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6 Year-Olds and Wood Chippers Don't Mix
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: April 10, 2012 10:13PM

http://www.wtnh.com/dpp/news/new_london_cty/child-killed-in-wood-chipper-accident?hpt=us_bn4


A 6-year-old child has been killed following an accident with a wood chipper in Salem.

Jeffrey Bourgeois, 6, was killed when he was sucked into a wood chipper.

Police say there is no criminal aspect to this accident.





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Re: 6 Year-Olds and Wood Chippers Don't Mix
Posted by: Kittie ()
Date: April 11, 2012 02:48AM

That sucks. Thanks dad for taking me to work with you! If I ever have a body to get rid of I would use a wood chipper. My second choice would be the fire place.

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Re: 6 Year-Olds and Wood Chippers Don't Mix
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: April 11, 2012 08:53AM

Doesn't all that human tissue ruin the chippers mechanism?
Those damn machines are expensive!

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Re: 6 Year-Olds and Wood Chippers Don't Mix
Posted by: Frank ()
Date: April 11, 2012 09:28AM

Oh my God! This is an awful way to die. Rest in peace.

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Re: 6 Year-Olds and Wood Chippers Don't Mix
Posted by: 496 ()
Date: April 11, 2012 10:25AM

I bet that kid made some good mulch.

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Re: 6 Year-Olds and Wood Chippers Don't Mix
Posted by: BIG D ()
Date: April 12, 2012 08:11AM

YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF MOTHER FUCKING ASSHOLES! EVERYONE HERE THAT POSTED SOMETHING NEGATIVE ABOUT THE BOY THAT DIED; IF I FIND YOU, I WILL PUT YOU INTO THE WOOD CHIPPER WITH ALL YOUR FAMILIES AND TURN IT ON HIGH.
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> http://www.wtnh.com/dpp/news/new_london_cty/child-
> killed-in-wood-chipper-accident?hpt=us_bn4
>
>
> A 6-year-old child has been killed following an
> accident with a wood chipper in Salem.
>
> Jeffrey Bourgeois, 6, was killed when he was
> sucked into a wood chipper.
>
> Police say there is no criminal aspect to this
> accident.
>
>
>
>
> -

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Re: 6 Year-Olds and Wood Chippers Don't Mix
Posted by: Bigs D's Nutz ()
Date: April 12, 2012 08:16AM

Lol. Good luck finding them

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Re: 6 Year-Olds and Wood Chippers Don't Mix
Posted by: 496 ()
Date: April 12, 2012 11:09AM

BIG D, settle down.

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Re: 6 Year-Olds and Wood Chippers Don't Mix
Posted by: Stinkfist ()
Date: April 12, 2012 11:55AM

Horrific.

The scene from Jackie Chan Rumble in the Bronx comes to mind...

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Re: 6 Year-Olds and Wood Chippers Don't Mix
Posted by: The Cleaner ()
Date: April 12, 2012 11:59AM

Sounds like a good way to get rid of the wife. I guess she just tripped and fell into the wood chipper...

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Re: 6 Year-Olds and Wood Chippers Don't Mix
Posted by: Olde Farte, II ()
Date: April 12, 2012 12:14PM

The Cleaner Wrote:
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> Sounds like a good way to get rid of the wife.

http://www.nytimes.com/1989/11/22/nyregion/pilot-convicted-of-killing-wife-in-wood-chipper-murder-trial.html

or more generically: http://www.google.com/search?q=wife+woodchipper

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Re: 6 Year-Olds and Wood Chippers Don't Mix
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: April 12, 2012 12:23PM

How much kid could a woodchipper chip if a woodchipper could chip kid?

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Re: 6 Year-Olds and Wood Chippers Don't Mix
Date: April 12, 2012 12:48PM

Olde Farte, II Wrote:
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> The Cleaner Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Sounds like a good way to get rid of the wife.
>
> http://www.nytimes.com/1989/11/22/nyregion/pilot-c
> onvicted-of-killing-wife-in-wood-chipper-murder-tr
> ial.html
>
> or more generically:
> http://www.google.com/search?q=wife+woodchipper

There's going to be LOTS of DNA in a wood chipper. Every little part can host a speck or two of blood.

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Re: 6 Year-Olds and Wood Chippers Don't Mix
Posted by: tomahawk ()
Date: April 12, 2012 07:10PM


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Re: 6 Year-Olds and Wood Chippers Don't Mix
Posted by: Mady ()
Date: April 14, 2012 10:50AM

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO COMMENTED NEGATIVELY:

YOUS ARE A BUNCH OF COLD HEARTED ANIMALS!!! HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF IT
HAPPENED TO YOUR KIDS AND RECEIVE ALL THESE SHITTY COMMENTS??? ROT IN HELL!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: 6 Year-Olds and Wood Chippers Don't Mix
Posted by: wishful thinking ()
Date: April 14, 2012 11:38AM

I wish eesh would jump into a running wood chipper.

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Re: 6 Year-Olds and Wood Chippers Don't Mix
Posted by: Vexxxed ()
Date: April 14, 2012 11:41AM

Mady Wrote:
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> FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO COMMENTED NEGATIVELY:
>
> YOUS ARE A BUNCH OF COLD HEARTED ANIMALS!!! HOW
> WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF IT
> HAPPENED TO YOUR KIDS AND RECEIVE ALL THESE SHITTY
> COMMENTS??? ROT IN HELL!!!!!!!!!!

Personally, I wouldn't care.

No, really. I wouldn't give a tinkers damn if this happened to one or all of my kids.

Why you ask?

Because I'd have to already be dead. No fucking way I'd ever put my children in harms way like this idiot did. Wood chippers will not suck a six year old child in from 10 feet away much less 50. What kind of fool would allow a six year old within striking distance of a wood chipper?

So before you condemn us all to rot in hell yellingcapsperson, how about a little commentary from you on the parents of dead child.



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Re: 6 Year-Olds and Wood Chippers Don't Mix
Posted by: J man ()
Date: April 15, 2012 08:04PM

What the fuck is wrong with you people? were you dropped on head as a child? It was a six year old. Those comments are as useless as your sorry ass. Fucking scumbags get a life.

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Re: 6 Year-Olds and Wood Chippers Don't Mix
Posted by: itchy ()
Date: April 15, 2012 08:43PM

That sucks. There was a 15 y.o. kid in poquoson va about 5 years ago who got shredded in one of those too. What a crazy way to die.

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Re: 6 Year-Olds and Wood Chippers Don't Mix
Posted by: tomahawk ()
Date: April 15, 2012 09:01PM

J man Wrote:
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> What the fuck is wrong with you people? were you
> dropped on head as a child? It was a six year old.
> Those comments are as useless as your sorry ass.
> Fucking scumbags get a life.



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Re: 6 Year-Olds and Wood Chippers Don't Mix
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: April 16, 2012 03:27PM

Mady Wrote:
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> FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO COMMENTED NEGATIVELY:
>
> YOUS ARE A BUNCH OF COLD HEARTED ANIMALS!!! HOW
> WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF IT
> HAPPENED TO YOUR KIDS AND RECEIVE ALL THESE SHITTY
> COMMENTS??? ROT IN HELL!!!!!!!!!!

So, you'd rather everyone comment positively to a six year old getting killed?
You're an evil person. Evil.
I'll save you a seat in hell.

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Re: 6 Year-Olds and Wood Chippers Don't Mix
Posted by: Marie ()
Date: April 16, 2012 06:59PM

The father apparently has no common sense. How can any rational person think it's ok to use a woodchipper while 3 yound children are under your charge. That's the issue many people have. That father is going to have to think about this everyday for the rest of his life. He will be known as the father with no common sense.

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Re: 6 Year-Olds and Wood Chippers Don't Mix
Posted by: Marie ()
Date: April 16, 2012 07:00PM

Maybe the father hasn't watched Fargo recently.

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Re: 6 Year-Olds and Wood Chippers Don't Mix
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: April 16, 2012 07:02PM

Marie Wrote:
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> The father apparently has no common sense. How
> can any rational person think it's ok to use a
> woodchipper while 3 yound children are under your
> charge. That's the issue many people have. That
> father is going to have to think about this
> everyday for the rest of his life. He will be
> known as the father with no common sense.





He might even sue the wood chipper manufacturer.....

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: 6 Year-Olds and Wood Chippers Don't Mix
Posted by: Marie ()
Date: April 16, 2012 08:22PM

Perhaps it's time for a new safety feature for woodchippers. I read on another site (of a man be decapitated by a woodchipper), that there is a woodchipper with a foot control. In other words, if something happens and the chipper needs to be turned off immediately, just release the foot control. Perhaps it is a safety feature that is long overdue because when something goes wrong, the devasting results can be immediate and because there will always be persons who aren't viligant with safety.

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Re: 6 Year-Olds and Wood Chippers Don't Mix
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: April 16, 2012 08:26PM

Marie Wrote:
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> Perhaps it's time for a new safety feature for
> woodchippers. I read on another site (of a man be
> decapitated by a woodchipper), that there is a
> woodchipper with a foot control. In other words,
> if something happens and the chipper needs to be
> turned off immediately, just release the foot
> control. Perhaps it is a safety feature that is
> long overdue because when something goes wrong,
> the devasting results can be immediate and because
> there will always be persons who aren't viligant
> with safety.






But using a wood chipper requires a lot of movement. I don't think keeping a foot pedal depressed is practical or realistic.

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: 6 Year-Olds and Wood Chippers Don't Mix
Posted by: Vexxxed ()
Date: April 16, 2012 08:33PM

Marie Wrote:
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> Perhaps it's time for a new safety feature for
> woodchippers. I read on another site (of a man be
> decapitated by a woodchipper), that there is a
> woodchipper with a foot control. In other words,
> if something happens and the chipper needs to be
> turned off immediately, just release the foot
> control. Perhaps it is a safety feature that is
> long overdue because when something goes wrong,
> the devasting results can be immediate and because
> there will always be persons who aren't viligant
> with safety.


First off, do we really need to see warning labels stating that children should not opperate these things?

Second, the more safeties you add to this sort of equipment, the slower the process of using them. The longer the process the higher the price. How long before whatever mechanism is put into place before someone/everyone starts disabling it?

Third, unless you can change physics, there is no way to stop one of those things instantly.

Forth, sometimes.....people like this father, are only here to serve as a warning to others.

Fifth, Patrick is a dick for flooding all the threads with his love notes.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/16/2012 08:34PM by Vexxxed.

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Re: 6 Year-Olds and Wood Chippers Don't Mix
Posted by: cousin ()
Date: June 14, 2012 12:56AM

eesh Wrote:
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> http://www.wtnh.com/dpp/news/new_london_cty/child-
> killed-in-wood-chipper-accident?hpt=us_bn4
>
>
> A 6-year-old child has been killed following an
> accident with a wood chipper in Salem.
>
> Jeffrey Bourgeois, 6, was killed when he was
> sucked into a wood chipper.
>
> Police say there is no criminal aspect to this
> accident.
>
>
>
>
> -


You sick twisted fucking bastards fuck all of u...go to hell like honestly my uncle and cousin do not deserve your bs jeffy was the sweetest boy on earth and here u all are making fucking jokes he was fucking 6! None of u deserved to live longer than he did...people like u make me fucking sick!

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Re: 6 Year-Olds and Wood Chippers Don't Mix
Posted by: savannah ()
Date: March 08, 2013 03:16PM

you are really sick you can go get sucked into a woodchiper and have someone say that to you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: 6 Year-Olds and Wood Chippers Don't Mix
Posted by: 496 ()
Date: March 08, 2013 04:29PM

Was the kid's name Chip?

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Re: 6 Year-Olds and Wood Chippers Don't Mix
Posted by: obviously ()
Date: March 08, 2013 11:45PM

I don't think woodchippers are a right under the constitution. Ban them outright. Problem solved. No more dead wives or children.

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Re: 6 Year-Olds and Wood Chippers Don't Mix
Date: June 15, 2013 08:04PM

What she means is stop talking like you don't care. And seriously there's no since in even having a conversation bout this if your going to say something rude ok if you had a child that was 6 or younger, and they went too work with you and all of the sudden you hear screaming then you turn around then you see your child with blood every where and you see little bits nd pieces of his body that you once held and you are thinking too your self, "why!?".....OBVIOUSLY that would not be a good day so start acting like you give a crap

Sincerely, a 12 year old girl...

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Re: 6 Year-Olds and Wood Chippers Don't Mix
Posted by: Necroposter ()
Date: June 15, 2013 09:16PM


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