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So Um. Who has the famous Uncle?
Posted by:
Ahmayzin
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Date: September 14, 2012 11:08AM
Why is he famous? Is he like, Marion Barry famous? Or Peyton Manning famous. Just curious. There is history here that I missed and damn it, I hate feeling left out. You fuckers.
Re: So Um. Who has the famous Uncle?
Posted by:
send them Obama money
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Date: September 14, 2012 11:21AM
Ahmayzin Wrote:
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> Why is he famous? Is he like, Marion Barry
> famous? Or Peyton Manning famous. Just curious.
> There is history here that I missed and damn it, I
> hate feeling left out. You fuckers.
Lizzie's supposed uncle is Eddie Royal, yet they live in an old farmhouse looking shack that looks like it is straight out of a Hoarders episode!
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> Why is he famous? Is he like, Marion Barry
> famous? Or Peyton Manning famous. Just curious.
> There is history here that I missed and damn it, I
> hate feeling left out. You fuckers.
Lizzie's supposed uncle is Eddie Royal, yet they live in an old farmhouse looking shack that looks like it is straight out of a Hoarders episode!
Re: So Um. Who has the famous Uncle?
Posted by:
Ahmayzin
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Date: September 14, 2012 11:47AM
Well if the black chick in the pictures is really her, she looks like she could be related to Gary Coleman...he was famous.
Re: So Um. Who has the famous Uncle?
Posted by:
TheNorthman
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Date: September 14, 2012 12:13PM
They come from some "old money". The rich uncle has nothing to do with their extravagant lifestyle.
Lizzie seems to have let her privileged upbringing go to her head. She brags a lot about how wealthy she is.
So Nouveau Riche of you to brag about wealth Monique!!
I have you now.
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Lizzie seems to have let her privileged upbringing go to her head. She brags a lot about how wealthy she is.
So Nouveau Riche of you to brag about wealth Monique!!
I have you now.
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Re: So Um. Who has the famous Uncle?
Posted by:
Ahmayzin
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Date: September 14, 2012 12:24PM
That looks like Steve Martin's crib in "the jerk"....the one BEFORE he got rich. LOL
Re: So Um. Who has the famous Uncle?
Posted by:
Ahmayzin
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Date: September 14, 2012 12:26PM
"They never shoulda gave y'all neggas money!!!" ---Dave Chapelle as Rick James
Re: So Um. Who has the famous Uncle?
Posted by:
eesh
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Date: September 14, 2012 12:32PM
What really sucks for lizzie is she has a bus stop right in front of her house......or maybe it is convenient for her since I doubt she drives and owns a car.
Re: So Um. Who has the famous Uncle?
Posted by:
TheNorthman
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Date: September 14, 2012 12:38PM
I thought they owned like 4 trucks. Maybe lizzie can drive one of those, assuming they can get it out of the driveway.
I have you now.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/14/2012 12:39PM by TheNorthman.
I have you now.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/14/2012 12:39PM by TheNorthman.
Re: So Um. Who has the famous Uncle?
Posted by:
hee ick
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Date: September 14, 2012 12:40PM
TheNorthman Wrote:
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> I thought they owned like 4 trucks. Maybe lizzie
> can drive of those, assuming they can get it out
> of the driveway.
Lizzie can't even drive a ride-a-long mower!
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> I thought they owned like 4 trucks. Maybe lizzie
> can drive of those, assuming they can get it out
> of the driveway.
Lizzie can't even drive a ride-a-long mower!
Re: So Um. Who has the famous Uncle?
Posted by:
eesh
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Date: September 14, 2012 12:42PM
TheNorthman Wrote:
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> I thought they owned like 4 trucks. Maybe lizzie
> can drive one of those, assuming they can get it
> out of the driveway.
The six door truck and Chevrolet Caprice belong to the mother. There are two Suburbans, I don't know if they run.
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> I thought they owned like 4 trucks. Maybe lizzie
> can drive one of those, assuming they can get it
> out of the driveway.
The six door truck and Chevrolet Caprice belong to the mother. There are two Suburbans, I don't know if they run.
Re: So Um. Who has the famous Uncle?
Posted by:
samford and son's
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Date: September 14, 2012 12:43PM
TheNorthman Wrote:
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> I thought they owned like 4 trucks. Maybe lizzie
> can drive one of those, assuming they can get it
> out of the driveway.
Do you think a redneck's (let alone a black redneck's) trucks that are parked in the yard work?
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> I thought they owned like 4 trucks. Maybe lizzie
> can drive one of those, assuming they can get it
> out of the driveway.
Do you think a redneck's (let alone a black redneck's) trucks that are parked in the yard work?
Re: So Um. Who has the famous Uncle?
Posted by:
TheNorthman
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Date: September 14, 2012 02:41PM
samford and son's Wrote:
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> Do you think a redneck's (let alone a black
> redneck's) trucks that are parked in the yard
> work?
I doubt any of those old trucks still work but you never know.
However, I DID see lizzie driving a black 2011 Porsche 911 the other day on Leesburg Pike that looked pretty sweet. I thought to myself, ‘that’s some real money right there’. Then I wondered what that car would look like parked in this driveway….
I have you now.
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> Do you think a redneck's (let alone a black
> redneck's) trucks that are parked in the yard
> work?
I doubt any of those old trucks still work but you never know.
However, I DID see lizzie driving a black 2011 Porsche 911 the other day on Leesburg Pike that looked pretty sweet. I thought to myself, ‘that’s some real money right there’. Then I wondered what that car would look like parked in this driveway….
I have you now.
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Re: So Um. Who has the famous Uncle?
Posted by:
Faggy Bar Mitzvah
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Date: September 14, 2012 03:02PM
What is with the graffitti on the sidewalk? Is that supposed to be a compass or something??
Nice magnolia tree - a real beauty there.
Nice magnolia tree - a real beauty there.
Re: So Um. Who has the famous Uncle?
Posted by:
TheNorthman
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Date: September 14, 2012 04:10PM
I don’t know anything about any graffiti there. In a home of that quality I would scarcely expect to see anything like that.
Perhaps there is an alternate explanation. It is well known in certain circles that lizzie’s mom is a connoisseur of Picasso’s earlier work and has one of the finest privately owned collections on the Eastern Seaboard. She also recently showed a renewed interest in Van Gogh’s ‘portraits’ and had several of them delivered just last week.
Perhaps upon delivery she had a case of buyer’s remorse when she realized that they did not compliment the architecture of her home in a way she had envisioned. Owing to that famous ‘lizzie temper’(which led her to punch a cop), she probably just threw the pieces of priceless art out the door and into the street in disgust with little regard to the fact that her ‘garbage’ is worth millions to the ‘common’ person!
I have you now.
Perhaps there is an alternate explanation. It is well known in certain circles that lizzie’s mom is a connoisseur of Picasso’s earlier work and has one of the finest privately owned collections on the Eastern Seaboard. She also recently showed a renewed interest in Van Gogh’s ‘portraits’ and had several of them delivered just last week.
Perhaps upon delivery she had a case of buyer’s remorse when she realized that they did not compliment the architecture of her home in a way she had envisioned. Owing to that famous ‘lizzie temper’(which led her to punch a cop), she probably just threw the pieces of priceless art out the door and into the street in disgust with little regard to the fact that her ‘garbage’ is worth millions to the ‘common’ person!
I have you now.
Re: So Um. Who has the famous Uncle?
Posted by:
*
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Date: September 14, 2012 04:50PM
She is not related.
Re: So Um. Who has the famous Uncle?
Posted by:
eesh
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Date: September 14, 2012 05:51PM
What I still do not understand about lizzie is the amount of racial slurs and homophobic remarks she made over the years. She's black, yet she came across like some white supremacist and an old Myspace page reveals she was in a relationship with another woman when she 18 or 19.
Her mother knows she posts here, and the mother is old enough to remember segregation, I do not know why she would tolerate her daughter writing these things.
Blessed are the murderous.
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Her mother knows she posts here, and the mother is old enough to remember segregation, I do not know why she would tolerate her daughter writing these things.
Blessed are the murderous.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/14/2012 05:52PM by eesh.
Re: So Um. Who has the famous Uncle?
Posted by:
RC&CR
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Date: September 14, 2012 10:27PM
The only Royal in Lizzie's life is Crown Royal.
Re: So Um. Who has the famous Uncle?
Posted by:
Wonderbird
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Date: September 14, 2012 11:17PM
RC&CR Wrote:
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> The only Royal in Lizzie's life is Crown Royal.
That broke ass bitch can't even afford Thunderbird.
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> The only Royal in Lizzie's life is Crown Royal.
That broke ass bitch can't even afford Thunderbird.