He used to rent a place at Staples Mill townhomes. He paid me one night to come to his place, the place was filthy and the mattress was bare and covered in sweat stains. He wanted to fuck me, but he couldn't get it up. His dick looked like a button, LMFAO. Here's a pic:
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punchable faces Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > What are your thoughts and impressions when you > see this person.... > .... Fucking hot, baby!
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Wow, I can tell from your shadow that you are six feet of solid muscle!
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friskydingo Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > > Hey good lookin, > How close are you to being a real girl? Not remotely close, but I'll show you things you won't forget.
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friskydingo Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I crave sexual attention. I'll suck you dry.
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On September 25, 2010 my girlfriend Christy came over to stay a night. It was 12:00 midnight and my parents were gone all day. They were on a two week vacation and went to Anniston, Alabama. Christy and I were in my bedroom watching Friday After Next movie by Ice Cube. We shared a big bowl of hot wings and drunk wine. I was so happy that night because I had the house all to myself. I took off a
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Dick pics please.
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Splained Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > betterthanyoubitch Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > EIi 2 Wrote: > > > -------------------------------------------------- > > > ----- > > > ur not a girl first of all. secondly u should > > just > > > kill him like any normal pe
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friskydingo sounds smart and witty and full of humor, just what I look for in a dick.
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Hello Raahi. How big is your dick?
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Oh boy, Harry's cum is a one of a kind cocktail. It reminds me of a salty margarita with a hint of lemon.
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Harry Tuttle's Penis Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I ate way too many shrimps... I have iodine > poisoning, y'all... Let me wash that humongous dick with my wet tongue.
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I've wrapped my lips around Harry Tuttle's massive love organ, and I can tell he is a smoker. Tastes like smoked sausage, very salty too.
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Harry Tuttle Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > When I get tired I get all kinds of boner... Hot. I bet that boner is huge.
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Harry, I want your massive black cock shoved in and out of my ass while you finger my hungry twat with your sweaty salty black fingers.
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Harry Tuttle Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Rolo party at my house! > > Just kidding, y'all... I'm still homeless... I want your fat coon cock in my ass.
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Look at all these female impersonators. Can I join in guys?
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I'm done with Inkahootz. He wasn't my type. I like men that trim around their privates and keep it clean. His dick was hidden in this bush looking thing, and it smelled like sardines.
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Fuck you faggot
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You are so fucking stupid Inkahootz. Its me DeathByC0p. You actually hook up with sluts on-line? Jesus Christ you are pathetic.
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inkahootz Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > DeathbyC0p Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > You answered that quick...spending your > Saturday > > evening hitting refresh every thirty seconds on > > Fairfax Underground? > > > No dumbass...watching overtime hockey...then going > out. What
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You fucking faggots leave Inkahootz alone! He sounds like he has giant balls and a huge cock. I bet he could spread me and keep going all day long. Can you queers do that?
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Gravis said: Dwight -7 It's official. GTFO
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Dwight. Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > OK Hello World. I have been a FFXU regular > anomalous poster for quite some time Anomalous poster? What the fuck is an anomalous poster?
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Dwight. Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > WashingTone Locian Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > > > > > The Cardinals were in the worst division in > > football last year (next to the AFC West). They > > got into the playoffs because even though their > > regular season record sucked
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Dwight. Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Is Obama Faithfully protecting the Constitution as > he promised? Are you faithfully sucking your sugar daddy's dick as promised?
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Dwight. Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Hello! im a fudge packer! > > even tho...... > Posted by: MrMephisto () > Date: April 30, 2009 04:42PM > > I've fucked girls in the ass, and I have to say, > it's not everything it's cracked up to be. It > stinks up your bedroom and you have to take a > shower immediately after. If you get a
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Dwight is a pole smoker. He licks the sugar off his daddy every night.
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Dwight is the biggest faggot on FFXU for starting this thread. Fuck you fudgepacker.
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