So three guys took bullets for their girlfriends during the Colorado shooting...

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/aurora-shooting-died-bullets-sweeties-article-1.1119395


...How are their future boyfriends/husbands supposed to compete with that?

"Can you take out the trash?"

"After I'm done with this round of Madden."

"Uh, Jon took a bullet for me."

"Fuck it. Where's the umbrella? It's raining outside."

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I can't believe that ALL three of these guys deliberately threw themselves in front of their girls.

Honestly, there is no way I'd take a bullet for my gf.

 

I know lots and lots ogf girls and if you have plenty of this they will happily forget everything about their past boyfriends/husbands in exchange for it.

They didn't take a bullet for anything. They just happened to get shot instead of the girlfriends, and the family and media are now spinning it so there are hero stories.


The Flight 93 passengers that revolted against the hijackers on 9/11 are heroes, first responders are heroes......getting shot in a chaotic theater instead of the girl next to you does not make you a hero.

Yea that's what I'm sayin man, there's no way all those guys chose to sacrifice themselves.

 

I think the guy wanting to be a Navy SEAL did intentionally take a bullet. I think the other two weren't able to get out of the way in time. That said, they all made sure their girlfriends were on the floor before them.

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friskydingo Wrote:
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> Yea that's what I'm sayin man, there's no way all
> those guys chose to sacrifice themselves.


frisky,

have you ever eaten a buffet-style hoagie?

Why yes, yes I have. I'd certainly throw myself in harms way for a nice, delicious, 12" Italian.

 

friskydingo Wrote:
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> Why yes, yes I have. I'd certainly throw myself in
> harms way for a nice, delicious, 12" Italian.


Did someone say 12" Italian?
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Wow, you guys are harsh. I don't have any reason to think that their girlfriend's reports aren't true.

But...good one, WTL.

eesh Wrote:
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> They didn't take a bullet for anything. They just
> happened to get shot instead of the girlfriends,
> and the family and media are now spinning it so
> there are hero stories.

Also what I was thinking. That said, it's not unreasonable to think that in a room full of people at least 3 guys would be willing to shield their girlfriends. Depends on how cynical you are I guess.

friskydingo Wrote:
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> Honestly, there is no way I'd take a bullet for my
> gf.


You might if you were in love.

eesh Wrote:
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> They didn't take a bullet for anything. They just
> happened to get shot instead of the girlfriends,
> and the family and media are now spinning it so
> there are hero stories.
>
>
> The Flight 93 passengers that revolted against the
> hijackers on 9/11 are heroes, first responders are
> heroes......getting shot in a chaotic theater
> instead of the girl next to you does not make you
> a hero.

this right here.

But it makes for such a better story that guys were throwing themselves in front of the women. Can't we have our media frenzy fantasy that allows them to rake in the ad revenue?

eesh Wrote:
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> They didn't take a bullet for anything. They just
> happened to get shot instead of the girlfriends,
> and the family and media are now spinning it so
> there are hero stories.

Exactly.

Take a bullet for some bitch who was probably sucking some guy's cock on the side without you knowing? Yeah right.
Girls probably dropped to the ground like hookers after $5 cocks, while their "boyfriends" stood up and wondered what the fuck was going on.

I love my girlfriend, but there's no fucking way I'm taking a chest or head shot from some psycho jew in a movie theatre for her. Fuck that. For my kids, if I had some? Yeah. They're little mini-me's. My bitch had better know the drop and crawl 'cause I'm getting the fuck out if/when it happens.

My girl told me she wouldn't want me to take a bullet for her.

I would take one for my kid. My spouse is whole different story.

Arguably, one could be leaving his wife and children broke and destitute if he takes a bullet for her. A lot of women 'round here are better at spending money then making money and are often not capable of taking care of themselvs.