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Post your strange real stories that happened to you in real life!
Posted by: posternow ()
Date: January 18, 2012 03:37PM

For many years I took the metro and rideon bus to and from work and home and durring those many years I ran into a japanese girl. She was more american than Japanse but either way over the years we hit it off but we never discussed our private lives on the bus.

So after perhaps 3 or 4 years I always wanted to ask over the years each time we talk why does she look at me as if I was a ghost?

So she kinda changed subject and wanted to invite me to her place.
I did not know if she was single or married and never bothered to ask her.
I was just happy to meet her each and every time as my made my trip more enjoyable.

So I do finally ask her why she looks at me like a ghost and her reply was this.

Your body language and laughter and the way you carry your self is just like my husband!
I was floored CRAP SHES MARRIED! shit shit shit but I was still impressed she married a man that was like me so I reply.

So I gotta meet this lucky twin of mine! So she invited me over and OMG there he is and we started talking and she was right! I felt as if I was talking to myself!

Her eyes were like she was watching a tennis match dartign between him and I.
OK STOP! she almost screamed this is enough and just too weird!

She walked out of the living room to get me a drink as my goodbye treat.

Her husband and I laughed at each other as I waved goodbye and never saw them again.

I think they moved back to Hawaii perhaps.

weird but fun time.

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Re: Post your strange real stories that happened to you in real life!
Posted by: √úbermensch ()
Date: January 18, 2012 03:39PM

I am a story-TELLER, not a story-WRITER.

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Re: Post your strange real stories that happened to you in real life!
Posted by: Ukeleile ()
Date: January 18, 2012 03:41PM

posternow Wrote:
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> For many years I took the metro and rideon bus to
> and from work and home and durring those many
> years I ran into a japanese girl. She was more
> american than Japanse but either way over the
> years we hit it off but we never discussed our
> private lives on the bus.
>
> So after perhaps 3 or 4 years I always wanted to
> ask over the years each time we talk why does she
> look at me as if I was a ghost?
>
> So she kinda changed subject and wanted to invite
> me to her place.
> I did not know if she was single or married and
> never bothered to ask her.
> I was just happy to meet her each and every time
> as my made my trip more enjoyable.
>
> So I do finally ask her why she looks at me like a
> ghost and her reply was this.
>
> Your body language and laughter and the way you
> carry your self is just like my husband!
> I was floored CRAP SHES MARRIED! shit shit shit
> but I was still impressed she married a man that
> was like me so I reply.
>
> So I gotta meet this lucky twin of mine! So she
> invited me over and OMG there he is and we started
> talking and she was right! I felt as if I was
> talking to myself!
>
> Her eyes were like she was watching a tennis match
> dartign between him and I.
> OK STOP! she almost screamed this is enough and
> just too weird!
>
> She walked out of the living room to get me a
> drink as my goodbye treat.
>
> Her husband and I laughed at each other as I waved
> goodbye and never saw them again.
>
> I think they moved back to Hawaii perhaps.
>
> weird but fun time.


Good story!

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Re: Post your strange real stories that happened to you in real life!
Posted by: Puntermensch ()
Date: January 18, 2012 06:54PM

I'm a nihilist, not a stylist...

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Re: Post your strange real stories that happened to you in real life!
Posted by: Me Myself I ()
Date: January 18, 2012 07:39PM

I guessed the winning powerball numbers once without buying a ticket. I wrote the numbers down the day before the drawing but was too lazy to go to the store and actually buy the ticket. The next day I was stunned but not upset with myself.

1) The drawing was not a big one. If I remember correctly it was only for a couple of million dollars so after taxes I probably would have ended up with jack shit.

2) I am a firm believer of "If I did it once I can do it again.

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Re: Post your strange real stories that happened to you in real life!
Posted by: wheninDC ()
Date: January 18, 2012 09:22PM

When I visit washington DC for shopping or for whatever purpose that uses elevators any time I approach one without hitting any button they always open for me right on que as if they were waiting for me.

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Re: Post your strange real stories that happened to you in real life!
Posted by: Anton Levy ()
Date: January 18, 2012 09:42PM

"When I visit washington DC for shopping or for whatever purpose that uses elevators any time I approach one without hitting any button they always open for me right on que as if they were waiting for me"


You're welcome for now

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Re: Post your strange real stories that happened to you in real life!
Posted by: Electric ()
Date: January 18, 2012 09:45PM

Very often street lights go out when i drive by them
No, really.
It happens so often that it's a family joke now.
Very eerie..

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Re: Post your strange real stories that happened to you in real life!
Posted by: Cripple Mr Wa ()
Date: January 19, 2012 09:03AM

I once burned a piece of toast in the toaster. when I took it out, it looked like marc summers, the host of double dare. i thought it was pretty unusual but my dad lamented "if only it was the f*ckin' virgin mary".

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Re: Post your strange real stories that happened to you in real life!
Posted by: one time ()
Date: January 19, 2012 10:05AM

I was once doing a chick in the ass so hard that she puked. Cool thing was that she let me finish.

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Re: Post your strange real stories that happened to you in real life!
Posted by: Former altar boy ()
Date: January 19, 2012 04:30PM

one time Wrote:
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> I was once doing a chick in the ass so hard that
> she puked. Cool thing was that she let me finish.


That happened to me also when I was like 11 years old. Only difference was that I puked while a preist was doing me in the butt but he finished as well.

This is a true story, swear to god.
Every time I tried to tell someone the entire catholic community went into some sort of group dammage control. Catholics are some fucked up people in my opinion.

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Re: Post your strange real stories that happened to you in real life!
Posted by: Olde Farte ()
Date: January 19, 2012 05:01PM

Electric Wrote:
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> Very often street lights go out when i drive by
> them
> No, really.
> It happens so often that it's a family joke now.
> Very eerie..

Same here. Too strange.

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Re: Post your strange real stories that happened to you in real life!
Posted by: poopstick ()
Date: January 19, 2012 06:49PM

Olde Farte Wrote:
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> Electric Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Very often street lights go out when i drive by
> > them
> > No, really.
> > It happens so often that it's a family joke
> now.
> > Very eerie..
>
> Same here. Too strange.


Street lights go out all the time. It's so they don't overheat. Or maybe you're a god.


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Re: Post your strange real stories that happened to you in real life!
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: January 19, 2012 07:10PM

i found a caterpillar in my sack of weed once, he was all green and almost got smoked

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Re: Post your strange real stories that happened to you in real life!
Posted by: poopstick ()
Date: January 19, 2012 08:13PM

CATERPILLARS!

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Re: Post your strange real stories that happened to you in real life!
Posted by: Olde Farte ()
Date: January 19, 2012 08:23PM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> i found a caterpillar in my sack of weed once, he
> was all green and almost got smoked

Oh great...now they're gonna make possession of caterpillars illegal.

And 479,000 high school kids across the country are gonna take your post out of context and start smoking caterpillars. Of course, there will countless confirmations of the outstanding effects therefrom.

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Re: Post your strange real stories that happened to you in real life!
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: January 20, 2012 02:58AM

Olde Farte Wrote:
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> bloody blisters Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > i found a caterpillar in my sack of weed once,
> he
> > was all green and almost got smoked
>
> Oh great...now they're gonna make possession of
> caterpillars illegal.
>
> And 479,000 high school kids across the country
> are gonna take your post out of context and start
> smoking caterpillars. Of course, there will
> countless confirmations of the outstanding effects
> therefrom.


so i shouldnt tell them that the pillar did eventually end up getting smoked and that it was the greatest high a person can get? better than sex, so to speak?

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Re: Post your strange real stories that happened to you in real life!
Posted by: Billy Bojangles Wilson ()
Date: January 20, 2012 03:30AM

My mind isn't just inside my brain.

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