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want to hire a clown to touch my children
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: July 08, 2011 08:45PM

where can I found a good clown in Fairfax Countie? I am willing to let said clown touch my children. Please let me know

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Re: want to hire a clown to touch my children
Posted by: CLOWNU ()
Date: July 08, 2011 08:49PM

Hey Miz, you should take up planking as a hobby.

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Re: want to hire a clown to touch my children
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: July 08, 2011 11:49PM

CLOWNU Wrote:
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> Hey Miz, you should take up planking as a hobby.


no, I'm too busy studying to be an anesthesiologist.

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Re: want to hire a clown to touch my children
Posted by: Nip it in the bud. ()
Date: July 09, 2011 03:03PM

Thread and attachments have been forwarded to Dept. of Child Welfare for the Commonwealth of Virginia and Child Protection Law Enforcement Division, 124 Macy Street, Cristal City, VA.,

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Re: want to hire a clown to touch my children
Posted by: Spelling Police ()
Date: July 09, 2011 03:06PM

Nip it in the bud. Wrote:
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> Thread and attachments have been forwarded to
> Dept. of Child Welfare for the Commonwealth of
> Virginia and Child Protection Law Enforcement
> Division, 124 Macy Street, Cristal City, VA.,

It's CRYSTAL CITY, VA not "Cristal".
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Re: want to hire a clown to touch my children
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: July 10, 2011 06:58PM

I want a clown to molest my children. NOW!

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Re: want to hire a clown to touch my children
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: July 10, 2011 08:57PM

What about your annuity?

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> I want a clown to molest my children. NOW!

Signatures are for fags

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Re: want to hire a clown to touch my children
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: July 10, 2011 09:01PM

IT'S MY MONEY AND I NEED IT NOW!!!

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Re: want to hire a clown to touch my children
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: July 11, 2011 01:09AM

i walnot a clilwn to jizzz all mover amy childkrne'ns face!!/.

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Re: want to hire a clown to touch my children
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: July 12, 2011 12:05AM

where's my clown at??

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Re: want to hire a clown to touch my children
Posted by: Miz Pedo. ()
Date: July 14, 2011 05:13AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> I want a clown to molest my children. NOW!
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Re: want to hire a clown to touch my children
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: July 14, 2011 07:23AM

Miz, I am shocked and dissappointed in you, young man.

You know the only place a child should ever touch a child is in his or her HEART.





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Re: want to hire a clown to touch my children
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: July 17, 2011 04:09AM

get at me, CLOWNS!!!

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Re: want to hire a clown to touch my children
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: July 19, 2011 02:17PM

Spelling Police Wrote:
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> Nip it in the bud. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Thread and attachments have been forwarded to
> > Dept. of Child Welfare for the Commonwealth of
> > Virginia and Child Protection Law Enforcement
> > Division, 124 Macy Street, Cristal City, VA.,
>
> It's CRYSTAL CITY, VA not "Cristal".


The only Cristal I want should be served chilled by a girl in revealing clothing.

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Re: want to hire a clown to touch my children
Posted by: SoylentGreen ()
Date: July 19, 2011 03:22PM

JBass Wrote:
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> The only Cristal I want should be served chilled
> by a girl in revealing clothing.

Is this close enough?
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Re: want to hire a clown to touch my children
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: July 19, 2011 03:37PM

Thats EXACTLY how I pictured it in my mind! Actually, I was hoping for some complimentary bottle service from my man PJKarl.

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Re: want to hire a clown to touch my children
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: July 23, 2011 12:50AM

want a clown to fuck my children up their tight little assholes---RIGHT NOW!!!!

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Re: want to hire a clown to touch my children
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: July 26, 2011 11:31PM

where are my clowns at

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I apologize to those I unfairly hurt. To Harry Tuttle in particular.

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Re: want to hire a clown to touch my children
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: July 29, 2011 03:23AM

where my clowns at?

get at me clowns!
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Re: want to hire a clown to touch my children
Posted by: galactus ()
Date: January 05, 2013 11:03AM

Miz Pedo. Wrote:
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> Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> > I want a clown to molest my children. NOW!
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Re: want to hire a clown to touch my children
Posted by: Stop Crossbow Violence Today! ()
Date: January 05, 2013 04:22PM

Two of the King's own slain by ruffians with crossbows. When will the crown step in and do something about this senseless crossbow violence? #stopthebolts

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Re: want to hire a clown to touch my children
Posted by: bozo ()
Date: August 04, 2015 03:01AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> want a clown to fuck my children up their tight
> little assholes---RIGHT NOW!!!!

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Re: want to hire a clown to touch my children
Posted by: you know miz..... ()
Date: August 04, 2015 03:09AM

When you posted shit like this, and then kept coming back the the forum, you were kind of asking for some grief...

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