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Salami farts or dirty vagina?
Posted by: poopstick ()
Date: October 21, 2011 10:24AM

When I was in high school the girl with the locker next to me always had a salami smell about her. Sometimes farts smell like salami, but she couldn't have been farting everyday and there is no way she was eating salami sandwiches every single day.... so is salami smell an indication of a dirty vagina for some girls?

I still love salami, it's the king of cold cuts.

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Re: Salami farts or dirty vagina?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: October 21, 2011 12:09PM

Salami farts? How about cake farts?




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Re: Salami farts or dirty vagina?
Posted by: poopstick ()
Date: October 21, 2011 01:23PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Salami farts? How about cake farts?
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I'm not sure if that made me more horny or more hungry.

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Re: Salami farts or dirty vagina?
Posted by: jbalo ()
Date: October 21, 2011 02:57PM

poopstick - which of the things discussed actually turned you on?

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Re: Salami farts or dirty vagina?
Posted by: poopstick ()
Date: October 21, 2011 04:19PM

The cake. Chocolate cake is very sexual in nature, even more sexual than farting. The fact that she sat on it and then blew farts was a double whammy. Two birds with one stone.

I just wish she was wearing a birthday hat and farted out some candles first, but that may have broken the fire code where they were filming... and I don't think CERT would approve of that.

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Re: Salami farts or dirty vagina?
Posted by: open eyez ()
Date: October 21, 2011 04:20PM

So jbalo, did that answer your question?!

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Re: Salami farts or dirty vagina?
Posted by: SoylentGreen ()
Date: October 21, 2011 05:15PM

open eyez Wrote:
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> So jbalo, did that answer your question?!


I'm not jbalo.............but I'm pretty certain there was no correct answer to that question.

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Re: Salami farts or dirty vagina?
Posted by: poopstick ()
Date: October 21, 2011 09:59PM

SoylentGreen Wrote:
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> open eyez Wrote:
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> > So jbalo, did that answer your question?!
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> I'm not jbalo.............but I'm pretty certain
> there was no correct answer to that question.


Rhetorical!
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