Re: WhAts the guy code rule for banging your buddy's ex?
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Living Well Is The Best Revenge
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Date: May 19, 2012 09:17AM
After my ex became my ex, she moved back to our hometown and married the guy who was my best friend while growing up and he was even best man at our wedding! He always emulated me and even left his then-wife and two daughters to be with her. Poor bastard should have called me first as I would have warned him about her violent outbursts. I'll bet she's kicking his ass up and down the street now.
Me? I married a sweet young thang 12 years younger! The ex found out, called me and said I'm a child-molester. I countered by saying that statistically she had more chances of being killed by a terrorist than of finding someone dumb enough to marry her, but I understood how bitter she was, approaching her late 30s and being fat and all. Looks like she found someone dumb enough.
Last I heard, neither are working and they've moved in with her MIL, who I know from experience is a real nasty bitch!