to say to myself, "BananaFace, it could be worse - at least you don't have a snake on each testical
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BLEH, you truly have a heart of gold. However, have you ever heard the old saying, 'Nice guys finish last'? Really, would that double-dipping mother fucker Finn come visit you in the hospital if you had a broken jaw due to the spinning head batshit crazy Cindy!?! Speaking of Finn, any chance you received your cut of the golf ball sale? You may end up regretting leaving Greveys and the singin
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Crab Cluster sees the overall.
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What happened to being in the belly of the beast!?!? I feel like I just switched on the DVR to catch up on a series I've been following intently only to discover I missed recording one episode.
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Follow up question: Are you sure it's a snake you are inside of? I've seen some bearded clams at Hooters that looked big enough to swallow a person whole.
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First of all BLEH, I hope you are ok. Question - what the hell were JJ, Horrace the 'tuff guy', and Cliff the prankster doing while the snake ate you? Seems like if they were real friends they would have tried to prevent that from happening. Remember that commercial? "Friends don't let friends get eatten by batshit crazy snakes."
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This is the second incident at a Hooters this week, just yesterday BLEH9 was swallowed by a snake at the Fairfax Hooters
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"Butt sitting Banana Face". Another classic. Boy oh boy could I use this one at work just about every other hour, thanks BleH and stay away from the woman with razor teeth.
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TheNorthman Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > > 1) Could somebody do a quick rundown on some of > the main characters in BLEH’s life. > What the hell, I'll give a stab: JJ Amy Cindy (with the spinning head) Finn (double-dipping.. well, you know) Julio Cliff (the prankster) Horace (the tuff guy) Dr. Kratzen Dr. Olson (who stuffs bananas in mouths an
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Well, that didn't last long did it? But honestly, I'm not sure I could work at an establishment where a soda machine says 'gO fuCK yOur SelF fuCk yOu bAnanA fAce'. What ever happened to good customer service?!? Did you at least get to keep your orange shirt, snake blood and all? And as if Cindy and her spinning head isn't enough, the woman with fire eyes has returned. Another episode of "As
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Didn't want to jinx you BLEH, but I had a bad feeling something like this would happen. Oh well, even if it doesn't work out at least you got a nice orange shirt out of the deal. Out of curiosity besides Mister Dunigan what was the reaction of the golfers when you put the fireworks in the nine hole? Wish I could have seen that! Also, not to sound like your father or anything but do you really
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Ito Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > This is is how I picture BLEH (just add sNaKeS and > BaNNaNa FaCeS): > Ha! That and one of the good-looking ladies on his arms would have to have a spinning head, if not fire in her eyes.
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