250...Semper Fat...

peekza Wrote:
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> At the very least, you could cut his mic like the
> one person still working in radio suggested...
> Time has proven Donnie G right... Mike is too lazy
> and RobB(igot) is ratings kryptonite... The show
> was rated much higher on iTunes before Robb's
> constant interruptions became a daily
> occurrence...

How does Mike justify/explain their huge fall in the rankings on iTunes and the steady decrease in downloads?

How does Mike explain it Wrote:
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> peekza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > At the very least, you could cut his mic like
> the
> > one person still working in radio suggested...
> > Time has proven Donnie G right... Mike is too
> lazy
> > and RobB(igot) is ratings kryptonite... The
> show
> > was rated much higher on iTunes before Robb's
> > constant interruptions became a daily
> > occurrence...
>
> How does Mike justify/explain their huge fall in
> the rankings on iTunes and the steady decrease in
> downloads?


By saying "(albeit slowly)" after saying he is gaining listeners?



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/30/2013 04:12PM by peekza.

What's the deal with Mike's "bad" Achilles? I thought his "bad knee" was the problem? Or is he just one of those people who always has some kind of medical ailment to explain away the fact that he is fat and lazy?

How does Mike explain it Wrote:
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> peekza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
>
> How does Mike justify/explain their huge fall in
> the rankings on iTunes and the steady decrease in
> downloads?


Bad Achilles?

LFF explains why he had to postpone starting Weight Not. I left out Blobb and Oscar's Fat Bastard from Austin Powers references. "Was she afraid you would eat the baby?"

"Do you remember when I said I was starting the Weight Not program last week, and then my wife came to me and said 'You have a brand new baby who is here for the first week, you are not going to be starting your brand new program'. Technically I star- you know how that goes. You know, I'm going tell people that this is my feeling on the healthy start part of the program."

"You can really look forward to the fact that you are going to drop the weight, and it's going to work, I've been there with this, I've talked about it for months and months and months."

Translation: I've compulsively consumed alcohol and food for months and months and months...

"I really enjoy getting started on this, because you immediately start to feel the body cleaning up."

How do you delay "easing" into a diet?

Someone must have given LFF a shot of sodium pentothal before the show. He admits to not being on the diet, and then confirms what everyone already knows:

"I'm not a smart man, I went to American University."

To be fair...He couldn't even get into AU out of HS...Had to transfer in from Marist...

peekza Wrote:
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> How do you delay "easing" into a diet?

By eating, of course.

Food is the answer.

To every question.

I imagine Mike's mood swings are in full effect/exacerbated when he's doing weightnot, and Carla is just keeping him off it for her own sanity.

Mike restarted the weightnot program, and began to eat and drink uncontrollably.

Having eased into the Weight Not program, Mike then began to eat and drink uncontrolably.

I don't know why WeightNot is using O'Meara as their spokesman. He has failed every single time he has been on the program. What is this, his seventh time on the program? Can you imagine if he was one of the people who had to pay the thousands to do the program? Makes me think the whole thing is a big scam. Even Spewak and R.J. haven't kept the weight off.

ted hardy Wrote:
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> I imagine Mike's mood swings are in full
> effect/exacerbated when he's doing weightnot, and
> Carla is just keeping him off it for her own
> sanity.
>
> Mike restarted the weightnot program, and began to
> eat and drink uncontrollably.


Damnit you beat me!

They should have RJ do the news.

THAT would be funny!

This is Mike. Just kidding, this is a mole associated with the show. I just wanted to let you guys know that you are fighting the good fight and in no way overestimate your own importance. When the members of the show write on here pretending to be somebody else, you always have the uncanny ability to spot them and call them out. In fact, you manage to do so every time somebody compliments or defends the show.

Sincerely,

Robb

Hard To Say Wrote:
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> Four Hour Club Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > abc Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I like how Mike not only corroborates a
> > listener
> > > on here seeing him drinking at Jimmy's over
> the
> > > weekend, but adds in the fact he walked home
> at
> > > almost 5am.
> > >
> > > Great daddy
> >
> >
> > Not that it makes much difference, but he was
> > drinking with Jimmy in Manassas, not at Jimmy's
> in
> > Herndon. So that listener is still making it
> up.
>
> For all we know, they started at Jimmy's and went
> from there. It would hardly be the first time.

Listener wrote last week he saw LFF at Jimmy's the first weekend of his son's life. LFF related this week that he went out drinking with Jimmy the second weekend of his son's life. Hard to keep up I know.

Also, Jimmie's is in Manassas.

*Jimmy's

memory lane Wrote:
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> Anyone have that quote from Mike where, earlier
> this year, he swore off drinking until Labor Day
> 2013?

I do believe it was day after Memorial Day but you'll have to do the heavy lifting. I got you most of the way there.

LFF's version of it's 5 o'clock somewhere....

intractable issue Wrote:
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> Also, Jimmie's is in Manassas.

Sorry, whomever you are, guess I will have to register so you don't post erroneous stuff using my moniker referencing LFF's biggest problem.

It's sad that Blobbbb and co. have resorted to this. Maybe sober up and fix the show? Oh wait...

Binge Wrote:
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> I don't know why WeightNot is using O'Meara as
> their spokesman. He has failed every single time
> he has been on the program. What is this, his
> seventh time on the program? Can you imagine if
> he was one of the people who had to pay the
> thousands to do the program? Makes me think the
> whole thing is a big scam.

Ding Ding Ding!

Dude, f*ck off, it's obvious he didn't post that last part either.

Binge Wrote:
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> I don't know why WeightNot is using O'Meara as
> their spokesman. He has failed every single time
> he has been on the program. What is this, his
> seventh time on the program? Can you imagine if
> he was one of the people who had to pay the
> thousands to do the program? Makes me think the
> whole thing is a big scam. Even Spewak and R.J.
> haven't kept the weight off.


You answered your own question...Of course it's a scam...

I'm Not Trolling Wrote:
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> This is Mike. Just kidding, this is a mole
> associated with the show. I just wanted to let you
> guys know that you are fighting the good fight and
> in no way overestimate your own importance. When
> the members of the show write on here pretending
> to be somebody else, you always have the uncanny
> ability to spot them and call them out. In fact,
> you manage to do so every time somebody
> compliments or defends the show.
>
> Sincerely,
>
> Robb

Nobody here thinks they're important...We just gather in an uncensored forum to discuss how shitty the show we used to like has gotten...That's why this thread lives...

Four Hour Club Wrote:
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> LFF explains why he had to postpone starting
> Weight Not. I left out Blobb and Oscar's Fat
> Bastard from Austin Powers references. "Was she
> afraid you would eat the baby?"
>
> "Do you remember when I said I was starting the
> Weight Not program last week, and then my wife
> came to me and said 'You have a brand new baby who
> is here for the first week, you are not going to
> be starting your brand new program'. Technically I
> star- you know how that goes. You know, I'm going
> tell people that this is my feeling on the healthy
> start part of the program."
>
> "You can really look forward to the fact that you
> are going to drop the weight, and it's going to
> work, I've been there with this, I've talked about
> it for months and months and months."
>
> Translation: I've compulsively consumed alcohol
> and food for months and months and months...
>
> "I really enjoy getting started on this, because
> you immediately start to feel the body cleaning
> up."


You have a new baby so don't go on a diet, but it's OK if you go out and get drunk instead.

WTF?

peekza Wrote:
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> I'm Not Trolling Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > This is Mike. Just kidding, this is a mole
> > associated with the show. I just wanted to let
> you
> > guys know that you are fighting the good fight
> and
> > in no way overestimate your own importance.
> When
> > the members of the show write on here
> pretending
> > to be somebody else, you always have the
> uncanny
> > ability to spot them and call them out. In
> fact,
> > you manage to do so every time somebody
> > compliments or defends the show.
> >
> > Sincerely,
> >
> > Robb
>
> Nobody here thinks they're important...We just
> gather in an uncensored forum to discuss how
> shitty the show we used to like has
> gotten...That's why this thread lives...

Why is this so hard of O'Mearatards to understand?

Ding Ding Ding! Wrote:
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> peekza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I'm Not Trolling Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > This is Mike. Just kidding, this is a mole
> > > associated with the show. I just wanted to
> let
> > you
> > > guys know that you are fighting the good
> fight
> > and
> > > in no way overestimate your own importance.
> > When
> > > the members of the show write on here
> > pretending
> > > to be somebody else, you always have the
> > uncanny
> > > ability to spot them and call them out. In
> > fact,
> > > you manage to do so every time somebody
> > > compliments or defends the show.
> > >
> > > Sincerely,
> > >
> > > Robb
> >
> > Nobody here thinks they're important...We just
> > gather in an uncensored forum to discuss how
> > shitty the show we used to like has
> > gotten...That's why this thread lives...
>
> Why is this so hard of O'Mearatards to understand?

Some people don't want the truth...Can't handle the truth...But that's not going to pull us off this wall...

Ding Ding Ding! Wrote:
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> peekza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I'm Not Trolling Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > This is Mike. Just kidding, this is a mole
> > > associated with the show. I just wanted to
> let
> > you
> > > guys know that you are fighting the good
> fight
> > and
> > > in no way overestimate your own importance.
> > When
> > > the members of the show write on here
> > pretending
> > > to be somebody else, you always have the
> > uncanny
> > > ability to spot them and call them out. In
> > fact,
> > > you manage to do so every time somebody
> > > compliments or defends the show.
> > >
> > > Sincerely,
> > >
> > > Robb
> >
> > Nobody here thinks they're important...We just
> > gather in an uncensored forum to discuss how
> > shitty the show we used to like has
> > gotten...That's why this thread lives...
>
> Why is this so hard of O'Mearatards to understand?

Dude, whoever you are stop posting using other people's names. Sorry your beloved Fatass has let you down but get a life.

My Favorite Thing is people posting in this thread to run down people posting in this thread

it's too funny

It sounds like Weight Not is a total waste of money. I can't believe they have these fat asses push it for them. Talk about irony. If you want to loose weight, it's really not that hard. All you have to do is quit drinking and eating shit from McDonalds. It's the gigantic salt intake from processed food that will get you. Eat real food instead. You won't lose it in 3 weeks, but what you lose will be permanent. If you still need to get high, switch to weed or pills from you doctor - he's the biggest pusher in town. Easy to get. If you actually get healthy you will find that your need to get high goes away.

All simple.

Entertainment Wrote:
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> My Favorite Thing is people posting in this thread
> to run down people posting in this thread
>
> it's too funny

I guess it's better than listening to LFF...

- This Weightnot thing is the HEIGHT OF COMEDY!

- Based on the callers and featured fans of the show, the TMOS fanbase did appear to have a lot of earnest, generally nice folks in it. Could the (alleged?) ratings/downloads decrease be tied to nice folks getting tired of the repeated s***** behavior towards others?

intractable issue Wrote:
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> Also, Jimmie's is in Manassas.


You are as ignorant as your mother is ugly.

That wasn't me, it was the troll.

intractable issue Wrote:
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> That wasn't me, it was the troll.


register or forever hold your peace...

intractable issue Wrote:
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> That wasn't me, it was the troll.


That's awfully convenient...

Goddamn troll, at least Mike is sober enough to type.

peekza Wrote:
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> intractable issue Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > That wasn't me, it was the troll.
>
>
> register or forever hold your peace...

Done and done.

Why do I continue to listen to this show? My god, it is horrible now. I used to love it. It slowly started going downhill, until one day I thought, "wow this show has been crap for a while".

It seems like maybe complacency? The stories used to be solid, interesting, and funny. Now there is nothing because these guys don't do anything interesting in their lives. Oohhh Mike took out the garbage and went to Costco? Who the fuck cares - we ALL do that stuff.

WORK HARDER. Your show can be good again if you recognize and correct the flaws. Come on Mike, updating servers and re-arranging the furniture isn't going to solve the fundamental problems with the show. FIX THE CONTENT, then you can worry about your seating arrangements.

Nailed it.

enzo Wrote:
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> It sounds like Weight Not is a total waste of
> money. I can't believe they have these fat asses
> push it for them. Talk about irony. If you want
> to loose weight, it's really not that hard. All
> you have to do is quit drinking and eating shit
> from McDonalds. It's the gigantic salt intake
> from processed food that will get you. Eat real
> food instead. You won't lose it in 3 weeks, but
> what you lose will be permanent. If you still
> need to get high, switch to weed or pills from you
> doctor - he's the biggest pusher in town. Easy to
> get. If you actually get healthy you will find
> that your need to get high goes away.
>
> All simple.

westcoastfan Wrote:
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> FIX THE CONTENT, then you can worry
> about your seating arrangements.


+1

I think at the very least Mike O'Meara and Robb Spewak need to be honest with their listening audience about this part of WeightNot's history.
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Don't hold your breath (albeit slowly).

They can't even be honest with themselves.

intractable issue Wrote:
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> That wasn't me, it was the troll.

Hi Mike, and thanks for registering.

Weight Not could care less if MOM is a suitcase-throwing manatee or that Robb dances in his basement while wearing his Nazi memorabilia while listening to The Sound of Music. This is yet another AFFILIATE program. It costs Weight Not nothing to have these idiots sell their product.

Weight Loss Affiliate Program
Want to market the world’s leading Weight Loss Program, look no further! We offer the highest payout, an incredible 50% on revenue, an additional 5% for any Webmaster you refer to us, plus an unheard of 50% on all reorders; when a sale comes in with your affiliate code the customer now belongs to you in our database.

No other program can compete with our exclusive tracking capabilities and honest payout system. Whenever your customer comes back to any of our sites you will get full credit for the sale. No need to worry about your commission checks, they are sent out twice a month, the 1st and the 16th with no minimums. Unlike most affiliate programs, we track Phone and Mail orders, and you’ll keep your commission even if a product is returned!

Generate extra income on your Website by using your advertising space and promoting the world’s leading Weight Loss Products. Your success is our goal! We help you every step of the way by providing you with the highest converting Weigh Loss product sites and state of the art marketing material for your Affiliates. You can make use of real time statistics and post back reporting to help you keep track of your success. As a Weight Loss Affiliate you can customize your own store on your own domain and use it to advertise the Weight Loss Products, or you can link to one of our sites and we will provide customized exits to ease the site transition for your customers.

Do you already generate 5 or more sales a day for another affiliate program? We offer incentives for super affiliates, including negotiable special commissions and payout structure. To ensure our Affiliate’s success we have created a Campaign Management System to keep track of their advertising efforts, as well as a highly responsive Webmaster Support Team.

Wow, it's actually quite a reflection on the show that the bulk of "advertisers" are actually just affiliate programs.

Rifle Lawson Wrote:
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> Weight Not could care less if MOM is a
> suitcase-throwing manatee or that Robb dances in
> his basement while wearing his Nazi memorabilia
> while listening to The Sound of Music. This is yet
> another AFFILIATE program. It costs Weight Not
> nothing to have these idiots sell their product.
>
> Weight Loss Affiliate Program
> Want to market the world’s leading Weight Loss
> Program, look no further! We offer the highest
> payout, an incredible 50% on revenue, an
> additional 5% for any Webmaster you refer to us,
> plus an unheard of 50% on all reorders; when a
> sale comes in with your affiliate code the
> customer now belongs to you in our database.
>
> No other program can compete with our exclusive
> tracking capabilities and honest payout system.
> Whenever your customer comes back to any of our
> sites you will get full credit for the sale. No
> need to worry about your commission checks, they
> are sent out twice a month, the 1st and the 16th
> with no minimums. Unlike most affiliate programs,
> we track Phone and Mail orders, and you’ll keep
> your commission even if a product is returned!
>
> Generate extra income on your Website by using
> your advertising space and promoting the world’s
> leading Weight Loss Products. Your success is our
> goal! We help you every step of the way by
> providing you with the highest converting Weigh
> Loss product sites and state of the art marketing
> material for your Affiliates. You can make use of
> real time statistics and post back reporting to
> help you keep track of your success. As a Weight
> Loss Affiliate you can customize your own store on
> your own domain and use it to advertise the Weight
> Loss Products, or you can link to one of our sites
> and we will provide customized exits to ease the
> site transition for your customers.
>
> Do you already generate 5 or more sales a day for
> another affiliate program? We offer incentives for
> super affiliates, including negotiable special
> commissions and payout structure. To ensure our
> Affiliate’s success we have created a Campaign
> Management System to keep track of their
> advertising efforts, as well as a highly
> responsive Webmaster Support Team.

Yeah, deposed Nigerian Princes needing $ to get to the States think Weight-Not sounds a little fishy...

Mike,

Can you please make an effort to temper the use of the word "incidentally" from your vocabulary? You say it about every three-five minutes and it gets annoying, kind of like when people say "you know" or "whatnot." I know you are familiar with those two examples because I've heard you criticize others for using them as verbal crutches in the past.

If you need specific clarification, just listen to TMOS #864. You drop "incidentally" into your dialogue four times within the first 20 minutes, even when in character in the opening vignette. Thanks in advance.

Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> Wow, it's actually quite a reflection on the show
> that the bulk of "advertisers" are actually just
> affiliate programs.

And their local advertisers are people they scammed into giving them free things (the guy who made their table, the people who did the signs for the living room, etc.) OR their friends like Todd.

They can't get ONE legitimate, real advertiser to pay them $$. Is it because their downloads are so far into the toilet or because potential advertisers actually LISTEN to an episode and say, "Wait, who is Jack Cassidy?"

They're basically no better than Internet Radio Tommy, yet they don't realize it...

peekza Wrote:

> Yeah, deposed Nigerian Princes needing $ to get to
> the States think Weight-Not sounds a little
> fishy...

Until they see the results of satisfied customers like Mike and Robb and see they can return to their former overweight and hence prosperous African royalty appearance at mere pennies a day.

Live TMOS in November on the East Coast. I'll bet a million bucks that none of you Internet cowboys have the balls to show up in person to call Mike out on his BS!

Local Advertisers Wrote:
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> Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Wow, it's actually quite a reflection on the
> show
> > that the bulk of "advertisers" are actually
> just
> > affiliate programs.
>
> And their local advertisers are people they
> scammed into giving them free things (the guy who
> made their table, the people who did the signs for
> the living room, etc.) OR their friends like
> Todd.
>
> They can't get ONE legitimate, real advertiser to
> pay them $$. Is it because their downloads are so
> far into the toilet or because potential
> advertisers actually LISTEN to an episode and say,
> "Wait, who is Jack Cassidy?"
>
> They're basically no better than Internet Radio
> Tommy, yet they don't realize it...

who the hell would advertise on some two bit podcast?
you're going to reach just as many people buying a 30 second spot during the overnight shift of a college AM station

any why would anyone pick up syndication? you can spend less on some college dropout to spin records for 5 hours a day and have complete control over what you have

I sure hope little mikey doesnt want to go to college
unless LFF has a really good life insurance plan

This is Mike checking in. I hate you guys.

Coortfgjjvc Wrote:
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> Live TMOS in November on the East Coast. I'll bet
> a million bucks that none of you Internet cowboys
> have the balls to show up in person to call Mike
> out on his BS!

Which part of his body would collapse as he attacked, his achilles, his knee, his heart, or his liver?

Let's put some clues together:

1. If they REALLY were willing to work hard to promote this fucking Titanic of a podcast, why does it take until NOVEMBER for a live show? Maybe because they're lazy? Maybe because they're going to need four months to pump it up to draw a crowd?
2. I can promise you that if Mike O'Meara and his little band of nitwits were putting on the failcast in my back yard, I wouldn't bother to look out the window.
3. By attending the live show, it could be argued that I'm supporting the failcast, even if only by buying a beer in a bar that allows them to perform (?) there. I'm not going to have that on my conscience.

So go fuck yourself.

Coortfgjjvc Wrote:
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> Live TMOS in November on the East Coast. I'll bet
> a million bucks that none of you Internet cowboys
> have the balls to show up in person to call Mike
> out on his BS!

Typical o'meara-turd

He won't even allow a question on his web site, how many bouncers do you think he would unleash on a heckler?

Perhaps you could take his balls off your chin long enough to ask him why he refuses to provide any avenues for feedback from his paying fans?

I was a goodest VIP member from day one and all I ever got was a shit email from the ass-lick boy who lives in his mom's basement so fuck them and fuck you.

Did I mention fuck you? Just in case I forgot, fuck you.

Hao's that search for the "real names" going, btw?

This stuff sure does look and sound like snake oil. Is Mike so stupid and short-sighted that he doesn't get what is going to happen by promoting this stuff? The people who pay $2000 for it and don't lose the weight long term are going to hate the hell out of Mike and the rest of the gang. The other "advertisers" are going to be pissed that they are paying Mike money and not an affiliate and they are also going to be pissed that their products reputation is soured by all this. The rest of his small fan base is going to be pissed at him for screwing over people for a couple of bucks.

Don't mislead people Mike and don't screw over your fans, it isn't worth it long term.
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listening to a show from last week with robb talking about "vinyl". wow, what an insufferable ass.

Rifle Lawson Wrote:
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> Weight Not could care less if MOM is a
> suitcase-throwing manatee or that Robb dances in
> his basement while wearing his Nazi memorabilia
> while listening to The Sound of Music...

If one were to propose the question: "What is The Blobb?" That would be the answer. Well done, sir. Well done.

Coortfgjjvc Wrote:
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> Live TMOS in November on the East Coast. I'll bet
> a million bucks that none of you Internet cowboys
> have the balls to show up in person to call Mike
> out on his BS!

Internet cowboys? The only fight Mike has ever talked about was started by him because someone rightly called him "Fatass" and he blamed the fact that he fell down and got a boo boo on his knee on his cowboy boots. So, as a wise man once said, fuck you.

I would have loved to have been there when Mike collapsed (with all that weight landing on squarely on his knee) during that fight. I would have laughed, and laughed, and laughed!

Coortfgjjvc Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Live TMOS in November on the East Coast. I'll bet
> a million bucks that none of you Internet cowboys
> have the balls to show up in person to call Mike
> out on his BS!


Leave me a ticket at will-call...I'm not giving them a cent...Mike will just invest it in the Slot Market...

wat Wrote:
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> Local Advertisers Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Wow, it's actually quite a reflection on the
> > show
> > > that the bulk of "advertisers" are actually
> > just
> > > affiliate programs.
> >
> > And their local advertisers are people they
> > scammed into giving them free things (the guy
> who
> > made their table, the people who did the signs
> for
> > the living room, etc.) OR their friends like
> > Todd.
> >
> > They can't get ONE legitimate, real advertiser
> to
> > pay them $$. Is it because their downloads are
> so
> > far into the toilet or because potential
> > advertisers actually LISTEN to an episode and
> say,
> > "Wait, who is Jack Cassidy?"
> >
> > They're basically no better than Internet Radio
> > Tommy, yet they don't realize it...
>
> who the hell would advertise on some two bit
> podcast?
> you're going to reach just as many people buying a
> 30 second spot during the overnight shift of a
> college AM station
>
> any why would anyone pick up syndication? you can
> spend less on some college dropout to spin records
> for 5 hours a day and have complete control over
> what you have
>
> I sure hope little mikey doesnt want to go to
> college
> unless LFF has a really good life insurance plan


Why do you think Carla doesn't want Mike to lose weight or stop drinking... You know she was dancing when he hadn't come yet at 4:30 am...

I am very amused that LFF and his hyenas check in here every day.

This is how I picture Mike really hurting his knee being the total badass that he is. Now I know why he needs to buy sketchers - for the traction.

http://youtu.be/kK2uRDX8SYQ

I love the fact that O'Meara reads this stuff. He abides and I take comfort in that. None of us are here by choice, we were driven here. We all loved some incarnation of the show at some point but we all feel shit on now. So go ahead O'Meara, keep reading, keep picking this bloody scab even though it injures your inflated and fragile ego. Just remember the refusal to acknowledge your most loyal fans is the thing that created and maintaines this site. Sure the comments get a little randy from time to time but hey, it's poetic license. Sometimes the absurd is necessary to make a point. And to the posters on this site, yous some funny mfers!

Rifle Lawson Wrote:
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> Weight Not could care less if MOM is a
> suitcase-throwing manatee or that Robb dances in
> his basement while wearing his Nazi memorabilia
> while listening to The Sound of Music. This is yet
> another AFFILIATE program. It costs Weight Not
> nothing to have these idiots sell their product.
>
> blah, blah, blah,
>
> Do you already generate 5 or more sales a day for
> another affiliate program? We offer incentives for
> super affiliates, including negotiable special
> commissions and payout structure. To ensure our
> Affiliate’s success we have created a Campaign
> Management System to keep track of their
> advertising efforts, as well as a highly
> responsive Webmaster Support Team.

I'm sorry. I can't bring myself to buy anything from a guy named rifle....well maybe an actual rifle. I will give you credit for your spot on description of this particular affiliate, though, so you have that going for you.

Coortfgjjvc Wrote:
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> Live TMOS in November on the East Coast. I'll bet
> a million bucks that none of you Internet cowboys
> have the balls to show up in person to call Mike
> out on his BS!


I have, however, considered making up a Fairfax Underground t-shirt to wear to Jimmy's in Herndon in the hopes that LFF is there that night.

It's too much bother though and I'd have to get there too damn early to encounter a Mike who is sober enough to read it.

Oh, and good to have you back peekza.

AndromedaGal Wrote:
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>
> I have, however, considered making up a Fairfax
> Underground t-shirt to wear to Jimmy's in Herndon
> in the hopes that LFF is there that night.
>
> It's too much bother though and I'd have to get
> there too damn early to encounter a Mike who is
> sober enough to read it.

Now THAT is a good idea! Better yet, wrap up an XXXL and leave it with the bartender for LFF. He can't resist free swag. I'd want to see him open it, though.....

Whether LFF spent the night of his son's birth drinking all night with Jimmy,or spent the whole night drinking a week or two after his son's birth, both situations still amount to LFF being a grade A piece of shit. It's worse when he admits to one instance and pats himself on the back for his asshole behavior.

AndromedaGal Wrote:
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> Coortfgjjvc Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Live TMOS in November on the East Coast. I'll
> bet
> > a million bucks that none of you Internet
> cowboys
> > have the balls to show up in person to call
> Mike
> > out on his BS!
>
>
> I have, however, considered making up a Fairfax
> Underground t-shirt to wear to Jimmy's in Herndon
> in the hopes that LFF is there that night.
>
> It's too much bother though and I'd have to get
> there too damn early to encounter a Mike who is
> sober enough to read it.

E-mail Ronnic, he can hook you up with a sweet T

AndromedaGal Wrote:
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> Oh, and good to have you back peekza.

Good to be back AG...

Meanwhile Buzz, upon hearing of a road trip and realizing he won't be there for it, begins to weep with joy.

About WeightNot:

I am sure that any company that defaults on almost $4 MILLION DOLLARS and tells the Government they can take their $2 MILLION DOLLARS IN UNPAID BACK TAXES and shove it will treat you with nothing but honesty and the highest integrity. I mean, all that money that they are trying to keep from the Government must for those high quality mixer balls.

All kidding aside, I personally would never do business with any company or persons who owe/owes the Government over $2 million in unpaid taxes and is unresponsive to the Better Business Bureau. If they aren't afraid to screw over the I.R.S. or the B.B.B chance are good they aren't afraid to screw you over as well. Just my opinion, but I wouldn't mess with them.

Oh, and you can find Blender Balls and Bottles on Amazon starting in the $2-6 range.
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Oh The Humanity Wrote:
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> AndromedaGal Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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> >
> > I have, however, considered making up a Fairfax
> > Underground t-shirt to wear to Jimmy's in
> Herndon
> > in the hopes that LFF is there that night.
> >
> > It's too much bother though and I'd have to get
> > there too damn early to encounter a Mike who is
> > sober enough to read it.
>
> Now THAT is a good idea! Better yet, wrap up an
> XXXL and leave it with the bartender for LFF. He
> can't resist free swag. I'd want to see him open
> it, though.....


XXXL? Are you optimistic that Weight Not will work for him this time?

LFF goes from "easing into the program" on Monday, to explaining why he was forced to put it off a week on Tuesday, to today being back on Weight Not. But don't expect any status updates, because what sponsor would want to be able to point to their product being effective.


July 16:
"In the coming weeks, ladies and gentlemen, I want you to follow along with me as I begin the Weight Not program. I'm tremendously excited."
"Starting this coming Monday you will be hearing my updates, I'll give you weekly updates to let you know how I'm doing on the Weight Not program."


Today:
"This is a very rigid part of the program."
"I did wait a week, which I wasn't going to do, originally I was going to start it the first week the baby was born, I'm doing it this week and I feel great."
"The supplements get your energy up high."
"I'm very very excited to be, uhh, you know sharing with you my progress with you. Not going to be weekly weigh ins, don't believe in that. I really think that what I want to do is I wanna just get back to getting on the stick. Now that the pregnancy is over and the baby's been born, it is time, and I do have an infant to think about."

None of Mike's "jokes" are as funny as his reaction to a Vine Video on today's TMOS, #865:

"This is not edited. This is... she says it three times, right?"

Oscar and Robb have to explain it to him. "It's a loop." "No no, it repeats because it's on Vine."

Mike: "Okay, so she only does it one time."

Check it out yourself at 1:14:14.

Ahh yes...
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I finally listened again this week after taking three months off and I have a question. When did Mike O'Meara start using an AWFUL prep service for the news? He also does an awful job of reading what he's printed out. Does he even pre-read? Also, what's up with the horrible kickers? He actually takes credit for them? Ugh, what a mess this show has become... SO UNFUNNY.

Horseradish Wrote:
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> TMOS #864: Mike thinks that "precocious" means
> "gregarious".

"precocious," "imbroglio"... words are hard. But not if, like Mike, you don't know you don't know what they mean.

Prep Service? Wrote:
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> I finally listened again this week after taking
> three months off and I have a question. When did
> Mike O'Meara start using an AWFUL prep service for
> the news? He also does an awful job of reading
> what he's printed out. Does he even pre-read?
> Also, what's up with the horrible kickers? He
> actually takes credit for them? Ugh, what a mess
> this show has become... SO UNFUNNY.


lol. Pre-read? That's funny.

He doesn't pre- anything for this half-assed show.

Someone should tell Mike that the more time he loses weight temporarily on a fad diet, the worse it is for his body in the long run, and the harder it will be next time. But of course he won't want to hear that, being Mr. Instant Gratification.

Future? Ha, what's that? The future is his next drink!

Prep Service? Wrote:
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> I finally listened again this week after taking
> three months off and I have a question. When did
> Mike O'Meara start using an AWFUL prep service for
> the news? He also does an awful job of reading
> what he's printed out. Does he even pre-read?
> Also, what's up with the horrible kickers? He
> actually takes credit for them? Ugh, what a mess
> this show has become... SO UNFUNNY.


He doesn't pre-read because he wants a fresh, organic response to the material...That or he's lazy as fuck and thinks that trying to mumble ahead is entertaining...

Only RJ could save this show.

frito feet Wrote:
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> Someone should tell Mike that the more time he
> loses weight temporarily on a fad diet, the worse
> it is for his body in the long run, and the harder
> it will be next time. But of course he won't want
> to hear that, being Mr. Instant Gratification.
>
> Future? Ha, what's that? The future is his next
> drink!


Rest easy, cowboy. There's no danger of Fat Drunk Baby losing any weight. There's also no danger of getting any weekly updates, which he has already promised will not address weight lost.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS CARLA THINKING?

It really is a testament to LFF's ego that he thinks employers would fire employees over expressing an opinion about a has-been. I can only imagine how many people have lost their jobs because they tweeted that Burt Ward sucked as Robin. He does realize no employer outside of Oncor and Jimmy's Tavern knows who the hell he is, right?

Intractable Insobriety Wrote:
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> Horseradish Wrote:
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> > TMOS #864: Mike thinks that "precocious" means
> > "gregarious".
>
> "precocious," "imbroglio"... words are hard. But
> not if, like Mike, you don't know you don't know
> what they mean.

Ironic for a mom to describe her son as "precocious" and not know what it means. Regardless that interview of the intern's mom sure was riveting audio...

It was amazing entertainment.

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.



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1. Mike (allegedly) trying to get people in trouble at work is so silly. That was a very dumb part of Don & Mike - they would go into big vague threat mode against callers like a middle school principal. The history of similar actions is persuasive.

2. I doubt the regular show comments would get anyone in trouble. Some of this family stuff wouldn't look good in a printout, though

Somebody stole my Fan since 1997 moniker. What did I do to you?

Maybe she meant precocious as in he started wanking in class in 2nd grade.


enzo Wrote:
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> Only RJ could save this show.

'The Return of RJ' lol that'd be awesome I'd pay to see him piss off Mike again.

Fan since September 1997 Wrote:
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> 1. Mike (allegedly) trying to get people in
> trouble at work is so silly. That was a very dumb
> part of Don & Mike - they would go into big vague
> threat mode against callers like a middle school
> principal. The history of similar actions is
> persuasive.
>
> 2. I doubt the regular show comments would get
> anyone in trouble. Some of this family stuff
> wouldn't look good in a printout, though
>
> Somebody stole my Fan since 1997 moniker. What did
> I do to you?

I made a conscious decision long ago not to give a rat's ass about my name on FXU. Anybody wanna use it? Take it. I'll use another name. I bet I've had to replace my name ten times over the years, because people think they're sticking it to you when they register a board name. The trick is not to give a damn.

FDB Wrote:
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> Intractable Insobriety Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Horseradish Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > TMOS #864: Mike thinks that "precocious"
> means
> > > "gregarious".
> >
> > "precocious," "imbroglio"... words are hard.
> But
> > not if, like Mike, you don't know you don't
> know
> > what they mean.
>
> Ironic for a mom to describe her son as
> "precocious" and not know what it means.
> Regardless that interview of the intern's mom sure
> was riveting audio...


Are you telling me that I missed an interview with the mother of Pony Boy or whoever he is? Ah man.

Yes, I would pay to hear RJ come back and put down Mike on a regular basis.

Fan since September 1997 Wrote:
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> 1. Mike (allegedly) trying to get people in
> trouble at work is so silly. That was a very dumb
> part of Don & Mike - they would go into big vague
> threat mode against callers like a middle school
> principal. The history of similar actions is
> persuasive.
>
> 2. I doubt the regular show comments would get
> anyone in trouble. Some of this family stuff
> wouldn't look good in a printout, though
>
> Somebody stole my Fan since 1997 moniker. What did
> I do to you?

It's your own fault... You used that handle long enough to register it...

The RELM Network's 1st Live Appearance!
10 August at 20:00
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I wasn't going to register my name - what if Mike discovered my identity?

Fan since 106.7 Wrote:
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> I wasn't going to register my name - what if Mike
> discovered my identity?


He'd eat and drink uncontrollably?

Binge Wrote:
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> I don't know why WeightNot is using O'Meara as
> their spokesman. He has failed every single time
> he has been on the program. What is this, his
> seventh time on the program? Can you imagine if
> he was one of the people who had to pay the
> thousands to do the program? Makes me think the
> whole thing is a big scam. Even Spewak and R.J.
> haven't kept the weight off.


Because Weightnot is a total sham of a product. Other than being mind blowingly unhealthy, it creates a totally unsustainable diet and everyone on it will bounce back to their previous ways and gain it all back.

So, as a total sham of a product, they don't have their free choice of spokesman. they chose a total sham of a DJ.

Congrats on the milestone, FFXUers!!