Troll.Sniper Wrote: > > Automobiles are complicated machines that require > regular maintenance to keep them operating safely > which in turn keeps the rest of us safe. > > Why should my $148,000 Porsche get totaled one > rainy night by a 1998 Camry because some dumbass > insists on driving around on bald tires? State > safety inspections would help reduce the > li
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Smash I think she'd be a fun little romp in the hay... she's got some curves. and she's not skin and bones... she cleans up nice, which worries me a bit. you got to bed with a 7 or 8 and wake up with 3 or 4
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You do realize that a majority of the USA doesn't even do vehicle inspections.. fuck inspections. really, do you really think that the "safety inspections" really do anything but liberate a few bucks from your wallet every year..
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Gerrygoatfucker Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I have found - when flashing someone with their > high beams on and not having them respond - that > turning on my high beams and drifting over into > their lane works beautifully. I though I was only one who did this..
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Cranky Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > How many stupid people do you usually see driving > at night without their headlights on? Three weeks > ago these idiots were riding donkeys in some shit > hole country and now they’re driving in multiton > vehicle on our streets. It must be their > malnourished childhood that makes them so moronic. > Bet
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/news/video-1598450/Man-tries-jump-tube-barriers-gets-stuck-genitals.html too funny
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Well here I am smack dab in the middle of a moral dilemma. this a two fer....we get to deport an illegal immigrant, after he killed a nog who knealt for the national anthem...... woo hoo. good riddance to bad rubbish..
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abc 7. Eileen whelan much hotter
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just get a minivan take out the rear seats and put in a twin mattress but it would suck getting up and then having to take a shower at work, brush teeth, ect and do all that at work rather than the comfort of your own home how are you going to do meals?
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Hey retard Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > It’s fuxking privatized Not sure who the tard is... the one who can't spell "fucking" or replying to a two year old thread... Oh wait, they are one in the same. get back on the short bus
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Scum detector Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Why would anyone want to work at DMV? You would be > dealing with shithole country rejects who can’t > speak English all day long. If I could work at the DMV and not have to be at the counter, why not. I could not stand dealing with the great nonwhite unwashed masses on a daily basis
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Water tastes better Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Bud Light is swill. Drink regular Bud. shit just drink keystone or water at the point...
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Well I'm not as evil as the OP.... but if I'm doing 5 over and you are riding my ass or tapping the high beams. i'm gonna slow way down... but I will not camp out in the left lane doing 5 over. I'll stay to the right...
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I don't get it, ICE could show up at the 7-11 in herndon around 8am on a Saturday and round up about 40 spics with one stop. make a side trip to reston Home depot and grab another 5-6 god I hope Trumps plan to send 200000 under the TPS in 2019 happens..
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nog obliterator Wrote: > I know it seemed like a pain in the ass at the > time, but boy are we paying for not sending them > back when we had the chance. Blame Columbus. he just Had to stop in africa for a couple dindunuffins..... fucker
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Its probably what JonBenet Ramsey would look like
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I can have sympathy as being poor in America has got to suck and having a child +1 in the oven has got to be tough putting the thief in jail make the kids the states responsibility, we don't need that...So the logical thing is to send the border jumper and her children back home. and on top of that. fine the bejesus out of the thief's employer and send ICE to the business and weed out others
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What a dummy Wrote: > > You are just another blowhard who knows nothing > and speaks from his know-nothing knowledge. here is the truth. so yes while a honda accord could be considered for antique plates, it still must meat all the safety requirements from its date of manufacture. and you can't legally use it for daily driving. http://www.vsp.state.va.us/Safety_AntiqueVehicle.shtm
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzSsLiBPX38
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solve the problem by getting rid of the handicap parking spaces.
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Well if "you've moved on" then why open your fucking mouth about it......
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Better call an am-bo-lance! Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Drowning in quicksand, because you were trying to > film a video on survival! > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkm5tNTV0ss how about the guy who tried a hot pot in yellowstone, Colin left the safety of the park's boardwalk and approached a hot spring, before reaching down to check the
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I fucked your sister (said to your wife)
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scaphism Scaphism, also known as the boats, is an ancient Persian method of execution designed to inflict torturous death. The name comes from the Greek word skaphe, meaning "scooped out". The naked victim would be firmly fastened within a back-to-back pair of narrow rowboats (or in some variations a hollowed out tree trunk). The victim's head, hands, and feet would protrude from this improvised
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all you morons. here is what you do 1. put the ezpass transponder in your car 2. keep your credit card updated, 3. keep your contact info updated 4. keep your car info (make model tag) updated and you won't have these fucking problems. going on 17 years. I have never paid penalties, or had any letter from smartag sent to me asking for payment or any type of nonsense yes I got jammed on
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So if you are shot in a church, does that give you a golden ticket to heaven?
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Trolling Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > What union job only pays $13 per hour for a > college degree? This is not SEIU. actually SEIU at Georgetown U entry level manual labor is like 12.80 an hour...
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commuter Wrote: > Ya, that really chaps my was. Do not turn on your > flashing lights when you are still doing 30 MPH. > Also, do not fucking leave your STOP sign out and > return to full speed before allowing traffic to > pass. in mclean area. the bus drivers will pull over to the right turn lane to kick the kids off the bus, and even through traffic is stil sitting stopped in
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top to bottom bun liquid condiments (ketchup, mustard ect) tomato lettuce bacon cheese meat bun
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Make-up.... so you are a goth chick and you ate out your lesbo girlfriend while she's on the rag...
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