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Why Do Democrats Think Sex and Pornography are OK?
Posted by: Praise the LordKing ()
Date: April 02, 2012 10:08AM

What's going on in America when one of the leading parties, the demi's, thinks sex with birth control is "OK" and pornography should be legal?

The moral character of America is at stake here and we need Republicans and the GOP to bring back moral family values to the US.

Sex with birth control and pornography are NOT "OK." Support republicans like Rick Santorum and Mitt Ronmey in eliminating these evils from America.

God didn't not intend for people to have orgies or oral sex.

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Re: Why Do Democrats Think Sex and Pornography are OK?
Posted by: Lefty McWinger ()
Date: April 02, 2012 10:20AM

Who are YOU (or anyone else) to define sex for me? I stay out of YOUR bedroom...how 'bout you stay out of mine, pal?

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Re: Why Do Democrats Think Sex and Pornography are OK?
Posted by: vgnlinfxn ()
Date: April 02, 2012 10:22AM

Praise the LordKing Wrote:
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>
> God didn't not intend for people to have orgies or
> oral sex.


So, he did intend for orgies and oral sex. Glad that we agree.

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Re: Why Do Democrats Think Sex and Pornography are OK?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: April 02, 2012 10:28AM

Praise the LordKing Wrote:
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> What's going on in America when one of the leading
> parties, the demi's, thinks sex with birth control
> is "OK" and pornography should be legal?
>
> The moral character of America is at stake here
> and we need Republicans and the GOP to bring back
> moral family values to the US.
>
> Sex with birth control and pornography are NOT
> "OK." Support republicans like Rick Santorum and
> Mitt Ronmey in eliminating these evils from
> America.
>
> God didn't not intend for people to have orgies or
> oral sex.

Nice troll. Or are you really that fucking retarded. Lick my taint you fucking moron. God doesnt exist. We are nothing more than random atoms bumping into each other. You life is meaningless you fucking heathen.

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Re: Why Do Democrats Think Sex and Pornography are OK?
Posted by: Praise God! ()
Date: April 02, 2012 10:45AM

JBass Wrote:
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> Nice troll. Or are you really that fucking
> retarded. Lick my taint you fucking moron. God
> doesnt exist. We are nothing more than random
> atoms bumping into each other. You life is
> meaningless you fucking heathen.

If you don't believe in God go find another country!
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Re: Why Do Democrats Think Sex and Pornography are OK?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: April 02, 2012 10:50AM

Praise God! Wrote:
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> JBass Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > Nice troll. Or are you really that fucking
> > retarded. Lick my taint you fucking moron.
> God
> > doesnt exist. We are nothing more than random
> > atoms bumping into each other. You life is
> > meaningless you fucking heathen.
>
> If you don't believe in God go find another
> country!

Oh, cute. A 4 word phrase. I'll see you with the Bill of Right and raise you an ammendment. If you dont like what Im saying, stop reading or YOU find another country. Oh, dont forget to thank your priest for the hand job he gave your boy!

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Re: Why Do Democrats Think Sex and Pornography are OK?
Posted by: vgnlinfxn ()
Date: April 02, 2012 11:00AM

Notice what's missing on older money:
five-dollar-silver-certificate-01.jpg

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Re: Why Do Democrats Think Sex and Pornography are OK?
Posted by: Praise God! ()
Date: April 02, 2012 11:06AM

"We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America."


THE BLESSINGS OF LIBERTY!

ONE NATION UNDER GOD!

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Re: Why Do Democrats Think Sex and Pornography are OK?
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: April 02, 2012 12:25PM

I hate it when obvious douche bags claim they know what God likes and doesn't like.

Allow me to set the record straight.


Sex and pornography are OK, belive me, because I talk to Jesus on a regular basis.

Weed is fine with Jesus as well, and he likes red wine better than white, thinks beer is for peasants , and hard liquor only in moderation.

Jesus also loves Italian food, Philly cheese steaks (with cheese-wiz), and said he would kill a virgin for a Klondike bar. He was just kidding of course.

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Re: Why Do Democrats Think Sex and Pornography are OK?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: April 02, 2012 12:35PM

BEH Wrote:
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> I hate it when obvious douche bags claim they know
> what God likes and doesn't like.
>
> Allow me to set the record straight.
>
>
> Sex and pornography are OK, belive me, because I
> talk to Jesus on a regular basis.
>
> Weed is fine with Jesus as well, and he likes red
> wine better than white, thinks beer is for
> peasants , and hard liquor only in moderation.
>
> Jesus also loves Italian food, Philly cheese
> steaks (with cheese-wiz), and said he would kill a
> virgin for a Klondike bar. He was just kidding of
> course.


This is great satire. Well done. Kudos. God told me that he put Dakota Fanning on this earth so I could mentally punch her box day after day after day...

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Re: Why Do Democrats Think Sex and Pornography are OK?
Posted by: Praise God! ()
Date: April 02, 2012 01:25PM

BEH Wrote:
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> I hate it when obvious douche bags claim they know
> what God likes and doesn't like.
>
> Allow me to set the record straight.
>
>
> Sex and pornography are OK, belive me, because I
> talk to Jesus on a regular basis.
>
> Weed is fine with Jesus as well, and he likes red
> wine better than white, thinks beer is for
> peasants , and hard liquor only in moderation.
>
> Jesus also loves Italian food, Philly cheese
> steaks (with cheese-wiz), and said he would kill a
> virgin for a Klondike bar. He was just kidding of
> course.

You obviously don't go to church on Sunday or read the bible.

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Re: Why Do Democrats Think Sex and Pornography are OK?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: April 02, 2012 01:27PM

Praise God! Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> BEH Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I hate it when obvious douche bags claim they
> know
> > what God likes and doesn't like.
> >
> > Allow me to set the record straight.
> >
> >
> > Sex and pornography are OK, belive me, because
> I
> > talk to Jesus on a regular basis.
> >
> > Weed is fine with Jesus as well, and he likes
> red
> > wine better than white, thinks beer is for
> > peasants , and hard liquor only in moderation.
> >
> > Jesus also loves Italian food, Philly cheese
> > steaks (with cheese-wiz), and said he would kill
> a
> > virgin for a Klondike bar. He was just kidding
> of
> > course.
>
> You obviously don't go to church on Sunday or read
> the bible.


Youre right. It is obvious. Its obvious by the way they think rationally, enjoy humor and make their own decisions. Also, with all that free time on Sundays, it shows in his golf game, he shaved 3 strokes since last fall.

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Re: Why Do Democrats Think Sex and Pornography are OK?
Date: April 02, 2012 01:51PM

cheesesteaks with cheese-wiz are works of satan. seriously.

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Re: Why Do Democrats Think Sex and Pornography are OK?
Posted by: Bill.N. ()
Date: April 02, 2012 03:03PM

Clearly a troll or on religious auto-pilot.

Anybody who thinks that pornography, birth control and the rest of it are new simply has not done much reading of history.

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Re: Why Do Democrats Think Sex and Pornography are OK?
Posted by: Heathen ()
Date: April 02, 2012 04:27PM

The Catholic church and many other churches still ban birth control practice and of course all churches are against pornography.

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