I think anyone who has ever been in an office has seen these giant tubs of mixed snacks. I had noticed that they are almost always full, which led me to believe that it was just bad snack food.

I was horribly mistaken. I bought one of these jugs, have been eating out of it for three days, and it's still amost completely full. I suspect wizardry is involved.

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That shit is fucking good. The salt content is astronomical.

My kid likes the Cheez It party mix and it is completely inferior.

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That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.

Until you can eat all but two, they will continue to breed and reproduce.

The only way you can save yourself would be to cover the container completely with full beer cans...............and dial a few friends.

I bought some spicy party mix at Giant earlier this summer, had some kind of peppery sesame crackers and wasabi peas in it. Couldn't stop grabbing a handful every 5 minutes.

Party mix rocks.

Vexxxed Wrote:
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> Until you can eat all but two, they will continue
> to breed and reproduce.
>
> The only way you can save yourself would be to
> cover the container completely with full beer
> cans...............and dial a few friends.

I'm not sure I'm comfortable with the idea of my snacks having sex. At the very least, it's rude to eat them "in flagrante delicto."

I'm wondering if it's the jugs themselves that are magical. If I ever reach the bottom of this thing, I'm going to put some money in it and see if that multiplies, too.

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/01/2012 08:07PM by MrMephisto.

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> I'm not sure I'm comfortable with the idea of my
> snacks having sex. At the very least, it's rude to
> eat them "in flagrante delicto."
>
> I'm wondering if it's the jugs themselves that are
> magical. If I ever reach the bottom of this thing,
> I'm going to put some money in it and see if that
> multiplies, too.


I didn't want to tell you this but.........

The container is off gassing. Toxic stuff.

It was actually empty when you bought it but you are hallucinating.

Utz go well with these type of parties.


Skip to 0:43 to 1:31 for balls tripping fun.

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> I think anyone who has ever been in an office has
> seen these giant tubs of mixed snacks. I had
> noticed that they are almost always full, which
> led me to believe that it was just bad snack food.
>
>
> I was horribly mistaken. I bought one of these
> jugs, have been eating out of it for three days,
> and it's still amost completely full. I suspect
> wizardry is involved.

when i was a child it took me and my brother about a year to eat the whole tub of.

given we're not lard ass fatty mcdonald pants, but we still liked snack food.

Oh yeah- - Utz hit it. Their Party and Pub mixes are like heroin..