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Quit cleaning your ass. That's probably the problem. Your colon has bacteria that help break down food. When you do a colon cleansing, it removes a lot of that bacteria. I would suggest you leave your ass alone a while and let the bacteria build back up.
Glory hole hunter Wrote:
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> I clean out my girlfriends colon every week. Once
> I'm done I fill it up with a good cream filling.
Colon cleansing is unnatural. Lets not forget, the ass is a one way street. If you insist on forcing things in your hole, the body will revolt.
Eat high fiber, do a half hour of cardio, and take a tablespoon of psylium powder daily , and you'll be cleaning the colon the correct and natural way, from the inside out.
BEH Wrote:
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> Colon cleansing is unnatural. Lets not forget, the
> ass is a one way street. If you insist on forcing
> things in your hole, the body will revolt.
>
> Eat high fiber, do a half hour of cardio, and take
> a tablespoon of psylium powder daily , and you'll
> be cleaning the colon the correct and natural way,
> from the inside out.
That's too much effort.
Get two Taco Bell tacos, a McDonald's double cheeseburger, and a quart of peanut butter cup ice cream. Mix it all together in a blender and slam it down. Everything in your colon will evacuate so hard you'll need to strap yourself to the toilet.