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Dear Mr. Misery,
Posted by:
poopstick
()
Date: October 21, 2011 10:11PM
Dear Mr. Misery,
What is your favorite food?
Where do you shop for clothes?
Do you have more clothes hanging in your closet or folded in drawers?
Do you own clothes?
Do you prefer lists or mashed potatoes?
How many times have you vomited in front of a crowd?
If you had to slap a president (alive or dead) in the face, who would you slap and what would you have for breakfast the next day?
Why are penguins black and white?
How do you feel about caterpillars?
Anklewich or Red Hot and Blue?
Which is better, things or stuff?
Sincerely,
Poopstick
What is your favorite food?
Where do you shop for clothes?
Do you have more clothes hanging in your closet or folded in drawers?
Do you own clothes?
Do you prefer lists or mashed potatoes?
How many times have you vomited in front of a crowd?
If you had to slap a president (alive or dead) in the face, who would you slap and what would you have for breakfast the next day?
Why are penguins black and white?
How do you feel about caterpillars?
Anklewich or Red Hot and Blue?
Which is better, things or stuff?
Sincerely,
Poopstick
Re: Dear Mr. Misery,
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
()
Date: October 21, 2011 10:40PM
poopstick Wrote:
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> Dear Mr. Misery,
>
> What is your favorite food?
stead
> Where do you shop for clothes?
K-Mart
> Do you have more clothes hanging in your closet or
> folded in drawers?
most are in a pile on the floor. The dirty clothes go in a separate pile. Sometimes the clean pile and the dirty pile get mixed, tho. And I'm not even making that up.
> Do you own clothes?
I own a few different things.
> Do you prefer lists or mashed potatoes?
lists
> How many times have you vomited in front of a
> crowd?
one time in elementary school I threw up. It was foot-long hotdog day. My foot-long looked like a wiener because it was too long for the bun it was in, and a few of the other boys were pointing and laughing, because it looked like I was holding a foot-long wiener up to my mouth. I got really upset and threw up on the foot-long and they took me to the school nurse. I went home early that day.
> If you had to slap a president (alive or dead) in
> the face, who would you slap and what would you
> have for breakfast the next day?
Martin Van Buren, pop tarts
> Why are penguins black and white?
I don't know. When I was a boy, I had to dress up as a penguin once for the school Christmas play. During the part where me and the other boys dressed as penguins had to go out and sing our number, my construction paper beak fell off, in the middle of the song. I had to pick it back up and hold it up to my nose for the rest of the number. The other boys in the audience were pointing and laughing.
> How do you feel about caterpillars?
take too long to put their shoes on.
> Anklewich or Red Hot and Blue?
Anklewich
> Which is better, things or stuff?
a few different things
>
> Sincerely,
>
> Poopstick
this is good
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> Dear Mr. Misery,
>
> What is your favorite food?
stead
> Where do you shop for clothes?
K-Mart
> Do you have more clothes hanging in your closet or
> folded in drawers?
most are in a pile on the floor. The dirty clothes go in a separate pile. Sometimes the clean pile and the dirty pile get mixed, tho. And I'm not even making that up.
> Do you own clothes?
I own a few different things.
> Do you prefer lists or mashed potatoes?
lists
> How many times have you vomited in front of a
> crowd?
one time in elementary school I threw up. It was foot-long hotdog day. My foot-long looked like a wiener because it was too long for the bun it was in, and a few of the other boys were pointing and laughing, because it looked like I was holding a foot-long wiener up to my mouth. I got really upset and threw up on the foot-long and they took me to the school nurse. I went home early that day.
> If you had to slap a president (alive or dead) in
> the face, who would you slap and what would you
> have for breakfast the next day?
Martin Van Buren, pop tarts
> Why are penguins black and white?
I don't know. When I was a boy, I had to dress up as a penguin once for the school Christmas play. During the part where me and the other boys dressed as penguins had to go out and sing our number, my construction paper beak fell off, in the middle of the song. I had to pick it back up and hold it up to my nose for the rest of the number. The other boys in the audience were pointing and laughing.
> How do you feel about caterpillars?
take too long to put their shoes on.
> Anklewich or Red Hot and Blue?
Anklewich
> Which is better, things or stuff?
a few different things
>
> Sincerely,
>
> Poopstick
this is good
Re: Dear Mr. Misery,
Posted by:
poopstick
()
Date: October 21, 2011 10:46PM
God I used to love footlong hot dog day. It felt like I was getting more bang for my buck even though my parents were paying for me to eat.
Did you have milk pouches? I couldn't stand those, the milk was always sour at the end but it was fun to stab them with the pointy straw.
Don't tell anyone that I don't know who Jennifer Anklwich is.
Did you have milk pouches? I couldn't stand those, the milk was always sour at the end but it was fun to stab them with the pointy straw.
Don't tell anyone that I don't know who Jennifer Anklwich is.
Re: Dear Mr. Misery,
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
()
Date: October 21, 2011 10:52PM
we had the little milk cartons. What were they called? Shenandoah's Pride. That's it. There was always the slow boy who needed the teacher to help him open the little spout on his milk. And the boy who accidentally called the teacher "mom".
for me, pizza day is where it was at. The pizza was, to this day, the greatest pizza I've ever had. So greasy. The cheese, so melty. The little chunks of pepperonis. They're not hot, they're spicy. Where can I get school cafeteria pizza? And tater tots. Ah, the tots.
one time, a boy in my class took a bite out of his cookie and pretended it was a ray gun and started pointing it like a gun and making zapping noises. That boy got in big trouble.
for me, pizza day is where it was at. The pizza was, to this day, the greatest pizza I've ever had. So greasy. The cheese, so melty. The little chunks of pepperonis. They're not hot, they're spicy. Where can I get school cafeteria pizza? And tater tots. Ah, the tots.
one time, a boy in my class took a bite out of his cookie and pretended it was a ray gun and started pointing it like a gun and making zapping noises. That boy got in big trouble.
Re: Dear Mr. Misery,
Posted by:
poopstick
()
Date: October 21, 2011 11:08PM
I enjoyed this. It's time to try to fall asleep. Lets do this again sometime.
Re: Dear Mr. Misery,
Posted by:
Conie
()
Date: October 21, 2011 11:14PM
poopstick Wrote:
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> I enjoyed this. It's time to try to fall asleep.
> Lets do this again sometime.
Yeeeeah...let's do this again sometime asshole.
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> I enjoyed this. It's time to try to fall asleep.
> Lets do this again sometime.
Yeeeeah...let's do this again sometime asshole.
Re: Dear Mr. Misery,
Posted by:
poopstiglitz
()
Date: October 22, 2011 12:09AM
Yeeeeah and Conie I have the state of Michigan tattooed on my side.
Re: Dear Mr. Misery,
Posted by:
I want my name back
()
Date: October 22, 2011 04:51AM
"the greatest pizza I've ever had. So greasy. The cheese, so melty. The little chunks of pepperonis. They're not hot, they're spicy. Where can I get school cafeteria pizza?"
Totino's
"And tater tots. Ah, the tots."
Hooters and maybe you can use your windsong ways to pick up the 20 year old hooter girl
Totino's
"And tater tots. Ah, the tots."
Hooters and maybe you can use your windsong ways to pick up the 20 year old hooter girl