hey 1 tmos dipshit: guess i should have said one more illustration. ok now are you happy you fucking asshole ?..... jackass.

hey 1 tmos dipshit: guess i should have said one more illustration. ok now are you happy you fucking asshole ?..... jackass. 

I guess you think what you anonymously post on a message board is gonna hurt my feelings? Sorry to burst your bubble sunshine. Do the world a favor and kill yourself. 

Yo, BitchPussy. We Steam Boys are expecting you at our show on Friday. You & your mates already ordered the VIP Room. The room is sprayed with a Line-X coat, so we can wash all the cum that doesn't make it into your crew's mouths, away easily.

You prepaid, so don't worry about bringing cash for tips. A 25% gratuity has already been charged to your mom's credit card.

Sorry Bro, we don't have the Zima or peach wine coolers you asked for. We'll go with the next best thing Lime-a-Rita.

I guess you think what you anonymously post on a message board is gonna hurt my feelings? Sorry to burst your bubble sunshine. Do the world a favor and kill yourself.
   

Wow. Jormand's Twitter is...like...a relentless stream of negativity.

And such original thoughts, too.

He must be a delight to know, let alone work with.

GhostOfOaktonWhineShop Wrote:
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> Wow. Jormand's Twitter is...like...a relentless stream of negativity.
>
> And such original thoughts, too. He must be a delight to know, let alone work with.

He is... the BitchPussy.

And so is the fake "Jormand" we're dealing with here.

786...Semper Fat
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Mr. Conditioner is currently in sleep mode, but he has always admired that shirt.

User Interface Wrote:
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> Mr. Conditioner is currently in sleep mode, but he
> has always admired that shirt.


I can see why. It would make a lovely tent.

The vertical lines in his PJs are very slimming, plus they detract from his cunt ears.

The pompous ass even makes toasts in his sleep. Followed by karaoke, no doubt.

Toasts come so easily to Mike, he could do them in his sleep.
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~13 minutes: LFF does an absolutely horrific Tom Brokaw 'impression'. I suppose the positive is that he didn't sound South African or Australian. But it was so bad that it really could've used Headdd screaming 'Who are you?!?'

15 minutes: letter writer slams O5car for his fake laughing. LFF responds, 'O5car does it, I do it, Rob does it. Get over it.'

You know who does a better Brokaw impression? Anthony Cumia, that's who.

Toasted Wrote:
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> Toasts come so easily to Mike, he could do them in
> his sleep.

How funny would it be if he's not wearing pants?

I fake laugh too.

The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos Wrote:
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> You know who does a better Brokaw impression?
> Anthony Cumia, that's who.


Hard to compare, I would say 1a and 1b.

Again, we don't like SPIN here in the Fairfax Underground NO SPIN ZONE.

Try to keep it FAIR and BALANCED.

-Bill

Bill OReilly Wrote:
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> The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You know who does a better Brokaw impression?
> > Anthony Cumia, that's who.
>
>
> Hard to compare, I would say 1a and 1b.
>
> Again, we don't like SPIN here in the Fairfax
> Underground NO SPIN ZONE.
>
> Try to keep it FAIR and BALANCED.
>
> -Bill

It's clear that you put some thought into this bit, but it's just as clear it's not working, like using toothpaste for masturbation lube. Each time you post it's like taking an enormous watery stinking DUMP on THE FOLKS here.

The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos Wrote:
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> Toasted Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Toasts come so easily to Mike, he could do them
> in
> > his sleep.
>
> How funny would it be if he's not wearing pants?

He'd look like a turkey (with a pop-up meat thermometer) wearing a shirt.

Glad to see you dummies are still going at it after all these years. Keep up the "good" work.

Glad to see you dummies are still going at it after all these years. Keep up the "good" work.
 

Glad to see you dummies are still going at it after all these years. Keep up the "good" work.
  

Just so we understand each other, glad to see you dummies are still going at it after all these years. Keep up the "good" work.

Thought I should introduce myself.

The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos Wrote:
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> Bill OReilly Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > You know who does a better Brokaw impression?
>
> > > Anthony Cumia, that's who.
> >
> >
> > Hard to compare, I would say 1a and 1b.
> >
> > Again, we don't like SPIN here in the Fairfax
> > Underground NO SPIN ZONE.
> >
> > Try to keep it FAIR and BALANCED.
> >
> > -Bill
>
> It's clear that you put some thought into this
> bit, but it's just as clear it's not working, like
> using toothpaste for masturbation lube. Each time
> you post it's like taking an enormous watery
> stinking DUMP on THE FOLKS here.

I disagree, I love Bill OReilly, almost as much as I love the BUFFALO WING, LOL

http://www.jottnew.com/

-Jimmy
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Then you won't mind posting about it on your Facebook page, to prove you are who you say you are and not "James Cirrito".

Heh heh. Apparently 5000 has tried jerking off with toothpaste. Figures.

jnUuG Wrote:
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> Heh heh. Apparently 5000 has tried jerking off with toothpaste. Figures.

Yes I did. The mintiness was uncomfortable. Apparently you think I should be ashamed of trying it. Suggests there's something you're ashamed of...

James Cirrito Wrote:
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> The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Bill OReilly Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > You know who does a better Brokaw
> impression?
> >
> > > > Anthony Cumia, that's who.
> > >
> > >
> > > Hard to compare, I would say 1a and 1b.
> > >
> > > Again, we don't like SPIN here in the Fairfax
> > > Underground NO SPIN ZONE.
> > >
> > > Try to keep it FAIR and BALANCED.
> > >
> > > -Bill
> >
> > It's clear that you put some thought into this
> > bit, but it's just as clear it's not working,
> like
> > using toothpaste for masturbation lube. Each
> time
> > you post it's like taking an enormous watery
> > stinking DUMP on THE FOLKS here.
>
> I disagree, I love Bill OReilly, almost as much as
> I love the BUFFALO WING, LOL
>
> http://www.jottnew.com/
>
> -Jimmy


Big thumbs up! They didn't invent the buffalo wing but they sure did make it famous! Stop on by Jimmy's and whisper the TMOS code for 15% of your order!

jnUuG Wrote:
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> Heh heh. Apparently 5000 has tried jerking off
> with toothpaste. Figures.

You should be glad he does. At her last checkup, you mom had significantly fewer cavities.

Four out of five dentists prefer your mother.

Dr Tim Whatley Wrote:
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> jnUuG Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Heh heh. Apparently 5000 has tried jerking off
> > with toothpaste. Figures.
>
> You should be glad he does. At her last checkup,
> you mom had significantly fewer cavities.
>
> Four out of five dentists prefer your mother.


The 5th is a peekza (little light in the loafers).

Dr Tim Whatley Wrote:
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> jnUuG Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Heh heh. Apparently 5000 has tried jerking off
> > with toothpaste. Figures.
>
> You should be glad he does. At her last checkup,
> you mom had significantly fewer cavities.
>
> Four out of five dentists prefer your mother.

Fewer cavities could also be the result of fewer teeth.

Always practice moderation when doing meth.
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Icy Hot burns real bad - just saying.

How can Jimmy's still be open? According to O'Meara VA ABC makes it impossible for restaurants to stay open?

Pain Point Wrote:
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> How can Jimmy's still be open? According to
> O'Meara VA ABC makes it impossible for restaurants
> to stay open?

I think Fuckwaddle lost his license because he had a lot of violations, didn't pay his fines and was generally a dickhead. That said, it appears that Jimmy's is in violation of ABC regulations.

https://www.abc.virginia.gov/licenses/retail-resources/happy-hour

The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos Wrote:
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> Pain Point Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > How can Jimmy's still be open? According to
> > O'Meara VA ABC makes it impossible for
> restaurants
> > to stay open?
>
> I think Fuckwaddle lost his license because he had
> a lot of violations, didn't pay his fines and was
> generally a dickhead. That said, it appears that
> Jimmy's is in violation of ABC regulations.
>
> https://www.abc.virginia.gov/licenses/retail-resou
> rces/happy-hour
>
>

Not true my little basement dwelling friend. As long as this is not advertised, say outside on a billboard or on social media, it is acceptable.

Where is Bill OReilly and the NO SPIN?

http://www.jottnew.com/
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James Cirrito Wrote:
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> The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Pain Point Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > How can Jimmy's still be open? According to
> > > O'Meara VA ABC makes it impossible for
> > restaurants
> > > to stay open?
> >
> > I think Fuckwaddle lost his license because he
> had
> > a lot of violations, didn't pay his fines and
> was
> > generally a dickhead. That said, it appears
> that
> > Jimmy's is in violation of ABC regulations.
> >
> >
> https://www.abc.virginia.gov/licenses/retail-resou
>
> > rces/happy-hour
> >
> >
>
>
> Not true my little basement dwelling friend. As
> long as this is not advertised, say outside on a
> billboard or on social media, it is acceptable.
>
> Where is Bill OReilly and the NO SPIN?
>
> http://www.jottnew.com/


Hey James,

You are correct, 5000 is completely fact less and off base on this. He/ she is trying a very liberal tactic of diversion.

THIS DOES NOT WORK here at the Fairfax Underground NO SPIN ZONE.

The SPIN STOPS HERE.

-Bill

Spewak says he was at Tyson-Holyfield earbite fight in Memphis.

Sorry, that fight was in Vegas.

Again, Spewak is wrong.

Even in information about events in his own life.

Stupid fat load.

Mike was sure Stonehenge was in Scotland. Called Spewak and Santana malletheads for saying it was in England.

James Cirrito Wrote:
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...
> > I think Fuckwaddle lost his license because he
> had
> > a lot of violations, didn't pay his fines and
> was
> > generally a dickhead. That said, it appears
> that
> > Jimmy's is in violation of ABC regulations.
> >
> >
> https://www.abc.virginia.gov/licenses/retail-resources/happy-hour
> >
> >
>
>
> Not true my little basement dwelling friend. As
> long as this is not advertised, say outside on a
> billboard or on social media, it is acceptable.
>
> Where is Bill OReilly and the NO SPIN?
>
> http://www.jottnew.com/

Sorry Fake Jimmy. Always with the "basement dwelling"!

"Drink specials cannot be advertised outside an establishment or in media. The promotion of discounts for specific drink types, brands, and prices items is always prohibited, even during “happy hour.”"

"What’s the official rule for advertising alcoholic beverages on a licensee’s website or social media?

Licensees may advertise alcoholic beverage products they carry, regular prices of drinks, wine pairings, descriptions of signature cocktails, etc. This may include photos of alcoholic beverages, in bottles or glasses, and tap handles with logos."

https://www.abc.virginia.gov/licenses/retail-resources/advertising

Tues: gray patterned short sleeve collared shirt
Wed: Bates Motel
Thurs: Groucho
Fri: brown patterned short sleeve collared shirt

Bill OReilly Wrote:
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> Hey James,
>
> You are correct, 5000 is completely fact less and
> off base on this. He/ she is trying a very liberal
> tactic of diversion.

What would you expect from a retard whose main activity in life is blowing Peekza all day long.

5000 isn't having a good day here

Bill OReilly Wrote:
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> Hey James,
>
> You are correct, 5000 is completely fact less and
> off base on this. He/ she is trying a very liberal
> tactic of diversion.

What would you expect from a retard whose main activity in life is blowing Peekza all day long. 

5000 isn't having a good day here 

Bill OReilly Wrote:
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> Hey James,
>
> You are correct, 5000 is completely fact less and
> off base on this. He/ she is trying a very liberal
> tactic of diversion.

What would you expect from a retard whose main activity in life is blowing Peekza all day long.   

5000 isn't having a good day here    

"loving these parody posts"

The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos Wrote:
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> James Cirrito Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> ...
> > > I think Fuckwaddle lost his license because
> he
> > had
> > > a lot of violations, didn't pay his fines and
> > was
> > > generally a dickhead. That said, it appears
> > that
> > > Jimmy's is in violation of ABC regulations.
> > >
> > >
> >
> https://www.abc.virginia.gov/licenses/retail-resou
> rces/happy-hour
> > >
> > >
> >
>
> >
> > Not true my little basement dwelling friend. As
> > long as this is not advertised, say outside on
> a
> > billboard or on social media, it is acceptable.
> >
> > Where is Bill OReilly and the NO SPIN?
> >
> > http://www.jottnew.com/
>
> Sorry Fake Jimmy. Always with the "basement
> dwelling"!
>
> "Drink specials cannot be advertised outside an
> establishment or in media. The promotion of
> discounts for specific drink types, brands, and
> prices items is always prohibited, even during
> “happy hour.”"
>
> "What’s the official rule for advertising
> alcoholic beverages on a licensee’s
> website or social media?
>
> Licensees may advertise alcoholic beverage
> products they carry, regular prices of
> drinks, wine pairings, descriptions of
> signature cocktails, etc. This may include photos
> of alcoholic beverages, in bottles or glasses, and
> tap handles with logos."
>
> https://www.abc.virginia.gov/licenses/retail-resou
> rces/advertising

You do realize you just agreed with what Jimmy said, right?

I must sit down, as the SPIN is getting to me.

NO SPIN ZONE

-Bill

peekza Wrote:
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> "loving these parody posts"


http://www.jottnew.com/

Hey you should come out to our "Happy Hour".....

Coming 2017 "THE BUFFALO WING"

-Jimmy
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9Nbpe Wrote:
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> 5000 isn't having a good day here

How do you figure? It looks like he's right. Real Jimmy is definitely in violation.

-Fake Fake Jimmy

http://jottnew.com

Found a picture of "Bill OReilly":

I love you, peekza, I really do. I hate myself for it, but I can't quit you.

Bill OReilly Wrote:
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> The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > James Cirrito Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > ...
> > > > I think Fuckwaddle lost his license because
> > he
> > > had
> > > > a lot of violations, didn't pay his fines
> and
> > > was
> > > > generally a dickhead. That said, it
> appears
> > > that
> > > > Jimmy's is in violation of ABC regulations.
> > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
> https://www.abc.virginia.gov/licenses/retail-resou
>
> > rces/happy-hour
> > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
>
> > >
> > > Not true my little basement dwelling friend.
> As
> > > long as this is not advertised, say outside
> on
> > a
> > > billboard or on social media, it is
> acceptable.
> > >
> > > Where is Bill OReilly and the NO SPIN?
> > >
> > > http://www.jottnew.com/
> >
> > Sorry Fake Jimmy. Always with the "basement
> > dwelling"!
> >
> > "Drink specials cannot be advertised outside an
> > establishment or in media. The promotion of
> > discounts for specific drink types, brands,
> and
> > prices items is always prohibited, even
> during
> > “happy hour.”"
> >
> > "What’s the official rule for advertising
> > alcoholic beverages on a licensee’s
> > website or social media?
> >
> > Licensees may advertise alcoholic beverage
> > products they carry, regular prices of
> > drinks, wine pairings, descriptions of
> > signature cocktails, etc. This may include
> photos
> > of alcoholic beverages, in bottles or glasses,
> and
> > tap handles with logos."
> >
> >
> https://www.abc.virginia.gov/licenses/retail-resou
>
> > rces/advertising
>
> You do realize you just agreed with what Jimmy
> said, right?
>

What am I, housetraining you? Do I really have to rub your nose in your own shit? I commend the following to your attention, asshole. Pay special attention to the words "website" and "prohibited".

The promotion of discounts for specific drink types, brands, and prices items is always prohibited

"What’s the official rule for advertising alcoholic beverages on a licensee’s website or social media?

Licensees may advertise alcoholic beverage products they carry, regular prices of drinks, wine pairings, descriptions of signature cocktails, etc. This may include photos of alcoholic beverages, in bottles or glasses, and tap handles with logos."

'Dil you are really getting your shit pushed in on this one, huh?

Yeah, being right and proving it over and over is really fucking up my day.

Yet, somehow it's "not a good day for 5000..."

And you continue to do it

You really want their cock to reach your small intestines, huh?

This is kind of a bad hill for the 'Dil account to die on

Here is a pro-tip for you faggot...don't be adamant about topics you know nothing about. Just because you can google something doesn't mean you understand fuck all about it. You'll get along better in life.

Here is another pro-tip...Figure out what a table menu is

"Here is a pro-tip for you faggot...don't be adamant about topics you know nothing about. Just because you can google something doesn't mean you understand fuck all about it. You'll get along better in life."

I only know what the ABC says about their regulations. Perhaps you have some insider information I'm not privy to. Nah.

"Here is another pro-tip...Figure out what a table menu is"

How about you learn what a website is, asshole?

"What’s the official rule for advertising alcoholic beverages on a licensee’s website or social media?

Licensees may advertise alcoholic beverage products they carry, regular prices of drinks, wine pairings, descriptions of signature cocktails, etc. This may include photos of alcoholic beverages, in bottles or glasses, and tap handles with logos."

"Pro-Tip" of course is code for "I really want to tell you about my super-gayness but can't so I'm using this code."

                                                  

It's awesome that you continue to do this, thank you, you stupid faggot

Just keep using Google to display your ignorance

BTW, I'm a homo.

9Nbpe Wrote:
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> It's awesome that you continue to do this, thank
> you, you stupid faggot
>
> Just keep using Google to display your ignorance

Will you be sucking it at my mansion or my yacht?

http://law.lis.virginia.gov/admincode/title3/agency5/chapter50/section160/

This is consistent with the early quotes from the ABC's website.

3VAC5-50-160. Happy Hour and Related Promotions; Definitions; Exceptions.
A. Definitions The following words and terms when used in this section shall have the following meanings unless the context clearly indicates otherwise:

1. "Happy hour" means a specified period of time during which alcoholic beverages are sold at prices reduced from the customary price established by a retail licensee.

2. "Drink" means any beverage containing the amount of alcoholic beverages customarily served to a patron as a single serving by a retail licensee.

B. No retail licensee shall engage in any of the following practices:

1. Conducting a happy hour between 9 p.m. of each day and 2 a.m. of the following day;

2. Allowing a person to possess more than two drinks at any one time during a happy hour, with the exception of flights of wine and beer consisting of samples of not more than five different wines or beers or samples of five different distilled spirits products provided each distilled spirits sample contains no more than one-half ounce of distilled spirits;

3. Increasing the volume of alcoholic beverages contained in a drink without increasing proportionately the customary or established retail price charged for such drink;

4. Selling two or more drinks for one price, such as "two for one" or "three for one";

5. Selling pitchers of mixed beverages except in accordance with 3VAC5-50-60;

6. Giving away drinks;

7. Selling an unlimited number of drinks for one price, such as "all you can drink for $5.00";

8. Advertising happy hour anywhere other than within the interior of the licensed premises, except that a licensee may use the term "Happy Hour" or "Drink Specials," a list of the alcoholic beverage products featured during a happy hour as well as the time period within which alcoholic beverages are being sold at reduced prices in any otherwise lawful advertisement;

Unless Jimmy's building contains the whole internet...VIOLATION!!!

Git suckin'!

The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos Wrote:
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> 9Nbpe Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > It's awesome that you continue to do this,
> thank
> > you, you stupid faggot
> >
> > Just keep using Google to display your
> ignorance
>
> Will you be sucking it at my mansion or my yacht?
>
> http://law.lis.virginia.gov/admincode/title3/agenc
> y5/chapter50/section160/
>
> This is consistent with the early quotes from the
> ABC's website.
>
> 3VAC5-50-160. Happy Hour and Related Promotions;
> Definitions; Exceptions.
> A. Definitions The following words and terms when
> used in this section shall have the following
> meanings unless the context clearly indicates
> otherwise:
>
> 1. "Happy hour" means a specified period of time
> during which alcoholic beverages are sold at
> prices reduced from the customary price
> established by a retail licensee.
>
> 2. "Drink" means any beverage containing the
> amount of alcoholic beverages customarily served
> to a patron as a single serving by a retail
> licensee.
>
> B. No retail licensee shall engage in any of the
> following practices:
>
> 1. Conducting a happy hour between 9 p.m. of each
> day and 2 a.m. of the following day;
>
> 2. Allowing a person to possess more than two
> drinks at any one time during a happy hour, with
> the exception of flights of wine and beer
> consisting of samples of not more than five
> different wines or beers or samples of five
> different distilled spirits products provided each
> distilled spirits sample contains no more than
> one-half ounce of distilled spirits;
>
> 3. Increasing the volume of alcoholic beverages
> contained in a drink without increasing
> proportionately the customary or established
> retail price charged for such drink;
>
> 4. Selling two or more drinks for one price, such
> as "two for one" or "three for one";
>
> 5. Selling pitchers of mixed beverages except in
> accordance with 3VAC5-50-60;
>
> 6. Giving away drinks;
>
> 7. Selling an unlimited number of drinks for one
> price, such as "all you can drink for $5.00";
>
> 8. Advertising happy hour anywhere other than
> within the interior of the licensed premises,
> except that a licensee may use the term "Happy
> Hour" or "Drink Specials," a list of the alcoholic
> beverage products featured during a happy hour as
> well as the time period within which alcoholic
> beverages are being sold at reduced prices in any
> otherwise lawful advertisement;
>
> Unless Jimmy's building contains the whole
> internet...VIOLATION!!!
>
> Git suckin'!

Nobody gives a shit except you and the idiot you're arguing with. So STFU!

BTW, I'm a homo

BTW, I'm a homo too. Holla!

It was a bad day for 5000. Such a very bad day.

Everybody has a bad day now and then of course, today just happened to be 5000's bad day, no shame in that.

How is a day when he's right a bad day?

http://jottnew.com/

Hey you should come out to our "Happy Hour".....

Coming 2017 "THE BUFFALO WING"

-Fake Fake Jimmy

Yeah, it is time to retire that account.

Any time they try to make a point, just say "table menu" and bang you won

5000 d-whocares Wrote:
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> Yeah, it is time to retire that account.
>
> Any time they try to make a point, just say "table
> menu" and bang you won

Find the word "table menu" in the Virginia Code and then maybe we'll talk. Until then, please to be sucking it.

I've followed this thread for most of its existence. After 8 years, I think it's time to hang this puppy up. Mike is never going to get thinner or smarter. Robb is never going to get funnier. And Oscar is never going to get less douchier.

Truth is, despite all valiant efforts, there is no juice left in this turnip. The krewe is just sad, destined to tap out any lines of credit available to them until they are "broadcasting" from a trailer in Danville.

It's your guys' call, but for me, it's well past time to turn out the lights on this sad spectacle.

Adios, TMOS.

I get more pussy than all of you losers combined.

Done and Doner Wrote:
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> I've followed this thread for most of its
> existence. After 8 years, I think it's time to
> hang this puppy up. Mike is never going to get
> thinner or smarter. Robb is never going to get
> funnier. And Oscar is never going to get less
> douchier.
>
> Truth is, despite all valiant efforts, there is no
> juice left in this turnip. The krewe is just sad,
> destined to tap out any lines of credit available
> to them until they are "broadcasting" from a
> trailer in Danville.
>
> It's your guys' call, but for me, it's well past
> time to turn out the lights on this sad spectacle.
>
>
> Adios, TMOS.

Stupid faggot. Good riddens.

Done and Doner Wrote:
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> I've followed this thread for most of its
> existence. After 8 years, I think it's time to
> hang this puppy up. Mike is never going to get
> thinner or smarter. Robb is never going to get
> funnier. And Oscar is never going to get less
> douchier.
>
> Truth is, despite all valiant efforts, there is no
> juice left in this turnip. The krewe is just sad,
> destined to tap out any lines of credit available
> to them until they are "broadcasting" from a
> trailer in Danville.
>
> It's your guys' call, but for me, it's well past
> time to turn out the lights on this sad spectacle.
>
>
> Adios, TMOS.

I think you miss the concept of spectacle. It's always been about the show sucking, because what else could it be about? That's all the show has ever done. The two fat men think Bethann was bringing the show down with her tales of extended-stay rentals, masturbating with a mirror between her legs so she could watch, her stupid daughter Isis, and wanting to bang the pastor, but they were wrong. Two fat man-children who should know radio but do not. Keep in mind what we're tracking here is:

- The continued decline of a brain-damaged alcoholic... like watching an extremely slow motion car crash or an extremely slow two mile "power walk".

- The continued expansion of the Spewak waistline; that's the only "belt-tightening" that household will see, as the LiteBrite Elvis has shown us, not to mention the mysterious and still unsolved disappearance of Li'l Jibril. Truly Fatt Rob is a Mr. Ott for our times.

- El Spic exploring the concept that there are no limits to douchiness and not realizing that Shannon does have a job. It's called "letting El Spic drunkenly climb on top of her".

That said, best of luck to you as you seek your own path, friend.

Done and Doner Wrote:
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> I've followed this thread for most of its
> existence. After 8 years, I think it's time to
> hang this puppy up. Mike is never going to get
> thinner or smarter. Robb is never going to get
> funnier. And Oscar is never going to get less
> douchier.
>
> Truth is, despite all valiant efforts, there is no
> juice left in this turnip. The krewe is just sad,
> destined to tap out any lines of credit available
> to them until they are "broadcasting" from a
> trailer in Danville.
>
> It's your guys' call, but for me, it's well past
> time to turn out the lights on this sad spectacle.
>
>
> Adios, TMOS.


Vaya con Dios

His Uber was out front.

Mike O'Meara
shared I Love The Netherlands's video.
21 hrs ·
Absolutely the best. Could it happen here? We can hope so.

I Love The Netherlands
August 1 at 12:22am ·
Dutch pragmatism at its best! Meet Humanitas, the Dutch old-folks home in Deventer where students can live for free if they agree to spend at least 30 hours a month socialising with the older residents.

Carla wishes she only had to spend 30 hours a month with Mike.

I already socialize with old people, it's called "having a job".

Sounds like our Fuckwaddle was up late getting his drink on.

Socialize there must mean rob, rape, and otherwise abuse.

God damn

I got pushed in. More than what his rentBoy does.

I can't believe it came to this over fucking "table menus"

Sounds like this 5000 guy has gotten under a lot of yall's skins.

Nah, they are literally a faggot and an idiot

I should know, I exist in their colon

This lovely August week, Spewak was getting shit for the lack of Cake and Cookies, and was asked when their last podcast was. He said it was last month. He's correct, if June 7 was last month.

TMOS is the Best! Wrote:
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> Mike O'Meara
> shared I Love The Netherlands's video.
> 21 hrs ·
> Absolutely the best. Could it happen here? We can
> hope so.
>
> I Love The Netherlands
> August 1 at 12:22am ·
> Dutch pragmatism at its best! Meet Humanitas, the
> Dutch old-folks home in Deventer where students
> can live for free if they agree to spend at least
> 30 hours a month socialising with the older
> residents.
>
> Carla wishes she only had to spend 30 hours a
> month with Mike.

I bet it feels like 30 hours a day. Thank heaven for tiki bars!

Elvis pillowcase and duvet, etc. Wrote:
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> This lovely August week, Spewak was getting shit
> for the lack of Cake and Cookies, and was asked
> when their last podcast was. He said it was last
> month. He's correct, if June 7 was last month.

With that one little bit of research you have done more to curate the TMOS brand than the marquee name has. Ever.

The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos Wrote:
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> Elvis pillowcase and duvet, etc. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > This lovely August week, Spewak was getting
> shit
> > for the lack of Cake and Cookies, and was asked
> > when their last podcast was. He said it was
> last
> > month. He's correct, if June 7 was last month.
>
> With that one little bit of research you have done
> more to curate the TMOS brand than the marquee
> name has. Ever.

Table Menu, you ignorant faggot

"What’s the official rule for advertising alcoholic beverages on a licensee’s website or social media?

Licensees may advertise alcoholic beverage products they carry, regular prices of drinks, wine pairings, descriptions of signature cocktails, etc. This may include photos of alcoholic beverages, in bottles or glasses, and tap handles with logos."

You ignorant faggot.

Polished off 3 pitchers of ice cold Coors Lights at Jimmy's today! luckily I knew the TMOS show code to get 3 for the price of 1. Try it out! Tell 'em dildy's sent ya.

Kindly use the amazon tab for all your online shopping. Simply the laziest way to support the show-wo-wo. Long live the TMOS show!

1 tmos fan Wrote:
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> Polished off 3 pitchers of ice cold Coors Lights
> at Jimmy's today! luckily I knew the TMOS show
> code to get 3 for the price of 1. Try it out! Tell
> 'em dildy's sent ya.
>
> Kindly use the amazon tab for all your online
> shopping. Simply the laziest way to support the
> show-wo-wo. Long live the TMOS show!

If that completely made up story were true, it would be an ABC violation. See #4 up the page, or:

4. Selling two or more drinks for one price, such as "two for one" or "three for one"

http://law.lis.virginia.gov/admincode/title3/agency5/chapter50/section160/
Attachments:

5000 = Smydnbz?

5000 > you.

MikeWillEatAnything Wrote:
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> 5000 > you.


Don't patronize me, faggot. I don't need your help being great.

See? Told you.

I'll lube up my own asshole before I take a cock inside it. I don't need your help.

Once a year right?

The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos Wrote:
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> 1 tmos fan Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Polished off 3 pitchers of ice cold Coors
> Lights
> > at Jimmy's today! luckily I knew the TMOS show
> > code to get 3 for the price of 1. Try it out!
> Tell
> > 'em dildy's sent ya.
> >
> > Kindly use the amazon tab for all your online
> > shopping. Simply the laziest way to support the
> > show-wo-wo. Long live the TMOS show!
>
> If that completely made up story were true, it
> would be an ABC violation. See #4 up the page,
> or:
>
> 4. Selling two or more drinks for one price, such
> as "two for one" or "three for one"
>
> http://law.lis.virginia.gov/admincode/title3/agenc
> y5/chapter50/section160/


Much like your my weiner in your mom's mouth you shouldn't ask so I don't have to tell.

Why would I ask about your completely made up story? And if you have your dick in my mom's mouth, look out for the worms, like I do with Fuckwaddle's dead whore mother.

Keep those parody posts coming!

MikeWillEatAnything Wrote:
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> His Uber was out front.


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