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Is There A Sexier Pic Than This Anywhere Online?
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: October 26, 2011 05:59PM

If I was going to a desert island and could bring one picture, I would bring this.
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Re: Is There A Sexier Pic Than This Anywhere Online?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: October 26, 2011 06:02PM

WingNut Wrote:
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> If I was going to a desert island and could bring
> one picture, I would bring this.


FUCK DUDE!!!!!


I LITERALLY JUST CAME IN MY PANTS. AND I WISH I WAS KIDDING ABOUT THAT. BUT I'M NOT. I ACTUALLY JUST EJACULATED A LITTLE IN MY PANTS.



THAT IS FUCKING H-O-T HOT!!! THANK YOU, 'NUT.

I SAID GOD DAMN.

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Re: Is There A Sexier Pic Than This Anywhere Online?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: October 26, 2011 06:04PM

...and.....you didn't hear this from me, but...................................................I think I would definitely have to rape that girl if I was in the park while she was doing that. I would definitely force myself on her.

no jury in the world would convict me, either.

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Re: Is There A Sexier Pic Than This Anywhere Online?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: October 26, 2011 06:05PM

...I would rape her.

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Re: Is There A Sexier Pic Than This Anywhere Online?
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: October 26, 2011 06:05PM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> WingNut Wrote:
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> > If I was going to a desert island and could
> bring
> > one picture, I would bring this.
>
>
> FUCK DUDE!!!!!
>
>
> I LITERALLY JUST CAME IN MY PANTS. AND I WISH I
> WAS KIDDING ABOUT THAT. BUT I'M NOT. I ACTUALLY
> JUST EJACULATED A LITTLE IN MY PANTS.
>
>
>
> THAT IS FUCKING H-O-T HOT!!! THANK YOU, 'NUT.
>
> I SAID GOD DAMN.


TMI, but I think we can agree on her.

Now top it, Miz, pay it forward!


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Re: Is There A Sexier Pic Than This Anywhere Online?
Posted by: Gay preacher ()
Date: October 26, 2011 06:07PM

Her ass, still smells like an ass.

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Re: Is There A Sexier Pic Than This Anywhere Online?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: October 26, 2011 06:10PM

WingNut Wrote:
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> Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> > WingNut Wrote:
> >
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> > > If I was going to a desert island and could
> > bring
> > > one picture, I would bring this.
> >
> >
> > FUCK DUDE!!!!!
> >
> >
> > I LITERALLY JUST CAME IN MY PANTS. AND I WISH I
> > WAS KIDDING ABOUT THAT. BUT I'M NOT. I ACTUALLY
> > JUST EJACULATED A LITTLE IN MY PANTS.
> >
> >
> >
> > THAT IS FUCKING H-O-T HOT!!! THANK YOU, 'NUT.
> >
> > I SAID GOD DAMN.
>
>
> TMI, but I think we can agree on her.
>
> Now top it, Miz, pay it forward!


how about this........notice how the one girl has strapped an adult beverage into the other girl's g-string.

now we are having fun.
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Re: Is There A Sexier Pic Than This Anywhere Online?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: October 26, 2011 06:21PM

I like to post other one too

when girls have paper money stuffed in their g-string, it means they enjoy exchanging sexual acts for financial compensation. This is sex to me.

we are only getting started tho
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Border Security is CHEAPER Than Wars
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: October 26, 2011 06:22PM

+1


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Re: Is There A Sexier Pic Than This Anywhere Online?
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: October 26, 2011 06:23PM

I like the string,, I like the stamp, I like the $$ in there.

But, that ass lacks the perfection, the roundedness and the grab factor of my honey up top.

B+

But thanks!

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Re: Is There A Sexier Pic Than This Anywhere Online?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: October 26, 2011 06:24PM

I like it too sometime when girl who are not as young as others become topless and wet in public
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Re: Is There A Sexier Pic Than This Anywhere Online?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: October 26, 2011 06:28PM

also enjoy sometime when girl who are as athletic become having g-string on while playing volleyball. THis is also sex to me.

she is athletic and enjoy to show off her buttock with string up it while she is playing very active and public game for very many spectators to enjoy
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Re: Is There A Sexier Pic Than This Anywhere Online?
Posted by: get a life ()
Date: October 26, 2011 06:34PM

Wingnut and Misery,

You sorry losers must lead a charmed life if this is how you get your rocks off.


Get a girlfriend, you desperate sacks of shit.

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Re: Is There A Sexier Pic Than This Anywhere Online?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: October 26, 2011 06:38PM

enjoyable when woman like to wear only string in the butt while playing hula hoop VERY PUBLICLY FOR ALL TO SEE. Even if she is a little too skinny, her blatant g-string ass showing is pleasure for many. And topless with bare woman tits showing as well. She is very public in her sex. This is the most of what is sex to me.
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Re: Is There A Sexier Pic Than This Anywhere Online?
Posted by: I agree ()
Date: October 26, 2011 06:40PM

get a life Wrote:
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> Wingnut and Misery,
>
> You sorry losers must lead a charmed life if this
> is how you get your rocks off.
>
>
> Get a girlfriend, you desperate sacks of shit.


I agree, pitiful bastard thou art, The girl in the first photo is OK but you two losers are making like you'd sell your souls to sniff her shit. Grow up already, and get out there any find some real flesh and blood girls. And for God's sake put away the dirty pictures already, your like two schoolyard kids of 13, just entering puberty.

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Re: Is There A Sexier Pic Than This Anywhere Online?
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: October 26, 2011 06:41PM

get a life Wrote:
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> Wingnut and Misery,
>
> You sorry losers must lead a charmed life if this
> is how you get your rocks off.
>
>
> Get a girlfriend, you desperate sacks of shit.

Got a good woman with a perfect little ass now.

Sorry that I like to look and gawk too, but I'm a flaming hetero with a strong pulse.

What's your glitch?


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Re: Is There A Sexier Pic Than This Anywhere Online?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: October 26, 2011 06:45PM

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Re: Is There A Sexier Pic Than This Anywhere Online?
Posted by: huh?? ()
Date: October 26, 2011 07:41PM

WingNut Wrote:
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> get a life Wrote:
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> > Wingnut and Misery,
> >
> > You sorry losers must lead a charmed life if
> this
> > is how you get your rocks off.
> >
> >
> > Get a girlfriend, you desperate sacks of shit.
>
> Got a good woman with a perfect little ass now.
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>

If she is so perfect why are you on fairfaxunderground 24/7 and "gawking" at pictures of naked women on the internet?

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Re: Is There A Sexier Pic Than This Anywhere Online?
Posted by: hellyeahmanthereis ()
Date: October 26, 2011 07:58PM


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Re: Is There A Sexier Pic Than This Anywhere Online?
Posted by: I identify with you both. ()
Date: October 26, 2011 08:15PM

huh?? Wrote:
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> WingNut Wrote:
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> > get a life Wrote:
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> > > Wingnut and Misery,
> > >
> > > You sorry losers must lead a charmed life if
> > this
> > > is how you get your rocks off.
> > >
> > >
> > > Get a girlfriend, you desperate sacks of
> shit.
> >
> > Got a good woman with a perfect little ass now.
> >
> >
>
> If she is so perfect why are you on
> fairfaxunderground 24/7 and "gawking" at pictures
> of naked women on the internet?


Wingnut, Miz, I pretty much am in the same boat as you two. I read about guys like Mick Jagger, Ron Jeremy, Ron Woods bedding thousands of women and her we three are, day after day looking at porn pictures and pretending. fucking life is and never will be fair. FUCK THESE GUYS!!! Keep posting those photos, we're entitled to some happiness.

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Re: Is There A Sexier Pic Than This Anywhere Online?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: October 26, 2011 08:20PM

very sex also is when mature girl can become without a top and enjoy showing her ass in some string down the middle. It can be pleasure as you may also see.
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Re: Is There A Sexier Pic Than This Anywhere Online?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: October 26, 2011 08:23PM

as of course you may also see it is when girl is naked as well that sex can become in her. With no clothe on naked breast and female buttock,it is seen there are many time in which man may become in arousal for this sight of beautiful.
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Re: Is There A Sexier Pic Than This Anywhere Online?
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: October 26, 2011 08:25PM

huh?? Wrote:
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> If she is so perfect why are you on
> fairfaxunderground 24/7 and "gawking" at pictures
> of naked women on the internet?

I'm here 3 or 4 days a week, off and on. Is that 24-7 to you? You must be here too, because you seem to think you know. Sad.

There is nothing wrong with appreciateing and lusting after some juicy female images. I know you PC fag liberals woud like to make a little healthy objectification a hate crime. Get over your Mommy issues, please.

Miz, if I told you once, I told you a thousand times, this Obama cocksucker must be voted out.


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Re: Is There A Sexier Pic Than This Anywhere Online?
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: October 26, 2011 08:26PM

Volleyball pic is PRIMO, Miz.

Pdero Say Gracias..

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Re: Is There A Sexier Pic Than This Anywhere Online?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: October 26, 2011 08:27PM

as you may also see it is such as well when female woman can become of sex to each other in ways that are of arousing to man who view such a thing; female girl who is enjoyed in being of sex with other female girl with much sex touch and arouse of feeling breast as well as vagina for each other can become many times of what a men is erection for viewing, as all we may imagine is such a case.
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Re: Is There A Sexier Pic Than This Anywhere Online?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: October 26, 2011 08:40PM

we may as well come to know of woman who are in much sex without having the best of body that a women may have in many cases. This is such a belief as to know that some woman who may not have a body in complete sex as we are accustomed may also become of many sex anyway because of a belief in her that is common to be understood as an expression of sex that many man are to find erection for, without the case of such a women being of complete and total sex in terms of a sex body that is common to male belief in what is known often to be of sex. This is being such an example of such.
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Re: Is There A Sexier Pic Than This Anywhere Online?
Date: October 26, 2011 08:41PM

I am reading this thread mainly bc I get a kick out of Miz's captions. lawlz. I'd love to have the body of whore #4 though. Also, eesh, do you really like pierced nips? I've always thought they looked creepy. They make boobs look like eyes.

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Re: Is There A Sexier Pic Than This Anywhere Online?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: October 26, 2011 08:44PM

there is also a belief that many woman can become in sex very much without becoming a naked. This is when such a woman may know of her sex so well that it is believed by many that her sex is very much to erection even without becoming without a cloth.
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Re: Is There A Sexier Pic Than This Anywhere Online?
Posted by: What? ()
Date: October 26, 2011 08:45PM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> we may as well come to know of woman who are in
> much sex without having the best of body that a
> women may have in many cases. This is such a
> belief as to know that some woman who may not have
> a body in complete sex as we are accustomed may
> also become of many sex anyway because of a belief
> in her that is common to be understood as an
> expression of sex that many man are to find
> erection for, without the case of such a women
> being of complete and total sex in terms of a sex
> body that is common to male belief in what is
> known often to be of sex. This is being such an
> example of such.
> ,

When did Miz become CERT?

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Re: Is There A Sexier Pic Than This Anywhere Online?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: October 26, 2011 08:51PM

there may also be in some truth that a women's sex can become of many thing other than that as we know. A man is often to find erectioning out of belief that a female sex can become in her out of being extremely sex in the public as well. That a girl woman have also belonged to sex because of a known reaction as that which is very public to be seen by many, it can also result in the ejaculations of very man who are spectator to such a display. This is sex in such a public female women:
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Re: Is There A Sexier Pic Than This Anywhere Online?
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: October 26, 2011 08:51PM

Miz, sorry bro, I am ignoring your keystrokes and just looking at your pics.

Don't take it the wrong way.

Carib beer botte in thong, BUENO!!


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Re: Is There A Sexier Pic Than This Anywhere Online?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: October 26, 2011 08:55PM

many of female woman also believe in such that viewing in a men can cause ejaculations of excitement for the variety of sex that is on display in a womens cloth. In such a belief, we see that very g-string and thong can become sex in itself only by becoming a man's pleasure to be of witness....it can cause extreme joy of orgasm in man to view such a sex woman who may believe it is so to expose her thong straps and that also of g-string in such a public way that it may evoke male sperm to appear. Here is such a belief:
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Re: Is There A Sexier Pic Than This Anywhere Online?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: October 26, 2011 09:01PM

for many, it is belief that sex may arrive in a female woman by that which is of so little cloth, it may also become extremely sex and far beyond that which may be viewed in a sex woman who is completely without a cloth at all. Such it is that a girl woman can become many sex by wearing so little cloth that it is even more sex than that which is in a woman who bears no cloth at all on her very sex physique. A man may ejaculate his sperm into such a situation:
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Re: Is There A Sexier Pic Than This Anywhere Online?
Date: October 26, 2011 09:02PM

The faces of hos 1 and 2 could invoke nightmares!

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Re: Is There A Sexier Pic Than This Anywhere Online?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: October 26, 2011 09:08PM

in many male sperm, it can be said that a sex woman may become out of such situations where a belief of sex can repeatedly become that which is not understood. In these vignettes, a female sex is that which may arise from a male erection of joy, that which is both remarkable to understand and also for not comprehending by many. That is where a sex may arise to many. This is belief for sex females in various revelations of what may become a sex to some man, and what may not behold in sex to other man. Here is tableau viewing of that which may arise from a male who can behold of sex differently than other:
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Re: Is There A Sexier Pic Than This Anywhere Online?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: October 26, 2011 09:11PM

in understanding a sex female, we must comprehend of what may become in situation that evokes erotic pleasure lust from many sperm. This is such a belief:
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Re: Is There A Sexier Pic Than This Anywhere Online?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: October 26, 2011 09:15PM

here we may understand the extent of which a sex female may arise in pleasure feelings for many that are understood as such. A sex woman may become in herself that which man yearns for achieving in many ejaculation. This becomes a matter of a sex woman comprehending very supercilious natures of cloths that become sex in themselves. Here we may achieve believing for the nature of sex:
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Re: Is There A Sexier Pic Than This Anywhere Online?
Posted by: Yucky24. ()
Date: October 26, 2011 09:46PM

Man, you guys have really bad taste/low standards.

PS. A young Angelina Jolie in "Hackers" = pretty hard to beat.



As is a young/pre-klepto Winona Ryder:



Not to mention a young Estella Warren:


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Re: Is There A Sexier Pic Than This Anywhere Online?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: October 28, 2011 09:49PM

in many sex there is ejaculation pleasures arising from the fellatioing of the male sex penis. This is such a belief:
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Re: Is There A Sexier Pic Than This Anywhere Online?
Posted by: i like this thread ()
Date: October 29, 2011 12:08AM

Misery you are a fucking genius -> please continue!

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Re: Is There A Sexier Pic Than This Anywhere Online?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: October 29, 2011 12:49AM

as well in many of young sex women there arises a deep conflagration of erection hormones in the male sex penis when confronted with such a tableau as of which a sex woman may become a thing of beautiful adoration, in which her buttock may be seen as a women who have yet to discover that which may become over the appearance of what we believe a cloth may hide....here is such a belief when a women is becoming of which a string thong may become inexorably wedged inside of her female sex buttock.
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Re: Is There A Sexier Pic Than This Anywhere Online?
Posted by: Mong0Lloyd ()
Date: October 29, 2011 08:05AM

get a life Wrote:
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> Wingnut and Misery,
>
> You sorry losers must lead a charmed life if this
> is how you get your rocks off.
>
>
> Get a girlfriend, you desperate sacks of shit.


"Lives" are in proportion to income or how handsome a dude is. Most of us here can only live the lives we can afford. Women of masturbatory quality are definitely not within our financial reach, nor can we attract them with our looks. Chicks have an acute sense of their meat market value and, AS LONG AS THEY'RE NOT FAT, they can hold out for dudes far above their class and rating.

In my case, my income is modest and my looks are below average. While I have accumulated much wealth, women can sniff out that it is ACCUMULATED. They can tell I don't have the kind of disposition and income that they can party off of and, once they spent all my money, they would dump me and move on to be Arm Candy to some male model or hedge fund hyena. Many studies have proven that ugliness tends to negatively affect a man's income and women instinctively know that already.

American women are the most expensive on earth yet provide some of the poorest quality companionship. A direct result of the social distortions caused by predatory capitalism. The Masturbation Superhighway of internet porn is the ONLY thing that's keeping men from waging armed revolution against a system and way of life that is incredibly unjust.

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Re: Is There A Sexier Pic Than This Anywhere Online?
Posted by: poopstick ()
Date: October 29, 2011 12:45PM

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Re: Is There A Sexier Pic Than This Anywhere Online?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: October 29, 2011 01:26PM

Mong0Lloyd Wrote:
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> get a life Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Wingnut and Misery,
> >
> > You sorry losers must lead a charmed life if
> this
> > is how you get your rocks off.
> >
> >
> > Get a girlfriend, you desperate sacks of shit.
>
>
> "Lives" are in proportion to income or how
> handsome a dude is. Most of us here can only live
> the lives we can afford. Women of masturbatory
> quality are definitely not within our financial
> reach, nor can we attract them with our looks.
> Chicks have an acute sense of their meat market
> value and, AS LONG AS THEY'RE NOT FAT, they can
> hold out for dudes far above their class and
> rating.
>
> In my case, my income is modest and my looks are
> below average. While I have accumulated much
> wealth, women can sniff out that it is
> ACCUMULATED. They can tell I don't have the kind
> of disposition and income that they can party off
> of and, once they spent all my money, they would
> dump me and move on to be Arm Candy to some male
> model or hedge fund hyena. Many studies have
> proven that ugliness tends to negatively affect a
> man's income and women instinctively know that
> already.
>
> American women are the most expensive on earth yet
> provide some of the poorest quality companionship.
> A direct result of the social distortions caused
> by predatory capitalism. The Masturbation
> Superhighway of internet porn is the ONLY thing
> that's keeping men from waging armed revolution
> against a system and way of life that is
> incredibly unjust.


I like to help you publish this. Please to be writing another 150 pages and we may shop it around to Random House and Little Brown. I believe there is a book here that may change the world.

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Re: Is There A Sexier Pic Than This Anywhere Online?
Posted by: Very intelligent response ()
Date: October 29, 2011 01:33PM

Mong0Lloyd Wrote:
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> get a life Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > Wingnut and Misery,
> >
> > You sorry losers must lead a charmed life if
> this
> > is how you get your rocks off.
> >
> >
> > Get a girlfriend, you desperate sacks of shit.
>
>
> "Lives" are in proportion to income or how
> handsome a dude is. Most of us here can only live
> the lives we can afford. Women of masturbatory
> quality are definitely not within our financial
> reach, nor can we attract them with our looks.
> Chicks have an acute sense of their meat market
> value and, AS LONG AS THEY'RE NOT FAT, they can
> hold out for dudes far above their class and
> rating.
>
> In my case, my income is modest and my looks are
> below average. While I have accumulated much
> wealth, women can sniff out that it is
> ACCUMULATED. They can tell I don't have the kind
> of disposition and income that they can party off
> of and, once they spent all my money, they would
> dump me and move on to be Arm Candy to some male
> model or hedge fund hyena. Many studies have
> proven that ugliness tends to negatively affect a
> man's income and women instinctively know that
> already.
>
> American women are the most expensive on earth yet
> provide some of the poorest quality companionship.
> A direct result of the social distortions caused
> by predatory capitalism. The Masturbation
> Superhighway of internet porn is the ONLY thing
> that's keeping men from waging armed revolution
> against a system and way of life that is
> incredibly unjust.


Very well done answer.

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Re: Is There A Sexier Pic Than This Anywhere Online?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: October 29, 2011 01:37PM

I like to fuck every girl in the world. Whether they like it or not. Seriously, I will do this. As long as it takes, if you're out there and a girl, I will fuck you.

I'm comin' for you.
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Re: Is There A Sexier Pic Than This Anywhere Online?
Posted by: Cliff's Notes ()
Date: October 29, 2011 01:44PM

Mong0Lloyd Wrote:
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> get a life Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Wingnut and Misery,
> >
> > You sorry losers must lead a charmed life if
> this
> > is how you get your rocks off.
> >
> >
> > Get a girlfriend, you desperate sacks of shit.
>
>
> "Lives" are in proportion to income or how
> handsome a dude is. Most of us here can only live
> the lives we can afford. Women of masturbatory
> quality are definitely not within our financial
> reach, nor can we attract them with our looks.
> Chicks have an acute sense of their meat market
> value and, AS LONG AS THEY'RE NOT FAT, they can
> hold out for dudes far above their class and
> rating.
>
> In my case, my income is modest and my looks are
> below average. While I have accumulated much
> wealth, women can sniff out that it is
> ACCUMULATED. They can tell I don't have the kind
> of disposition and income that they can party off
> of and, once they spent all my money, they would
> dump me and move on to be Arm Candy to some male
> model or hedge fund hyena. Many studies have
> proven that ugliness tends to negatively affect a
> man's income and women instinctively know that
> already.
>
> American women are the most expensive on earth yet
> provide some of the poorest quality companionship.
> A direct result of the social distortions caused
> by predatory capitalism. The Masturbation
> Superhighway of internet porn is the ONLY thing
> that's keeping men from waging armed revolution
> against a system and way of life that is
> incredibly unjust.



Translation: I'm not rich and very ugly; therefore, I never get laid and hot women ignore me.

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Re: Is There A Sexier Pic Than This Anywhere Online?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: October 29, 2011 02:14PM

I'll fuck everything in the world that has a vaginal

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Re: Is There A Sexier Pic Than This Anywhere Online?
Posted by: bps7772000 ()
Date: October 30, 2011 12:13AM

Who could ever forget this one..?
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