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Losing weight and colon cleansing has one backfire
Posted by: Colonboy ()
Date: July 19, 2012 07:47PM

Cleaning out my colon it seem has changed my farts permanently.


It has or seems like to have a permanent stain to the air as if its poop mixed with popcorn butter.


The smell is starting to even offend myself. I can was my bathroom to be super sterile but the moment i sit on the toilet the smell is there.

I am disgusting! How to get rid of this smell?

I am thinking something exotic like maybe a tea enema?

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Re: Losing weight and colon cleansing has one backfire
Posted by: WashingTone-Locian ()
Date: July 19, 2012 08:42PM

Quit cleaning your ass. That's probably the problem. Your colon has bacteria that help break down food. When you do a colon cleansing, it removes a lot of that bacteria. I would suggest you leave your ass alone a while and let the bacteria build back up.

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Re: Losing weight and colon cleansing has one backfire
Posted by: Glory hole hunter ()
Date: July 20, 2012 02:13PM

I clean out my girlfriends colon every week. Once I'm done I fill it up with a good cream filling.

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Re: Losing weight and colon cleansing has one backfire
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: July 20, 2012 03:26PM

Glory hole hunter Wrote:
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> I clean out my girlfriends colon every week. Once
> I'm done I fill it up with a good cream filling.

I'm sure HE appreciates it.
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Re: Losing weight and colon cleansing has one backfire
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: July 23, 2012 10:40AM

Colon cleansing is unnatural. Lets not forget, the ass is a one way street. If you insist on forcing things in your hole, the body will revolt.

Eat high fiber, do a half hour of cardio, and take a tablespoon of psylium powder daily , and you'll be cleaning the colon the correct and natural way, from the inside out.

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Re: Losing weight and colon cleansing has one backfire
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: July 23, 2012 11:20AM

BEH Wrote:
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> Colon cleansing is unnatural. Lets not forget, the
> ass is a one way street. If you insist on forcing
> things in your hole, the body will revolt.
>
> Eat high fiber, do a half hour of cardio, and take
> a tablespoon of psylium powder daily , and you'll
> be cleaning the colon the correct and natural way,
> from the inside out.

That's too much effort.

Get two Taco Bell tacos, a McDonald's double cheeseburger, and a quart of peanut butter cup ice cream. Mix it all together in a blender and slam it down. Everything in your colon will evacuate so hard you'll need to strap yourself to the toilet.

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Re: Losing weight and colon cleansing has one backfire
Posted by: LOL! ()
Date: July 24, 2012 06:51PM

*You will need to strap yourself to the toilet.

I am can't stop laughing.

Thanks!

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Re: Losing weight and colon cleansing has one backfire
Posted by: strandon ()
Date: July 24, 2012 07:04PM

I bet Meade is the OP

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