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where is your dad right now?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: July 04, 2011 10:26PM

where is your dad right now and what is he up to?



there's something about "dad" that's just.....I don't know......magical. When I was a boy, I would get up, go to school, come home, have a bowl of cereal, watch reruns of Gilligan's Island on Channel 20, and at 6:00pm, "dad" would come through the front door. It was, without a doubt, the most exciting part of my day. "Dad" rarely played with us, he wasn't much for conversation, and he couldn't cook like mom could, but he was always there, everyday, at 6:00pm. I never knew what "Dad" did for a living.......never understood it, really.....all I knew was that "Dad" wore a suit and tie everyday, always smelled like aftershave, and went downtown every morning to do "Dad" stuff. "Dad" was never "there" for us the way mom was......but "being there" was never really "Dad's" job. "Dad" was like a rock. You could always depend on him to be there. I know "Dad" was in the Vietnam. He almost never talked about it, but I often would try to picture "Dad" marching through the jungle, with a rifle in his hands.......I could never envision it, though. Somehow, "Dad" just seemed like too much of a "Dad" to be an army man, like one of my little green army men that I played with. But, that was "Dad". "Dad" did stuff that all "Dads" have to do.........he was a rock..........that was "Dad".

tell me about YOUR "Dad".
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Re: where is your dad right now?
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: July 04, 2011 10:30PM

My dad was, and still is, a pussy... I created my own rock-like "Dad" at an early age... and that "Dad" was emotionally abusive...

Signatures are for fags

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Re: where is your dad right now?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: July 05, 2011 01:04AM

my "Dad's" at a big fourth of July shindig........I wasn't invited....

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Re: where is your dad right now?
Posted by: Hatemotor ()
Date: July 05, 2011 01:06AM

no idea,,,

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Re: where is your dad right now?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: July 05, 2011 01:07AM

you love your dad, though, right?

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Re: where is your dad right now?
Posted by: Hatemotor ()
Date: July 05, 2011 01:11AM

no thoughts on that really,,,,

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Re: where is your dad right now?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: July 05, 2011 01:13AM

did you have a "bad dad"?

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Re: where is your dad right now?
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: July 05, 2011 01:16AM


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Re: where is your dad right now?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: July 05, 2011 01:22AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Who didn't?


I didn't. My Dad was great. He was always "there". He slayed the dragon. He brought home the bacon. What more can you ask for. That's love.

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Re: where is your dad right now?
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: July 05, 2011 01:27AM

I didn't want love... I didn't need love... I needed abuse...

Signatures are for fags

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Re: where is your dad right now?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: July 05, 2011 01:31AM

what about Mom? Do you love your Mom?

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Re: where is your dad right now?
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: July 05, 2011 01:31AM

Love her to bits... wanna kiss her on the lips...

Signatures are for fags

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Re: where is your dad right now?
Posted by: Fuck A Duck ()
Date: July 05, 2011 01:33AM

I didn't get along with my dad until after my parents divorced. I never understood that...

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Re: where is your dad right now?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: July 05, 2011 01:35AM

well, I guess I was lucky. I had a great Dad and a great Mom. Couldn't have asked for better. They really are my heroes. I'll never be able to repay them.

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: July 05, 2011 03:39AM

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/05/2012 10:55PM by Alias.

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Re: where is your dad right now?
Posted by: wally pip jr. ()
Date: July 05, 2011 04:09AM

dead nearly 20 years
only as the years have wearily rolled along did I realize a lot of stuff he did was to try and help me but I was too stupid and arrogant to realize at the time
aw youth

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Re: where is your dad right now?
Posted by: ProVallone ()
Date: July 05, 2011 07:31AM

My Poppa was a rollin stone.

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Re: where is your dad right now?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: July 05, 2011 07:45PM

"Dad" used to be a near mythical figure in our society.....you were afraid of him, but you respected him. He brought home the bacon. He slayed the dragon. Now, "Dad" is a joke in every dumb commercial you see, on every sitcom....."Dad" is portrayed as a loutish buffoon.....someone to be laughed at, like a clown. Let's bring back the "Dad" of the 50's. The "Dad" who showed his love by going out and killing himself at work everyday so you could live comfortably, because that was more than enough.........not the "Dad" who now has to go to every one of your stupid soccer games, babysit, cook, clean.......that's not "Dad". That's what "Mom" is for.

Let's bring "Dad" back in America.

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Re: where is your dad right now?
Posted by: Your Dad was a good man ()
Date: July 05, 2011 08:52PM

But I bet he used to touch your willey, your special place alot. Maybe that's it, it is finally surfacing, the motivation behind the Miz persona. Let it out Miz, it's good for you, therapy and confession, good for the soul they say. He touched you didn't he, say it, let it go. Atta boy, now it is over, the beast is dead.

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Re: where is your dad right now?
Posted by: hairy vag ()
Date: July 05, 2011 10:05PM

"what about Mom? Do you love your Mom?"


Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Love her to bits... wanna kiss her on the lips...


both pairs, pervy?
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Re: where is your dad right now?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: July 06, 2011 01:34AM

I nominate WashingTone-Locian for FFXU Dad of the Year

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Re: where is your dad right now?
Posted by: I agree ()
Date: July 06, 2011 01:08PM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> I nominate WashingTone-Locian for FFXU Dad of the
> Year


WTL is the Ward Cleaver and Fred MacMurray of FFXU.

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Re: where is your dad right now?
Posted by: disagree ()
Date: July 06, 2011 01:13PM

I agree Wrote:
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> Mr. Misery Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I nominate WashingTone-Locian for FFXU Dad of
> the
> > Year
>
>
> WTL is the Ward Cleaver and Fred MacMurray of
> FFXU.

A guy that spends as much time on FFXU as he does cannot conceivably be any organization's Dad of the Year. I think some prisoners spend more time with their kids and take more of an interest in their kids than WTL does. Honestly, if it weren't for his wife, those kids would be complete fuck-ups.

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Re: where is your dad right now?
Posted by: mr mcfeely ()
Date: July 06, 2011 01:22PM

from what i hear he is a very "hands on" dad....

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Re: where is your dad right now?
Posted by: Randolph ()
Date: July 06, 2011 01:25PM

WTL strikes me as a Mr Cunningham of "Happy Days" type of Dad.

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Re: where is your dad right now?
Posted by: jackson ()
Date: July 06, 2011 01:26PM

more like bill cosby

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Re: where is your dad right now?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: July 07, 2011 01:42AM

more like bill bixby

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Re: where is your dad right now?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: July 17, 2011 03:53AM

bump-it



I feel this thread got unfairly lost in the shuffle.


I stand by this one. I want to hear about your dads, guys.

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Re: where is your dad right now?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: July 23, 2011 12:54AM

my dad is one of the greatest guys I've ever met. THE greatest guy. He's done everything possible to help me. EVERYTHING. THere's nothing he hasn't or wouldn't do for me. My dad is a great man. A GREAT man.

here's to you, DAD.

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Re: where is your dad right now?
Posted by: like keep you out of jail ()
Date: May 30, 2016 11:12PM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> my dad is one of the greatest guys I've ever met.
> THE greatest guy. He's done everything possible to
> help me. EVERYTHING.

by sweeping up your PYBRs?

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Re: where is your dad right now?
Posted by: Richard Moreno, pedo supporter ()
Date: June 01, 2016 06:16PM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> my dad is one of the greatest guys I've ever met.
> THE greatest guy. He's done everything possible to
> help me. EVERYTHING. THere's nothing he hasn't or
> wouldn't do for me. My dad is a great man. A GREAT
> man.
>
> here's to you, DAD.
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Re: where is your dad right now?
Posted by: weirdo pedo ()
Date: June 01, 2016 06:21PM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> my "Dad's" at a big fourth of July
> shindig........I wasn't invited....



I wonder why?

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