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The National Anthem is Stupid?
Posted by:
Alias
()
Date: June 07, 2012 10:23PM
Left-wing talk radio host, Bill Press, thinks the national anthem of the United States is stupid and embarrassing.
He's particularly offended by lyrics which include refernces to war and bravery, despite the fact that it was written following the British attack in Chesapeake Bay, during the War of 1812.
Do we need to find a less offensive national anthem? One that won't upset liberals with war imagery?
Here's one...... no mention of bombs, it's easy to sing, and heck, it makes you feel good inside.
He's particularly offended by lyrics which include refernces to war and bravery, despite the fact that it was written following the British attack in Chesapeake Bay, during the War of 1812.
Do we need to find a less offensive national anthem? One that won't upset liberals with war imagery?
Here's one...... no mention of bombs, it's easy to sing, and heck, it makes you feel good inside.
Re: The National Anthem is Stupid?
Posted by:
Yucky24.
()
Date: June 07, 2012 10:26PM
Libtards love America.
Re: The National Anthem is Stupid?
Posted by:
loved him so much
()
Date: June 07, 2012 10:41PM
Alias Wrote:
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> Left-wing talk radio host, Bill Press, thinks the
> national anthem of the United States is stupid and
> embarrassing.
>
> He's particularly offended by lyrics which include
> refernces to war and bravery, despite the fact
> that it was written following the British attack
> in Chesapeake Bay, during the War of
As sad as it is, bloody blisters is no longer with us. And I'm sick with grief over it. After a period of intense, high-pitched farting, his lifeless body fell to the floor. The autopsy showed that he had been bitten by an avian chewing louse.
Let's keep his family in our prayers.
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> Left-wing talk radio host, Bill Press, thinks the
> national anthem of the United States is stupid and
> embarrassing.
>
> He's particularly offended by lyrics which include
> refernces to war and bravery, despite the fact
> that it was written following the British attack
> in Chesapeake Bay, during the War of
As sad as it is, bloody blisters is no longer with us. And I'm sick with grief over it. After a period of intense, high-pitched farting, his lifeless body fell to the floor. The autopsy showed that he had been bitten by an avian chewing louse.
Let's keep his family in our prayers.
Re: The National Anthem is Stupid?
Posted by:
Nuff said
()
Date: June 07, 2012 10:44PM
How many people have that the song on their iPod? I'm guessing zero.
Re: The National Anthem is Stupid?
Posted by:
tomahawk
()
Date: June 08, 2012 01:11AM
Nuff said Wrote:
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> How many people have that the song on their iPod?
> I'm guessing zero.
Ouch! A market-based analysis, well-played, sir!
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> How many people have that the song on their iPod?
> I'm guessing zero.
Ouch! A market-based analysis, well-played, sir!
Re: The National Anthem is Stupid?
Posted by:
redumblicans
()
Date: June 08, 2012 04:54AM
Nuff said Wrote:
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> How many people have that the song on their iPod?
> I'm guessing zero.
most idiot conservatives act all proud, yet probably don't even know the lyrics to the whole thing (all 4 stanzas). they love that national anthem even though their knowledge of it scores a 25%. bigtime fail.
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> How many people have that the song on their iPod?
> I'm guessing zero.
most idiot conservatives act all proud, yet probably don't even know the lyrics to the whole thing (all 4 stanzas). they love that national anthem even though their knowledge of it scores a 25%. bigtime fail.
Re: The National Anthem is Stupid?
Posted by:
fuck alias
()
Date: June 08, 2012 05:01AM
No, but Alias CERTainly is.
Re: The National Anthem is Stupid?
Posted by:
Vexxxed
()
Date: June 08, 2012 05:10AM
Nuff said Wrote:
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> How many people have that the song on their iPod?
> I'm guessing zero.
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> How many people have that the song on their iPod?
> I'm guessing zero.
Re: The National Anthem is Stupid?
Posted by:
kinda shocked
()
Date: June 08, 2012 05:32AM
Vexxxed Wrote:
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> Nuff said Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > How many people have that the song on their
> iPod?
> > I'm guessing zero.
>
>
>
that really sucks about bloody blisters if its true
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> Nuff said Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > How many people have that the song on their
> iPod?
> > I'm guessing zero.
>
>
>
that really sucks about bloody blisters if its true
Re: The National Anthem is Stupid?
Posted by:
everything
()
Date: June 08, 2012 05:34AM
kinda shocked Wrote:
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> Vexxxed Wrote:
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> > Nuff said Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > -----
> > > How many people have that the song on their
> > iPod?
> > > I'm guessing zero.
> >
> >
> >
>
> that really sucks about bloody blisters if its
> true
What sucks about bloody blisters/eesh?
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> Vexxxed Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > Nuff said Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > -----
> > > How many people have that the song on their
> > iPod?
> > > I'm guessing zero.
> >
> >
> >
>
> that really sucks about bloody blisters if its
> true
What sucks about bloody blisters/eesh?
Re: The National Anthem is Stupid?
Posted by:
TheMeeper
()
Date: June 08, 2012 03:02PM
I thought Obama was supposed to change our national anthem to "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing", or is that just something the Republicans made up?
Re: The National Anthem is Stupid?
Posted by:
Joe Goebbels
()
Date: June 08, 2012 03:06PM
TheMeeper Wrote:
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> I thought Obama was supposed to change our
> national anthem to "I'd Like to Teach the World to
> Sing", or is that just something the Republicans
> made up?
Nein! The GOP prefers "Amerika Uber Alles"
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> I thought Obama was supposed to change our
> national anthem to "I'd Like to Teach the World to
> Sing", or is that just something the Republicans
> made up?
Nein! The GOP prefers "Amerika Uber Alles"
Re: The National Anthem is Stupid?
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
()
Date: June 08, 2012 03:08PM
Yucky24. Wrote:
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> Libtards love America.
At least we know how to spell the name of the country...
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http://bible.cc/1_corinthians/13-11.htm
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> Libtards love America.
At least we know how to spell the name of the country...
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http://bible.cc/1_corinthians/13-11.htm
Re: The National Anthem is Stupid?
Posted by:
I am not proud of my country
()
Date: June 08, 2012 03:25PM
Stupid? Some people might agree with that assessment
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Re: The National Anthem is Stupid?
Posted by:
MrMephisto
()
Date: June 08, 2012 03:55PM
I am not proud of my country Wrote:
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> Stupid? Some people might agree with that
> assessment
France will make you one of their citizens if you join the French Foreign Legion. Maybe give that a try and find a new country you can be proud of?
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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.
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> Stupid? Some people might agree with that
> assessment
France will make you one of their citizens if you join the French Foreign Legion. Maybe give that a try and find a new country you can be proud of?
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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.
Re: The National Anthem is Stupid?
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
()
Date: June 08, 2012 04:20PM
If you go to a sporting event, most people don't put their hands over their hearts during the national anthem. I guess that makes them Marxists.
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Re: The National Anthem is Stupid?
Posted by:
Vexxxed
()
Date: June 08, 2012 05:14PM
WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> If you go to a sporting event, most people don't
> put their hands over their hearts during the
> national anthem. I guess that makes them Marxists.
No, that makes them pre-drunk. With a beer in each hand.
But the one thing it doesn't make them is a candidate for President of the United States.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/08/2012 05:24PM by Vexxxed.
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> If you go to a sporting event, most people don't
> put their hands over their hearts during the
> national anthem. I guess that makes them Marxists.
No, that makes them pre-drunk. With a beer in each hand.
But the one thing it doesn't make them is a candidate for President of the United States.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/08/2012 05:24PM by Vexxxed.
Re: The National Anthem is Stupid?
Posted by:
ThePackLeader
()
Date: June 08, 2012 08:15PM
WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> If you go to a sporting event, most people don't
> put their hands over their hearts during the
> national anthem. I guess that makes them Marxists.
It makes them assholes, and yes, Vexxxed was dead on.
The one thing about what Alias posted is this idiot talking about the National Anthem being too difficult to sing. We've all heard that argument before, but tell that to Whitney Houston and other great singers who nail it. Just because a load of singers nowadays are talentless autotune hacks, that doesn't mean we should judge our National Anthem based upon their pathetic attempt at it.
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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).
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> If you go to a sporting event, most people don't
> put their hands over their hearts during the
> national anthem. I guess that makes them Marxists.
It makes them assholes, and yes, Vexxxed was dead on.
The one thing about what Alias posted is this idiot talking about the National Anthem being too difficult to sing. We've all heard that argument before, but tell that to Whitney Houston and other great singers who nail it. Just because a load of singers nowadays are talentless autotune hacks, that doesn't mean we should judge our National Anthem based upon their pathetic attempt at it.
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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).
Re: The National Anthem is Stupid?
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
()
Date: June 08, 2012 08:45PM
ThePackLeader Wrote:
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>
>
>
> The one thing about what Alias posted is this
> idiot talking about the National Anthem being too
> difficult to sing. We've all heard that argument
> before, but tell that to Whitney Houston and other
> great singers who nail it. Just because a load of
> singers nowadays are talentless autotune hacks,
> that doesn't mean we should judge our National
> Anthem based upon their pathetic attempt at it.
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http://bible.cc/1_corinthians/13-11.htm
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>
>
>
> The one thing about what Alias posted is this
> idiot talking about the National Anthem being too
> difficult to sing. We've all heard that argument
> before, but tell that to Whitney Houston and other
> great singers who nail it. Just because a load of
> singers nowadays are talentless autotune hacks,
> that doesn't mean we should judge our National
> Anthem based upon their pathetic attempt at it.
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http://bible.cc/1_corinthians/13-11.htm
Re: The National Anthem is Stupid?
Posted by:
Harriet Tubman
()
Date: June 09, 2012 12:52AM
the whole idea of national anthems and pledges of allegiance and put your hand over your heart and stand up or you're a filthy animal who hates the country is stupid. they do that shit in North Korea. Mitt Romney is an asshole. So is Obama. I'm going to the North Pole.
Re: The National Anthem is Stupid?
Posted by:
KIP
()
Date: June 09, 2012 02:54AM
redumblicans Wrote:
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> Nuff said Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > How many people have that the song on their
> iPod?
> > I'm guessing zero.
>
>
> most idiot conservatives act all proud, yet
> probably don't even know the lyrics to the whole
> thing (all 4 stanzas). they love that national
> anthem even though their knowledge of it scores a
> 25%. bigtime fail.
Yeah, big fail/. The song IS STUPID and WTF is this bitch talking about? The war was in 1776 you stupid cunt. And that was a long time ago so get the fuck over it. Who wants to sing about wars that noone can remember or care about anyway. I say, fuck it.
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> Nuff said Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > How many people have that the song on their
> iPod?
> > I'm guessing zero.
>
>
> most idiot conservatives act all proud, yet
> probably don't even know the lyrics to the whole
> thing (all 4 stanzas). they love that national
> anthem even though their knowledge of it scores a
> 25%. bigtime fail.
Yeah, big fail/. The song IS STUPID and WTF is this bitch talking about? The war was in 1776 you stupid cunt. And that was a long time ago so get the fuck over it. Who wants to sing about wars that noone can remember or care about anyway. I say, fuck it.
Re: The National Anthem is Stupid?
Posted by:
Vexxxed
()
Date: June 09, 2012 05:20AM
KIP Wrote:
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>
> Yeah, big fail/. The song IS STUPID and WTF is
> this bitch talking about? The war was in 1776 you
> stupid cunt. And that was a long time ago so get
> the fuck over it. Who wants to sing about wars
> that noone can remember or care about anyway. I
> say, fuck it.
Another brilliant young mind brought to you by the NEA.
(The War of 1812 was fought in......wait for it.....1812)
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>
> Yeah, big fail/. The song IS STUPID and WTF is
> this bitch talking about? The war was in 1776 you
> stupid cunt. And that was a long time ago so get
> the fuck over it. Who wants to sing about wars
> that noone can remember or care about anyway. I
> say, fuck it.
Another brilliant young mind brought to you by the NEA.
(The War of 1812 was fought in......wait for it.....1812)
Re: The National Anthem is Stupid?
Posted by:
dumasses
()
Date: June 09, 2012 06:25AM
Vexxxed Wrote:
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> War of 1812 was fought in......wait for
> it.....1812)
Most of it was fought from 1813-1815 you idiot.
Once again, republicans = FAIL
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> War of 1812 was fought in......wait for
> it.....1812)
Most of it was fought from 1813-1815 you idiot.
Once again, republicans = FAIL
Re: The National Anthem is Stupid?
Posted by:
tomahawk
()
Date: June 09, 2012 09:36AM
Harriet Tubman Wrote:
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> the whole idea of national anthems and pledges of
> allegiance and put your hand over your heart and
> stand up or you're a filthy animal who hates the
> country is stupid. they do that shit in North
> Korea. Mitt Romney is an asshole. So is Obama. I'm
> going to the North Pole.
+1. Loyalty tests are for nazis, commies, and so forth.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/09/2012 09:37AM by tomahawk.
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> the whole idea of national anthems and pledges of
> allegiance and put your hand over your heart and
> stand up or you're a filthy animal who hates the
> country is stupid. they do that shit in North
> Korea. Mitt Romney is an asshole. So is Obama. I'm
> going to the North Pole.
+1. Loyalty tests are for nazis, commies, and so forth.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/09/2012 09:37AM by tomahawk.
Re: The National Anthem is Stupid?
Posted by:
KIP
()
Date: June 09, 2012 05:04PM
dumasses Wrote:
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> Vexxxed Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > War of 1812 was fought in......wait for
> > it.....1812)
>
> Most of it was fought from 1813-1815 you idiot.
>
> Once again, republicans = FAIL
Yeah, haha! you got em. And, funny that they dont know when the revolutionary war was fought.
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> Vexxxed Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > War of 1812 was fought in......wait for
> > it.....1812)
>
> Most of it was fought from 1813-1815 you idiot.
>
> Once again, republicans = FAIL
Yeah, haha! you got em. And, funny that they dont know when the revolutionary war was fought.
Re: The National Anthem is Stupid?
Posted by:
coolDudes
()
Date: June 09, 2012 05:46PM
tomahawk Wrote:
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You amd me, Tommy, let's go to a ball game on June 14th and spit on the flag, it's such a stupid symbol. Why do need symbols to test our loyalty like the chinese commies or the french frogs?
And when the dumb Americans stand to sing their stupid national anthem, you and me, Tommy, we'll stay in our seats like cool dudes smoking our cigarettes and we'll laugh at them.
And when the song is over you let out one of your loud humongous farts and blow those off-key singing morons off their feet. hehehe
> +1. Loyalty tests are for nazis, commies, and so
> forth.
fart, fart, fart
practice makes perfect, tommy.
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You amd me, Tommy, let's go to a ball game on June 14th and spit on the flag, it's such a stupid symbol. Why do need symbols to test our loyalty like the chinese commies or the french frogs?
And when the dumb Americans stand to sing their stupid national anthem, you and me, Tommy, we'll stay in our seats like cool dudes smoking our cigarettes and we'll laugh at them.
And when the song is over you let out one of your loud humongous farts and blow those off-key singing morons off their feet. hehehe
> +1. Loyalty tests are for nazis, commies, and so
> forth.
fart, fart, fart
practice makes perfect, tommy.
Re: The National Anthem is Stupid?
Posted by:
Vexxxed
()
Date: June 09, 2012 05:59PM
dumasses Wrote:
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> Vexxxed Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > War of 1812 was fought in......wait for
> > it.....1812)
>
> Most of it was fought from 1813-1815 you idiot.
>
> Once again, republicans = FAIL
June 1, 1812, pissant.
Once again, idiots trying to be smarter than they are = FAIL
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> Vexxxed Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > War of 1812 was fought in......wait for
> > it.....1812)
>
> Most of it was fought from 1813-1815 you idiot.
>
> Once again, republicans = FAIL
June 1, 1812, pissant.
Once again, idiots trying to be smarter than they are = FAIL
Re: The National Anthem is Stupid?
Posted by:
Vexxxed
()
Date: June 09, 2012 06:36PM
KIP Wrote:
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> Yeah, haha! you got em. And, funny that they dont
> know when the revolutionary war was fought.
Funny that you morons can't keep a thread straight. This one for instance was about the National Anthem which was written in 1814 DURING the War of 1812. NOT the Revolutionary War.
I was hoping you clowns were just playing the part of the troll but knowing the educational system in place today, sadly......you're not.
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> Yeah, haha! you got em. And, funny that they dont
> know when the revolutionary war was fought.
Funny that you morons can't keep a thread straight. This one for instance was about the National Anthem which was written in 1814 DURING the War of 1812. NOT the Revolutionary War.
I was hoping you clowns were just playing the part of the troll but knowing the educational system in place today, sadly......you're not.
Re: The National Anthem is Stupid?
Posted by:
is vexx retarted?
()
Date: June 09, 2012 09:06PM
Vexxxed Wrote:
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> KIP Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Yeah, haha! you got em. And, funny that they
> dont
> > know when the revolutionary war was fought.
>
>
> Funny that you morons can't keep a thread
> straight. This one for instance was about the
> National Anthem which was written in 1814 DURING
> the War of 1812. NOT the Revolutionary War.
>
> I was hoping you clowns were just playing the part
> of the troll but knowing the educational system in
> place today, sadly......you're not.
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> KIP Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Yeah, haha! you got em. And, funny that they
> dont
> > know when the revolutionary war was fought.
>
>
> Funny that you morons can't keep a thread
> straight. This one for instance was about the
> National Anthem which was written in 1814 DURING
> the War of 1812. NOT the Revolutionary War.
>
> I was hoping you clowns were just playing the part
> of the troll but knowing the educational system in
> place today, sadly......you're not.
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Re: The National Anthem is Stupid?
Posted by:
Vexxxed
()
Date: June 09, 2012 09:13PM
Hi Lizzie.......can't get enough of the humiliation around here, huh?
Re: The National Anthem is Stupid?
Posted by:
very retarded and paranoid
()
Date: June 09, 2012 09:32PM
Lizzie doesn't post those stupid photos.
Re: The National Anthem is Stupid?
Posted by:
gayass rejects
()
Date: June 09, 2012 09:39PM
very retarded and paranoid Wrote:
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> Lizzie doesn't post those stupid photos.
it's that stupid redneck bitch Alias, she keeps screwing up all the threads
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> Lizzie doesn't post those stupid photos.
it's that stupid redneck bitch Alias, she keeps screwing up all the threads
Re: The National Anthem is Stupid?
Posted by:
tomahawk
()
Date: June 10, 2012 12:35AM
coolDudes Wrote:
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> tomahawk Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> You amd me, Tommy, let's go to a ball game on June
> 14th and spit on the flag, it's such a stupid
> symbol. Why do need symbols to test our loyalty
> like the chinese commies or the french frogs?
>
> And when the dumb Americans stand to sing their
> stupid national anthem, you and me, Tommy, we'll
> stay in our seats like cool dudes smoking our
> cigarettes and we'll laugh at them.
>
> And when the song is over you let out one of your
> loud humongous farts and blow those off-key
> singing morons off their feet. hehehe
>
> > +1. Loyalty tests are for nazis, commies, and
> so
> > forth.
>
> fart, fart, fart
> practice makes perfect, tommy.
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> tomahawk Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> You amd me, Tommy, let's go to a ball game on June
> 14th and spit on the flag, it's such a stupid
> symbol. Why do need symbols to test our loyalty
> like the chinese commies or the french frogs?
>
> And when the dumb Americans stand to sing their
> stupid national anthem, you and me, Tommy, we'll
> stay in our seats like cool dudes smoking our
> cigarettes and we'll laugh at them.
>
> And when the song is over you let out one of your
> loud humongous farts and blow those off-key
> singing morons off their feet. hehehe
>
> > +1. Loyalty tests are for nazis, commies, and
> so
> > forth.
>
> fart, fart, fart
> practice makes perfect, tommy.
Re: The National Anthem is Stupid?
Posted by:
KIP
()
Date: June 10, 2012 01:59AM
Vexxxed Wrote:
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> KIP Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Yeah, haha! you got em. And, funny that they
> dont
> > know when the revolutionary war was fought.
>
>
> Funny that you morons can't keep a thread
> straight. This one for instance was about the
> National Anthem which was written in 1814 DURING
> the War of 1812. NOT the Revolutionary War.
>
> I was hoping you clowns were just playing the part
> of the troll but knowing the educational system in
> place today, sadly......you're not.
War of 1812? I heard about that, it was like nothing. Who cares anyway. Its over, people. OVER, so get OVER it.
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> KIP Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Yeah, haha! you got em. And, funny that they
> dont
> > know when the revolutionary war was fought.
>
>
> Funny that you morons can't keep a thread
> straight. This one for instance was about the
> National Anthem which was written in 1814 DURING
> the War of 1812. NOT the Revolutionary War.
>
> I was hoping you clowns were just playing the part
> of the troll but knowing the educational system in
> place today, sadly......you're not.
War of 1812? I heard about that, it was like nothing. Who cares anyway. Its over, people. OVER, so get OVER it.
Re: The National Anthem is Stupid?
Posted by:
coolDudes
()
Date: June 10, 2012 03:27AM
tomahawk Wrote:
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> I will kill you with this antique spike iron.
Whoa, bro, I thought you and me were gonna tell those patriotic assholes where they could stick their flag pole?
You and your giant farts, me and my non-stop burps......hey, I can stand on my head and burp and fart at the same time.
Tommy, we got take this thing national... I mean, global.
Fart, fart, FART......... you should have heard that last one.
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> I will kill you with this antique spike iron.
Whoa, bro, I thought you and me were gonna tell those patriotic assholes where they could stick their flag pole?
You and your giant farts, me and my non-stop burps......hey, I can stand on my head and burp and fart at the same time.
Tommy, we got take this thing national... I mean, global.
Fart, fart, FART......... you should have heard that last one.
Re: The National Anthem is Stupid?
Posted by:
GNxMX
()
Date: June 10, 2012 07:45AM
The best part about our national anthem is that it is a fucking question - a question!?! Who thinks that is not ignorant?
Re: The National Anthem is Stupid?
Posted by:
RX
()
Date: June 10, 2012 11:43PM
GNxMX Wrote:
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> The best part about our national anthem is that it
> is a fucking question - a question!?! Who thinks
> that is not ignorant?
I've got a question for you? When you fart do you at least cover your mouth?
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> The best part about our national anthem is that it
> is a fucking question - a question!?! Who thinks
> that is not ignorant?
I've got a question for you? When you fart do you at least cover your mouth?
Re: The National Anthem is Stupid?
Posted by:
Yhyck
()
Date: June 11, 2012 12:36AM
RX Wrote:
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> GNxMX Wrote:
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> > The best part about our national anthem is that
> it
> > is a fucking question - a question!?! Who
> thinks
> > that is not ignorant?
>
> I've got a question for you? When you fart do you
> at least cover your mouth?
it is a QUESTION dumbass
the song is a QUESTION
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> GNxMX Wrote:
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> -----
> > The best part about our national anthem is that
> it
> > is a fucking question - a question!?! Who
> thinks
> > that is not ignorant?
>
> I've got a question for you? When you fart do you
> at least cover your mouth?
it is a QUESTION dumbass
the song is a QUESTION
Re: The National Anthem is Stupid?
Posted by:
_Eyedea_
()
Date: June 11, 2012 01:11AM
so prometheus opens up with this blue guy who drinks some acid for some reason and he melts. i read on the internet later that he probably made earth which doesnt make alot of sense, because he drank acid and fell off a waterfall.
so he falls off the waterfall and melts, and this fuckin huge ship flies overhead. again, no explanation.
bunch of shit happens, michael fassbender is on a spaceship, he's perfected german again.
people are in pods
they wake up from pods
the old guy that is supposed to be dead but you dont find out till the end that he's really alive, he stays in his pod
they've perfected artificial intelegence by the year 2080
i think the year of the movie was 2080
michael fassbender is an android.
everyones really excited to fly to this planet some scientists found
could be heaven.
they get there.
metal storm for some reason.
they go exploring
open a bunch of shit up
one of the things they open up is a monster
it kills 2 scientists
everyone goes back to find them
for some reason michael fassbender poisons the male scientist
this is where it gets fucked up
he bangs out the female scientist
but instead of a baby its some sort of fucking alien thing
i think this movie is an alien prequel
she gets an abortion and runs around for several minutes and finds the old man who was sleeping the whole time
they go find the last alien
wake him up
he beats the fuck out of everyone and beheads michael fassbender
alother alien kills the alien they woke up
so he falls off the waterfall and melts, and this fuckin huge ship flies overhead. again, no explanation.
bunch of shit happens, michael fassbender is on a spaceship, he's perfected german again.
people are in pods
they wake up from pods
the old guy that is supposed to be dead but you dont find out till the end that he's really alive, he stays in his pod
they've perfected artificial intelegence by the year 2080
i think the year of the movie was 2080
michael fassbender is an android.
everyones really excited to fly to this planet some scientists found
could be heaven.
they get there.
metal storm for some reason.
they go exploring
open a bunch of shit up
one of the things they open up is a monster
it kills 2 scientists
everyone goes back to find them
for some reason michael fassbender poisons the male scientist
this is where it gets fucked up
he bangs out the female scientist
but instead of a baby its some sort of fucking alien thing
i think this movie is an alien prequel
she gets an abortion and runs around for several minutes and finds the old man who was sleeping the whole time
they go find the last alien
wake him up
he beats the fuck out of everyone and beheads michael fassbender
alother alien kills the alien they woke up
Re: The National Anthem is Stupid?
Posted by:
KlvVH
()
Date: June 11, 2012 01:30AM
Yhyck Wrote:
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> RX Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> > GNxMX Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> > > The best part about our national anthem is
> that
> > it
> > > is a fucking question - a question!?! Who
> > thinks
> > > that is not ignorant?
> > I've got a question for you? When you fart do
> you
> > at least cover your mouth?
> it is a QUESTION dumbass
> the song is a QUESTION
You have the intelligence of an inanimate object.
That was a declarative sentence.
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> RX Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> > GNxMX Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> > > The best part about our national anthem is
> that
> > it
> > > is a fucking question - a question!?! Who
> > thinks
> > > that is not ignorant?
> > I've got a question for you? When you fart do
> you
> > at least cover your mouth?
> it is a QUESTION dumbass
> the song is a QUESTION
You have the intelligence of an inanimate object.
That was a declarative sentence.