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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: wally pip jr. ()
Date: November 27, 2012 03:44AM

Did they really go to haiti or to a clinic for in vitro?

is lff definitely the father or perhaps the younger metrosexual in the room contributed since lff has low testosterone

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mike O'Meara ()
Date: November 27, 2012 07:16AM

190 pages all about me, yeh! I unhing my jaw, I mean I literally unhing my jaw everytime I visit here, swear to God.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: walleyed pip jr. ()
Date: November 27, 2012 08:31AM

Come on O'Mirror admit it you went to dominican republic clinic instead of haiti for a cheap in vitro fertiliztion of carlata


tony randall would be so proud. of course, he died cause he was old an his immune system wasn't like that of a youth and he caught a series of colds from his kids which led to pneumonia and his death

good luck with that

say what happened with jimmy from herndon? something happened on the scoot trip between you or as you are wont to do you have tired of him and no longer useful to you and you dropped him like a rock

menawhile rj sits in his cubicle in tampa

cheers asshole

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: DwokkaDwokka ()
Date: November 27, 2012 08:40AM

Mike O'Meara Wrote:
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> 190 pages all about me, yeh! I unhing my jaw, I
> mean I literally unhing my jaw everytime I visit
> here, swear to God.

Congrats on the baby! Any news on who the father might be?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: November 27, 2012 12:43PM

190...Semper Fat...

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: November 27, 2012 01:01PM

Rifle Lawson Wrote:
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> And who ever said that Mike was an insensitive
> bastard? Now that "they" are pregnant, he can
> finally eat for two without feeling guilty!
> Awfully nice of him to not lose any weight while
> Carla begins to gain. He's a regular
> humanitarian.
>
> And to think...by the time the kid's out of
> diapers, Mike will nearly be ready for his own.
> But am I the only one who is frightened by what
> this might all do to Carla's "daddy" issues? Mike
> can't be Daddy and The Daddy in the same twisted
> mental landscape.
>
> They had several broadcasts recently where Mike
> talks about Carla's excessive wine drinking. A
> fetal-alcohol damaged O'Meara will be priceless.
> He stated that this was "planned" so how come the
> booze? Well, I guess we would all need to
> self-medicate in order to let Mike climb on top of
> us and press his fleshy little phallus into us.
>
> Seriously though, I do hope the kid is perfectly
> healthy....ad black.
It makes you wonder how planned it was when they went on a 30+ hour vodka fueled jaunt in Reno...a week or so ago...

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: PLanned Parenthood ()
Date: November 27, 2012 02:37PM

You gotta cut that baby out while you can, it's the only way it can be saved.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Horseradish ()
Date: November 27, 2012 04:59PM

PLanned Parenthood Wrote:
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> You gotta cut that baby out while you can, it's
> the only way it can be saved.

Nice having an authority like Congressman DesJarlais contributing to the discussion.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Common Sense ()
Date: November 27, 2012 05:02PM

Never before has Mike OfuckingMeara pissed me off so much.

I used to really like the guy, then he got this podcast and his arrogance just exploded, spraying everybody within earshot.

Now he's having a kid at the age of 53 and people are congratulating him!? This isn't a happy occasion, you retarded fucks! Nobody, and I repeat NOBODY, has thought of this kid. O'Meara is thinking about himself and Carla and that's it. When this kid is 10, Mike'll be 63. At 21, Mike'll be 74. How is that fair to the kid? And if Fuckface O'Meara keeps up his flippant lifestyle, those numbers could be lower. For all the respect Mike seems to show at human life, he sure is shitting the bed on this one. It disgusts me so much I can't even think about him or his show anymore.

Nothing angers me more then when people treat having children lightly. These are lives created, asshole. You, Mike O-fucking-Meara are creating a life. You arrogant shitbag. You're having a kid at such an old age and at such a shaky time in your life, all you're doing is robbing him of not only a father, but of any hope of a stable life.

I hope Carla likes raising a kid solo. At least after he's born, he can go to Catherine and Elizabeth to sympathize over not having a father figure around.

Go kill yourself, Mike O'meara. Go put a gun in your mouth and eat a bullet, fuckhead. This poor kid would be better off without a father then with you.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Laaaaaughing ()
Date: November 27, 2012 05:19PM

Common Sense Wrote:
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> Never before has Mike OfuckingMeara pissed me off
> so much.
>
> I used to really like the guy, then he got this
> podcast and his arrogance just exploded, spraying
> everybody within earshot.
>
> Now he's having a kid at the age of 53 and people
> are congratulating him!? This isn't a happy
> occasion, you retarded fucks! Nobody, and I repeat
> NOBODY, has thought of this kid. O'Meara is
> thinking about himself and Carla and that's it.
> When this kid is 10, Mike'll be 63. At 21, Mike'll
> be 74. How is that fair to the kid? And if
> Fuckface O'Meara keeps up his flippant lifestyle,
> those numbers could be lower. For all the respect
> Mike seems to show at human life, he sure is
> shitting the bed on this one. It disgusts me so
> much I can't even think about him or his show
> anymore.
>
>

I'm sorry; you're exaggerating.

There's NO WAY Mike's alive when this kid turns 21. LFF, 74? Please. I will donate $100 to LFF's favorite charity (that is, a liquor store) if LFF will take a blood pressure reading live on camera. People that fat, with those living habits, and his health history -- you know what they do? They die, early.

Semper fat, baby.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: felix unger ()
Date: November 27, 2012 09:33PM

Oh my,there's a new LFF in the world!


http://www.dadmag.com/tonyrandall.php

How Late Is Too Late?
Tony Randall Says Never


"When Julia was two I hurt my back and couldn't pick her up. She said, 'When your back is better, then will you be able to pick me up?' Think of the complicated grammar of that sentence-the conditional first clause, the future assured of the second. How did a two-year old formulate such a sentence? For that matter, how did she know my back would get better? When I put Jefferson to bed-he's one-I wait until I think he's asleep and then creep out. He says, 'Not yet.' Imagine that! How did he know those words, that concept of time?






http://www.celebitchy.com/8500/tony_randalls_widow_talks_about_their_50_year_age_difference_active_sex_life/

Tony Randall’s widow talks about their 50 year age difference & active sex life

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: i can't focus ()
Date: November 28, 2012 07:16AM

Seeing this pictures I feel explains why he acts the way he does today
Attachments:
rob spewak in jr. hi.jpg

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Schomscar Fantana ()
Date: November 28, 2012 08:03AM

I have no idea why Mike didn't follow the "push her down the stairs plan" when he heard Carla was pregnant.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Jame Cerrito ()
Date: November 28, 2012 09:18AM

It's sad Mike has given up on the Old Town Tavern. Robb used to love coming out and playing JOTTpardy and Mike would just drink and drink and drink. Now they go to Quench and play Quench for Knowledge and enjoy real cocktails and real food. What am I supposed to do?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: JC ()
Date: November 28, 2012 12:52PM

wow . . . monday show so i heard mike's news. ummmmm -- bizarre!

but, now we're onto robb's facebook . . . who gives a shit about his damn facebook posts and jukebox?!! robb is the worst, most boring story-teller ever!!! not to him though -- he is VERY entertained by himself -- and no one else.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: JC ()
Date: November 28, 2012 12:59PM

who in the living hell takes THIS long to tell a story about cutting your damn thumb -- this is the WORST?!!!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Unhinged Jaw ()
Date: November 28, 2012 01:07PM

"this is the WORST?!!!"

No need to question it JC, it IS the worst.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: JC ()
Date: November 28, 2012 01:17PM

my blinding rage must have affected my typing. ;-)

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Unhinged Jaw ()
Date: November 28, 2012 01:21PM

JC Wrote:
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> my blinding rage must have affected my typing.
> ;-)


No worries, how can you be expected to type straight after/while listening to one of that dickheads stories. He laughs at every sentence and it's all an inside joke to Mike and people living in 1959.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: JC ()
Date: November 28, 2012 01:33PM

i get when people ask "why do ya listen and bitch". well, i do get some enjoyment out of the show, just not robb!!! i think oscar's funny, mike's got his "quirks", but i still think he's entertaining. and, i enjoy buzz too -- robb -- not funny, wouldn't miss him a bit.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Rob(b) ()
Date: November 28, 2012 02:05PM

Hey, apple

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: GW ()
Date: November 28, 2012 02:15PM

This may be where I finally abandon the show, even for snark bait purposes.

Really don't care about hearing regular baby updates from Grampa Daddy O'Meara.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Horseradish ()
Date: November 28, 2012 02:37PM

Can someone explain to me why Mike was breathing so heavily for the first half of today's podcast?

Is he okay?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Dr. Bombay ()
Date: November 28, 2012 02:39PM

Horseradish Wrote:
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> Can someone explain to me why Mike was breathing
> so heavily for the first half of today's podcast?
>
>
> Is he okay?


Actually, no, he is not ok. He is fat, a smoker and drinks too much. He says he is in great shape, aside from the sleep apnea (HA!!!!), but he is really in a bad way now.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Doug ()
Date: November 28, 2012 02:47PM

As bad as Mike can be, he's no worse than Don Geronimo. The two of them were magic together, but the more balanced of the two was indeed Mike O'Meara. I enjoyed about 50% of Don. When he was on, he was great, but the other half was:

- A bumbling stumblefuck. For someone who would rip on others for not being able to read, Geronimo spoke as eloquently as a tard on a washing machine. He would fucking stutter and stammer, couldn't read for SHIT. Fucking spit it OUT spit throat.

- A Bully. He would shit all over others, pretending it was all "an act, my radio personality". Fuck that you gargle voiced LIAR. He wasn't that good an actor, and anyone who puts on a show like he did had to pull from some inner well. All of his "IT'S AN ACT" tirades were horse shit.

- A fucking tiring whackado who's quirks and impatience dragged that show into shitsville at times.

And I'm sorry, Freda's voice was enough to make me want to drive my car into a wall. That quavering old-lady voice was fucking horrendous to listen to, and that I listened as long as I did surprises me. Of course then he met that bubble brained idiot Janet who sounded like she had an IQ of 90.

So in closing, Geronimo is just as bad as O'Meara is, and if O'Meara wasn't such a lazy fuck, and if he kept Robb in the background and tied Wetback Santana to an outgoing train, things might improve greatly.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The Squire ()
Date: November 28, 2012 02:56PM

Don wasn't very good and is much worse now. They, like many other duos before them, have shown the individuals are not anywhere near as good as the sum of the parts. Together, the two of them were good, Radio Gods, sure. Apart, horrible.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Charlie Casserly ()
Date: November 28, 2012 03:34PM

Seriously? Don is the fucking man. Mike is a worthless hack.
Let's see, Don wasn't fired, he quit cause his wife was killed.
Don is ON the radio, Mike is in his living room.
Mike is poor, Don is not.
Don is happy, maybe you should actually listen.
Mike is a miserable fuck.
And many of the 'qualities' you apply to Don are no more, and now owned by Mike.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mike O'Meara ()
Date: November 28, 2012 03:39PM

I AM ON THE RADIO!!!! I will be on January 14th to be exact, I swear to God, literally.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Horseradish ()
Date: November 28, 2012 03:39PM

Doug Wrote:
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> but the more balanced of the two was indeed Mike O'Meara.

I might have agreed with you ten years ago. Unfortunately, we can all download both shows now and the comparison is painful.

Mike has turned into something sad and desperate.

Don seems to be a calmer, mellower version of his former self.

If Don is/was a bully, he at least has the good sense to keep it off the air.

Mike hasn't learned that lesson.

Hell, Mike hasn't learned ANY lessons.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Dennis Hof ()
Date: November 28, 2012 03:46PM

Don and Mike are just so different. This is why they each contacted me to do a contest for each of their shows. Way different people.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Vinne C ()
Date: November 28, 2012 03:47PM

Gotta agree here.

I don't hear much bullying from Don, he just seems to be having fun.

And to be honest, I never ever would describe O'Meara as "Balanced."

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Bunny Ranch ()
Date: November 28, 2012 03:49PM

Don G has had the Bunny Ranch guy on for a few years now, done many contest with him.
Had a guy send his old dad up to get laid, sent Dennis Murphy to get laid.
Seems to me like Mike was jumping on when he went to Reno and discovered he had no one of note to be on his living room play show.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: STAY ON POINT ()
Date: November 28, 2012 03:50PM

THIS THREA IS ABOUT LFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mike O'Meara ()
Date: November 28, 2012 03:53PM

Yeh, remember, I love to swim in Lake Me!!!! This thread is the land of suck.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: what the fuck is your problem ()
Date: November 28, 2012 03:55PM

I love listening to Mike's show. He's so real, so funny & caring. Why of why do you lowest common members of society trash him here on a regular basis?

what did he ever do to you, I REALLY WANT TO KNOW!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Sex Boy ()
Date: November 28, 2012 03:57PM

what the fuck is your problem Wrote:
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> I love listening to Mike's show. He's so real, so
> funny & caring. Why of why do you lowest common
> members of society trash him here on a regular
> basis?
>
> what did he ever do to you, I REALLY WANT TO KNOW!


Welcome back, Robb.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Doug ()
Date: November 28, 2012 03:59PM

So what, being ON the radio makes Don the winner? Big fucking deal.
There are a lot of people ON the radio, does that make them stars, or worth 2 cents?

And for the most part, I was speaking of Don's traits when he was half of D&M.
I've listened to Don's new show and it's boring and nothing to keep tuning in to.

Is he happy? Who gives a shit. Really, I tune in to be entertained.

And Charlie should take Don's cock out of his mouth because I wasn't defending any O'meara, past version or present. I was simply pointing out that Don isn't some fucking messiah of radio. He's as done as Mike, he's just taking longer to get there.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Hans ()
Date: November 28, 2012 04:00PM

That's a bingo

He's as done as Mike, he's just taking longer to get there.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Doug ()
Date: November 28, 2012 04:25PM

And really, Mike's biggest problem (amongst a list of many) is that he's fucking LAZY. Don's tapped out in the talent department rather early in a footrace between those two. Mike has a large arsenal at his disposal and yet he keeps saying "B-6".

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Kenneth Beatrice ()
Date: November 28, 2012 06:12PM

My 2 cents is that Donnie boy ain't bitter no more. El Mikey has so much built up rage at himself he reeks of bitterness. I liked em both like an old timey radio show from in the old day. Sometimes I listen to Donnie's streaming show and he can get on a good roll, but it ain't as provocative as it used to be. But he gets decent guests like Corolla and those are good segment, where he shines cause he's trying to keep up. So I listen if there's nothin better on. Mikey, however.That is an Amish buggy ride trying to merge on ye olde Beltway. Same old shit, every day. I agree with whomever said it is about being lazy. Don never was, and obviously still isn't. Mikey, however seems to bask in it. I agree LFF has way more talent, shit if he had any trace of working at it he could have been a real voice talent. Don is a hack jock. But he works harder than Mike, who could run circles around most talent. What a waste. But let's all be happy Mikey is going to be a father again. That's going to end well.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mike's unborn child ()
Date: November 28, 2012 06:31PM

Mommy stop drinking

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: FUCKSHITFUCK ()
Date: November 28, 2012 09:31PM

Doni made a point of saying that he went back east during the Thanksgiving break. He made a point of saying that he didnt visit "his old crew". He DID make a point of saying that the Baltimore Ravens flew him out on their plane.

I wonder if Mike flew out to Reno on the Mangrates plane.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Wrong way ()
Date: November 28, 2012 09:42PM

He went to the Redskins game, never said who's plane it was. And his comment about the old crew was a throw away, I heard it. I do wonder who flew him and his wife in on a private plane tho

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: jhopkins ()
Date: November 29, 2012 12:50AM

What did Mike do to me? He stopped being entertaining.

Did Mike and Carla have sex or was it a turkey baster job? Oh wait, that would have cost $...

I've been thinking about how much Mike makes via the podcast vs being on the radio.

Clearly his ego can't stand getting fired. I wonder if he is actually making $ off the podcast, would he cut off his nose to spite his face?

On Big O and Dukes, O was happy that somebody bought a paddleboard using their amazon link, which the thing cost around $500, so if they get 7%, that is $35.

The amazon thing can't be that big of a money maker, right?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: 36 ()
Date: November 29, 2012 01:42AM

this is a dumb thread

you girls should turn off the soap opera and learn how to knit

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: 666666666666 ()
Date: November 29, 2012 03:04AM

"this is a dumb thread

you girls should turn off the soap opera and learn how to knit"

How come on an earlier show you had a lot more hair than you do now?


whadaya care

go drink some more kool aid
your too stupid to see what an a-hole LFF is
or you enjoy being a servant to the king

but the king wears no clothes kool aid drinker

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: 36 ()
Date: November 29, 2012 03:14AM

666666666666 Wrote:
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> "this is a dumb thread

> you girls should turn off the soap opera and learn
> how to knit"

> How come on an earlier show you had a lot more
> hair than you do now?

i was younger then.

> whadaya care

i don't.

> go drink some more kool aid

add a shot of rum.

> your too stupid to see what an a-hole LFF is
> or you enjoy being a servant to the king>

i see assholes everywhere and i serve no man

> but the king wears no clothes kool aid drinker

i know that, you nimcompoop.

who is LFF?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Beth Ann ()
Date: November 29, 2012 03:35AM

So should there be a contest on how many sympathy pounds LFF gains during Carlata's preganancy?

thank you wait not!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Joe A. ()
Date: November 29, 2012 03:38AM

did the limp wristed blob(b) partake of the forbidden fruit before marriage


Matt?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Jim C. ()
Date: November 29, 2012 03:40AM

LFF tried to backdoor me( he was having a dream about thumblina) in North Dakota and frankly things have not been the same since

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Jim C. ()
Date: November 29, 2012 06:57AM

oh boy i'm joining my butt buddy lff to quench my thirst tonite

lff and blob(b) will rub my face in dat shit



No I'm not going up the effing Rockville Pike at Xmas time. I'd even have second thoughts if I was offered a gangbang by the purtiest gals at the Rockville Hooters

I think I'm really getting old

I just want to laff at something funny on the radio or intronet.
hello marc maron
and artie lange
You Tube Henny Youngman and Jackie Vernon

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Charles McMathias ()
Date: November 29, 2012 07:07AM

"He went to the Redskins game, never said who's plane it was. And his comment about the old crew was a throw away, I heard it. I do wonder who flew him and his wife in on a private plane tho"

I certainly don't see lil' danny doing something like that but maybe the guy who owns the Baltimore Ravens did. He's a gazillionaire like lil ' danny only not as big an a-hole. He is more hands off I believe than the wee one. (Unbelieveable how the sports media is in D.C. Two wins against so- so to awful teams and the dreadskins are the the fucking 1970's steelers. but just three weeks ago you all bemoaned the dreadskins as being awful.)

He's a bad influence on Maryland Athletics. The move to Big Ten is shortsighted imo
All the money they might lose in the lawsuit by ACC could put them in a bigger financial hole than Maryland says they're already in no matter what the money is from Big Ten. It can't be more than $50 million if Maryland loses the lawsuit by ACC by suddenly announcing the move.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla ()
Date: November 29, 2012 08:14AM

I just found out I'm 5 1/2 weeks pregnant according to a vaginal ultrasound. Therefore during weeks 1-3 I was taking Ambien CR 12.5mg and hydrocodone 20mg every 6hr. Also during week 2 I went to Reno for the weekend and drank 5-6 drinks per night. During weeks 4-5 I've been taking Celebrex (400mg/day) and Ambien CR 12.5mg. During week 3 I got in a huge fight with my husband and as a poor coping mechanism drank an unholy amount of Tequila and Vodka over 5 days. Oh and I have a diet coke habit of 64-96oz per day. Is my fetus already damaged? Or can taking prenatal vitamins, exercising, stopping drinking alcohol and diet coke and not taking any medications except Tylenol result in a having a healthy child? ... I just don't want to continue with a pregnancy that my husband and I weren't planning on and comes at an inconvenient time if I have damaged the fetus.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Yaz is a fag ()
Date: November 29, 2012 08:47AM

when your idiot husband wins the powerball today and announces plans to open the William LFF clinic in haiti( has lff simply forgotten about his previous charitable efforts for wounded veterans, you bet his simple one track mind he has) immediately get on jet and go to haiti and




Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang

Walla walla, bing bang

Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang

Walla walla, bing bang...

Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang

Walla walla, bing bang

Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang

Walla walla, bing bang

and see the witch doctor

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Why? ()
Date: November 29, 2012 09:37AM

If you were Mike O'Meara, with 2(?) teenage kids from a previous marriage and in your 50s, why the hell haven't you had the old "snip-snip" done yet?

I guess I shouldn't be surprised with another terrible decision. I'm amazed they make the money they do off this show, but does he really have "raise another kid" money? Plus he isn't exactly the epitome of health. Will he even make it to see this kid graduate HS? Smoking, drinking, and eating whatever you want doesn't usually equal living deep into your 70s.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Ghost of Christmas Future ()
Date: November 29, 2012 09:39AM

I see an empty chair at the O'Meara house next Christmas. It did not have to be this way....

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: DwokkaDwokka ()
Date: November 29, 2012 10:08AM

Ghost of Christmas Future Wrote:
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> I see an empty chair at the O'Meara house next
> Christmas. It did not have to be this way....


It's not an empty chair; it's an extra chair. LFF is so fat that he needs two chairs, one for each butt cheek.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: he just gives and gives ()
Date: November 29, 2012 10:09AM

In yesterdays blob(b) audio vault he has snippet about Jimi Hendrix. I notice when the blob(b) is not sure of his masters thoughts on something he'll ask LFF's opinion first and then agree with LFF like the lapdog blob(b) is
anyways blob(b) asks LFF what he thought of Jimi Hendrix and part of lff response is Hendrix was ok but he would have liked to have seen Hendrix live longer to see him grow as a musician
WTF!
and then there's the braggart lff who says he has inside info on President Clinton thru his membership at Robert Trent Jones(sorry kids its in state college for u) golf course.
LFF with a twinkle in his eye says that Clinton's one fault was he was a horn dog and he had an Achilles penis. really clinton's only problem he was horny and not a egomaniacal personality. wait who else do I know of who has an egomaniacal ego that blinds them


and finally in the news from buzz(buzz wake up buzz wake up) buzz has story about how companies would have grateful and productive employees if they got a nice xmas bonus. blob(b) chimes in about the best thing they got from WJFK for xmas was a CBS blanket. LFF blindly says how cheap CBS was and this kind of treatment is just not right. Now how much was LFF making at WJFK?

Meanwhile RJ sits in a cubicle in Tampa

Merry Christmas everybody

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Rob(b) ()
Date: November 29, 2012 11:47AM

Hey, apple

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: epitome ()
Date: November 29, 2012 01:23PM

great (great)

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: RWS3 ()
Date: November 29, 2012 01:37PM

...or something

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Horny Bob Spewak ()
Date: November 29, 2012 01:47PM

Is he wearing a licorice hat?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Burnt Pubes ()
Date: November 29, 2012 02:06PM

Remember when Mike would constantly berate Larry King for having a young kid and saying he'd be blowing spit bubbles at the graduation ceremony?

Yeah, but not Mike. It won't be that way for Mike.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Sex Boy ()
Date: November 29, 2012 02:20PM

Burnt Pubes Wrote:
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> Remember when Mike would constantly berate Larry
> King for having a young kid and saying he'd be
> blowing spit bubbles at the graduation ceremony?
>
> Yeah, but not Mike. It won't be that way for
> Mike.


Yeh, Mike will definately be dead before the kid makes it to any sort of graduation.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Rob(b) ()
Date: November 29, 2012 03:46PM

Trivia night done right at Quench! Come out to Quench for Knowledge! Fuck Jimmy Cerrito and Jimmy's Old Town Tavern and JOTTpardy, what a joke.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: DwokkaDwokka ()
Date: November 29, 2012 03:49PM

Sex Boy Wrote:
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> Burnt Pubes Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Remember when Mike would constantly berate
> Larry
> > King for having a young kid and saying he'd be
> > blowing spit bubbles at the graduation
> ceremony?
> >
> > Yeah, but not Mike. It won't be that way for
> > Mike.
>
>
> Yeh, Mike will definately be dead before the kid
> makes it to any sort of graduation.


Heck, at this pace, he won't make the kid's kindergarten graduation.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Horseradish ()
Date: November 29, 2012 04:04PM

We've all known guys like Mike. They want to get drunk, over-eat or spend money they don't have but they don't want to feel guilty afterwards. That's why they bully their friend into playing along.

That fiasco with the lottery tickets was pathetic. "Hey Buzz, take out your lighter and set fire to two twenty dollar bills! C'mon, you big pussy... DO IT!"

"I don't have health insurance to cover my new baby's prenatal care, labor and delivery but I'm never happier than when I flush 40 bucks down the crapper or buy an expensive wireless speaker 'cause you're all supporting us so well through our Amazon link!"

I'm sure the baby will be just fine, in spite of the fact that he/she was conceived by two emotionally deprived, chain-smoking alcoholics.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Backyard Tard ()
Date: November 29, 2012 04:12PM

On today's episode: Mike discovers that the health insurance he just purchased does not include any maternity care coverage for Carla.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: DwokkaDwokka ()
Date: November 29, 2012 05:56PM

Backyard Tard Wrote:
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> On today's episode: Mike discovers that the health
> insurance he just purchased does not include any
> maternity care coverage for Carla.


Oh, I so hope that's true.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Four Hour Club ()
Date: November 29, 2012 09:18PM

It's true. Maybe KKKarla should go back to working the pole at the strip club while she still can; maybe she'll get health care. What low-rent job is she working now that doesn't provide insurance? Classy to get knocked up on purpose without knowing about the health coverage situation.


DwokkaDwokka Wrote:
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> Backyard Tard Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > On today's episode: Mike discovers that the
> health
> > insurance he just purchased does not include
> any
> > maternity care coverage for Carla.
>
>
> Oh, I so hope that's true.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Whattttt ()
Date: November 30, 2012 12:26AM

I was so disappointed that Buzz handed over $40 for the lottery bit. Fuck that shit. He should have made a fist. His outside plans must have seriously cratered. "Hey Buzz, we're each going to light two twenty dollar bills on fire! You're in, right?"

Mike's method of contraception has ALWAYS been just pulling out, so in that sense the pregnancy (who're you calling Nancy?) was "planned". In the sense of "inevitable".

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: BuzzKill ()
Date: November 30, 2012 06:37AM

ALl of Buzz's plans must have fallen through. He was suppposed to be broadcasting from home more, doing his own show on "The Network", but alas, nothing. Must be back to shoveling a ton of weed in his face everyday and can't focus or get motivated to do anything. And of course he will burn his money because Mike told him too, Mike is just a big bully.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: John Normaned ()
Date: November 30, 2012 07:23AM

hasn't donnie g. turned into a star fucker? something he disdained in the dons and mikes days? then again he also admitted to being a hypocrite

man he does crawl right up in there these days and frankly this new happy donnie g. is boring but he knows enough not to say and do the stupid things the golden bouy does on every episode of the failcast and in everyday life

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mike O'Meara ()
Date: November 30, 2012 07:47AM

I totally planned to have another kid. I cannot believe my new insurance won't cover any maternity costs, I mean, I really shopped around and I am sure I asked about it because I was planning another kid. I even made sure I went to a foreign country with my pregnant wife and make sure she continues to drink like a fish and fight with her as much as possible.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Dr. Spock ()
Date: November 30, 2012 08:07AM

Hey Mikey I know the wife's pregnant and all but do you still try to tap that thing from behind while she sleeps


stay classy

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Radio Gold ()
Date: November 30, 2012 08:08AM

The ever continuing downward spiral of Mike will contine to provide radio gold for the next few months. No insurance, how will he ever pay for anything, his wife hates him, he can't stop/drinking/eating/gambling...radio gold!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Political Animal ()
Date: November 30, 2012 12:11PM

I like how the noted "Political Junkie", Mike O'Meara, can't name off the Departments which make up the President's Cabinet. He's all in.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mike O'Meara ()
Date: November 30, 2012 03:05PM

I literally cannot believe there was a $1M lottery ticket sold across the street from the old WAVA studios. I literally, hand to God, cannot believe it. I used to go in there and buy my honey buns and cupcakes all the time. I literally, literally cannot believe my luck.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Date: November 30, 2012 04:02PM

So, did Chris Cooley's brother give up on the TV show he and Oscar were trying to make or did Mike browbeat Oscar into dumping him?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPS1RpVplwE

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: thursday drunk ()
Date: November 30, 2012 04:31PM

An hour into the much vaunted quench for knowledge trivia contest drunken Mike grabs the mic and makes everybody do karaoke.

LoL

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Date: November 30, 2012 04:33PM

So, does Mike think that Virginia should have paid to build HOT lanes in Maryland?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Four Hour Club ()
Date: November 30, 2012 04:49PM

And of course, no one called LFF on how ridiculous and factually incorrect his anti-hot lane ramp was. It's cheap and easy to add lanes to the American Legion bridge too. I love to hear him whine about how much Dulles sucks because he still has to walk, even with the new trains. Buck up, Mike, it's not that bad. Especially not for a formerly fat person like yourself.



LongTimeFirstTime Wrote:
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> So, does Mike think that Virginia should have paid
> to build HOT lanes in Maryland?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Todd M. ()
Date: November 30, 2012 05:39PM

Friday recap: Mike got blackout drunk at Quench 90 minutes into trivia. Robb had to fill him in on most details. Once he demanded trivia cease, and karaoke begin, He sang the same Sinatra song 4 times. This coming the day after he reminded everyone that he's completely healthy and deserves the best insurance. The hypocrisy has reached unthinkable levels.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Sir Neville Mariner ()
Date: November 30, 2012 05:55PM

"He sang the same Sinatra song 4 times."

say that reminds of the story lff told long ago about he and the wife going to some bar in Manassasasasas and meeting some dude who was a very good sinatra impersonator. he was so good he did it at parties. lff said something about getting him on the show

oh yeah, I forgot, nevermind

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: tanner cooley ()
Date: November 30, 2012 05:59PM

"An hour into the much vaunted quench for knowledge trivia contest drunken Mike grabs the mic and makes everybody do karaoke"did lff make his bestest friend but what have you done for me lately Jimmy C. sing?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Show historian ()
Date: November 30, 2012 07:38PM

So, why would someone advertise with O'Meara? Drunk at a function even though he reprimands Zoolander for the same. Too drunk to show up at Oakton Wine Shop. Too drunk to show up for CPR and First Aid. Too drunk to come downstairs and do a show in his living room. Too fat to lose weight on Weight Not Why would you ever go give this man money?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: November 30, 2012 07:41PM

Todd M. Wrote:
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> Once he demanded trivia cease, and
> karaoke begin, He sang the same Sinatra song 4
> times.


SCIENCE!!!

__________________________________
That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Horseradish ()
Date: November 30, 2012 10:37PM

Show historian Wrote:
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> So, why would someone advertise with O'Meara?

Good question.

He does his best to undermine most of the advertising. Complaining about the codes, complaining about the ad copy, getting fatter while he pushes a diet plan.

He chickened out when TLC offered him free laser surgery. Happy to take their money but no faith in their services.

Poor Ronick has to go out and try to sell this crap.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: jhopkins ()
Date: December 01, 2012 12:36AM

Hmmmmm....

It is somewhat common for men that get their wives pregnant to for go booze while she and the baby she is carrying shouldn't have any.

Do you think Carla even attempted to broach this with the LFF?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: RJ3 ()
Date: December 01, 2012 06:23AM

If you plan on giving O'Meara any of your money, you might as well burn it.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Donnie LaPre ()
Date: December 01, 2012 07:29AM

"He does his best to undermine most of the advertising. Complaining about the codes, complaining about the ad copy, getting fatter while he pushes a diet plan.

He chickened out when TLC offered him free laser surgery. Happy to take their money but no faith in their services."

Remember that plastic surgeon who was pretty much the only sponsor of the failcast during the first year. he stopped advertising after the first year and then one day on failcast lff bad mouths the doctor. What he didn't pay his full bill because he realized how uselessly he had spent his money on bogus stats provided by the failcast? 1 trillion downloads across 150 countries on the planet and a few outer space ones too! nano! nano!
And I seem to recall some sign making company that was a sponsor for a couple of months and then ended their sponsorship of the failcast but they for sure would be coming back. at least thats the pretty picture lff put on it. they never did.
I seem to recall some diploma shellacing company that never came back?

been a number of advertisers like that on the failcast
dissappear after figuring out the failcast does nothing in terms of increased revenue? the long term advertisers(oncor) stay cause they have advertising budgets they got to burn for tax purposes?
meanwhile ronic moves on and on to new advertisers(suckers)
must be a bitch trying to sell ad time when you have a douchebag like LFF as your GOLDEN BOY.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Ad A Boy ()
Date: December 01, 2012 10:25AM

I can't imagine Oncor, Man-Grates, JOTT and others have ever generated enough traffic from the Failcast to recoup what they spent in advertising. I think Ronick does a pretty good job of peddling numbers that don't really mean anything to unsophisticated sponsors.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: wenbsyiwll ()
Date: December 01, 2012 05:44PM

I like the Kane show

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Chad Dukes ()
Date: December 02, 2012 07:48AM

wenbsyiwll Wrote:
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> I like the Kane show


#HAGL

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Frank Murphey ()
Date: December 02, 2012 06:08PM

Anyone doing business with O'Meara is an idiot.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Christine Kerner ()
Date: December 03, 2012 01:12AM

EEEEWWWWWWWWW LFF was gross and fat and smelly. He thought he had a magnetic personality and could shovel the old windsong but he was just gross. Was his marriage to his third wife arranged or brokered? love and xxxxx's, hey don I still use oil of olay and I still look a model from an old estee lauder commercial you horndog you with that clingy fat wife

Anyway back to the big news Suckers. The Fat Man has entered the building to entertain you or fleece you whichever is more likely. You came because you were lost legions of the old HAM AND EGG network and you had fond memories of the old Dons and Mikes show but folks they don't even have phone booths no more.
Oh you laffed at the quick quip and Blob(b) laffs like some crazed clown but when you got home that night and lay your head upon the pillow you realized, that was a lot of nothing

get'em while they're HOT folks its that trip to Reno divid you been waiting for to stuff the stocking with

http://www.mikeomearashowmerch.com/DVD-ROAD-TRIP-2012-RENO-RTR2012DVD.htm

give till it hurts suckers Daddy's got to buy diapers and booze now!

http://mikeomearashow.com/2013-vip/

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Tim McWilliams ()
Date: December 03, 2012 03:01AM

Watching friday show on youtube. Video quality not as good as u-stream but probably cheaper. Perhaps our brown eyed but not handsome men realized whats the point of good quality. Anyways the count on the youtube says 250,000+ video views.
Is that reflection of views over the course of nearly 2 years and 709 shows? If so that number ain't spectacular.
Hey is Dec 11, 2009 an anniversary for the failcast. A true representation of what Ameican comdey has become. oy
Remember kids drink your Bosco and lick it, curl it and pinch it

and Blob(b) shut the fuck up

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: HoneyDipCrisp ()
Date: December 03, 2012 11:09AM

Holy Christ! The baby looks JUST LIKE BELUGA!!!!!!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: JC ()
Date: December 03, 2012 12:01PM

i really don't say too much about mike . . . i'm more of a robb hater. ;-)

but, all mike's bitching about the rich and his financial situation. ummmmmm -- he was RICH and blew all his damn money!!!!! sorry, i canNOT feel bad for someone who had that kinda wealth and just threw it all down the crapper!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: DwokkaDwokka ()
Date: December 03, 2012 01:54PM

You know how you make a million dollars with a bar?

Start with TWO million dollars.

LFF almost certaily dropped in excess of a half-million on Hank's Look-Around Cafe. Probably more. That's the price for wanting to act like a big shot in his own bar. Think he'd like to have that money back now? Girls heading to college? New baby coming?

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