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Extenze?
Posted by: Lurker.. ()
Date: March 31, 2008 03:24AM

Any body been up late at night seen these Extenze info's?

Usually it's some dumb blonde and a guy trying to hawk the best gihsu knife. The guy says, "This knive will cut bread." The dumb blonde say's "You just did what with that knife? Cut down a telephone pole with that knife? That is amazing."

The Extenze info commercials takes it to a new level on the streets. There is this extenze hootie http://www.4extenze.com/http://www.4extenze.com/http://www.4extenze.com/commercial who says "Well every guy needs to be larger." Then she does street interview with ex porn stars that do scripted "Well I taking it right now and I'm more confident and larger"

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Re: Extenze?
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: March 31, 2008 06:07PM

i cant believe people buy into this shit. not only is it a blatant scam but who the hell would want to have a grossly large penis? think about it, if guys with huge penises were the mate of choice, they would have won out in the evolutionary competition eons ago. im sure when you have a 10" penis and your chick screams "oh fuck that hurts! TAKE IT OUT!" you will realize what a dumbass you are.


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540

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Re: Extenze?
Posted by: Lurker.. ()
Date: April 01, 2008 05:34PM

You have to enjoy this guy who can't half his lines correct. Some thing about these fake info commercials really cracks me up.


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Re: Extenze?
Posted by: Alexander Covington ()
Date: May 09, 2009 09:26AM

Smiling Bob, Extenze, Male Enhancement, Vibrating touch, Sex 4 YOU...
I'm old enough to remember what was meant by "The Family Hour" on TV. Indeed!
>>>>>Seems that this "New E-Generation" thinks that material which should rightfully belong on the back pages of Hustler or other periodicals of that ilk
belongs on Sci-Fi, while I'm watching with my 4 year old grand daughter, and 9 year old grandson. We are cancelling our $70+ subscription to Direct TV.
>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Be on notice- Sci-Fi is just one, but many others, including the "Discovery Package" will be boycotted by our family. And now, it seems several other of our informed and educated discretionary income spending middle-
class families in our neighborhood will be cancelling our subscriptions to Direct TV.
We are sharing our disgust with other Faith-based and decent thinking families...and you haven't heard the tiny beginnings of it yet...

>>>>>>>The cable company here is put on notice as well as Direct TV. This means you, COX.

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Re: Extenze?
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: May 09, 2009 09:54AM

Alexander Covington,
   despite what you may think, you are not a threat to COX or Direct TV. even with a few thousand canceling subscriptions you are not a threat. get to 10,000 and someone might notice but do nothing about it. get to 100,000 and they might consider doing something about it. get to 500,000 and they will do something about it.

so, do you honestly think you can get half a million people to go without cable TV on the basis of commercials purely based on innuendo are playing at 12am to 4am? if you can, more power to you.


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540

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Re: Extenze?
Posted by: Furfur ()
Date: May 09, 2009 10:04AM

Condoleeza Rice testifying on her experience with Vince(1).



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Re: Extenze?
Posted by: Vince(1) ()
Date: May 09, 2009 01:05PM

Furfur Wrote:
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> Condoleeza Rice testifying on her experience with
> Vince(1).

LOL..cant get me off your mind? Youw ouldnt have anything to says if it wasnt for me.

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Re: Extenze?
Posted by: fairfaxdude ()
Date: May 09, 2009 02:01PM

Not to be influenced too greatly by the troll/reg/anon poster conspiracy theories here, but:

Does Vince(1)= Spunky????

Food for thought.

Now carry on.

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I have had to change the addresses to my retaliatory blogs over half a dozen times.

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Re: Extenze?
Posted by: Furfur ()
Date: May 09, 2009 02:06PM

fairfaxdude Wrote:
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> Not to be influenced too greatly by the
> troll/reg/anon poster conspiracy theories here,
> but:
>
> Does Vince(1)= Spunky????
>

No, Rod is an alias of Spunky. The rest of us are Elliot in the Morning using dozens of screen names.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/09/2009 02:07PM by Furfur.

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Re: Extenze?
Posted by: fairfaxfag ()
Date: May 09, 2009 02:09PM

fairfaxdude Wrote:
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> Not to be influenced too greatly by the
> troll/reg/anon poster conspiracy theories here,
> but:
>
> Does Vince(1)= Spunky????
>

No, but...
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Re: Extenze?
Posted by: fairfaxdude ()
Date: May 09, 2009 03:05PM

LOL you can always ID an INKADOUCHE post.

Just look for a "faggot flame" embedded within.

______________________________________________
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Re: Extenze?
Posted by: inkahootz ()
Date: May 09, 2009 03:10PM

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Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 06/01/2010 06:01AM by inkahootz.

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Re: Extenze?
Posted by: YA- ()
Date: May 09, 2009 03:51PM

inkahootz Wrote:
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> fairfaxdude Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > LOL you can always ID an INKADOUCHE post.
> >
> > Just look for a "faggot flame" embedded within.
>
> Don't flatter yourself loser, I have at least two
> to three anon. stalker trolls. I wouldn't be
> surprised if you were one of them ( I know YA is
> the other one)
>

First off, I dont walk with long stiff strides...second...I would say more of a prowler...anyway....don't flatter yourself inka-dyke. I could care less about you I just get a kick out of annoying your bitch ass here. Plasma Pussy.

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Re: Extenze?
Posted by: YA- ()
Date: May 09, 2009 03:52PM

What does InkaDouche need extenze for anyway his hot girlfriend prob keeps his dick tucked away in a little jar after some ms-13 cut it off when he was raped up at 10520 Judicial Drive

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Re: Extenze?
Posted by: DeathbyC0p ()
Date: May 09, 2009 04:34PM

Bye Inkahootz, hope the Greyhound bus ride back to Florida is a smooth one.

I've gotta go bang some trashy chick named Christina.



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Posted by: inkahootz ()
Date: May 09, 2009 06:54PM

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/01/2010 02:39PM by inkahootz.

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Re: Extenze?
Posted by: YA- ()
Date: May 09, 2009 09:25PM

inkahootz Wrote:
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> DeathbyC0p Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Bye Inkahootz, hope the Greyhound bus ride back
> to
> > Florida is a smooth one.
>
> > I fly, loser. However, I'm up here for a
> familial obligation.
>
> > I've gotta go bang some trashy chick named
> > Christina.
>
> ...like you could even have a chance with a
> female (shemales don't count, YA)
>
>
> You are such a fucking loser, YA...talking to
> yourself and shit. Why don't you take yourself out
> on a date. lol


InkaDouche loves it when a COP extenze's his nightstick into InkaDouches rectum.

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Posted by: inkahootz ()
Date: May 09, 2009 09:27PM

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/01/2010 02:39PM by inkahootz.

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Re: Extenze?
Posted by: DeathbyC0p ()
Date: May 09, 2009 09:37PM

Don't you have familial obligations to be attending to?

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Posted by: inkahootz ()
Date: May 09, 2009 09:52PM

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/01/2010 02:40PM by inkahootz.

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Re: Extenze?
Posted by: Kenny_Powers ()
Date: May 10, 2009 03:02AM

why would you need boner juice when you can do cock push-ups? you can only do one, but thats all you need.

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