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CuE bUS seRviCe
Posted by: BLEH ()
Date: May 14, 2012 08:53AM

BLEH thIS IS tErRible sO maNy baNanA FaCe baTShiT crAzy douBlE diPpiNg PeOpLes riDe thIs bUs evEryDaY seLliNg toKenS foR bOoZe drUgs loTTo baNanA faCe drIvers sCreaM aT mE passEnGers hoLdiNg oN hiGh spEedS sNakes hIssInG biTinG craWliNgg slIther,oN bUs stRinG stoPper sNakes peOpleS screaMing buS,drivErs eyeS On FiRe teeTh jaWs biTe dowN oN whEel spitTiNG oUt piEceS throWinG snAkes heAdS oN fiRe waLkinG aRouNd FaIrfaX snAkes cOil aRouNd laDy iN froNT bATShit CrAzY puT monEY iNtO maChinE wiTh snAkes fInGerS,bleedInG,biTes,HuRt baTShit cRAZY douBle DippiNg moTherfuckeS rIdInG aLl daY baNanA faCe ScReaminG eyeS lighT TeeTh oN fiRe hEads spiNninG speAkinG iN tonGuEs peOpLeS siNg sONgs cHanTiNg thrOwinG SnAkes anD fiNger nAil bLooD ouT WinDows

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Re: CuE bUS seRviCe
Posted by: Rocj ()
Date: May 14, 2012 09:33AM

What dope you on?

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Re: CuE bUS seRviCe
Posted by: Dr DoLittle ()
Date: May 14, 2012 10:09AM

@rock I don't think blah is smoking dope. It might help though.

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Re: CuE bUS seRviCe
Posted by: BLEH ()
Date: May 14, 2012 10:32AM

BLEH oN mAiN sTreet cuE buS stOp snAkes sliTher iN shOpErS baNaNa fACE maNager yeLliNg anGrY bY saNdwItCh bATShit CRAzY gET oN BUS vuLtUrES hIt WiNdowS blOod On WIndOws bUs drIvers heAd spiNs gO dowN hiLl ofF stReet sideWalks witH YeLloW brIcks bAts snAkes iN buS flYiNg arOunD hiSsinG boTinG snAkes oN WiNdoWs vUlTurEs HiT froNt wiNdoW smAck SmAck SmAck birDs boTinG tireS snAkes eaT buS drivErs shiRt biTiNg hAt bAtShi

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Re: CuE bUS seRviCe
Posted by: BLEH ()
Date: May 14, 2012 11:04AM

BLEH toDay cUe buS spRaYs OuT orAngE smoKe shooTinG snAkEs froM taIlpIpE bATShiT craZy thIs dePriVe FaIrfaX oF oxyGen goT tO wARn pEoplE oF ThIs aTtemPt aT tAkinG oxYgEn FrOm FaiRfaX snAkes Do noT neeD oxYgEn peOple Do

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Re: CuE bUS seRviCe
Posted by: BLEH ()
Date: May 14, 2012 01:37PM

BLEH aT gMU buS spiT puT OrAnge sMoke snAkes studEnTs heaDs spiNninG caN nOt juSt reLax AbouT thIs haIry fiRe baTShit cRAZY drIver screAmInG aT uS baNanA faCE juMpiNg reD fAced fuCk trY tO spiT orAnGe smOke aNs caUse prOblemS nO OxyGen baTShit cRAZY orAnge sMOkE snAkes puT iN FaIrfax buD thrOw snAkes wiTh devicE heRe kiDs havE snakeS eyeS smokIng jaW fAlL ofF screaminG EyEs melTing svreaINg anD orAnGe smOke

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Re: CuE bUS seRviCe
Posted by: BLEH ()
Date: May 14, 2012 02:14PM

BLEH bUs drIver plAys musIc So louD anD thrOws sNakes baCk oF BuS takEs Right thRoWs snaKe turNs lefT thrOws sNakeS toKens fuLl boX oF scOrpioNs. SNakes aNgry aNimaLs orAnge sMOkE heAd spinniNg drIvinzg doWn roAd musiC loUder sCreaminG snAkes uP and Sown baNanA faCE driVer thRows snaKe taKes rIghT throwS snAkE taKes leFT tHrOwS snaKe stoP siGn snAKe,anD orAnGE smoKe ouT oF buS oxYgeN leVelS snAkes anGry aniMals heAds spInninG baTShit cRAZY

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Re: CuE bUS seRviCe
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: May 14, 2012 03:01PM

Time to switch to Metro Bus!

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Re: CuE bUS seRviCe
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: May 14, 2012 03:06PM

Ride the Cue and discover hallucinigetic nature
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Re: CuE bUS seRviCe
Posted by: BLEH ()
Date: May 14, 2012 03:15PM

ORaNge sMoke scReaminG drIverS snAkes flyiNg ouT Of WinDows bATShit CRAzY peOplE scREAminG baNanA faCE oLd lAdy wIth eYeS meLtiNg hoLds puRse smAckinG snAkes ON CuE bUS bATShiT crAzy sHe Is snAkeS biTe heR fiNgers TOes nOse eaRs moUth teeTh oN teeTh heAd spiNniNG bATShit CRAzY driVer siT DoWn SiT DOWn BaTShiT craZy snaKes clImBiNg uP paNts looKs aT lEe rOaD oN fiRe takEs buS oN cuRves leArn frOm sNakes tuRn arOunD fiRes anD thrOw sNAkeS aT buS stOp sorrY mOtherFucker tOo maNy snAkes oN thiS onE takE thE neXt onE baNana fAcE

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Re: CuE bUS seRviCe
Posted by: BLEH ()
Date: May 14, 2012 03:52PM

BLEH plEasE do nOt pUt thEse piCTuRes uP theY aRe bATShiT craZy riDe thoSe busEs anD have voicEs tOken maChinE eaTs olD maNs haNdS todaY stAirS oN bUS thrOw mAn oTher onE oFf thE buS bUs drIver heaD spinS peoPleS scReaminG blooD oN WiNDoWS vUltuRes hiT froNT WiNdowS breAk eYe sockEts beAks bItinG bUs drIvers hAt SnAkes aLl ovEr buS bItiNg hIssinG peoPlE witH baGs fuLl oF SNAkES riDe iN bacK thesE arE ruleS FrOm baNana fACE driVer snAkes iN baG saFe NoT aLl ovEr thE plaCe undEr breAks feeT oF baNaNa faCe

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Re: CuE bUS seRviCe
Posted by: Psycho II ()
Date: May 14, 2012 04:15PM

Schizophrenic much?

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Re: CuE bUS seRviCe
Posted by: Fld Hockey ()
Date: May 14, 2012 04:46PM

Is this the same man who flipped out on the Cue bus today? He was saying all kinds of strange things, yelled, and got off near the metro.

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Re: CuE bUS seRviCe
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: May 15, 2012 07:39AM

You'd flip out too if you were on a bus filled with banana faces and snakes.
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Re: CuE bUS seRviCe
Posted by: BLEH ()
Date: May 15, 2012 10:13AM

BLEH wHaT waS SaiD aBouT theSe fuCkiNg PicTurEs whAt aBouT thE paSsengers scReamiNg tOday baNanA faCe motHerfUcker FINn iS baCk tO dPuBLE dIppinG stArt ThE saMe sHit MiSs ANn lyInG baTShiT crazy moTherfucKers sO fuckinG anGrY iF tHAT doUblE diPpinG fuCk I'd oN thE buS snAkes gaTors eaT hiS sTomAch ouT toDaYs buS shOwed uP orAngE sMoke TokeN macHines eaTinG fiNgers baNana faCe driver thrOwing ouT snAkes yeLlinG screamIng dRiviNg faSt ruNninG oveR caRs peoPleS snaKes vulTures yeLlow roAds maDe oF brIck shUt uP ShUT uP yellInG bumpiNg caRs throwiNg snAkes OrAnge smoKe porInG oUT aLl ovEr buS iS naTuRaL dizdaster snAkes hiSsinG anGry biTinG chaiRs poleS peoplEs

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Re: CuE bUS seRviCe
Posted by: BLEH ()
Date: May 15, 2012 11:21AM

BLEH riDiNg oN thE buS toDay thE yeLlow brIck rOads maDe oF BrIck aTe grOwinG snAkes hiSsinG oN hIghWayS baTShiT craZy peopPleS scReaMinG toDay olD baNana faCe woMaN scReaM AT mAn aT frOnt oF thE buS booK iS bUrniNg orAnge smOKe ouTside woRry aBouT thaT fuCkinG baNana FaCe bITcH soDa sPills oN,buS sNAkeS diRtY maN drIvinG buD thrOws TheM ouT thE Weeee inDoW oNly sNakeS wiTh nO DIRt alloWed,oN

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Re: CuE bUS seRviCe
Posted by: BLEH ()
Date: May 15, 2012 12:51PM

BLEH sChmiTty iS nOt allOw oN bUs baNanA faCe bUs maN saId sChMittY caUse nO prOblem FInn iS onE whO woUld caUse prObLems baTShiT crazY moTherfucker todaY sChmittY kicKed awAY frOm MaCdOnAlDs pIss oN tHere fLoorS noT,possIble snAkes frOm bUs cAn cUe buS moNey MachInEa throWs Piss AT yOu snAke piSs snAkes pIss turNs OraNge sMoke tAke oxYgEn frOm skY anD maKes peOplEs thRow up ON yEllow bRicKs

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Re: CuE bUS seRviCe
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: May 15, 2012 02:52PM

Bleh, this is not acceptable.
May I suggest you file a complaint with the service department?

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Re: CuE bUS seRviCe
Posted by: jeda warrior ()
Date: May 15, 2012 04:45PM

BEH Wrote:
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> Bleh, this is not acceptable.
> May I suggest you file a complaint with the
> service department?
>
> Complaints, Commendations, and Suggestions
> MetroAccess employees are trained to provide safe,
> reliable, and courteous on-time service. We always
> want to hear from our customers whether it's a
> compliment, suggestion or complaint.
>
> To file a complaint or commendation regarding your
> MetroAccess service, please use our online
> customer comment form, call 202-637-0128 or TTY
> 202-962-2565. Agents are available weekdays
> (except holidays) from 8 a.m. to 5 p.m.
>
> Customers may also write to us at:
>
> Office of MetroAccess Service
> 6505 Belcrest Road, Suite 501
> Hyattsville, MD 20782

I think the Cue bus isn't the same. They are a Fairfax GMU coop.

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Re: CuE bUS seRviCe
Posted by: NRA 75 ()
Date: May 15, 2012 07:58PM

This is perhaps the only time, I'd feel sorry for a government worker reading a complaint letter. :)

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Re: CuE bUS seRviCe
Posted by: Dr. Crazy ()
Date: May 15, 2012 09:20PM

The Lamb Center called. They want their lunatic back.

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Re: CuE bUS seRviCe
Posted by: BLEH ()
Date: May 16, 2012 01:17PM

BLEH thIs gOlD buS spRAyiNg greeN smoKe leSs snAkes lESS screaMiNg vuLtureS noT smAshiNg wInDow bAnaNa fAce dRiVer SinG soNgs hAppy dAy toDay SchMiTty oN bUs snAkes noT throWn arOunD caLm thEy lEt You tOuch tHem baTShit crAzy olD womAn witH fiRe hAir noT toDay rIdinG thAT fuCker FiNn noT arOuNd snAkes likE doGs naMing tHem They aLl haVe Names anD thEy arE My FriEnds maN sPeakS straNge wordS maIn streeT cLeanEd uP liGhts oN shOwinG baNana Face DrivEr wheRe tO driVe grEen smoKe fiLls thE ciTy sTreets anD skY

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Re: CuE bUS seRviCe
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: May 16, 2012 02:34PM

Way to go! Snakes usually get a bad rap. Thanks to the dogs, we can all live as one.
Glad to see things are improving.

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Re: CuE bUS seRviCe
Posted by: BLEH ()
Date: May 16, 2012 04:02PM

BLEH buS trIp toDay nOt So baD scReamINg maN wIth inVisiBle faCe aNd drIver anD peOplEs stAy cAlm brEaks woRk fiNe seAtS coOl anD snAkes thrOwN onLy evEry fIfTeeN miNuteS nOt eaCh stOp sNaKes iN womanS poCketbooK nOt bitIng piZza tEllS mE tO reLaX thAt aLl wiLl bE fiNe cLose Box scHmittY jJ anD creW riDing bUs caLm nOw snAkes dO noT caUse driVerS peopLes moNey maChinE noT eaTiNg haNds buS triPs proVide cAlm aNd piZza teLls trUth baTShit crAzy womaN with fiRe eyEs anD fINN leaVe looKs gooD foR eveNinG riDes dO noT knoW aboUt screamiNg oR snAkes aT niGht

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Re: CuE bUS seRviCe
Posted by: BEH YOU HOLY ASS FUCK ()
Date: May 16, 2012 05:28PM

BEH YOU MOTHER FUCKING HOLY ASS FUCK NIGGER ASS BITCH I PRAY YOU BURN IN HELL FOREVER MORE

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Re: CuE bUS seRviCe
Posted by: Psychiatrist Helper ()
Date: May 16, 2012 05:30PM

Medication my friend. Hospital perhaps!

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Re: CuE bUS seRviCe
Posted by: jay zees ()
Date: May 16, 2012 07:26PM

BLEH Wrote:
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> BLEH buS trIp toDay nOt So baD scReamINg maN wIth
> inVisiBle faCe aNd drIver anD peOplEs stAy cAlm
> brEaks woRk fiNe seAtS coOl anD snAkes thrOwN onLy
> evEry fIfTeeN miNuteS nOt eaCh stOp sNaKes iN
> womanS poCketbooK nOt bitIng piZza tEllS mE tO
> reLaX thAt aLl wiLl bE fiNe cLose Box scHmittY jJ
> anD creW riDing bUs caLm nOw snAkes dO noT caUse
> driVerS peopLes moNey maChinE noT eaTiNg haNds buS
> triPs proVide cAlm aNd piZza teLls trUth baTShit
> crAzy womaN with fiRe eyEs anD fINN leaVe looKs
> gooD foR eveNinG riDes dO noT knoW aboUt screamiNg
> oR snAkes aT niGht

What in the fuck is your major malfunction? I will gouge your eyes out and skull fuck you!

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Re: CuE bUS seRviCe
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: May 17, 2012 08:01AM

Feel the love!

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Re: CuE bUS seRviCe
Posted by: BLEH ()
Date: May 17, 2012 10:00AM

BLEH riDiNg arouNd Todaay woMan wiTh eyeS oN FiRe iS oN buS openS PocKetBook snAkes flYinG ouT driVer sCreams baNana facE
MinD yoUr fuckiNg buSinEss anD stOp thRowinG snaKes oust thE fucKinG WindOwS yeLlow rOadS fuLl oF snAke pIss snAke bodiEs aS faR snAkes angrY hissInG aT FiNn doublE diPpinG fuCk yellinG snaPping eGgs screAm tHis dAy puT forK iN eGgs sHut ThE fuCk uP thRow sNakes fuCk baNana faCE aNd thiS shIt plAce wIth vuLtuRes flYinG inTo WiNdows snAkes aLl oveR thIs plAce yeLlinG scReaminG baTShit crazy fiRe Wyse womAn

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Re: CuE bUS seRviCe
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: May 17, 2012 11:03AM

Alright.

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Re: CuE bUS seRviCe
Posted by: BLEH ()
Date: May 17, 2012 12:13PM

BLEH fuCkinG bAnAna faCe maKe mE geT oFf tJrhE,fuCkinG buS thrOw baGS oF snAKEs yeLliNg fuCk yOu fUck yoU fuCk yoU womaN eYeS oN FiRE rOtted ouT teeTh blEedinG waTer oNto yeLlOw fUckiNg stReeTs baTShit cRazY biTches fuCk You fuCk yoU whAt kinD oF sHit miNd youR FuCkIng busInesS stoP thrOwiNg snAkes oAtmeAl oUt winDow greeN Car fuLl oF Men wIth spiNninG heaDs thrOwIng paPerS frOm tHe sKy aBout baTtle oF screAming peoplES anD snaKes

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Re: CuE bUS seRviCe
Posted by: turdinpunchbowl ()
Date: May 17, 2012 12:41PM

bleh, if that bus is emitting green smoke you might want to call the county, I'm pretty sure that is a violation. And the lady with her hair on fire should not be on a bus, no smoking inside a bus so you could politely point that out to her (and no, calling someone 'banana face' is not polite). Good luck!

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Re: CuE bUS seRviCe
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: May 17, 2012 02:53PM

Bleh, thank God for you having the courage to speak out.

If those responsible would simply cease throwing the snakes oatmeal out of the window, it would be a great start in resolving the Cue Bus debacle.

Clearly, this has gone on long enough.

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Re: CuE bUS seRviCe
Posted by: BEH I PRAY YOU BURN ASSHOLE ()
Date: May 17, 2012 06:52PM

BEH I PRAY TO GOD YOU BURN IN HELL YOU PIECE OF RACIST ASS MOTHER FUCKING SHIT

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Re: CuE bUS seRviCe
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: May 18, 2012 07:41AM

LOL...hysterical much?

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Re: CuE bUS seRviCe
Posted by: Vexxxed ()
Date: May 18, 2012 07:54AM

BEH I PRAY YOU BURN ASSHOLE Wrote:
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> BEH I PRAY TO GOD YOU BURN IN HELL YOU PIECE OF
> RACIST ASS MOTHER FUCKING SHIT


I dunno but it kind of feels like BEH has like a groupie or something.

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Re: CuE bUS seRviCe
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: May 18, 2012 08:09AM

Thats a thought. Maybe I can get a blowjob out of it?

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