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How much do you think she got?
"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
It is amazing how a rack of big boobs can cloud some men's judgement.
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Chris Cooley did not sign a prenup with the Redskins Cheerleader bimbo he married. What in the hell has she done to require a settlement now that they are getting divorced?
Posted by:
Confused
()
Date: September 13, 2012 12:59PM
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/reliable-source/post/chris-cooley-and-wife-christy-divorcing-after-four-years/2012/09/12/bad827ca-fd21-11e1-8adc-499661afe377_blog.html
Chris Cooley did not sign a prenup with the Redskins Cheerleader bimbo he married. What in the hell has she done to require a settlement now that they are getting divorced?
Spead her legs?
Even if she manages to walk away with just $100 of his hard earned cash that is $100 too many in my opinion.
Cooley is an idiot.
Make the bitch sign a prenup before you marry her.
Oh well... It's his money and not mine.
Dumbass.
Chris Cooley did not sign a prenup with the Redskins Cheerleader bimbo he married. What in the hell has she done to require a settlement now that they are getting divorced?
Spead her legs?
Even if she manages to walk away with just $100 of his hard earned cash that is $100 too many in my opinion.
Cooley is an idiot.
Make the bitch sign a prenup before you marry her.
Oh well... It's his money and not mine.
Dumbass.
Re: Chris Cooley did not sign a prenup with the Redskins Cheerleader bimbo he married. What in the hell has she done to require a settlement now that they are getting divorced?
Posted by:
wow!
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Date: September 13, 2012 01:11PM
Confused Wrote:
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> http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/reliable-sourc
> e/post/chris-cooley-and-wife-christy-divorcing-aft
> er-four-years/2012/09/12/bad827ca-fd21-11e1-8adc-4
> 99661afe377_blog.html
>
> Chris Cooley did not sign a prenup with the
> Redskins Cheerleader bimbo he married. What in the
> hell has she done to require a settlement now that
> they are getting divorced?
>
> Spead her legs?
>
> Even if she manages to walk away with just $100 of
> his hard earned cash that is $100 too many in my
> opinion.
>
> Cooley is an idiot.
>
> Make the bitch sign a prenup before you marry her.
>
>
> Oh well... It's his money and not mine.
>
> Dumbass.
Wow divorcing him just as he gets cut....well now, so yeah...sorry Chris but someone should have told ya.
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> http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/reliable-sourc
> e/post/chris-cooley-and-wife-christy-divorcing-aft
> er-four-years/2012/09/12/bad827ca-fd21-11e1-8adc-4
> 99661afe377_blog.html
>
> Chris Cooley did not sign a prenup with the
> Redskins Cheerleader bimbo he married. What in the
> hell has she done to require a settlement now that
> they are getting divorced?
>
> Spead her legs?
>
> Even if she manages to walk away with just $100 of
> his hard earned cash that is $100 too many in my
> opinion.
>
> Cooley is an idiot.
>
> Make the bitch sign a prenup before you marry her.
>
>
> Oh well... It's his money and not mine.
>
> Dumbass.
Wow divorcing him just as he gets cut....well now, so yeah...sorry Chris but someone should have told ya.
Re: Chris Cooley did not sign a prenup with the Redskins Cheerleader bimbo he married. What in the hell has she done to require a settlement now that they are getting divorced?
Posted by:
Fred Davis
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Date: September 13, 2012 01:21PM
What a turd...
Re: Chris Cooley did not sign a prenup with the Redskins Cheerleader bimbo he married. What in the hell has she done to require a settlement now that they are getting divorced?
Posted by:
Happier Times
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Date: September 13, 2012 01:35PM
How much do you think she got?
Re: Chris Cooley did not sign a prenup with the Redskins Cheerleader bimbo he married. What in the hell has she done to require a settlement now that they are getting divorced?
Posted by:
wrongwrongwrong
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Date: September 13, 2012 01:50PM
wow! Wrote:
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> Wow divorcing him just as he gets cut....well now,
> so yeah...sorry Chris but someone should have told
> ya.
if you actually read the articles they say the separated back in January. so she probably left him when he was hurt and probably not going to be a redskin the next season. but shit sheez hot so she can have whoever she wants
anyone with money not getting a prenup is stupid
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> Wow divorcing him just as he gets cut....well now,
> so yeah...sorry Chris but someone should have told
> ya.
if you actually read the articles they say the separated back in January. so she probably left him when he was hurt and probably not going to be a redskin the next season. but shit sheez hot so she can have whoever she wants
anyone with money not getting a prenup is stupid
Re: Chris Cooley did not sign a prenup with the Redskins Cheerleader bimbo he married. What in the hell has she done to require a settlement now that they are getting divorced?
Posted by:
Why?
()
Date: September 13, 2012 02:02PM
Why marry her?
Keep her as a live in girlfriend until another girl comes along and then throw her out.
Keep her as a live in girlfriend until another girl comes along and then throw her out.
Re: Chris Cooley did not sign a prenup with the Redskins Cheerleader bimbo he married. What in the hell has she done to require a settlement now that they are getting divorced?
Posted by:
how much?
()
Date: September 13, 2012 02:09PM
in virginia, unless mr. cooley can document some form of adultry/infidelity on her part ( even then that's not always good for the husband ), at least half of what he's got if it gets to trial.
if settled out of court, who knows, proably several million, with or without alimony? god help him if they have kids....then he's on the hook for child support.
if settled out of court, who knows, proably several million, with or without alimony? god help him if they have kids....then he's on the hook for child support.
Re: Chris Cooley did not sign a prenup with the Redskins Cheerleader bimbo he married. What in the hell has she done to require a settlement now that they are getting divorced?
Posted by:
Damn. That sucks.
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Date: September 13, 2012 02:36PM
how much? Wrote:
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> in virginia, unless mr. cooley can document some
> form of adultry/infidelity on her part ( even then
> that's not always good for the husband ), at least
> half of what he's got if it gets to trial.
>
> if settled out of court, who knows, proably
> several million, with or without alimony? god
> help him if they have kids....then he's on the
> hook for child support.
So you mean to tell me putting a ring on her finger and playing naked stick and move with her a few hundred times over the past 4 years is ultimately going to cost him several million dollars?
Damn. That sucks.
Sucks to be him right now.
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> in virginia, unless mr. cooley can document some
> form of adultry/infidelity on her part ( even then
> that's not always good for the husband ), at least
> half of what he's got if it gets to trial.
>
> if settled out of court, who knows, proably
> several million, with or without alimony? god
> help him if they have kids....then he's on the
> hook for child support.
So you mean to tell me putting a ring on her finger and playing naked stick and move with her a few hundred times over the past 4 years is ultimately going to cost him several million dollars?
Damn. That sucks.
Sucks to be him right now.
Re: Chris Cooley did not sign a prenup with the Redskins Cheerleader bimbo he married. What in the hell has she done to require a settlement now that they are getting divorced?
Posted by:
you've heard it here second
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Date: September 13, 2012 03:14PM
she allegedly slept with tony romo 2 years ago.
Re: Chris Cooley did not sign a prenup with the Redskins Cheerleader bimbo he married. What in the hell has she done to require a settlement now that they are getting divorced?
Posted by:
Tony WHO?
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Date: September 13, 2012 03:26PM
you've heard it here second Wrote:
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> she allegedly slept with tony romo 2 years ago.
Tony Romo the Mexican?
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> she allegedly slept with tony romo 2 years ago.
Tony Romo the Mexican?
Re: Chris Cooley did not sign a prenup with the Redskins Cheerleader bimbo he married. What in the hell has she done to require a settlement now that they are getting divorced?
Posted by:
I Carumba!
()
Date: September 13, 2012 03:49PM
Blowjobs are expensive when you're a pro athlete.
Re: Chris Cooley did not sign a prenup with the Redskins Cheerleader bimbo he married. What in the hell has she done to require a settlement now that they are getting divorced?
Posted by:
T.O. BABY MAMA DRAMA
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Date: September 13, 2012 03:59PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80LNV_kLHpw
Terrell Owen's baby mama drama.
Sucks to be him right now.
Like Chris. He is also out of the league.
Terrell Owen's baby mama drama.
Sucks to be him right now.
Like Chris. He is also out of the league.
Re: Chris Cooley did not sign a prenup with the Redskins Cheerleader bimbo he married. What in the hell has she done to require a settlement now that they are getting divorced?
Posted by:
Hay Zeus
()
Date: September 13, 2012 04:06PM
Honestly, shes cute but not exceptionally good looking.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/13/2012 04:06PM by Hay Zeus.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/13/2012 04:06PM by Hay Zeus.
Re: Chris Cooley did not sign a prenup with the Redskins Cheerleader bimbo he married. What in the hell has she done to require a settlement now that they are getting divorced?
Posted by:
Redskins Jihadist
()
Date: September 13, 2012 05:02PM
Hay Zeus Wrote:
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> Honestly, shes cute but not exceptionally good
> looking.
You out yo' mind, H-Zizzle. That girl is all stunning and junk.
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> Honestly, shes cute but not exceptionally good
> looking.
You out yo' mind, H-Zizzle. That girl is all stunning and junk.
Re: Chris Cooley did not sign a prenup with the Redskins Cheerleader bimbo he married. What in the hell has she done to require a settlement now that they are getting divorced?
Posted by:
Chris
()
Date: September 13, 2012 05:06PM
Chris could easily have done her up the rear anytime he wanted to without having to marry her but he chose not to so now he must pay for his lack of judgement.
Chris if you are out there reading this you have my sympathy.
Chris if you are out there reading this you have my sympathy.
Re: Chris Cooley did not sign a prenup with the Redskins Cheerleader bimbo he married. What in the hell has she done to require a settlement now that they are getting divorced?
Posted by:
I DONT UNDERSTAND
()
Date: September 13, 2012 06:56PM
Redskins Jihadist Wrote:
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> Hay Zeus Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Honestly, shes cute but not exceptionally good
> > looking.
>
> You out yo' mind, H-Zizzle. That girl is all
> stunning and junk.
But what in the fuck has she done to deserve any of his money? That is what I do not understand.
Does she give really great oral or something?
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> Hay Zeus Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Honestly, shes cute but not exceptionally good
> > looking.
>
> You out yo' mind, H-Zizzle. That girl is all
> stunning and junk.
But what in the fuck has she done to deserve any of his money? That is what I do not understand.
Does she give really great oral or something?
Re: Chris Cooley did not sign a prenup with the Redskins Cheerleader bimbo he married. What in the hell has she done to require a settlement now that they are getting divorced?
Posted by:
teri~
()
Date: September 13, 2012 07:25PM
moo
Re: Chris Cooley did not sign a prenup with the Redskins Cheerleader bimbo he married. What in the hell has she done to require a settlement now that they are getting divorced?
Posted by:
Redskins Jihadist
()
Date: September 13, 2012 07:27PM
I DONT UNDERSTAND Wrote:
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> Redskins Jihadist Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hay Zeus Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Honestly, shes cute but not exceptionally
> good
> > > looking.
> >
> > You out yo' mind, H-Zizzle. That girl is all
> > stunning and junk.
>
> But what in the fuck has she done to deserve any
> of his money? That is what I do not understand.
>
> Does she give really great oral or something?
Did you ever stop to think that maybe the reason you have to use the handle "I DONT UNDERSTAND" is because you really don't...understand?
I could give 2 shits if she's done anything to deserve his money...
Hey Zeus made a remark about her looks and I'm challenging that. You're welcome to tie that to her money deservedness quotient, of course but...that's a whole 'nother discussion.
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> Redskins Jihadist Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hay Zeus Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Honestly, shes cute but not exceptionally
> good
> > > looking.
> >
> > You out yo' mind, H-Zizzle. That girl is all
> > stunning and junk.
>
> But what in the fuck has she done to deserve any
> of his money? That is what I do not understand.
>
> Does she give really great oral or something?
Did you ever stop to think that maybe the reason you have to use the handle "I DONT UNDERSTAND" is because you really don't...understand?
I could give 2 shits if she's done anything to deserve his money...
Hey Zeus made a remark about her looks and I'm challenging that. You're welcome to tie that to her money deservedness quotient, of course but...that's a whole 'nother discussion.
Re: Chris Cooley did not sign a prenup with the Redskins Cheerleader bimbo he married. What in the hell has she done to require a settlement now that they are getting divorced?
Posted by:
Ric Flair "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
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Date: September 13, 2012 07:53PM
"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Re: Chris Cooley did not sign a prenup with the Redskins Cheerleader bimbo he married. What in the hell has she done to require a settlement now that they are getting divorced?
Posted by:
Hay Zeus
()
Date: September 13, 2012 07:58PM
Redskins Jihadist Wrote:
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> Hay Zeus Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Honestly, shes cute but not exceptionally good
> > looking.
>
> You out yo' mind, H-Zizzle. That girl is all
> stunning and junk.
As I said she is CUTE, at best. Other then that all she is, is a bunch of well applied make up, good lighting from a photographer and her youth. Girls like her a dime a dozen on most college campuses.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/13/2012 07:59PM by Hay Zeus.
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> Hay Zeus Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Honestly, shes cute but not exceptionally good
> > looking.
>
> You out yo' mind, H-Zizzle. That girl is all
> stunning and junk.
As I said she is CUTE, at best. Other then that all she is, is a bunch of well applied make up, good lighting from a photographer and her youth. Girls like her a dime a dozen on most college campuses.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/13/2012 07:59PM by Hay Zeus.
Re: Chris Cooley did not sign a prenup with the Redskins Cheerleader bimbo he married. What in the hell has she done to require a settlement now that they are getting divorced?
Posted by:
stupid TE
()
Date: September 13, 2012 08:15PM
Cooley must be as stupid as the day is long. They all need to take a lesson from the smartest guy in sports and that is Derek Jeter. He nails all kinds of hotties but he isnt in any rush to hand over half his worth.
Re: Chris Cooley did not sign a prenup with the Redskins Cheerleader bimbo he married. What in the hell has she done to require a settlement now that they are getting divorced?
Posted by:
Wooderson
()
Date: September 13, 2012 08:15PM
Hay Zeus Wrote:
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> Redskins Jihadist Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hay Zeus Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Honestly, shes cute but not exceptionally
> good
> > > looking.
> >
> > You out yo' mind, H-Zizzle. That girl is all
> > stunning and junk.
>
> As I said she is CUTE, at best. Other then that
> all she is, is a bunch of well applied make up,
> good lighting from a photographer and her youth.
> Girls like her a dime a dozen on most college
> campuses.
Most high school campuses too.
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> Redskins Jihadist Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hay Zeus Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Honestly, shes cute but not exceptionally
> good
> > > looking.
> >
> > You out yo' mind, H-Zizzle. That girl is all
> > stunning and junk.
>
> As I said she is CUTE, at best. Other then that
> all she is, is a bunch of well applied make up,
> good lighting from a photographer and her youth.
> Girls like her a dime a dozen on most college
> campuses.
Most high school campuses too.
Re: Chris Cooley did not sign a prenup with the Redskins Cheerleader bimbo he married. What in the hell has she done to require a settlement now that they are getting divorced?
Posted by:
Confuscius
()
Date: September 13, 2012 08:16PM
Why is the bride always smiling?
She just gave her last blowjob.
She just gave her last blowjob.
Re: Chris Cooley did not sign a prenup with the Redskins Cheerleader bimbo he married. What in the hell has she done to require a settlement now that they are getting divorced?
Posted by:
Skins Fan
()
Date: September 14, 2012 12:21PM
Confuscius Wrote:
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> Why is the bride always smiling?
>
> She just gave her last blowjob.
Yup. Now she is about to get paid millions for all of that meat flute playing.
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> Why is the bride always smiling?
>
> She just gave her last blowjob.
Yup. Now she is about to get paid millions for all of that meat flute playing.
Re: Chris Cooley did not sign a prenup with the Redskins Cheerleader bimbo he married. What in the hell has she done to require a settlement now that they are getting divorced?
Posted by:
Hay Zeus
()
Date: September 14, 2012 12:30PM
He probably dropped 100K+ on the wedding of her "dreams" too.
Re: Chris Cooley did not sign a prenup with the Redskins Cheerleader bimbo he married. What in the hell has she done to require a settlement now that they are getting divorced?
Posted by:
Dazed $ Confused
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Date: September 14, 2012 12:33PM
Wooderson Wrote:
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> Hay Zeus Wrote:
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> > Redskins Jihadist Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Hay Zeus Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Honestly, shes cute but not exceptionally
> > good
> > > > looking.
> > >
> > > You out yo' mind, H-Zizzle. That girl is all
> > > stunning and junk.
> >
> > As I said she is CUTE, at best. Other then that
> > all she is, is a bunch of well applied make up,
> > good lighting from a photographer and her
> youth.
> > Girls like her a dime a dozen on most college
> > campuses.
>
> src="http://www.90smovies.net/wp-content/uploads/2
> 011/09/dazed-and-confused.jpg">
>
> Most high school campuses too.
Nobody I mean nobody marries the cheerleader. Pussy is free and cheerleaders get fat once you put the ring on their finger.
Enjoy the mindless piece of heavenly art and move on.
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> Hay Zeus Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Redskins Jihadist Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Hay Zeus Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Honestly, shes cute but not exceptionally
> > good
> > > > looking.
> > >
> > > You out yo' mind, H-Zizzle. That girl is all
> > > stunning and junk.
> >
> > As I said she is CUTE, at best. Other then that
> > all she is, is a bunch of well applied make up,
> > good lighting from a photographer and her
> youth.
> > Girls like her a dime a dozen on most college
> > campuses.
>
> src="http://www.90smovies.net/wp-content/uploads/2
> 011/09/dazed-and-confused.jpg">
>
> Most high school campuses too.
Nobody I mean nobody marries the cheerleader. Pussy is free and cheerleaders get fat once you put the ring on their finger.
Enjoy the mindless piece of heavenly art and move on.
Re: Chris Cooley did not sign a prenup with the Redskins Cheerleader bimbo he married. What in the hell has she done to require a settlement now that they are getting divorced?
Posted by:
Skins Fan
()
Date: September 14, 2012 12:38PM
Hay Zeus Wrote:
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> He probably dropped 100K+ on the wedding of her
> "dreams" too.
I know. What a dumbass.
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> He probably dropped 100K+ on the wedding of her
> "dreams" too.
I know. What a dumbass.
Re: Chris Cooley did not sign a prenup with the Redskins Cheerleader bimbo he married. What in the hell has she done to require a settlement now that they are getting divorced?
Posted by:
Stan Gable
()
Date: September 14, 2012 12:46PM
I'm glad to see marriage has helped his disposition since college.
Now:
Now:
Re: Chris Cooley did not sign a prenup with the Redskins Cheerleader bimbo he married. What in the hell has she done to require a settlement now that they are getting divorced?
Posted by:
Chris FOOLey
()
Date: September 14, 2012 12:52PM
It is amazing how a rack of big boobs can cloud some men's judgement.
Re: Chris Cooley did not sign a prenup with the Redskins Cheerleader bimbo he married. What in the hell has she done to require a settlement now that they are getting divorced?
Posted by:
Hay Zeus
()
Date: September 14, 2012 01:22PM
^^^ Them look like nice soft jewish titties
Re: Chris Cooley did not sign a prenup with the Redskins Cheerleader bimbo he married. What in the hell has she done to require a settlement now that they are getting divorced?
Posted by:
Ralph Pootawn
()
Date: September 14, 2012 04:04PM
She's not gonna get shit since they didn't have any kids.
Re: Chris Cooley did not sign a prenup with the Redskins Cheerleader bimbo he married. What in the hell has she done to require a settlement now that they are getting divorced?
Posted by:
SoylentGreen
()
Date: September 14, 2012 07:31PM
What a bunch of girls.
An ex somebody is going to give a bunch of money to his soon to be ex wife.
Boofuckinghoo.
Had he not broken the rules and dated a cheerleader to begin with, it wouldn't be costing him a dime now.
An ex somebody is going to give a bunch of money to his soon to be ex wife.
Boofuckinghoo.
Had he not broken the rules and dated a cheerleader to begin with, it wouldn't be costing him a dime now.
Re: Chris Cooley did not sign a prenup with the Redskins Cheerleader bimbo he married. What in the hell has she done to require a settlement now that they are getting divorced?
Posted by:
Hay Zeus
()
Date: September 14, 2012 07:39PM
Apparently this is his 2nd divorce, maybe Chris cant keep it in his pants.
Re: Chris Cooley did not sign a prenup with the Redskins Cheerleader bimbo he married. What in the hell has she done to require a settlement now that they are getting divorced?
Posted by:
SoylentGreen
()
Date: September 14, 2012 07:48PM
Hay Zeus Wrote:
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> Apparently this is his 2nd divorce, maybe Chris
> cant keep it in his pants.
It is. He was fucking around with the cheerleader while still married to the first girl.
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> Apparently this is his 2nd divorce, maybe Chris
> cant keep it in his pants.
It is. He was fucking around with the cheerleader while still married to the first girl.
Re: Chris Cooley did not sign a prenup with the Redskins Cheerleader bimbo he married. What in the hell has she done to require a settlement now that they are getting divorced?
Posted by:
Hay Zeus
()
Date: September 14, 2012 08:16PM
SoylentGreen Wrote:
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> Hay Zeus Wrote:
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> > Apparently this is his 2nd divorce, maybe Chris
> > cant keep it in his pants.
>
>
> It is. He was fucking around with the cheerleader
> while still married to the first girl.
Well fuck'em, he deserves what he gets.
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> Hay Zeus Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Apparently this is his 2nd divorce, maybe Chris
> > cant keep it in his pants.
>
>
> It is. He was fucking around with the cheerleader
> while still married to the first girl.
Well fuck'em, he deserves what he gets.
Re: Chris Cooley did not sign a prenup with the Redskins Cheerleader bimbo he married. What in the hell has she done to require a settlement now that they are getting divorced?
Posted by:
gep
()
Date: September 15, 2012 12:05AM
Can someone who knows just post the story of why they are getting divorced. The assholes on extremeskins.com refused to say why
Re: Chris Cooley did not sign a prenup with the Redskins Cheerleader bimbo he married. What in the hell has she done to require a settlement now that they are getting divorced?
Posted by:
chester the cheetah
()
Date: September 15, 2012 12:35AM
gep Wrote:
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> Can someone who knows just post the story of why
> they are getting divorced. The assholes on
> extremeskins.com refused to say why
He cheated on her, just like he cheated on his first wife with Christy.
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> Can someone who knows just post the story of why
> they are getting divorced. The assholes on
> extremeskins.com refused to say why
He cheated on her, just like he cheated on his first wife with Christy.
Re: Chris Cooley did not sign a prenup with the Redskins Cheerleader bimbo he married. What in the hell has she done to require a settlement now that they are getting divorced?
Posted by:
Mr.Observant
()
Date: September 15, 2012 01:52PM
They are both low-iq white trash. I don't think she's attractive in the least, has a pig face.
Re: Chris Cooley did not sign a prenup with the Redskins Cheerleader bimbo he married. What in the hell has she done to require a settlement now that they are getting divorced?
Posted by:
SoylentGreen
()
Date: September 15, 2012 03:33PM
Mr.Observant Wrote:
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> They are both low-iq white trash. I don't think
> she's attractive in the least, has a pig face.
Yeah well.........he still got to sleep with her and you didn't.
And he's worth more money than you'll make in a lifetime.
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> They are both low-iq white trash. I don't think
> she's attractive in the least, has a pig face.
Yeah well.........he still got to sleep with her and you didn't.
And he's worth more money than you'll make in a lifetime.
Re: Chris Cooley did not sign a prenup with the Redskins Cheerleader bimbo he married. What in the hell has she done to require a settlement now that they are getting divorced?
Posted by:
Ito
()
Date: September 15, 2012 05:24PM
SoylentGreen Wrote:
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> And he's worth more money than you'll make in a
> lifetime.
Maybe not after the divorce.
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> And he's worth more money than you'll make in a
> lifetime.
Maybe not after the divorce.
Re: Chris Cooley did not sign a prenup with the Redskins Cheerleader bimbo he married. What in the hell has she done to require a settlement now that they are getting divorced?
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SoylentGreen
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Date: September 15, 2012 09:50PM
Ito Wrote:
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> SoylentGreen Wrote:
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> > And he's worth more money than you'll make in a
> > lifetime.
>
> Maybe not after the divorce.
Half of $24 million bucks plus endorsements and investments is still a lot of money.
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> SoylentGreen Wrote:
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> > And he's worth more money than you'll make in a
> > lifetime.
>
> Maybe not after the divorce.
Half of $24 million bucks plus endorsements and investments is still a lot of money.
Re: Chris Cooley did not sign a prenup with the Redskins Cheerleader bimbo he married. What in the hell has she done to require a settlement now that they are getting divorced?
Posted by:
Skins lose again
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Date: September 16, 2012 08:31PM
Skins lose again.
Re: Chris Cooley did not sign a prenup with the Redskins Cheerleader bimbo he married. What in the hell has she done to require a settlement now that they are getting divorced?
Posted by:
chirs jones
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Date: September 16, 2012 09:51PM
SoylentGreen Wrote:
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> Half of $24 million bucks plus endorsements and
> investments is still a lot of money.
Who wants him to endorse anything now? Lots of active players on the the Skins they can buy. Hopefully he invested the millions he made but he doesnt appear too smart. He wouldnt be the first million dollar player to blow everything and end up a GM at a car dealership for name recognition only.
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> Half of $24 million bucks plus endorsements and
> investments is still a lot of money.
Who wants him to endorse anything now? Lots of active players on the the Skins they can buy. Hopefully he invested the millions he made but he doesnt appear too smart. He wouldnt be the first million dollar player to blow everything and end up a GM at a car dealership for name recognition only.
Re: Chris Cooley did not sign a prenup with the Redskins Cheerleader bimbo he married. What in the hell has she done to require a settlement now that they are getting divorced?
Posted by:
Skins Fan
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Date: September 17, 2012 01:34PM
Cooley would have caught the pass the wide receiver dropped near the end of the game that was blamed on the lighting inside the stadium.
Re: Chris Cooley did not sign a prenup with the Redskins Cheerleader bimbo he married. What in the hell has she done to require a settlement now that they are getting divorced?
Posted by:
SoylentGreen
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Date: September 17, 2012 09:57PM
Skins Fan Wrote:
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> Cooley would have caught the pass the wide
> receiver dropped near the end of the game that was
> blamed on the lighting inside the stadium.
No he wouldn't have because he's a tight end and can't really run fast enough to get under a ball thrown that far down field.
He would not however have dropped the ball Fred Davis turned loose of because Fred Davis is a pussy and can't take a hit.
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> Cooley would have caught the pass the wide
> receiver dropped near the end of the game that was
> blamed on the lighting inside the stadium.
No he wouldn't have because he's a tight end and can't really run fast enough to get under a ball thrown that far down field.
He would not however have dropped the ball Fred Davis turned loose of because Fred Davis is a pussy and can't take a hit.
Re: Chris Cooley did not sign a prenup with the Redskins Cheerleader bimbo he married. What in the hell has she done to require a settlement now that they are getting divorced?
Posted by:
Atom
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Date: September 19, 2012 07:29AM
Think Cooley could play LB?
Re: Chris Cooley did not sign a prenup with the Redskins Cheerleader bimbo he married. What in the hell has she done to require a settlement now that they are getting divorced?
Posted by:
Wont Say Which One
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Date: October 15, 2012 12:11AM
Saw her at the supermarket last week by herself. She was still wearing his jersey.
Re: Chris Cooley did not sign a prenup with the Redskins Cheerleader bimbo he married. What in the hell has she done to require a settlement now that they are getting divorced?
Posted by:
NorthTexasalpinist
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Date: October 15, 2012 12:40AM
She might have been his 3-hole slut many a steamy day but she's certainly giving it to him up the ass now. BOHICA Joe Namath, don'tcha learn Willie Joe?
If you've got the stash they've got the gash.
If you've got the stash they've got the gash.
Re: Chris Cooley did not sign a prenup with the Redskins Cheerleader bimbo he married. What in the hell has she done to require a settlement now that they are getting divorced?
Posted by:
SAD
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Date: October 15, 2012 01:25AM
Wont Say Which One Wrote:
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> Saw her at the supermarket last week by herself.
> She was still wearing his jersey.
Yeah. She probably got to keep half of all his jerseys as part of the divorce settlement and now wears them all over town to add insult to injury.
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> Saw her at the supermarket last week by herself.
> She was still wearing his jersey.
Yeah. She probably got to keep half of all his jerseys as part of the divorce settlement and now wears them all over town to add insult to injury.
Re: Chris Cooley did not sign a prenup with the Redskins Cheerleader bimbo he married. What in the hell has she done to require a settlement now that they are getting divorced?
Posted by:
WSWO
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Date: October 15, 2012 10:02AM
She was dressed down and still earned an 8.5.
Re: Chris Cooley did not sign a prenup with the Redskins Cheerleader bimbo he married. What in the hell has she done to require a settlement now that they are getting divorced?
Posted by:
Players do the stupidest things
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Date: October 15, 2012 10:34AM
Cute but no cigar. Why would a football player get married. Wait until career is over to find the perfect once a week blow job.
Re: Chris Cooley did not sign a prenup with the Redskins Cheerleader bimbo he married. What in the hell has she done to require a settlement now that they are getting divorced?
Posted by:
Skins Fan
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Date: October 16, 2012 09:48AM
Is Chris Cooley a has been now?
Re: Chris Cooley did not sign a prenup with the Redskins Cheerleader bimbo he married. What in the hell has she done to require a settlement now that they are getting divorced?
Posted by:
you heard it here third
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Date: October 17, 2012 07:41PM
you've heard it here second Wrote:
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> she allegedly slept with tony romo 2 years ago.
jessica was in the bed at the same time.
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> she allegedly slept with tony romo 2 years ago.
jessica was in the bed at the same time.
Re: Chris Cooley did not sign a prenup with the Redskins Cheerleader bimbo he married. What in the hell has she done to require a settlement now that they are getting divorced?
Posted by:
bullshitter
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Date: October 17, 2012 07:52PM
Wont Say Which One Wrote:
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> Saw her at the supermarket last week by herself.
> She was still wearing his jersey.
Considering she is staying with her parents, I would venture to say it was at the Landsdowne Harris Teeter. BTW, I have never seen her wearing his jersey since the split up.
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> Saw her at the supermarket last week by herself.
> She was still wearing his jersey.
Considering she is staying with her parents, I would venture to say it was at the Landsdowne Harris Teeter. BTW, I have never seen her wearing his jersey since the split up.
Re: Chris Cooley did not sign a prenup with the Redskins Cheerleader bimbo he married. What in the hell has she done to require a settlement now that they are getting divorced?
Posted by:
Skins Fan
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Date: October 17, 2012 09:36PM
Is Chris Cooley a has been now?
Re: Chris Cooley did not sign a prenup with the Redskins Cheerleader bimbo he married. What in the hell has she done to require a settlement now that they are getting divorced?
Posted by:
Lester
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Date: October 22, 2012 11:01PM
He got called up by the Redskins after the injury to Fred Davis.
Re: Chris Cooley did not sign a prenup with the Redskins Cheerleader bimbo he married. What in the hell has she done to require a settlement now that they are getting divorced?
Posted by:
More $$$$$ for ex wife
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Date: October 22, 2012 11:04PM
Lester Wrote:
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> He got called up by the Redskins after the injury
> to Fred Davis.
GREAT. That means more $$$$$ for his ex wife
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> He got called up by the Redskins after the injury
> to Fred Davis.
GREAT. That means more $$$$$ for his ex wife
Re: Chris Cooley did not sign a prenup with the Redskins Cheerleader bimbo he married. What in the hell has she done to require a settlement now that they are getting divorced?
Posted by:
Redskins Jihadist
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Date: October 22, 2012 11:12PM
Jeez...I hope Mr. Snyder remembered to mark up the previously marked down Cooley jerseys. If he didn't already send them to Ethiopia.
No wait...Cooley should give Mr. Snyder a marketing gift and CHANGE his number. Holy fuck...do you know how many mopes would buy a new one?!?!!?
"HE'S COMING BACK, MAN! HE'S COMING BACK! SUPER BOWL ALL THE WAY, MAN!"
Christ...it's all a bit too much even for my jihadist tendencies...
No wait...Cooley should give Mr. Snyder a marketing gift and CHANGE his number. Holy fuck...do you know how many mopes would buy a new one?!?!!?
"HE'S COMING BACK, MAN! HE'S COMING BACK! SUPER BOWL ALL THE WAY, MAN!"
Christ...it's all a bit too much even for my jihadist tendencies...