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Blonde lifeguard at cub run rec center
Posted by: Kreaper ()
Date: January 25, 2012 12:01PM

Anyone else want this sexy blonde to do mouth to mouth with? I can't fucking focus when she's there. Usually middle of the day...yum

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Re: Blonde lifeguard at cub run rec center
Posted by: picture? ()
Date: January 25, 2012 12:04PM

Is it too much to ask for a pic of the individual in question. Tell her it's for facebook.

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Re: Blonde lifeguard at cub run rec center
Posted by: ronald ()
Date: January 25, 2012 02:20PM

hehe you wish. Her name is Victoria Gluester aka my girlfriend

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Re: Blonde lifeguard at cub run rec center
Posted by: Hay Zeus ()
Date: January 25, 2012 03:20PM

ronald Wrote:
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> hehe you wish. Her name is Victoria Gluester aka
> my girlfriend

wouldn't the more appropriate response be

"hehe you wish. she has a boyfriend aka Tyler Durden, thats me"

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Re: Blonde lifeguard at cub run rec center
Posted by: WashingTone-Locian ()
Date: January 25, 2012 03:37PM

I never thought I would say this, but this is actually relevant to Fairfax County. Why is it being posted in Off-Topic?

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http://bible.cc/1_corinthians/13-11.htm

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Re: Blonde lifeguard at cub run rec center
Posted by: ronald ()
Date: January 25, 2012 03:39PM

Hay Zeus Wrote:
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> ronald Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > hehe you wish. Her name is Victoria Gluester
> aka
> > my girlfriend
>
> wouldn't the more appropriate response be
>
> "hehe you wish. she has a boyfriend aka Tyler
> Durden, thats me"

piss off pal

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Re: Blonde lifeguard at cub run rec center
Posted by: DontTell ()
Date: January 25, 2012 05:37PM

Fucked her yesterday whle Ronald was at work.

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Re: Blonde lifeguard at cub run rec center
Posted by: Don't Ask ()
Date: January 25, 2012 05:40PM

DontTell Wrote:
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> Fucked her yesterday whle Ronald was at work.


No you didn't. Ronald doesn't have a job. How do I know? She comes over to my place to fuck me.

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Re: Blonde lifeguard at cub run rec center
Posted by: poopstick ()
Date: January 25, 2012 05:41PM

DontTell Wrote:
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> Fucked her yesterday whle Ronald was at work.
Attachments:
ronald mcdonald frowns.jpg

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Re: Blonde lifeguard at cub run rec center
Posted by: Hay Zeus ()
Date: January 25, 2012 05:42PM

ronald Wrote:
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> Hay Zeus Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > ronald Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > hehe you wish. Her name is Victoria Gluester
> > aka
> > > my girlfriend
> >
> > wouldn't the more appropriate response be
> >
> > "hehe you wish. she has a boyfriend aka Tyler
> > Durden, thats me"
>
> piss off pal


You sound like a cliche 1980's insecure douche teenage boyfriend.
Do you drive a Camero Iroc?

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Re: Blonde lifeguard at cub run rec center
Posted by: JUstsayin' ()
Date: January 25, 2012 05:43PM

There is noone on FB named Victoria Gluester.
NO teenager these days is not on FB

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Re: Blonde lifeguard at cub run rec center
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: January 25, 2012 06:35PM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> I never thought I would say this, but this is
> actually relevant to Fairfax County. Why is it
> being posted in Off-Topic?

Without pictures, it's not relevant to anything.

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

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Re: Blonde lifeguard at cub run rec center
Posted by: justsayin ()
Date: January 25, 2012 09:54PM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> I never thought I would say this, but this is
> actually relevant to Fairfax County. Why is it
> being posted in Off-Topic?


Reported for being Off Topic for Off Topic.

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Re: Blonde lifeguard at cub run rec center
Posted by: @ ronald ()
Date: January 25, 2012 10:52PM

ronald Wrote:
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> hehe you wish. Her name is Victoria Gluester aka
> my girlfriend


well there's a few reasons why this is obvious a lie
1) thats not her name
2) you wouldnt be dumb enough to post her fucking last name
3) you're a virgin
4) you're single
5) you're 13
6) kill yourself for lying on the internet bro

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