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ThePackLeader
Posted by:
Oscar
()
Date: December 05, 2011 09:15AM
ThePackLeader does not need a shock collar for his dogs. He just glares at them until they know to shut up.
ThePackLeader was not allowed to join the military because of Geneva Convention restrictions on weapons of mass destruction.
ThePackLeader applied to Harvard, Yale, Cambridge and Juilliard and they responded with his diplomas.
ThePackLeader would put a stop to mexicans entering the country if he didn't like burritos so much.
ThePackLeader was going to get elected president when he turned 35 in 10 years but decided the job was beneath him after seeing a black man do it.
ThePackLeader was going to build a time travel machine to put a stop to Pearl Harbor and 9/11 but changed his mind after remembering how kick ass war is.
ThePackLeader volunteered for the first manned mission to Mars because running in the harsh atmosphere might finally give him the workout he's been looking for.
ThePackLeader's sperm is so potent that he fucked a German girl and retroactively gave birth to Hitler.
ThePackLeader was not allowed to join the military because of Geneva Convention restrictions on weapons of mass destruction.
ThePackLeader applied to Harvard, Yale, Cambridge and Juilliard and they responded with his diplomas.
ThePackLeader would put a stop to mexicans entering the country if he didn't like burritos so much.
ThePackLeader was going to get elected president when he turned 35 in 10 years but decided the job was beneath him after seeing a black man do it.
ThePackLeader was going to build a time travel machine to put a stop to Pearl Harbor and 9/11 but changed his mind after remembering how kick ass war is.
ThePackLeader volunteered for the first manned mission to Mars because running in the harsh atmosphere might finally give him the workout he's been looking for.
ThePackLeader's sperm is so potent that he fucked a German girl and retroactively gave birth to Hitler.
Re: ThePackLeader
Posted by:
fwiw
()
Date: December 05, 2011 09:30AM
Oscar Wrote:
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> ThePackLeader does not need a shock collar for his
> dogs. He just glares at them until they know to
> shut up.
>
> ThePackLeader was not allowed to join the military
> because of Geneva Convention restrictions on
> weapons of mass destruction.
>
> ThePackLeader applied to Harvard, Yale, Cambridge
> and Juilliard and they responded with his
> diplomas.
>
> ThePackLeader would put a stop to mexicans
> entering the country if he didn't like burritos so
> much.
>
> ThePackLeader was going to get elected president
> when he turned 35 in 10 years but decided the job
> was beneath him after seeing a black man do it.
>
> ThePackLeader was going to build a time travel
> machine to put a stop to Pearl Harbor and 9/11 but
> changed his mind after remembering how kick ass
> war is.
>
> ThePackLeader volunteered for the first manned
> mission to Mars because running in the harsh
> atmosphere might finally give him the workout he's
> been looking for.
>
> ThePackLeader's sperm is so potent that he fucked
> a German girl and retroactively gave birth to
> Hitler.
he takes it in the shitter
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> ThePackLeader does not need a shock collar for his
> dogs. He just glares at them until they know to
> shut up.
>
> ThePackLeader was not allowed to join the military
> because of Geneva Convention restrictions on
> weapons of mass destruction.
>
> ThePackLeader applied to Harvard, Yale, Cambridge
> and Juilliard and they responded with his
> diplomas.
>
> ThePackLeader would put a stop to mexicans
> entering the country if he didn't like burritos so
> much.
>
> ThePackLeader was going to get elected president
> when he turned 35 in 10 years but decided the job
> was beneath him after seeing a black man do it.
>
> ThePackLeader was going to build a time travel
> machine to put a stop to Pearl Harbor and 9/11 but
> changed his mind after remembering how kick ass
> war is.
>
> ThePackLeader volunteered for the first manned
> mission to Mars because running in the harsh
> atmosphere might finally give him the workout he's
> been looking for.
>
> ThePackLeader's sperm is so potent that he fucked
> a German girl and retroactively gave birth to
> Hitler.
he takes it in the shitter
Re: ThePackLeader
Posted by:
sumguy
()
Date: December 05, 2011 09:36AM
Are you saying that the Packleader is Chuck Norris?
Re: ThePackLeader
Posted by:
this guy
()
Date: December 05, 2011 09:38AM
chuck norris wishes he was the pack leader.
Re: ThePackLeader
Posted by:
Every once in 100 posters
()
Date: December 05, 2011 03:17PM
You will be lucky to get a guy like Packleader, honest, smart, interesting all those things and more. A guy you would be proud to have dating your beloved daughter. One of those guys born under a shinning star with a destiny to greatness. I respect this guy, always have and always will.
Re: ThePackLeader
Posted by:
truther
()
Date: December 05, 2011 04:01PM
Every once in 100 posters Wrote:
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> You will be lucky to get a guy like Packleader,
> honest, smart, interesting all those things and
> more. A guy you would be proud to have dating
> your beloved daughter. One of those guys born
> under a shinning star with a destiny to greatness.
> I respect this guy, always have and always will.
thepackleader already dated your daughter. it was shortly after his crucifixion but before his ascension into heaven.
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> You will be lucky to get a guy like Packleader,
> honest, smart, interesting all those things and
> more. A guy you would be proud to have dating
> your beloved daughter. One of those guys born
> under a shinning star with a destiny to greatness.
> I respect this guy, always have and always will.
thepackleader already dated your daughter. it was shortly after his crucifixion but before his ascension into heaven.
Re: ThePackLeader
Posted by:
friskydingo
()
Date: December 05, 2011 04:04PM
The Pack Leader ain't got shit on me
Re: ThePackLeader
Posted by:
tpl ftw
()
Date: December 05, 2011 04:32PM
friskydingo Wrote:
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> The Pack Leader ain't got shit on me
only because he is too busy hang gliding, bungee jumping, discovering lost civilizations and banging supermodels to use your face as a toilet. he will get around to it though mark my words.
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> The Pack Leader ain't got shit on me
only because he is too busy hang gliding, bungee jumping, discovering lost civilizations and banging supermodels to use your face as a toilet. he will get around to it though mark my words.
Re: ThePackLeader
Posted by:
Warhawk
()
Date: December 05, 2011 04:33PM
truther Wrote:
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> Every once in 100 posters Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You will be lucky to get a guy like Packleader,
> > honest, smart, interesting all those things and
> > more. A guy you would be proud to have dating
> > your beloved daughter. One of those guys born
> > under a shinning star with a destiny to
> greatness.
> > I respect this guy, always have and always
> will.
>
> thepackleader already dated your daughter. it was
> shortly after his crucifixion but before his
> ascension into heaven.
Bullshit. That would imply that PackLeader is mortal. He's not.
__________________________________
That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.
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> Every once in 100 posters Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You will be lucky to get a guy like Packleader,
> > honest, smart, interesting all those things and
> > more. A guy you would be proud to have dating
> > your beloved daughter. One of those guys born
> > under a shinning star with a destiny to
> greatness.
> > I respect this guy, always have and always
> will.
>
> thepackleader already dated your daughter. it was
> shortly after his crucifixion but before his
> ascension into heaven.
Bullshit. That would imply that PackLeader is mortal. He's not.
__________________________________
That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.
Re: ThePackLeader
Posted by:
abram
()
Date: December 05, 2011 04:34PM
Oscar Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> ThePackLeader does not need a shock collar for his
> dogs. He just glares at them until they know to
> shut up.
>
> ThePackLeader was not allowed to join the military
> because of Geneva Convention restrictions on
> weapons of mass destruction.
>
> ThePackLeader applied to Harvard, Yale, Cambridge
> and Juilliard and they responded with his
> diplomas.
>
> ThePackLeader would put a stop to mexicans
> entering the country if he didn't like burritos so
> much.
>
> ThePackLeader was going to get elected president
> when he turned 35 in 10 years but decided the job
> was beneath him after seeing a black man do it.
>
> ThePackLeader was going to build a time travel
> machine to put a stop to Pearl Harbor and 9/11 but
> changed his mind after remembering how kick ass
> war is.
>
> ThePackLeader volunteered for the first manned
> mission to Mars because running in the harsh
> atmosphere might finally give him the workout he's
> been looking for.
>
> ThePackLeader's sperm is so potent that he fucked
> a German girl and retroactively gave birth to
> Hitler.
Aonym. Mr.Misery post. Misery has always, I mean always been jealous of Packleader's accomplishments and fan base since 2010.
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> ThePackLeader does not need a shock collar for his
> dogs. He just glares at them until they know to
> shut up.
>
> ThePackLeader was not allowed to join the military
> because of Geneva Convention restrictions on
> weapons of mass destruction.
>
> ThePackLeader applied to Harvard, Yale, Cambridge
> and Juilliard and they responded with his
> diplomas.
>
> ThePackLeader would put a stop to mexicans
> entering the country if he didn't like burritos so
> much.
>
> ThePackLeader was going to get elected president
> when he turned 35 in 10 years but decided the job
> was beneath him after seeing a black man do it.
>
> ThePackLeader was going to build a time travel
> machine to put a stop to Pearl Harbor and 9/11 but
> changed his mind after remembering how kick ass
> war is.
>
> ThePackLeader volunteered for the first manned
> mission to Mars because running in the harsh
> atmosphere might finally give him the workout he's
> been looking for.
>
> ThePackLeader's sperm is so potent that he fucked
> a German girl and retroactively gave birth to
> Hitler.
Aonym. Mr.Misery post. Misery has always, I mean always been jealous of Packleader's accomplishments and fan base since 2010.
Re: ThePackLeader
Posted by:
Johnathan Goldmsmith
()
Date: December 06, 2011 12:24AM
This man...this PackLeader as you call him...
He sounds...so...interesting...
But tell me, my friend...while playing golf, did this PackLeader ever card a 17?...For 18 holes?
He sounds...so...interesting...
But tell me, my friend...while playing golf, did this PackLeader ever card a 17?...For 18 holes?