Remember this - you beat out thousands of sperms to get here, so you must be pretty special. The game of life, you can't win it if you're not in it! No one says your life has to go a particular direction, just go with the flow and then you'll know.

SUICIDE Wrote:
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> Remember this - you beat out thousands of sperms
> to get here, so you must be pretty special.


No, not really.

Millions of sperm. Not thousands.

jbass sperm>eesh eggs

jbalo Wrote:
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> Millions of sperm. Not thousands.


even more reason to stop bitching about life. but millions dont cum out. thous do. millions are in the male body at any given time tho

Last night some of my brothers hit the ceiling

1000 Wrote:
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> jbalo Wrote:
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> > Millions of sperm. Not thousands.
>
>
> even more reason to stop bitching about life. but
> millions dont cum out. thous do. millions are in
> the male body at any given time tho

You are incorrect. There are, on average, 65 million sperm per ml of semen and the average ejaculation is around 3 mls. If my 8 years of medical training makes me qualified to do a little math then that means there are around 200 million sperm cells are in each ejaculation.

edit to correct typo



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/05/2011 06:39PM by jbalo.

Another reason to wrap that baby up.

jbalo Wrote:
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> 1000 Wrote:
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> > jbalo Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Millions of sperm. Not thousands.
> >
> >
> > even more reason to stop bitching about life.
> but
> > millions dont cum out. thous do. millions are
> in
> > the male body at any given time tho
>
> You are incorrect. There are, on average, 65
> million sperm per ml of semen and the average
> ejaculation is around 3 mls. If my 8 years of
> medical training makes me qualified to do a little
> math then that means there are around 200 million
> sperm cells are in each ejaculation.
>
> edit to correct typo


I think you missed the point of this thread, maybe you should kill yourself :)

Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

Devil's Reject Wrote:
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>
>
> I think you missed the point of this thread, maybe
> you should kill yourself :)


I got the point, little girl. Was just correcting an inaccuracy in OP's post.

Maybe suicides dad had a low sperm count? Or was the result of a sloppy butt fuck? Maybe the dad came in the mothers shoes and let the flies do the work?

My sperm swims fast.

jbalo Wrote:
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> Devil's Reject Wrote:
> >
> >
> >
> > I think you missed the point of this thread,
> maybe
> > you should kill yourself :)
>
>
> I got the point, little girl. Was just correcting
> an inaccuracy in OP's post.

which is EXACTLY why you should kill yourself. no one asked for your corrections, you little dick prick.

Priapus Wrote:
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> Last night some of my brothers hit the ceiling


So what are you saying? Your dad has amazing power behind his cumshots?

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> > Devil's Reject Wrote:
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > I think you missed the point of this thread,
> > maybe
> > > you should kill yourself :)
> >
> >
> > I got the point, little girl. Was just
> correcting
> > an inaccuracy in OP's post.
> which is EXACTLY why you should kill yourself. no
> one asked for your corrections, you little dick
> prick.

I do not have a little dick.

poopstick Wrote:
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> > Last night some of my brothers hit the ceiling
>
>
> So what are you saying? Your dad has amazing power
> behind his cumshots?


LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

suicidal asian girls give the best sex!

jbalo Wrote:
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> Devil's Reject Wrote:
> >
> >
> >
> > I think you missed the point of this thread,
> maybe
> > you should kill yourself :)
>
>
> I got the point, little girl. Was just correcting
> an inaccuracy in OP's post.


that just gave me a boner for some reason......a mature jewish lady doctor calling a young, nubile juvenile delinquent "little girl"......like the start of a porno or something....

i'm going to go a nd jack off now

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> > Devil's Reject Wrote:
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > I think you missed the point of this thread,
> > maybe
> > > you should kill yourself :)
> >
> >
> > I got the point, little girl. Was just
> correcting
> > an inaccuracy in OP's post.
>
>
> that just gave me a boner for some reason......a
> mature jewish lady doctor calling a young, nubile
> juvenile delinquent "little girl"......like the
> start of a porno or something....
>
> i'm going to go a nd jack off now


We all thought you were banned Misery

I like the Dreamgirls Network.....you get access to five or six different sites, all real-life hot bitches and cunts who get naked and thongs and g-strings in public, and they're not even getting paid! The hottest part to me is the fact that these dumb bitches are too dumb to even get paid to take their clothes and tits and vulvas off in front of a camera. I was working it to one clip the other night where these dumb drunk bitches were all on stage in a club, naked, fingering themselves and each other, eating each others disgusting pussies, and even fucking themselves up their pussies with empty beer bottles.....my hand to god, it actually happened, and not one of those dumb slits got paid a red cent for any of it!

if the bitch is getting paid to take her clothes off or fuck, I'm not interested. If she's too stupid to get paid, then I'm in. That's quality. That's exciting. She's got to WANT to do it.....just for being a dumb dirty slut....that has to be the motivation....or else I just can't get hard.

just wanted to make sure that post gets read

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> just wanted to make sure that post gets read


unfortunately....your posts are read Miz.

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> jbalo Wrote:
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> > Devil's Reject Wrote:
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > I think you missed the point of this thread,
> > maybe
> > > you should kill yourself :)
> >
> >
> > I got the point, little girl. Was just
> correcting
> > an inaccuracy in OP's post.
>
>
> that just gave me a boner for some reason......a
> mature jewish lady doctor calling a young, nubile
> juvenile delinquent "little girl"......like the
> start of a porno or something....
>
> i'm going to go a nd jack off now

how old do you think I am, Mr misery?

35? I meant 'mature' as a compliment. I love mature women. Real women. Grown women. Not little girls. No offense, Devil's Reject.

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> 35? I meant 'mature' as a compliment. I love
> mature women. Real women. Grown women. Not little
> girls. No offense, Devil's Reject.

Just was curious how you defined mature. Some would say 50+ . Your guess is within 3 years.

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> 35? I meant 'mature' as a compliment. I love
> mature women. Real women. Grown women. Not little
> girls. No offense, Devil's Reject.

ok well thats great and all. im 22. and not a girl nor am i a woman.

Devil's Reject Wrote:
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> Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> > 35? I meant 'mature' as a compliment. I love
> > mature women. Real women. Grown women. Not
> little
> > girls. No offense, Devil's Reject.
>
> ok well thats great and all. im 22. and not a girl
> nor am i a woman.


"I'm not a girl....not yet a woman"

-Britney Spears







I worked it like crazy to that video when it came out. Her pussy was practically hanging out of her pants they were so low......why did that look go away? Why won't it come back? Do you wear your pants down around your pussy, DR? Jbalo?