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Americans can't eat
Posted by:
usernmae44
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Date: March 02, 2012 05:47PM
My lady friend from Italy came this weekend. We went out to eat at Red Lobster for lunch with my co-workers. (all most all college educated) She couldn't believe the way people ate. Some People where licking their fingers. they just ate fish with their fingers and they wouldn't cut it because there was no need to. anyone else agrees that Americans can't eat?
Re: Americans can't eat
Posted by:
doughtry
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Date: March 02, 2012 05:50PM
tell her to drop her pants and I'll show her how this American eats ;)
Re: Americans can't eat
Posted by:
eesh
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Date: March 02, 2012 05:52PM
usernmae44 Wrote:
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> My lady friend from Italy came this weekend. We
> went out to eat at Red Lobster for lunch with my
> co-workers. (all most all college educated) She
> couldn't believe the way people ate. Some People
> where licking their fingers. they just ate fish
> with their fingers and they wouldn't cut it
> because there was no need to. anyone else agrees
> that Americans can't eat?
That's a very odd detail to drop in a restaurant story.
Blessed are the murderous.
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> My lady friend from Italy came this weekend. We
> went out to eat at Red Lobster for lunch with my
> co-workers. (all most all college educated) She
> couldn't believe the way people ate. Some People
> where licking their fingers. they just ate fish
> with their fingers and they wouldn't cut it
> because there was no need to. anyone else agrees
> that Americans can't eat?
That's a very odd detail to drop in a restaurant story.
Blessed are the murderous.
Re: Americans can't eat
Posted by:
doughtry
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Date: March 02, 2012 06:03PM
then maybe she can snack on my American foot long, maybe our cultures won't be so different after all ;)
Re: Americans can't eat
Posted by:
Emily Post
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Date: March 02, 2012 06:05PM
Your co-workers must be pigs. Find a new job.
Re: Americans can't eat
Posted by:
What they eat
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Date: March 02, 2012 06:11PM
Go to Italy and they eat stuff like snails, and octopus, and lambs heads stuffed with a smelly fatty cheese, and jelled eel fat, and octopus ink and squid ink on pasta and baby pigeons still in the eggs. And they eat with their fingers and don't care if the cook washes his hands after coming from the toilet. What about that?
Re: Americans can't eat
Posted by:
doughtry
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Date: March 02, 2012 06:22PM
yeah and they eat stuff like cooked penis over pasta and let's just say there's a special ingredient in the chocolate ice cream at the Hagen Daaz
Re: Americans can't eat
Posted by:
Fact
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Date: March 02, 2012 06:33PM
They eat bull balls and when they desex a baby chick to make a sexless pullet they keep the removed organ and make a breakfast spread for their bread with the ovaries and juice. And I know for a fact they make a juice out of pinecone nuts and scrid ink and drink it midday at siesta time.
Re: Americans can't eat
Posted by:
Hell
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Date: March 03, 2012 05:50PM
usernmae44 Wrote:
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> My lady friend from Italy came this weekend. We
> went out to eat at Red Lobster for lunch with my
> co-workers. (all most all college educated) She
> couldn't believe the way people ate. Some People
> where licking their fingers. they just ate fish
> with their fingers and they wouldn't cut it
> because there was no need to. anyone else agrees
> that Americans can't eat?
Tell her:
Those Americans you observed wolfing down food with their fingers were in all probability Italian Americans aka WOPs.
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> My lady friend from Italy came this weekend. We
> went out to eat at Red Lobster for lunch with my
> co-workers. (all most all college educated) She
> couldn't believe the way people ate. Some People
> where licking their fingers. they just ate fish
> with their fingers and they wouldn't cut it
> because there was no need to. anyone else agrees
> that Americans can't eat?
Tell her:
Those Americans you observed wolfing down food with their fingers were in all probability Italian Americans aka WOPs.