Please join us every Wednesday evening to learn more about the Fairfax Chapter of Mensa. We are in need of more individuals to broaden our community. Come on by: 5250 Port Royal Rd # A, Springfield, VA 22151 and see if you have what it takes to become a member of Mensa Fairfax, or perhaps Mensa International!

edit by Cary: The address listed above is actually for "Kilroys Restaurant & Sports Bar" which has received significant attention on this forum in recent weeks as a meeting place for various motorcycle clubs. This post was intended either to deceive or be highly sarcastic. Thread is being moved to Off-Topic. To the poster, Sean Hunter DeKat, this was cute but please do not create blatant misinformation threads in Fairfax General. Thank you.



Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 01/27/2012 01:23PM by Sean Hunter DeKat.
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Well Sean Hunter DeKat, are you sure you are the right person to represent Mensa?


In your short time on this site, you have made "enlightening statements" such as:


-My ancestors didn’t plow the fields for some taco munching chinchilla fuckers to come and take bottom dollar for jobs they painstakingly shipped Negros from the Dark Continent to do.

-Wait, where was I, oh yes, gay is just wrong. The only man that should have two dads is Jesus.

-You see, the eco nuts seem to think that oil comes from dead dinosaurs and fauna that was covered in sediment millions and millions of years ago, and that we will soon run out of this wonderful resource.

-Old white women in Fairfax hate black people.




What does your IQ test say?

Blessed are the murderous.

Is this a test?
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eesh Wrote:
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> The only man that should have two dads is Jesus.


LMAO

But yeah, this guy's not in Mensa.

the guys at kilroys on wednesday night were thinking about this mensa.

you're not very good at jokes.

I get jokes, and that was a damn fine one.

Keisha and I both LOL'd

Ding - show some re-spect!

The perfect time of the month.

Other than TJ, who on earth in this county is in the mensa category? Look at the driving, and the behavior alone. I rest my case.

Okay, since nobody can be bothered to Google an address before figuratively shooting off their mouth, let me clue you in: the address given by Sean Hunter DeKat is that of Kilroys in Springfield, which already has quite enough threads devoted to it.

To my biggest fan Eesh,

I am honored that you have taken the time to read my posts. Your devotion and admiration warms my heart. Sadly I must inform you that your Mensa application is denied as you are unable to comprehend satire nor context. I wish you well in your future endeavors.

To Google is Your Friend,

It is my pleasure to inform you Mensa would like to welcome you to our esteemed community. A flying unicorn will arrive shortly to carry you and a guest to the Mensa secret headquarters on the Moon. Please do not feed said unicorn as it will fart rainbows, thus exposing the location to our arch-nemesis: Peobo Bryson.

Thank you.



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wow eesh just got SERVED!!!!

Thanks for the invite. I'll be there.

Sean Hunter DeKat Wrote:
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> To my biggest fan Eesh,
>
> I am honored that you have taken the time to read
> my posts. Your devotion and admiration warms my
> heart. Sadly I must inform you that your Mensa
> application is denied as you are unable to
> comprehend satire nor context. I wish you well in
> your future endeavors.
>
> To Google is Your Friend,
>
> It is my pleasure to inform you Mensa would like
> to welcome you to our esteemed community. A
> flying unicorn will arrive shortly to carry you
> and a guest to the Mensa secret headquarters on
> the Moon. Please do not feed said unicorn as it
> will fart rainbows, thus exposing the location to
> our arch-nemesis: Peobo Bryson.
>
> Thank you.


Good shit

Sean Hunter DeKat Wrote:
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> To my biggest fan Eesh,
>
> I am honored that you have taken the time to read
> my posts. Your devotion and admiration warms my
> heart. Sadly I must inform you that your Mensa
> application is denied as you are unable to
> comprehend satire nor context. I wish you well in
> your future endeavors.
>
> To Google is Your Friend,
>
> It is my pleasure to inform you Mensa would like
> to welcome you to our esteemed community. A
> flying unicorn will arrive shortly to carry you
> and a guest to the Mensa secret headquarters on
> the Moon. Please do not feed said unicorn as it
> will fart rainbows, thus exposing the location to
> our arch-nemesis: Peobo Bryson.
>
> Thank you.


Thank YOU (for the laughs)! Just when I was getting bored with this site, this thread has provided an example of excellence in message-board humor.

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Will the Bud Light girl's be at the mensa meeting on lovely Port royal street in springfield

afterwards stop by Kilroys for the carrotokee

who the fuck is Mensa?

whackit Wrote:
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> who the fuck is Mensa?


Don't worry, nothing you'd need to know.
I doubt you'd be interested in Mensa, and I'm certain Mensa wouldn't be interested in you.

This thread made me lawl a little bit.