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Vajazzle!
Posted by: Radiophile ()
Date: December 17, 2011 03:28PM

There is a yuppie salon oh H Street NE in DC that does Vajazzles. I am going to get my wife a gift certificate for that for Christmas. Any ladies here ever been vajazzled?




Fairfaxunderground rules: Lilliputions, not ok. Midgettville ok. I got it now.

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Re: Vajazzle!
Posted by: A Female ()
Date: December 17, 2011 03:39PM

Trust me, this is not a good idea. But I'd love to be a fly on the wall on Xmas when she opens up "her" gift.

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Re: Vajazzle!
Posted by: betterthanyoubitch ()
Date: December 17, 2011 03:43PM

I'd totally do that. It probably doesn't last that long though.

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Re: Vajazzle!
Posted by: Radiophile ()
Date: December 17, 2011 04:13PM

betterthanyoubitch Wrote:
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> I'd totally do that. It probably doesn't last that
> long though.


Please let us know how it goes and be sure to send us a picture!

Fairfaxunderground rules: Lilliputions, not ok. Midgettville ok. I got it now.

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Re: Vajazzle!
Posted by: Kittie ()
Date: December 17, 2011 04:25PM

Hella corny and cheesy.

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Re: Vajazzle!
Posted by: MeadeMusic ()
Date: December 17, 2011 04:56PM

I want to be pen-jazzled!
Attachments:
mead.jpg

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Re: Vajazzle!
Posted by: Kittie ()
Date: December 17, 2011 04:57PM

Lmao! I love you for posting this

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Re: Vajazzle!
Posted by: Kittie ()
Date: December 17, 2011 05:01PM

Meade just looks like really humid in this pic.

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Re: Vajazzle!
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: December 17, 2011 05:03PM

betterthanyoubitch Wrote:
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> I'd totally do that. It probably doesn't last that
> long though.


I wanna do it to you

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Re: Vajazzle!
Posted by: Kittie ()
Date: December 17, 2011 05:04PM

Virgins don't have sex.

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Re: Vajazzle!
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: December 17, 2011 05:06PM

Kittie Wrote:
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> Virgins don't have sex.


im going to have it, then im going to do it to you

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Re: Vajazzle!
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: December 17, 2011 05:07PM

whether you like it or not

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Re: Vajazzle!
Posted by: Kittie ()
Date: December 17, 2011 05:07PM

No you wont. Now scram.

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Re: Vajazzle!
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: December 17, 2011 05:08PM

Kittie Wrote:
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> No you wont. Now scram.


you wanna bet?

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Re: Vajazzle!
Posted by: betterthanyoubitch ()
Date: December 17, 2011 05:39PM

Radiophile Wrote:
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> betterthanyoubitch Wrote:
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> -----
> > I'd totally do that. It probably doesn't last
> that
> > long though.
>
>
> Please let us know how it goes and be sure to send
> us a picture!


Perhaps.

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Re: Vajazzle!
Posted by: Strikes again ()
Date: December 17, 2011 06:07PM

U are so sad and desperadoooo

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Re: Vajazzle!
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: December 17, 2011 06:21PM

without a heart

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Re: Vajazzle!
Posted by: betterthanyoubitch ()
Date: December 17, 2011 06:26PM

I do too have a heart, and it's bedazzled.

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Re: Vajazzle!
Posted by: Radiophile ()
Date: December 17, 2011 07:28PM

betterthanyoubitch Wrote:
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> I do too have a heart, and it's bedazzled.


so vajazzle-ing is next on the agenda?

Fairfaxunderground rules: Lilliputions, not ok. Midgettville ok. I got it now.

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Re: Vajazzle!
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 17, 2011 09:52PM

Why don't you buy your wife a brazilian wax instead of a glittered vag? It will be a better investment.

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: Vajazzle!
Posted by: Radiophile ()
Date: December 18, 2011 12:00AM

eesh Wrote:
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> Why don't you buy your wife a brazilian wax
> instead of a glittered vag? It will be a better
> investment.

in order to vajazzle correctly, that area must be clean - Since vajazzle is on the list - she must be a candidate right?

Fairfaxunderground rules: Lilliputions, not ok. Midgettville ok. I got it now.

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Re: Vajazzle!
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: December 18, 2011 12:02AM

I'm very close to getting a female to cum inside of at some point

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Re: Vajazzle!
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: December 18, 2011 12:03AM

it's only a matter of time

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Re: Vajazzle!
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: December 18, 2011 12:03AM

I WILL cum in her

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Re: Vajazzle!
Posted by: Mrs. Webster ()
Date: February 23, 2013 11:37PM

The thought of that cow Lourdes getting via jazzed is nauseating. Put her on a diet or get her stomach stapled.

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