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Things are quite askew in the Warren household this evening.
Posted by: Arthur Warren ()
Date: November 23, 2011 06:23PM

Right smack in the middle of the fucking meal I informed my Father-in-Law that the reason his dog is dead is because he overfed it and was too fucking lazy to get out of the Lazy boy.

You could have heard a needle drop.

I was as drunk as fuck, of course, but I was right. That man killed that fucking dog and he needs to fucking know it.

He's in the back bedroom now, swearing at his wife and mine. Good. fuck him, the dog killer.

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Re: Things are quite askew in the Warren household this evening.
Posted by: Not true ()
Date: November 23, 2011 06:24PM

Art, you are 100 years old. You have no father in law.

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Re: Things are quite askew in the Warren household this evening.
Posted by: Arthur Warren ()
Date: November 23, 2011 06:26PM

Modern day medicine is fucking amazing.

Why in the fuck was I banned?

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Re: Things are quite askew in the Warren household this evening.
Posted by: You're the murderer ()
Date: November 23, 2011 06:27PM

You probably gassed your dog for sniffing a Jewish dog at the dog park.

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Re: Things are quite askew in the Warren household this evening.
Posted by: See Greymoose1 ()
Date: November 23, 2011 06:28PM

Call greymoose, he got a whole yard full of dogs, maybe he'll give you one.

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Re: Things are quite askew in the Warren household this evening.
Posted by: Arthur Warren ()
Date: November 23, 2011 06:28PM

You're the murderer Wrote:
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> You probably gassed your dog for sniffing a Jewish
> dog at the dog park.
Do you think my "Can you see the Jew" posts got me banned? Is Cary and his minions kikes?

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Re: Things are quite askew in the Warren household this evening.
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: November 23, 2011 06:33PM

Arthur Warren Wrote:
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> Right smack in the middle of the fucking meal I
> informed my Father-in-Law that the reason his dog
> is dead is because he overfed it and was too
> fucking lazy to get out of the Lazy boy.
>
> You could have heard a needle drop.
>
> I was as drunk as fuck, of course, but I was
> right. That man killed that fucking dog and he
> needs to fucking know it.
>
> He's in the back bedroom now, swearing at his wife
> and mine. Good. fuck him, the dog killer.


Jbass post

__________________________________
That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.

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Re: Things are quite askew in the Warren household this evening.
Posted by: betterthanyoubitch ()
Date: November 23, 2011 06:37PM

Arthur Warren Wrote:
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> You're the murderer Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You probably gassed your dog for sniffing a
> Jewish
> > dog at the dog park.
> Do you think my "Can you see the Jew" posts got me
> banned? Is Cary and his minions kikes?


If he is, then yes I'd say your anti Semite vomiting would be a good reason to run you over with my car ban you.

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Re: Things are quite askew in the Warren household this evening.
Posted by: jbalo ()
Date: November 23, 2011 06:51PM

I'll be in Israel tomorrow, Arthur. I'll send your love.

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Re: Things are quite askew in the Warren household this evening.
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: November 25, 2011 01:11AM

jbalo Wrote:
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> I'll be in Israel tomorrow, Arthur. I'll send
> your love.


Can you bring me back some sufganiyot or halvas?

 

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Re: Things are quite askew in the Warren household this evening.
Posted by: Misery sux ()
Date: November 25, 2011 03:09AM

Hey Mis. Drop dead!

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