Re: Dear Mr. Misery,
Date: October 21, 2011 10:40PM
poopstick Wrote:
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> Dear Mr. Misery,
>
> What is your favorite food?
stead
> Where do you shop for clothes?
K-Mart
> Do you have more clothes hanging in your closet or
> folded in drawers?
most are in a pile on the floor. The dirty clothes go in a separate pile. Sometimes the clean pile and the dirty pile get mixed, tho. And I'm not even making that up.
> Do you own clothes?
I own a few different things.
> Do you prefer lists or mashed potatoes?
lists
> How many times have you vomited in front of a
> crowd?
one time in elementary school I threw up. It was foot-long hotdog day. My foot-long looked like a wiener because it was too long for the bun it was in, and a few of the other boys were pointing and laughing, because it looked like I was holding a foot-long wiener up to my mouth. I got really upset and threw up on the foot-long and they took me to the school nurse. I went home early that day.
> If you had to slap a president (alive or dead) in
> the face, who would you slap and what would you
> have for breakfast the next day?
Martin Van Buren, pop tarts
> Why are penguins black and white?
I don't know. When I was a boy, I had to dress up as a penguin once for the school Christmas play. During the part where me and the other boys dressed as penguins had to go out and sing our number, my construction paper beak fell off, in the middle of the song. I had to pick it back up and hold it up to my nose for the rest of the number. The other boys in the audience were pointing and laughing.
> How do you feel about caterpillars?
take too long to put their shoes on.
> Anklewich or Red Hot and Blue?
Anklewich
> Which is better, things or stuff?
a few different things
>
> Sincerely,
>
> Poopstick
this is good