I'm a recently divorced woman and starting to date again. Last Saturday, I went on my fourth date with a man I really like and, well, things got heavy. Anyway, after some very hot foreplay we were at that moment, you know which moment I speak of, and I noticed something odd. Part of his penis was missing.

When Greg saw my shocked expression, he explained that part of his penis was chopped off when it got caught in a door. (apparently he was running through the door naked)

Now I'm not a penis addict, but I do think he should have told me that he was missing half his penis before we got into bed.

What say the rest of you on this matter? Am I wrong to expect an intact whole penis?

I would dump him

half the man Wrote:
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> MrsMcFinney Wrote:
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> > I'm a recently divorced woman and starting to
> date
> > again. Last Saturday, I went on my fourth date
> > with a man I really like and, well, things got
> > heavy. Anyway, after some very hot foreplay we
> > were at that moment, you know which moment I
> speak
> > of, and I noticed something odd. Part of his
> > penis was missing.
> >
> > When Greg saw my shocked expression, he
> explained
> > that part of his penis was chopped off when it
> got
> > caught in a door. (apparently he was running
> > through the door naked)
> >
> > Now I'm not a penis addict, but I do think he
> > should have told me that he was missing half
> his
> > penis before we got into bed.
> >
> > What say the rest of you on this matter? Am I
> > wrong to expect an intact whole penis?
>
>
> anonymous betterthanyoubitch post


Sounds more like Alias, in my humble opinion.

Something smells here...
MrsMcFinney??? Are you some sort of weird, transexual Irish psychopath?

Riveting. I imagine this is similar to the embarrassment felt by those men who don the 'hooded viper' aka uncircumcised wieners.

You know that cannot be kept clean.

Clip it boys.

Uncircumcised is gross Wrote:
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> You know that cannot be kept clean.
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> Clip it boys.


Watch what you say, Miz will come back and rip you a new one about anteaters!

So, instead of a foreskin, he has a threeskin?

This is the foreskin team dance...

MrsMcFinney Wrote:
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> Now I'm not a penis addict....







If you had an eesh penis, you would become addicted real quick. It's all you would think about day and night. You would yearn for an eesh penis, day in, day out.

eesh Wrote:
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> MrsMcFinney Wrote:
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> > Now I'm not a penis addict....
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>
>
>
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>
>
> If you had an eesh penis, you would become
> addicted real quick. It's all you would think
> about day and night. You would yearn for an eesh
> penis, day in, day out.


I'm surprised you remembered what I said about your weiner verbatim, eesh!

betterthanyoubitch Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
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> > MrsMcFinney Wrote:
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> >
> > > Now I'm not a penis addict....
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > If you had an eesh penis, you would become
> > addicted real quick. It's all you would think
> > about day and night. You would yearn for an
> eesh
> > penis, day in, day out.
>
>
> I'm surprised you remembered what I said about
> your weiner verbatim, eesh!


god you are such a desperate kiss ass
ewwww fucking creep

I want to kiss eesh's ass so he'll marry me and take care of my child and I. Please stop calling me out for it. Kthanks

betterthanyoubitch Wrote:
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> I'm surprised you remembered what I said about
> your weiner verbatim, eesh!







How could I forget when you make this look for 8 hours straight?




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How many kids and or persons is eesh willing to support????

open eyez Wrote:
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> How many kids and or persons is eesh willing to
> support????






I already collect eight social security checks from the elderly people I have locked in the basement.

People, people

We're not talking about a circumcised penis here.

We're talking about a half a penis. It was chopped off half way down when it got caught in a door.

eesh Wrote:
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> open eyez Wrote:
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> > How many kids and or persons is eesh willing to
> > support????
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> >
>
>
> I already collect eight social security checks
> from the elderly people I have locked in the
> basement.


That is good work if you can get it!

MrsMcFinney Wrote:
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> People, people
>
> We're not talking about a circumcised penis here.
>
> We're talking about a half a penis. It was chopped
> off half way down when it got caught in a door.


How does this guy urinate?

This thread is NOT about a magazine full of dicks?!?

A Minor Threat

postpoppunk Wrote:
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> This thread is NOT about a magazine full of
> dicks?!?

I really feel sorry for the door...

Uncircumcised is gross Wrote:
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> You know that cannot be kept clean.
>
> Clip it boys.


Didn't you read the first post? OP only likes whole dicks. Circumcision is a no go.