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GOD rebukes the GOP and SMITES the Republicans!
Posted by: Vince(!) ()
Date: August 22, 2012 12:26PM

A report comes out that a couple dozen House Republicans engaged in an alcohol induced frolic, in one case nude, in the Sea of Galilee, where Jesus is believed to have walked on water, calmed the storm and, nearby, turned water into wine and performed the miracle of the loaves and fishes.

Rep. Todd Akin, Missouri’s Republican nominee for Senate, suggests there is such a thing as “legitimate rape” and purports that women’s bodies have mysterious ways to repel the seed of rapists. He spends the next 48 hours rejecting GOP leaders’ demands that he quit the race.


Weather forecasts show that a storm, likely to grow into Hurricane Isaac, may be chugging toward Tampa, where Republicans will open their quadrennial nominating convention on Monday.

Coincidence? Or part of some Intelligent Design?



Edited 3 time(s). Last edit at 08/22/2012 12:27PM by Vince(!).

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Re: GOD rebukes the GOP and SMITES the Republicans!
Posted by: Solar CoAsTeR ()
Date: August 22, 2012 01:32PM

I get jokes.....Cuz the GOP is all God Squad about everything....hahahaha

its the END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT!

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