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Fairfax Underground After Dark: The New Class
Posted by: Ronald Opus ()
Date: July 13, 2012 11:08PM

in an effort to bring back the old community spirit of this once great forum, we're getting the band back together. This is FFXU After Dark, The New Class. It will be like Saved By The Bell: The New Class. Some new faces, some old. No Mr. Belding, no Lisa Turtle.

let's end the nastiness. Let's all love each other, man. Just quit being mean and nasty you know. Just cut it out. There's no call for all this nonsense. It's unpleasant.

open for bid'ness
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark: The New Class
Posted by: Ito ()
Date: July 13, 2012 11:12PM

I'm jackin' off to it.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark: The New Class
Posted by: fairfax christians ()
Date: July 13, 2012 11:15PM

I'm hoping the new posters will be real christians who want to get our country back to where it belongs! it's time we take our whole country back, get back to basics.

god bless.
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark: The New Class
Posted by: Ito ()
Date: July 13, 2012 11:20PM

I'm hoping that the new posters will learn about Buddhism and spend their time in peaceful introspection and not believe in mythical beings.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark: The New Class
Posted by: fairafx christian ()
Date: July 13, 2012 11:38PM

Ito Wrote:
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> I'm hoping that the new posters will learn about
> Buddhism and spend their time in peaceful
> introspection and not believe in mythical beings.


If you read the Bible you'll known that God said in Exodus:

Thou shalt have no other gods before me

Your buddhism is idolatry and deception led by Satan. It's a religion that will lead you to HELL!

Jesus specifically said that NO ONE gets to the Father but through HIM.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark: The New Class
Posted by: Ito ()
Date: July 13, 2012 11:47PM

God = imaginary being
Satan = imaginary being
Hell = imaginary place

Buddha was a person. You might want to read about him. Pretty cool story at least.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark: The New Class
Posted by: fairfax christian ()
Date: July 13, 2012 11:56PM

Ito Wrote:
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> God = imaginary being
> Satan = imaginary being
> Hell = imaginary place
>
> Buddha was a person. You might want to read about
> him. Pretty cool story at least.


You need to get back to our roots, and our founding fathers. Your buddhist views are a falsehood.

Seriosuly, read the Bible.
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark: The New Class
Date: July 14, 2012 12:00AM

Karma = Golden Rule

No, nothing Christian about that at all.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark: The New Class
Posted by: Ito ()
Date: July 14, 2012 12:01AM

I've read the Bible.

What do you know about Buddha? How do you know it is falsehood?

Do you think because of the accident of birth that your god is right and others are wrong? Don't you think that if you were born in India you would have the same beliefs about Vishnu?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark: The New Class
Posted by: Ito ()
Date: July 14, 2012 12:03AM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> Karma = Golden Rule
>
> No, nothing Christian about that at all.


Yes! Enlightened one. :)

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark: The New Class
Date: July 14, 2012 12:04AM

Thomas Jefferson wrote the Unitarian Bible devoid of miracles associated with Jesus. Ben Franklin was basically an atheist. The words "Christian" and "Jesus" do not appear anywhere in the Constitution.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark: The New Class
Posted by: fairfax christian ()
Date: July 14, 2012 12:07AM

Ito Wrote:
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> I've read the Bible.
>
> What do you know about Buddha? How do you know it
> is falsehood?
>
> Do you think because of the accident of birth that
> your god is right and others are wrong? Don't you
> think that if you were born in India you would
> have the same beliefs about Vishnu?


"For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life."

That would not be written if it weren't true.

I really hope you can soften your heart and accept Jesus.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark: The New Class
Posted by: Ito ()
Date: July 14, 2012 12:17AM

If Jesus loves me, why won't he swallow?

There are a lot of things that are written that are not true. Just because something is written in a book does not mean that it is fact.

I can accept that you believe in something you have never seen, that people have told you exist but you have no physical proof for from your daily existence.

I just can't believe that there is a god that knows (or cares) about everything I do in life and intercedes in the daily lives of people. I don't believe there are angels, devils, a place called Heaven where we go to after we die. These are all great stories and I have enjoyed reading about all the myths and parables for moral teachings, but until Jesus calls me on the phone one morning and asks me over for breakfast, I'll just stick with my own personal experiences as my moral compass.

I don't need to fear that Santa isn't going to bring me presents for being a good boy all year. I can live my life without doing bad things and be good to my fellow man because that is the right thing to do.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark: The New Class
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: July 14, 2012 01:06AM

Ito Wrote:
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> I'm hoping that the new posters will learn about
> Buddhism and spend their time in peaceful
> introspection and not believe in mythical beings.


Oh, God, another evangelist selling his religion.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark: The New Class
Posted by: Ito ()
Date: July 14, 2012 01:15AM

Alias Wrote:
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> Oh, God, another evangelist selling his religion.

You're right. I don't know what came over me. Fuck Buddha and the horse he rode in on.

Just don't believe in talking snakes. (Sorry BLEH)

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark: The New Class
Posted by: Ronald Opus ()
Date: July 14, 2012 01:19AM

welcome, Ito, Alias and WashingTone-Locian. It is clear Ito will be the new Harry Tuttle. Alias will be the new Alias. Who will be the new Hatemotor?

where's jbalo at?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark: The New Class
Posted by: Ronald Opus ()
Date: July 14, 2012 01:22AM

where's Kittie at?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark: The New Class
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: July 14, 2012 01:23AM

Ito Wrote:
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> If Jesus loves me, why won't he swallow?

Being gay is the least of your problems.

Does Buddha have oral sex with you? No? I didn't think so.

Can't you find a living man to have sex with?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark: The New Class
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: July 14, 2012 01:30AM

Misery posting and now Alias? This is a lot of posts to be reporting....

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark: The New Class
Posted by: it is as it was... ()
Date: July 14, 2012 01:33AM

the kid in grade school who reminded the teacher she forgot to give out homework Wrote:
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> Misery posting and now Alias? This is a lot of
> posts to be reporting....
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark: The New Class
Posted by: Stevie Ray Hawking ()
Date: July 14, 2012 01:38AM

Ito Wrote:
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>
>
> I can accept that you believe in something you
> have never seen, that people have told you exist
> but you have no physical proof for from your daily
> existence.
>

You mean like dark matter? String harmonics? Quantum dimensions? ;)

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark: The New Class
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: July 14, 2012 01:44AM

Ito Wrote:
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> Alias Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > Oh, God, another evangelist selling his
> religion.

> You're right. I don't know what came over me. Fuck
> Buddha and the horse he rode in on.

That's a rather drastic reaction.

If you want respect for your religion, respect the religion of others.

> Just don't believe in talking snakes. (Sorry BLEH)

Almost as bizarre as the concept of reincarnation, eh?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark: The New Class
Posted by: Ito ()
Date: July 14, 2012 01:48AM

Stevie Ray Hawking Wrote:
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> Ito Wrote:
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> -----
> >
> >
> > I can accept that you believe in something you
> > have never seen, that people have told you
> exist
> > but you have no physical proof for from your
> daily
> > existence.
> >
>
> You mean like dark matter? String harmonics?
> Quantum dimensions? ;)

Yep. I said I can accept that people believe in things that they haven't seen.

Dark matter (and Dark Energy for that matter), String Theory and Quantum Dimensions are all not tangible, they are theoretical at this point.

The difference is, I don't go around telling people to believe in these things or go to hell.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark: The New Class
Posted by: Ito ()
Date: July 14, 2012 01:51AM

Alias Wrote:
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> Almost as bizarre as the concept of reincarnation,
> eh?

You have to admit, at least the Hindu cosmological view is more complete than the Judeo-Christian one. At least the Hindus believe that all animals and beings are part of the cosmic system of life, death and rebirth.

The Judeo-Christian world doesn't imagine a heaven for puppies that die or insects.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark: The New Class
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: July 14, 2012 01:53AM

eesh Wrote:
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> Misery posting and now Alias? This is a lot of
> posts to be reporting....


And, eesh posting..... interesting.

Goes to my theory that eesh, misery and that guy who filmed the dancing black man are one in the same.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark: The New Class
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: July 14, 2012 01:57AM

Ito Wrote:
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> Alias Wrote:
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> > Almost as bizarre as the concept of
> reincarnation,
> > eh?
>
> You have to admit, at least the Hindu cosmological
> view is more complete than the Judeo-Christian
> one. At least the Hindus believe that all animals
> and beings are part of the cosmic system of life,
> death and rebirth.
>
> The Judeo-Christian world doesn't imagine a heaven
> for puppies that die or insects.


I pay people to kill insects for me; the last thing I want is to see them in heaven.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark: The New Class
Posted by: God Bug ()
Date: July 14, 2012 02:07AM

What makes you think you're going there?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark: The New Class
Posted by: Ito ()
Date: July 14, 2012 02:10AM

Alias Wrote:
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> I pay people to kill insects for me; the last
> thing I want is to see them in heaven.

The good news is that after you die, you won't be "seeing" anything. You will be dead.

The bad news is that if you are buried, your corpse will most likely be eaten by bugs (worms).

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark: The New Class
Posted by: animal cruelty ()
Date: July 14, 2012 07:03AM

Ito Wrote:
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> Alias Wrote:
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> > I pay people to kill insects for me; the last
> > thing I want is to see them in heaven.
>
> The good news is that after you die, you won't be
> "seeing" anything. You will be dead.
>
> The bad news is that if you are buried, your
> corpse will most likely be eaten by bugs (worms).

Alias has been very cruel toward animals and has done some very mean things to torment and tease pets and wildlife. I hope god punishes her in the life hereafter for this behavior.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark: The New Class
Posted by: The Supreme One ()
Date: July 14, 2012 07:08AM

Fuck theologism. And miracles. I just want to view photographs of naked girls.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark: The New Class
Posted by: _Eyedea_ ()
Date: July 14, 2012 11:04AM

The Supreme One Wrote:
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> Fuck theologism. And miracles. I just want to view
> photographs of naked girls.
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark: The New Class
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: July 14, 2012 11:37AM

ooooh yeeeaaah
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark: The New Class
Posted by: Ronald Opus ()
Date: July 15, 2012 01:44AM

king rober i baratheon lee j cobb mr belvedere ward bond and so on


never going to be what it was


closed.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark: The New Class
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: July 15, 2012 03:22AM

God Bug Wrote:
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> What makes you think you're going there?


That's where good people go.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark: The New Class
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: July 15, 2012 03:37AM

Ito Wrote:
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> Alias Wrote:
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> > I pay people to kill insects for me; the last
> > thing I want is to see them in heaven.

> The good news is that after you die, you won't be
> "seeing" anything.

Bullshit. I'm coming back as a bird.

> The bad news is that if you are buried, your
> corpse will most likely be eaten by bugs (worms).

Birds peck out the eyes of bugs (worms).

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark: The New Class
Posted by: Ronald Opus ()
Date: July 15, 2012 03:38AM

hey Alias, how are you man?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark: The New Class
Posted by: Ronald Opus ()
Date: July 15, 2012 03:43AM

Alias, dude, have you ever seen The Harder They Come? You know, the one with Jimmy Cliff? That's a great movie.


where's hamtaro at?

it's the year 2010

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark: The New Class
Posted by: Ronald Opus ()
Date: July 15, 2012 03:50AM

kittie, comment.


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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark: The New Class
Posted by: Ronald Opus ()
Date: July 15, 2012 04:06AM



young Wailers accompanied by The Skatalites...or is it The Skatalites accompanied by young Bob Marley and the Wailers; song easily and often credited to either or artist


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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark: The New Class
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: July 15, 2012 04:10AM

Ronald Opus Wrote:
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> hey Alias, how are you man?


I'm not a man......but maybe someday.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark: The New Class
Posted by: Ronald Opus ()
Date: July 15, 2012 04:15AM

Alias this one's for you dude




love you, man.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark: The New Class
Posted by: Ronald Opus ()
Date: July 15, 2012 09:42PM

I had a dream about Breaking Bad and Magic Mike last night. The characters from Magic Mike were in Breaking Bad, and also Mitt Romney was there.....


Harry Tuttle why don't you just come back and play man

coome on



mounds

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark: The New Class
Posted by: Ronald Opus ()
Date: July 17, 2012 11:09PM


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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark: The New Class
Posted by: Ronald Opus ()
Date: July 18, 2012 02:21AM

I love tomatoes, man. A cold tomato......I eat it like an apple, baby. It's magnificent. I seriously love tomatoes.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark: The New Class
Posted by: Ronald Opus ()
Date: July 18, 2012 02:32AM

got a haircut today. By accident I went into a black barber shop, like a black barber shop from the black barber shop movie Barber Shop. I felt very out of place the moment I stepped in the door, and I considered backing out and going somewhere else, but I thought that might be racist, so I took a number and sat down. Lo and behold, the black barber who barbed my hair gave me the best black haircut I've ever had. I was afraid maybe I would look in the mirror when he was done and see that an obscene word was shaved into the side of my head, but no. It was fantastic.

black barbers are fantastic.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark: The New Class
Posted by: Ronald Opus ()
Date: July 18, 2012 02:36AM

The Asiago Ranch Chicken Fillet Sandwich from Wendy's is fantastic. Had it today for the first time. Magnificent. You know what I like that they're doing now at Wendy's----they put the sandwiches and burgers in a little burger holder....it's like the box that they put the fries in, but it's for the burgers. It's really a good idea. They gave me ketchup too, and I didn't even have to ask. Magnificent.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark: The New Class
Posted by: Jimmy Durante ()
Date: July 18, 2012 09:38AM

I's got a million of them Mrs. Clabash wherever you are



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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark: The New Class
Posted by: The Wizard ()
Date: July 18, 2012 11:39PM

if you can't lift a couch, don't eat the waffle

particles cannot replace the underside of a bear, no matter how the panther is

cans a plenty,

and organ box drum

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark: The New Class
Posted by: Ronald Opus ()
Date: July 19, 2012 01:57AM

I eat two fresh, cold tomatoes every night before bed.


so lonely

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark: The New Class
Posted by: hello333 ()
Date: July 19, 2012 03:05AM

this blows
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark: The New Class
Posted by: DeClan Costello ()
Date: July 19, 2012 08:00AM

Dear Ronald, I was watching a bit of the Craig Ferguson show last night with guest Ray Ramono.(Actually I've grown quite tired of Craig Ferguson and only watch occasionally these days. I find his shtick quite tiresome and repetitive at this point with only the occasional bits of witty banter) I noticed that Mr. Romano's hair was black in color. Not overly black but still black. I recall seeing him last year on the tv plugging his tv show on some cable channel and his hair was quite grey. Do you think he had his hair colored grey for the part he played on the tv show of a middle aged white guy struggling with this ever changing world that we live in and now that the show has been cancelled he has returned to his naturally black hair color or he had it dyed to black to appear younger? Why at this point?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark: The New Class
Posted by: Ronald Opus. ()
Date: July 20, 2012 01:44AM

DeClan Costello Wrote:
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> Dear Ronald, I was watching a bit of the Craig
> Ferguson show last night with guest Ray
> Ramono.(Actually I've grown quite tired of Craig
> Ferguson and only watch occasionally these days. I
> find his shtick quite tiresome and repetitive at
> this point with only the occasional bits of witty
> banter) I noticed that Mr. Romano's hair was black
> in color. Not overly black but still black. I
> recall seeing him last year on the tv plugging his
> tv show on some cable channel and his hair was
> quite grey. Do you think he had his hair colored
> grey for the part he played on the tv show of a
> middle aged white guy struggling with this ever
> changing world that we live in and now that the
> show has been cancelled he has returned to his
> naturally black hair color or he had it dyed to
> black to appear younger? Why at this point?


absolutely.

..check your PMS

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark: The New Class
Posted by: Ronald Opus. ()
Date: July 20, 2012 01:45AM

and a big FUCK YOU to the asshole who registered 'Ronald Opus'.

what a maroon

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark: The New Class
Posted by: Ronald Opus. ()
Date: July 20, 2012 01:48AM

can you get in trouble for opening the person who used to live where you live's mail? It keeps coming, addressed to this person, but this person doesn't live here anymore. Am I obligated to deliver this mis-mailed mail back to the post office or something? If not, why couldn't I just open it?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark: The New Class
Posted by: Ronald 0pus ()
Date: July 20, 2012 01:48AM

..just trying it out

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark: The New Class
Posted by: Ronald Opus. ()
Date: July 20, 2012 02:06AM

I like to talk to shecky gangreen please


massive vulva

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark: The New Class
Posted by: Ronald Opus. ()
Date: July 20, 2012 02:08AM

My Left Foot is a good movie

Daniel Day Lewis's perfornmance in the movie tho is abosiultely FANTASTICS

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark: The New Class
Posted by: Ronald Opus. ()
Date: July 20, 2012 02:10AM

I likel to be alfriends with Ito/

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark: The New Class
Posted by: meh ()
Date: July 20, 2012 03:09AM

^ Me too. I find Ito to be hard to disagree with most of the time. He's a pleasant voice of reason on these forums.


When tasked with putting idiot ultra conservatives, religious zealots, and other forms of retards in their places, he does not back down.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/20/2012 03:09AM by meh.

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark: The New Class
Posted by: Stirling Silliphant ()
Date: July 20, 2012 08:05AM

Why at this point?


ronald opus responded, "absolutely."

I was thinking some more about Ray Ramono and thought how Bob Saget would make a good tv cousin for him. Dick Van Dyke could play Ray's father and Jerry Van Dyke could be bob Saget dad. One branch of family would raise tomatoes and the other apples.

i think this could be good tv comedy

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