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Why are the guys on here so gay, literally?
Posted by:
Inquiring Mind
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Date: December 19, 2011 03:56PM
Why do most of the guys who use this site often come off as closeted or repressed homosexuals?
for example:
~Harry Tuttle seems to be the gay ringleader and is in love with Mr. Misery.
~Mr. Misery loves the Harry Tuttle attention a little too much and has often asked for sexual favors.
~Eesh puts up more pictures of naked men and boys than anyone else.
~Frisky openly hits on guys and girls all the time and he admittedly dresses like a girl.
~Alot of the "female" users are really men.
Most of the other men here have alluded to being gay too. Even JBass has a twinkle in his typing at times.
My son is about to turn 13 and I am worried about the gay influences he receives from media 24/7.
Is this blatant sinful homosexuality from these younger guys a sign of our times?
for example:
~Harry Tuttle seems to be the gay ringleader and is in love with Mr. Misery.
~Mr. Misery loves the Harry Tuttle attention a little too much and has often asked for sexual favors.
~Eesh puts up more pictures of naked men and boys than anyone else.
~Frisky openly hits on guys and girls all the time and he admittedly dresses like a girl.
~Alot of the "female" users are really men.
Most of the other men here have alluded to being gay too. Even JBass has a twinkle in his typing at times.
My son is about to turn 13 and I am worried about the gay influences he receives from media 24/7.
Is this blatant sinful homosexuality from these younger guys a sign of our times?
Re: Why are the guys on here so gay, literally?
Posted by:
You didn't get the memo?
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Date: December 19, 2011 03:58PM
Wait...Noone told you this is a gay site??
Oh Man dude...sorry about that.
Oh Man dude...sorry about that.
Re: Why are the guys on here so gay, literally?
Posted by:
eesh
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Date: December 19, 2011 04:02PM
Inquiring Mind Wrote:
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> ~Eesh puts up more pictures of naked men and boys
> than anyone else.
I guarantee that all pics of mine are of people ages 12 years or older. Perfectly legit.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/19/2011 04:02PM by eesh.
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> ~Eesh puts up more pictures of naked men and boys
> than anyone else.
I guarantee that all pics of mine are of people ages 12 years or older. Perfectly legit.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/19/2011 04:02PM by eesh.
Re: Why are the guys on here so gay, literally?
Posted by:
poopstick
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Date: December 19, 2011 04:05PM
Bunch of fruits
Re: Why are the guys on here so gay, literally?
Posted by:
Inquiring Mind
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Date: December 19, 2011 04:11PM
This is a serious thread, I'm very worried about my son. In a few years he will be around your age and I just don't know how to keep him safe.
If this website is a good indication of the cross section of Fairfax County, then my worries are very justified.
If this website is a good indication of the cross section of Fairfax County, then my worries are very justified.
Re: Why are the guys on here so gay, literally?
Posted by:
poopstick
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Date: December 19, 2011 04:14PM
Inquiring Mind Wrote:
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> This is a serious thread, I'm very worried about
> my son. In a few years he will be around your age
> and I just don't know how to keep him safe.
>
> If this website is a good indication of the cross
> section of Fairfax County, then my worries are
> very justified.
Hope this helps:
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> This is a serious thread, I'm very worried about
> my son. In a few years he will be around your age
> and I just don't know how to keep him safe.
>
> If this website is a good indication of the cross
> section of Fairfax County, then my worries are
> very justified.
Hope this helps:
Re: Why are the guys on here so gay, literally?
Posted by:
Alias-Deputy Mderator
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Date: December 19, 2011 04:19PM
The gays can stay.
I AM considering the banning of all known and suspected fag-its.
I AM considering the banning of all known and suspected fag-its.
Re: Why are the guys on here so gay, literally?
Posted by:
Inquiring Mind
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Date: December 19, 2011 04:23PM
What is the difference between a gay and a fag-it? I'm not hip to the lingo you sinners use.
Is that ejaculate in that gentleman's mouth?
poopstick, you seem like a reasonable young man. Tell me why you are throwing you life away with this garbage?
Is that ejaculate in that gentleman's mouth?
poopstick, you seem like a reasonable young man. Tell me why you are throwing you life away with this garbage?
Re: Why are the guys on here so gay, literally?
Posted by:
poopstick
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Date: December 19, 2011 04:32PM
Inquiring Mind Wrote:
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> What is the difference between a gay and a fag-it?
> I'm not hip to the lingo you sinners use.
>
> Is that ejaculate in that gentleman's mouth?
>
> poopstick, you seem like a reasonable young man.
> Tell me why you are throwing you life away with
> this garbage?
Well, the Fairfax United Gay Association pays me to pepper community message boards with homo-erotic images. I believe it's part of some sort of secret plan to turn everyone in fairfax gay.
If you're truly worried your son is gay, why don't you send him over and I'll straighten him out. I have a sure fire way to tell if your son is interested in having sex with a man. Now, do I still seem like a reasonable young man?
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> What is the difference between a gay and a fag-it?
> I'm not hip to the lingo you sinners use.
>
> Is that ejaculate in that gentleman's mouth?
>
> poopstick, you seem like a reasonable young man.
> Tell me why you are throwing you life away with
> this garbage?
Well, the Fairfax United Gay Association pays me to pepper community message boards with homo-erotic images. I believe it's part of some sort of secret plan to turn everyone in fairfax gay.
If you're truly worried your son is gay, why don't you send him over and I'll straighten him out. I have a sure fire way to tell if your son is interested in having sex with a man. Now, do I still seem like a reasonable young man?
Re: Why are the guys on here so gay, literally?
Posted by:
eesh
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Date: December 19, 2011 04:33PM
What's wrong with having a gay son? At least you don't have to worry about him knocking up some bimbo at school and being a teenage father.
Blessed are the murderous.
Blessed are the murderous.
Re: Why are the guys on here so gay, literally?
Posted by:
poopstick
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Date: December 19, 2011 04:33PM
Also,
Re: Why are the guys on here so gay, literally?
Posted by:
Inquiring minds
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Date: December 19, 2011 04:45PM
What made you gay?
The world is going to shit because of you people, Jerry Sandusky's, all of you.
Rick Perry speaks the truth
The world is going to shit because of you people, Jerry Sandusky's, all of you.
Rick Perry speaks the truth
Re: Why are the guys on here so gay, literally?
Posted by:
Alias-Deputy Mderator
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Date: December 19, 2011 04:53PM
Inquiring Mind Wrote:
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> What is the difference between a gay and a fag-it?
Sometimes there is no difference, but basically, a fag-it would be someone like eesh.
> I'm not hip to the lingo you sinners use.
Don't look at me; I'm neither a gay nor a fag-it.
> Is that ejaculate in that gentleman's mouth?
I thought it was a golf ball, but after a second look, you might be correct.
Disgusting!
poopstick, please clean up your act. ASAP!
Thank you.
Have a nice day.
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> What is the difference between a gay and a fag-it?
Sometimes there is no difference, but basically, a fag-it would be someone like eesh.
> I'm not hip to the lingo you sinners use.
Don't look at me; I'm neither a gay nor a fag-it.
> Is that ejaculate in that gentleman's mouth?
I thought it was a golf ball, but after a second look, you might be correct.
Disgusting!
poopstick, please clean up your act. ASAP!
Thank you.
Have a nice day.
Re: Why are the guys on here so gay, literally?
Posted by:
poopstick
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Date: December 19, 2011 05:17PM
It's a rambutan, not 'ejaculate'.
Maybe you should get your mind out of the gutter.
And it's not my fault you guys are homophobes. Try not to think about eating watermelon when you go to bed tonight!
Maybe you should get your mind out of the gutter.
And it's not my fault you guys are homophobes. Try not to think about eating watermelon when you go to bed tonight!
Re: Why are the guys on here so gay, literally?
Posted by:
poopstick
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Date: December 19, 2011 05:19PM
Pumpkin pie anyone?
Re: Why are the guys on here so gay, literally?
Posted by:
Yummster
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Date: December 19, 2011 05:20PM
Is that cum on the pie? Then yes
Re: Why are the guys on here so gay, literally?
Posted by:
Ralph Pootawn
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Date: December 19, 2011 05:21PM
Don't blame your son's faggotry on FFX Underground. He learned it from watching you.
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Re: Why are the guys on here so gay, literally?
Posted by:
the grammar police
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Date: December 19, 2011 06:03PM
gay people are ALWAYS 10x more kind then stuck up christian assholes
Re: Why are the guys on here so gay, literally?
Posted by:
friskydingo
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Date: December 19, 2011 06:39PM
HEYYYY BOIZ, how's it hangin?
Re: Why are the guys on here so gay, literally?
Posted by:
the grammar police
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Date: December 19, 2011 06:49PM
Straight out frisky, straight out
Re: Why are the guys on here so gay, literally?
Posted by:
friskydingo
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Date: December 19, 2011 06:53PM
the grammar police Wrote:
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> Straight out frisky, straight out
That watermelon picture really got me. lol.
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> Straight out frisky, straight out
That watermelon picture really got me. lol.
Re: Why are the guys on here so gay, literally?
Posted by:
poopstick
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Date: December 19, 2011 06:56PM
Fruit can be really sensuous, don't you think?
Re: Why are the guys on here so gay, literally?
Posted by:
friskydingo
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Date: December 19, 2011 06:58PM
poopstick Wrote:
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> Fruit can be really sensuous, don't you think?
Juicy and sweet, can't go wrong with that.
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> Fruit can be really sensuous, don't you think?
Juicy and sweet, can't go wrong with that.
Re: Why are the guys on here so gay, literally?
Posted by:
eesh
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Date: December 19, 2011 06:59PM
friskydingo Wrote:
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> HEYYYY BOIZ, how's it hangin?
Feeling fabulous!
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> HEYYYY BOIZ, how's it hangin?
Feeling fabulous!
Re: Why are the guys on here so gay, literally?
Posted by:
poopstick
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Date: December 19, 2011 07:02PM
We should all get together and enjoy some fruit. Bring your son!
Re: Why are the guys on here so gay, literally?
Posted by:
eesh
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Date: December 19, 2011 07:03PM
I bet Friskydingo is a twink.
Blessed are the murderous.
Blessed are the murderous.
Re: Why are the guys on here so gay, literally?
Posted by:
Anonymous Human
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Date: December 19, 2011 07:07PM
Eesh, do u have a gf
Re: Why are the guys on here so gay, literally?
Posted by:
eesh
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Date: December 19, 2011 07:11PM
Anonymous Human Wrote:
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> Eesh, do u have a gf
Do I have a Galois field? No......why?
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> Eesh, do u have a gf
Do I have a Galois field? No......why?
Re: Why are the guys on here so gay, literally?
Posted by:
the grammar police
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Date: December 19, 2011 07:12PM
Frisky is definitely a man's man
Re: Why are the guys on here so gay, literally?
Posted by:
Anonymous Human
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Date: December 19, 2011 07:15PM
Lol jw...
Re: Why are the guys on here so gay, literally?
Posted by:
poopstick
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Date: December 19, 2011 07:19PM
Frisky = 
Re: Why are the guys on here so gay, literally?
Posted by:
friskydingo
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Date: December 19, 2011 07:20PM
eesh Wrote:
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> I bet Friskydingo is a twink.
Does that mean I have a cream filling and a golden crust?
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> I bet Friskydingo is a twink.
Does that mean I have a cream filling and a golden crust?
Re: Why are the guys on here so gay, literally?
Posted by:
friskydingo
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Date: December 19, 2011 07:22PM
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