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star trek inventions i want now!
Posted by: truethatskillup ()
Date: November 01, 2011 08:26PM

I want a mini transporter in my ass so i never have to take a shit again in my life.

Portable sonic shower.

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Re: star trek inventions i want now!
Posted by: IwantTwo ()
Date: November 01, 2011 08:29PM

I'll take a replicator and a holodeck.

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Re: star trek inventions i want now!
Posted by: obvious is obvious ()
Date: November 01, 2011 10:46PM

IwantTwo Wrote:
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> I'll take a replicator and a holodeck.

I hear replicator food isn't quite as good but at least hunger from laziness won't be an issue.

Holodecks can be easily abused, imagine what Mr. Misery would do in there.
Phaser would also be nice. And the device that the doctor uses to heal small burns and cuts on skin, so I can beat my future wife and kids without getting in trouble.

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Re: star trek inventions i want now!
Posted by: tomahawk ()
Date: November 01, 2011 11:40PM

You know, there aren't any robots in Star Trek (except for oddballs like Data), but I never see anyone with a mop or a vacuum cleaner. Does that carpet just clean itself?

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Re: star trek inventions i want now!
Posted by: Holoddiction ()
Date: November 02, 2011 01:35AM

I have said this before regarding holodecks.

The progress of human civilization will come to an abrupt and screeching halt 12 minutes and 37 seconds after someone invents the TV you can stick your dick in.

It will make crack or meth addiction look like a mild case of the caffeine jitters.

Why would you want to face the real world when you can live a perfect existence of fucking beautiful, big-titted, round-assed women forever?

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Re: star trek inventions i want now!
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: November 02, 2011 02:00AM

Definitely a phaser; that way you can kill people by vaporizing them. No need to clean up a body and definitely less forensic evidence.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/02/2011 02:00AM by eesh.

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Re: star trek inventions i want now!
Posted by: tomahawk ()
Date: November 02, 2011 02:06AM

Holoddiction Wrote:
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> I have said this before regarding holodecks.
>
> The progress of human civilization will come to an
> abrupt and screeching halt 12 minutes and 37
> seconds after someone invents the TV you can stick
> your dick in.
>
> It will make crack or meth addiction look like a
> mild case of the caffeine jitters.
>
> Why would you want to face the real world when you
> can live a perfect existence of fucking beautiful,
> big-titted, round-assed women forever?


Yeah, that was in a Dilbert book like 15 years ago.

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Re: star trek inventions i want now!
Posted by: WashingTone-Locian ()
Date: November 02, 2011 05:35AM

7 of 9 and her cybernetic vagina.

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Re: star trek inventions i want now!
Posted by: PhaserisfortheLazier ()
Date: November 02, 2011 01:38PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Definitely a phaser; that way you can kill people
> by vaporizing them. No need to clean up a body and
> definitely less forensic evidence.

Tired of having to wrap the bodies in plastic and bury them?

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Re: star trek inventions i want now!
Posted by: freaky ()
Date: November 02, 2011 01:56PM

A holodeck would be a perverts wet dream.

sleep ontop of a endless ocean of sexy female bodies that lay on top of each other and only the top layer moves to cuddle you as you sleep.

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Re: star trek inventions i want now!
Posted by: ooyeah ()
Date: November 03, 2011 08:13AM

Oh yeah the doctors healing device!

THen I could get that perfect skin I always wanted!

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