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Masturbating on a Airplane
Posted by: Gem ()
Date: January 24, 2012 06:20PM

Let me tell you a story pertaining to "masturbating on airplane isn't illegal just frowned upon"... Back when I was 15, I was flying by myself on a United flight from Dulles to Frankfurt, Germany. I was sitting next to a girl who was like 16 or 17 from Italy and she spoke english and we talked...(I remember thinking how hot she was too). While over the Atlantic and after our meal, I decided to pull up the blanket and proceeded to indulge the bulge while she watched...no joke. I always wondered after that, if that technically was illegal. She didn't complain though. Any input?

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Re: Masturbating on a Airplane
Posted by: open eyez ()
Date: January 24, 2012 06:21PM

How was the in-flight meal?

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Re: Masturbating on a Airplane
Posted by: Tee hee ()
Date: January 24, 2012 06:22PM

open eyez Wrote:
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> How was the in-flight meal?


Lol

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Re: Masturbating on a Airplane
Posted by: input ()
Date: January 24, 2012 06:25PM

Eli is uber. Tee hee is eli who is also troll sniper lover loser

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Re: Masturbating on a Airplane
Posted by: Gem ()
Date: January 24, 2012 06:28PM

^Anon Eli post^

Eli is input

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Re: Masturbating on a Airplane
Posted by: Tee hee ()
Date: January 24, 2012 06:29PM

input Wrote:
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> Eli is uber. Tee hee is eli who is also troll
> sniper lover loser


Wrong gem

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Re: Masturbating on a Airplane
Posted by: input ()
Date: January 24, 2012 06:31PM

osewrite

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Re: Masturbating on a Airplane
Posted by: Gem ()
Date: January 24, 2012 06:35PM

The OP's story was a true one

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Re: Masturbating on a Airplane
Posted by: open eyez ()
Date: January 24, 2012 06:37PM

I know for a fact that girl was a dude. He was busy checking out your schnitzel...how is that for input?

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Re: Masturbating on a Airplane
Posted by: Op is a woman ()
Date: January 24, 2012 06:39PM

Gem is weird

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Re: Masturbating on a Airplane
Posted by: gem is alias ()
Date: January 24, 2012 06:47PM

Who is not a woman.
How weird is that?!

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Re: Masturbating on a Airplane
Posted by: Gem ()
Date: January 24, 2012 06:48PM

the OP didn't realize that she actually knew what he was doing. At his young age, he thought that women at her young age didn't know that guys masturbate. he did it under the blanket with a silhouette of his dong protruding up the blanket...or pitching a tent as it is sometimes called. looking back he realized, yea she was watching and knew exactly what he was doing. he's not frowning upon it though...he finds it quite funny actually.

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Re: Masturbating on a Airplane
Posted by: this is when ()
Date: January 24, 2012 06:51PM

Everyone realizes how much of a little retarded boy you really are "a airplane"....really? Stay in school kid. You're a worthless human being.

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Re: Masturbating on a Airplane
Posted by: Gem ()
Date: January 24, 2012 06:54PM

I rode an bike to your house after school day ended yesterday.

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Re: Masturbating on a Airplane
Posted by: the grammar police ()
Date: January 24, 2012 06:54PM

i've never masturbated on an aeroplane

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Re: Masturbating on a Airplane
Posted by: lizzie ()
Date: January 24, 2012 06:57PM

Lmfaooo I knew you were the same person eli..bahaha..you're also just sayin..just sayin ;)

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Re: Masturbating on a Airplane
Posted by: Gem ()
Date: January 24, 2012 07:00PM

lizzie Wrote:
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> Lmfaooo I knew you were the same person eli..
> bahaha..you're also just sayin..just sayin ;)


I'm pretty sure everybody knew that I was the same person, Conie... just sayin :]

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Re: Masturbating on a Airplane
Posted by: lizzie ()
Date: January 24, 2012 07:02PM

Yeah..you're conie too but. No actually no one gives a fuck enough to notice you

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Re: Masturbating on a Airplane
Posted by: the grammar police ()
Date: January 24, 2012 07:03PM

you guys are like a less entertaining Mr. Misery.... except you admit you have a problem.

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Re: Masturbating on a Airplane
Posted by: Gem ()
Date: January 24, 2012 07:04PM

Actually lizzie/Conie, you actually did give a fuck to notice me because you are the one who brought it up...numbnuts

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Re: Masturbating on a Airplane
Posted by: Mr Sad ()
Date: January 24, 2012 08:33PM

sad

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