Totally different: premeditated criminal intent versus serendipity. That said, if there is an easy way to return something to it's rightful owner, you have a moral obligation to try. I once found someone's work ID/access card. Useless to me but I spent a good half hour and finally found her through LinkedIn because I know some people can get in deep shit for it.
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Wont those kind of changes just fuck up and confuse a car's sensors and computer?
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My bad. I now realize I was in Florida at he time.
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If you trade in there are sales tax benefits on the new car. The calculus is simple: get lowest price on new car, get highest price on trade in, get lowest finance rate. Each is a separate negotiation and he data is readily available these days.
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I got my wife a little pink bottom of the line Dell w "upgraded" OS. Slow as shit. I can believe Dell would sell such an inferior product.
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Punk-ass bitch.
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eesh Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > What you never see are Asians and > African-Americans have children. Not always true. I've known some smokin hot Asian/black mixed girls. On the other hand, some are tragic.
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Salammin body. Hard to tell but may be a butter face. I'd hit it.
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Should the NFL shut down for two years, I predict the following side effects: Antidepressant sales will skyrocket, as will road rage incidents Lawns across America will be generally better manicured and weed free GDP will be .25 percent higher in 2012 than it otherwise would have SAT scores will be higher in 2016 Cars assembled on a Tuesday will be of higher quality There will be a shortag
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Very little chatter about Libya being a facebook/twitter revolution like in Egypt. Perhaps because they're getting their asses bombed when they gather after a facebook/twitter calling?
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Mel Gibson
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Polo!
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She was just on Conan tonight and she is smokin hot at any age, but incredible for age 47.
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If I can save just one person...
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Jarhead is probably most accurate for the vast majority of servicemembers... A whole lot nothing and waiting. Full Metal Jacket best depicts basic training. Even if today it is much more civil, the same emotions come though. Buffalo Soldiers showed the reality of non-combat service: bunch of thugs just getting by with no idealistic glamorization of those who serve. Band of brothers best conveyed
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Get a lawyer to show up without you. Then the reasonable doubt can't be resolved. Ticket clinic.
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Sheets Lumber in Vienna.
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A K-bar knife and a 4-quart pot.
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Anyone have experience with the quality of these cabinets? I've bought Ikea furniture before and found their furniture is noticeably substandard. Are the cabinets any better?
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Why would the salesperson lay on the bed to show you how firm it is? Maybe that was her sales tactic.
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There's got to be a connection here.
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I worked at Brinks years ago. If you're inside the secured facility, you won't need a gun. If by chance you take a position that requires a pistol or shotgun the company will take care of issuance, training, and any required licensure.
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Are you serious? No slash slavery? The secession was tax related?
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Wolverines!
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What would trigger such a fragmentation? I can conceive a state wanting to split, e.g. California. But why would the south or Texas think they're better off in this global economy?
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With mug shot. He looks cartoonishly deviant. http://newsok.com/oklahoma-city-man-admits-conning-baby-sitters-by-posing-as-autistic-and-wearing-diapers/article/3522781
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Don't forget Magruders in Vienna too. I read that Walmart is opening smaller format stores. That would be something slightly different.
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'member having to stand up and walk to the TV to change the station? 'member having to take your paper paycheck to the bank at lunch on Friday and make a command decision about how much cash you'd need to get through the weekend? 'member having to wait a half hour to download a ten second porn clip using dial-up? 'member having to depress the pedal just right to get your car started in the win
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People will drive from Vienna. There's no Target closer to Vienna, and the Virginian, Vienna Inn, and Joes Pizza just isn't good. And Tysons... No one lives there.
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Wait til Christmas, when the nightmare really comes alive.
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