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Ok-so for breakfast I ate some chocolate cheerios, mmm mmm, and at work my ass started flamming! I mean silents hot farts the kind that will burn a hole in the back of your pants and knock out a horse. I'd say this went on for a good part of the morning. Then I went home and had one of those stomach growls which sound like a diesel truck. I blasted a shit so loud it sounded like a thunder cloud! This happens rather frequently and is getting to the point that my neighbors think there is something wrong with my plumbing. The wall paper is also starting to peel. I ain't gonna lie there is some pride involved with this however it's not attracting the ladies very much