chuckhoffmann Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Fairfax County Deer Management Program > http://www.fairfaxcounty.gov/living/wildlife/manag > ement/deer-management.htm > > You can't shoot deer in Fairfax County, because > you have to have a minimum of 20 acres in order to > be able to discharge a firearm, and you're not > allowed to hunt dee
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Walking is free, unless you get mugged.
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I am not sure why anybody would be surprised about that. It isn't just criminals buying exploits on the black market.
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Out of the way fools Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > It is a great feeling to zip past a cyclist and > spray them with windshield washer fluid. I bet it > taste so good. Everyone should try it. We all > need. To keep our windshields clean. Nice! You can use a needle to adjust the jets for better coverage of the far passenger-side of the windshiel
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Kilton Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > You okay over there, butterbean? I know 1-3 is > tough to handle.... Ya know what's worse than 1-and-3? Being the slump-buster team.
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Que? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > The Redskins suck. I really wish I could stop > being a fan. Maybe a trip to the Lamb Center can cure you of your addiction. :) ...or you could just turn off the TV and enjoy the weather outside before it sucks. How long does the shutdown have to last before it can starve off some of the benefit-sucking parasites?
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How much cheaper is the costco gas? I'm neither rich nor wealthy - but I won't wait in a long line for a discount on gasoline. How much would you have to save to justify a 10min wait?
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Tough One Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > While Virginia won't be among the first, its only > a matter of when. Let's make it interesting, start a pool!
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If you don't have enough friends to get you in touch with someone, take a part time job in a restaurant working in the back.
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"Dollar General"? I smell a troll, but I'll risk feeding one. If you kept your nose down and busted your ass for 20yrs, I sincerely feel sorry for you. Hard work should mean more but it doesn't anymore. That's for chumps. 20yrs at the county... You don't know how the politics/nepotism work AND you don't have a good place/play in those politics? FAIL. They would rather hire somebody greener
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I don't see why it is NSFW - s/he's wearing a thong.
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I love the internet. Now the only people they can hire must be really stupid AND not have internet access.
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Now that they have the internets and computers and things like that, you'll have this hanging over your head for the rest of your life. You're the defendant in both criminal and civil cases. Ignoring it just makes it worse. If you can't pay, there's probably some jail time. You probably cannot afford a lawyer. Maybe you can contact the public defender's office and see if there is any help fo
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http://www.realclear.com/news/2013/09/23/blackberry_agrees_to_47_billion_buyout_3247.html "BlackBerry announced Monday it has agreed to a $4.7 billion buyout by a consortium of investors who plan to take the struggling Canadian smartphone maker private." The turd shall live on.
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eesh Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Microsoft should just stick to their core markets, > Windows, Xbox, etc. Does anyone buy Office for > Mac? My employer does. I switched to a Mac at work when they originally gave me a POS Dell laptop and wouldn't let me "downgrade" to an older Thinkpad. Office Mac kinda/sorta works with sharepoint sometimes.
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Knock knock... Who's there? "Owen" "Owen" who? 0 and 4 - deadskins
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I found a couple inside the house yesterday. There seems to be fewer of them. Here's a welcome sight: .
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svennestle Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > > should i go on ??? > If that was a genuine question where you waited for an answer, I would have declined. So when did MSNBC write software for tan babies after buying out Nokia that put snowflakes into driver hell?
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Nonresident students pay a higher tuition. Money is involved - they prefer those that pay more.
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The "AutoZone" cheapo batteries have a pro-rated warranty. They aren't expected to last the full term of the warranty. By the time the warranty is half-done, you're paying for another crappy battery. Recycle and repeat. Go with Interstate and maintain it for the best value.
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Hopefully they stay that way.
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Kiss IT! Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > wnrsm Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > I'm sure that equestrians disregard traffic > laws > > as often as those riding bicycles on the road.
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I'm sure that equestrians disregard traffic laws as often as those riding bicycles on the road.
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I'm sure that he will emerge from prison without any urges to repeat this behavior.
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Def something wrong with the guy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > > Who the fuck makes a PowerPoint presentation out > of their upskirt pics? lmao Somebody that can't figure out how to jerk with one hand and flip through pictures with the other.
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I think that woodpeckers start holes just big enough dig out bugs and rodent probably makes it bigger. Here's a pic of a house nearby from google street view. I have seen holes in this house continuously for several years. The other side is worse. My house started getting similar holes once the paint got old, bugs moved in and woodpeckers started going at it. I ended up re-siding with hardip
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From Da Hood Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Yes. Much better. I think the only thing that > would be better at this moment in time is if > George Zimmerman would start dating a black chick. > Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson would have their > underwear all up in a big bunch over that stuff. He'd piss off more people if he started dating an effem
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Is it HOA property? Those pricks love a good fight.
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