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Know any good bomb jokes
Posted by: News Bug ()
Date: January 26, 2012 02:34PM

Prosecutors in Utah charged a FedEx driver with a threat of terrorism count over allegations he joked that a package he was delivering to a Utah Army base was likely a bomb.

Charges filed Wednesday in Salt Lake City show the deliveryman was dropping off a package on Sept. 20 addressed to an Army Corps of Engineers employee at Camp Williams.

Prosecutors say that when a woman asked him what it was, he replied that it was probably a bomb. Military police then evacuated 215 people from the building and the surrounding area.

The Deseret News identified the driver as 27-year-old Kevin Coleman.

Police say the man later told them his comment was a mistake.

He's charged with a third-degree felony count of threat of terrorism.

http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/fedex-employee-charged-bomb-joke-army-base-15447659

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Re: Know any good bomb jokes
Posted by: poopstick ()
Date: January 26, 2012 02:35PM

Sounds like the whole thing was completely blown out of proportion.

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Re: Know any good bomb jokes
Posted by: 496 ()
Date: January 26, 2012 03:14PM

What an explosive situation.

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Re: Know any good bomb jokes
Posted by: Ding an sich ()
Date: January 26, 2012 03:19PM

I got the Boston airport security folk up in arms after informing them that "I don't have a fucking bomb in my shoes" when they asked me to take them off. Actually, I didn't even say it to them, they just overheard me saying it to the person I was with.
They still bitched me out for like 5 minutes.

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Re: Know any good bomb jokes
Posted by: lizzie ()
Date: January 26, 2012 03:20PM

This story blew my mind!

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Re: Know any good bomb jokes
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: January 26, 2012 04:37PM

The dumbass should have known that the military has a short fuse about these kinds of jokes.

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Re: Know any good bomb jokes
Posted by: dika-dika ()
Date: January 26, 2012 05:25PM

Yea OP

Your mother sat on a bomb....Boom

Now she have big ass.

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Re: Know any good bomb jokes
Posted by: Vexxxed ()
Date: January 26, 2012 07:44PM

Maybe the box was from Ikea.....
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