This is my secret shame: I
love eating imitation bacon bits.
You've probably seen them at your supermarket. They stock 'em in the salad dressing aisle. All they are is textured soy flour, canola oil, and salt, with a bit of flavoring and food coloring. A true abomination to real food. They also make your farts stink as if you'd shoved a half-dozen rotten eggs up your arse hole.
But God help me, I do love eating them.
I don't even eat them
with something; I just twist the cap off the little bottle and pour myself a mouthful. Then another. And another.
I'm going to finish up the bottle in this picture before I go to bed tonight. Hell, I've almost finished it up while writing this post.
That is my secret shame.
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