I find it interesting that just about every male who's ever posted on this forum has at one time made a sexual comment about women and wanting to fuck particularly attractive women, such as those often featured in the hot or not threads. But no woman on this forum will even hint at their own sexuality, about being attracted to men, or ever talk about how many dicks they've sucked off, how much they love to suck dicks, or anything like that. Why do women here feel like they have to act like "ladies", like we're still in the 1950's or something, that they won't talk at all about anything sexual?

I find that fascinating.



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> I'll break the ice. I love dicks. The bigger the
> better.

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Aw, Miz, it's just not the way most women talk. That's really more a guy thing.

And as for the pics above, the first one looks odd, which makes it a bit creepy. But the second one is pretty good, though it'd be better if he has a good face too. The third one is a little scary with the look on that guy's face.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/08/2011 09:49PM by Shadow.

The last dick I sucked, I puked on it. True story.

i was wondering waht size dick women prefer...i have a mere 5 and 3/4 inch penis and i feel like that is small....but not a one woman has complained....but i feel like it is small but no woman has said anything..........anyone have a comment on this...

Shadow Wrote:
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> Aw, Miz, it's just not the way most women talk.
> That's really more a guy thing.
>
> And as for the pics above, the first one looks
> odd, which makes it a bit creepy. But the second
> one is pretty good, though it'd be better if he
> has a good face too. The third one is a little
> scary with the look on that guy's face.


I don't believe women just 'don't talk like that'. That's horse-hockey.

but Shadow, let's talk turkey......if a nice, gentle, handsome man happened to have a penis about the size of a 6 year old boy's penis, but he was the best guy you ever met, what would you do? If you loved him, would you suck on it? Would you put it in your mouth? I have an extremely small, uncircumsized penis. But I'm a great guy. SO......where do we go from here?

I also have a good face.

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> Shadow Wrote:
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> > Aw, Miz, it's just not the way most women talk.
>
> > That's really more a guy thing.
> >
> > And as for the pics above, the first one looks
> > odd, which makes it a bit creepy. But the
> second
> > one is pretty good, though it'd be better if he
> > has a good face too. The third one is a little
> > scary with the look on that guy's face.
>
>
> I don't believe women just 'don't talk like that'.
> That's horse-hockey.
>
> but Shadow, let's talk turkey......if a nice,
> gentle, handsome man happened to have a penis
> about the size of a 6 year old boy's penis, but he
> was the best guy you ever met, what would you do?
> If you loved him, would you suck on it? Would you
> put it in your mouth? I have an extremely small,
> uncircumsized penis. But I'm a great guy.
> SO......where do we go from here?
>
> I also have a good face.

That explains so much Miz.

they are all dykes and want to lick each other's pussies!

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/04/2012 09:39PM by Alias.

99.9% of females in the world have had or will at some point have a male penis in their mouths. It's a fact. You wife has had a penis in her mouth. You mother has had a penis in her mouth. Your grandmother, penis in mouth. Your sister, lots of penises in her mouth. Your daughter will have a penis in her mouth....she might have already had one in her mouth. Your newborn baby girl, will have a big juicy cock in her mouth at some point in her life, probably many, many times, and she will LOVE it. Sucking on it. Slobbering on it. Spitting on it. Blowing on it. Jerking it. Stroking it. Pumping it. Your little girl, your little angel, your 'pumpkin'.....big fat dick in her mouth. Your mother......fat, juicy, veiny dick in her mouth. Your kindergarten teacher, your lawyer, your doctor, your dentist, the woman checking you out at Giant, the girl taking your ticket at the cinema, EVERY woman you will ever meet.....has had or will have a big dick in her mouth, cumming on her stupid bitch face, cumming in her mouth, down her throat, a big steaming load down her throat. That's the reality. Every woman, a dick in her mouth. That's what women do. THat's what they are. Think of that the next time you see a female. Any female, no matter how old, no matter her race, religion, nationality...it doesn't matter. She's had a penis in her mouth.
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women suck it, but men get it sucked. To me that means that women are naturally subservient. They have the hole. We have the tool. We put the tool into the hole. The tool is in charge. The hole is just there. Women service men. They SERVICE us. That's why I don't respect them.

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I can't begin to compete with that shit. Though I have to wonder what's up with the huge fucking sore on that one dude's nut?

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> Why would you want to?
>
> They're so gross looking.
>
> Discusting!
>
> GAG. VOMIT.

Shut the fuck up, bitch!

Get down on your knees, open your festering gob, and take my fat cock down your slut throat!

Good girl!

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Ladies, do you think it's sexy if I put my dick in a hotdog bun and put mustard on it and then get a lady to suck it? Everyone is right though we got the tool they got the hole our tool pleasures their hole. Without our tool no reproduction! Girls sit down to pee, we stand so we can blow our load on their tits or face! And when they bend over we can fuck their pussies which means they belong on all fours so we can fuck them from behind.

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> Everyone is right though we got
> the tool they got the hole our tool pleasures
> their hole. Without our tool no reproduction!
> Girls sit down to pee, we stand so we can blow our
> load on their tits or face! And when they bend
> over we can fuck their pussies which means they
> belong on all fours so we can fuck them from
> behind.

+1

Bravo! Well said! Good show!

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Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> I find it interesting that just about every male
> who's ever posted on this forum has at one time
> made a sexual comment about women and wanting to
> fuck particularly attractive women, such as those
> often featured in the hot or not threads. But no
> woman on this forum will even hint at their own
> sexuality, about being attracted to men, or ever
> talk about how many dicks they've sucked off, how
> much they love to suck dicks, or anything like
> that. Why do women here feel like they have to act
> like "ladies", like we're still in the 1950's or
> something, that they won't talk at all about
> anything sexual?
>
> I find that fascinating.


The question exists too of why is it that sucking dicks is all you talk about?

I am probably the only woman to reply to this thread so take my answer as an authority:

We women don't talk about dicks and sucking dicks because we are all married to one or dating one or trying to stay away from one. It's bad enough being at home or at work with a dick, why spoil the fun on the internet by discussing pricks! Internet is for lesbian porn so we can experience sex in its fullest glory!

When was the last time you shaved your hairy balls or the area between your arsehole, you douchebags?

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> Why is it that having your dick sucked is all you talk about?

Because it's all men think about. If you had a penis, you'd understand.

Julia Pretzer Wrote:
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> When was the last time you shaved your hairy balls
> or the area between your arsehole, you douchebags?

Why on earth would any male shave anthing below their Adam's
Apple? For you? Please...like we care about the quality of
YOUR experience while you're sucking our dicks.

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> > Why is it that having your dick sucked is all
> you talk about?
>
> Because it's all men think about. If you had a
> penis, you'd understand.


I have to say, jbalo...i think he speaks the truth. I do believe
that's all men think about.

jBashful Wrote:

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> I have to say, jbalo...i think he speaks the
> truth. I do believe
> that's all men think about.


no wonder my husband gets so excited once a year on his birthday.

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> >
> > I have to say, jbalo...i think he speaks the
> > truth. I do believe
> > that's all men think about.
>
>
> no wonder my husband gets so excited once a year
> on his birthday.

Naah, he's just pretending. He gets his dick sucked daily by Frank the gay guy at the office.

Julia Pretzer Wrote:
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> When was the last time you shaved your hairy balls
> or the area between your arsehole, you douchebags?


the area between your arsehole?

Isn't that the colon?

Does a colon even have hair on it?

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> >
> > I have to say, jbalo...i think he speaks the
> > truth. I do believe
> > that's all men think about.
>
>
> no wonder my husband gets so excited once a year
> on his birthday.


jbalo places her husbands giant throbbing cock dick in her mouth once a year, then starts to pump it with her right hand, then starts to lick it, suck it, blow on it, and before you know it, she's bobbing up and down, slobbering and sucking and fucking and pumping and jacking and jerking on her husband's big veiny dick, deepthroating it, cramming the giant member so far down her throat that she starts to gag, then before she can take it out, her husband's massive cock spurts hot creamy salty cum all over, inside her mouth, and she tries to swallow, but the load of his jizz is just too much, and she begins to spit it up, like a baby, and jizz and cum is now dribbling down her chin. Her husband withdraws his throbbing member and jbalo shamefully is made to lick up the cum she spit up. "I'm sorry, honey......your giant load was just too much for me", she says with a bashful grin. "that's okay, babe," Mr. jbalo says. "Now, go iron my shirt and make me a sandwhich."

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> jbalo places her husbands giant throbbing cock
> dick in her mouth once a year, then starts to pump
> it with her right hand, then starts to lick it,
> suck it, blow on it....

Do you think Miz grins and giggles as he types up shit like this?

abso-fruitly

Here's another example to show ONLY men are obsessed with their dicks:

http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/671360.html

We, women, don't give a rat's ass about your silly, limpy things.

Julia Pretzer Wrote:
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> We, women, don't give a rat's ass about your
> silly, limpy things.

Fortunately for you, we men do not share your
distain for the genitals of the opposite sex.

As the old saw goes: Women - if it weren't for
what's between their legs, we'd be hunting them.

men have penises, women have vaginas. Men take their penises and insert them into women's vaginas, and then after a couple minutes, a small amount of viscous white fluid comes out of the tip of men's penises and goes into the inside part of women's vaginas, and then if a little bit of the white fluid goes up into the women's stomach, she gets pregnant and has a baby a few weeks later. This is how women have babies.

I've been looking for the perfect way to explain where babies come from to my children. Thx.

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> men have penises, women have vaginas. Men take
> their penises and insert them into women's
> vaginas, and then after a couple minutes, a small
> amount of viscous white fluid comes out of the tip
> of men's penises and goes into the inside part of
> women's vaginas, and then if a little bit of the
> white fluid goes up into the women's stomach, she
> gets pregnant and has a baby a few weeks later.
> This is how women have babies.

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> men have penises, women have vaginas. Men take
> their penises and insert them into women's
> vaginas, and then after a couple minutes, a small
> amount of viscous white fluid comes out of the tip
> of men's penises and goes into the inside part of
> women's vaginas, and then if a little bit of the
> white fluid goes up into the women's stomach, she
> gets pregnant and has a baby a few weeks later.
> This is how women have babies.

It's a pity that in your motherfucker's case, the viscous fluid contained some Drano... ...which explains why you turned out so fucked up!

I would say about half of the women out there have "Big Cock Radar" and will seek it out like a heat-seeking missile. Average sized dudes don't have a chance with them. But I would say most other women aren't that concerned with it as long as you aren't an asshole to them.

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Apprently the dc urban mom has an entire section devoted to crazy horny whores
Anonymous

http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/187604.page

Samples:

Any other women out there feel that you becamce crazy horny in your mid-40's?? I am a single Mom, not currently dating anyone and can't stop thinking of sex....I feel like I am a male! LOL. And masturbation isn't taking care of this. Is this normal in your 40's???
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I'm 41, also a single mom. No boyfriend, no FWB right now. I feel like I'm going mad. It occupies my thoughts constantly. I'll actually wake up at 4:00 a.m. in a sweat from dreaming about giving head. I agree, masturbation isn't cutting it. But what am I supposed to do, go to singles bars? As if. And I don't really want a committed relationship right now. I just want some headboard banging sex.
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THANK GOD I'm not the only one. I think about it nonstop.....I do have a FWB but don't see him often (it's complicated), so it isn't taking care of my needs. I have gone out with some of the friends to the bars, hoping to meet someone (younger will do even - BTW, some hot younger guys out there! Have no problem being a cougar) but nothing. There is only so much one can do with a hand and a vibrator. This is insane. I've started looking at porn more but that just makes me want it even more. And the closer it gets to my period, the hornier I get!

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how do women masturbate? I don't understand. THere's no penis to pull on, so how can you mastrubate if you don't have a pneis to pull on?

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> how do women masturbate? I don't understand.
> THere's no penis to pull on, so how can you
> mastrubate if you don't have a pneis to pull

Women are equipped with a clitoris , which is kind of like a mini-penis.
They swell with arousal and love to be licked and carressed.
Back in the hood, we used to call them "the little man in the boat".

If you don't believe me, ask Conie or Alias.

ProVallone Wrote:
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> Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> > how do women masturbate? I don't understand.
> > THere's no penis to pull on, so how can you
> > mastrubate if you don't have a pneis to pull
>
> Women are equipped with a clitoris , which is kind
> of like a mini-penis.
> They swell with arousal and love to be licked and
> carressed.
> Back in the hood, we used to call them "the little
> man in the boat".
>
> If you don't believe me, ask Conie or Alias.


why do some of them look good and some of them look bad? Some of them look like they're all inside out or something, and some just look like a little slit in between the legs. Why do some of them look like they have stuff hanging out, like turkey giblets or something? But others don't have stuff hanging out, just a little crack, in between the legs?

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> > Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> > -----
> > > how do women masturbate? I don't understand.
> > > THere's no penis to pull on, so how can you
> > > mastrubate if you don't have a pneis to pull
> >
> > Women are equipped with a clitoris , which is
> kind
> > of like a mini-penis.
> > They swell with arousal and love to be licked
> and
> > carressed.
> > Back in the hood, we used to call them "the
> little
> > man in the boat".
> >
> > If you don't believe me, ask Conie or Alias.
>
>
> why do some of them look good and some of them
> look bad? Some of them look like they're all
> inside out or something, and some just look like a
> little slit in between the legs. Why do some of
> them look like they have stuff hanging out, like
> turkey giblets or something? But others don't have
> stuff hanging out, just a little crack, in between
> the legs?


Shithead, first, go and see how disgusting your mother's clitoris is! Your Dad, however, had a fine looking one before the surgery!!!

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> how do women masturbate? I don't understand.
> THere's no penis to pull on, so how can you
> mastrubate if you don't have a pneis to pull on?


This would explain your problem with keeping women. Clearly you haven't got a clue how to please one.

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I get all kind of pussy, you don't even know

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> I get all kind of pussy, you don't even know


Synthetic girl parts do not count.

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> I get all kind of pussy, you don't even know


Like this?
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I used to be able to suck my own dick... I'm too out of shape to do it anymore... I accidentally came in my mouth... it was life-changing....

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