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Guide to clubbing?
Posted by: Leaxxx ()
Date: May 18, 2012 05:29PM

Going clubbing for the first time in DC. What are the dos and don'ts? Any tips?

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Re: Guide to clubbing?
Posted by: Tips ()
Date: May 18, 2012 05:31PM

Don't go.

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Re: Guide to clubbing?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: May 18, 2012 05:57PM

Talk to JBass. He is the internet's authority on nightlife in DC.

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Re: Guide to clubbing?
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: May 18, 2012 06:07PM

maintain a loose but firm grip. dont white knuckle it.

use the arm to gain momentum, then snap the wrist for maximum velocity.

aim for sensitive areas, the head is always a good choice.

watch out for back lashing/ ricochets.

good luck and be well.

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Re: Guide to clubbing?
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: May 18, 2012 09:01PM

DO: Bring your money. All of it.

DON'T: Take the Metro home at the end of the night.

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Re: Guide to clubbing?
Posted by: Vexxxed ()
Date: May 19, 2012 08:12PM

In DC?

It'll have to be the zoo.

I don't think there's anywhere else you can find baby seals around here.

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