Miz's posts may be annoying... frustrating, even... (snagglepuss)
But you cannot truthfully assert that his topics are inane and superficial...
Pinhead the Cenobite Wrote:
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> Oh, here is a sampling of threads started by Miz
> in the past two weeks:
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> where is your dad right now?
Lighthearted and unique... a joyous trip down memory lane...
> girls, do you like giving BJ's?
Childish and monotonous... although brutally honest... a candid peak inside the mind of Miz... gives insight into what makes Miz tick.
> who wants to have lunch with me this weekend?
Heart-wrenching... yet classic Miz. Smacks of "Meet me at the fixin's bar". Miz discusses his loneliness in a way that can make others smile.
> what do you do when a child talks to you?
Innovative. Miz shares his unique perspective about an everyday situation in this scathing take on modern society. Leave it to Miz to take a subject as horrific as child molestation and turn it into a fun and intriguing discussion.
> female posters
Miz has an uncanny ability to spot the female posters on this site. You gotta give him credit...
> hot or not
Tedious... the genre, as a whole, is lacking inspiration.... This thread is no exception. Miz submits picture of that same ol' bikini model for approval. And questions the sexuality of anyone who disagrees with him. If I didn't know any better, I'd say this was a "Hot or Not" parody thread.
> want to fuck a woman in the ass
Delving deeper into Miz's neglected sexual desires...
> crying all the time
Miz reaches out, in vain, in an attempt to improve his life...
> how many ladies wear a thong at the beach
More of the bikini model... if it weren't so tedious, it would be quite fascinating...
> crying
Miz challenges social norms and attempts to gain insight into why things are the way they are.
> Crystal City Restaurant
Stay tuned... I don't remember this one...
> chronic masturbation.....a serious problem?
Miz acknowledges he has a serious problem. Illuminates a taboo subject. This sort of introspection is all too rare. Imagine a world where everyone pondered how beneficial their favorite activities actually were to their lives...
I don't blame you for feeling uncomfortable about this, Pinhead...
Perhaps his threads are a sort of Rorschach test... reflecting your superficial view of the world?
Edit: Removed an extra "actually"...
Signatures are for fags
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/05/2011 07:52PM by Harry Tuttle.