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sport junkie jp ladyfriend
Posted by:
brett
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Date: July 01, 2011 03:46AM
thought some might find this humorous especially the comments on lying( i know its maxim magazine after all) she's from rockville i thought she was from sterling?
http://hometownhotties.com/profile/2400379?offset=2&gid=7603
http://hometownhotties.com/profile/2400379?offset=2&gid=7603
Re: sport junkie jp ladyfriend
Posted by:
lurchee
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Date: July 01, 2011 09:00AM
JP's a cuckhold - he needs to bond with Oskar Santana and prepare for the end!
If she would meet me in the Ashburn/Bonefish parking lot, I'd love to give her an anal tongue bath!!
If she would meet me in the Ashburn/Bonefish parking lot, I'd love to give her an anal tongue bath!!
Re: sport junkie jp ladyfriend
Posted by:
Sir Mix Alot
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Date: July 01, 2011 12:22PM
The song is "Baby Got Back" NOT "I like big butts" you f'ing airhead!
Re: sport junkie jp ladyfriend
Posted by:
Warhawk
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Date: July 01, 2011 02:44PM
"I can beat most boys at any sport".
Bullshit. They let her win, cause she's got tits.
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That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.
Bullshit. They let her win, cause she's got tits.
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That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.
Re: sport junkie jp ladyfriend
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
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Date: July 01, 2011 07:41PM
She's not even 30 and her skin looks like a worn catcher's mitt. What is she going to look like at 40?
The skin is the body's largest organ. For someone who believes in fitness, she is treating that part of her body like shit.
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The skin is the body's largest organ. For someone who believes in fitness, she is treating that part of her body like shit.
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Re: sport junkie jp ladyfriend
Posted by:
man
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Date: July 01, 2011 10:36PM
is that a man, man?
Re: sport junkie jp ladyfriend
Posted by:
bimbo
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Date: July 01, 2011 11:17PM
"I'm the world's best back cracker and I have the patients to work with anyone to get them in the best shape of their life!"
Patients?
Total ditz
Patients?
Total ditz
Re: sport junkie jp ladyfriend
Posted by:
FurfaxTownie
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Date: July 07, 2011 12:02PM
Airbrushing should be an automatic DQ for these types of contests
Re: sport junkie jp ladyfriend
Posted by:
Johnny Walker
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Date: July 07, 2011 12:24PM
I was just thinking that her picture there was airbrushed all to hell, especially her face.
Note: the reason they can do that in ads and such is they have professionals who do it for a living and can make it look not-fake, not some schmoe with a pirated Photoshop they've been dicking around with for a while.
Note: the reason they can do that in ads and such is they have professionals who do it for a living and can make it look not-fake, not some schmoe with a pirated Photoshop they've been dicking around with for a while.
Re: sport junkie jp ladyfriend
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
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Date: July 18, 2011 10:10PM
Here's a new photo of her...
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Re: sport junkie jp ladyfriend
Posted by:
Yikes
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Date: July 19, 2011 03:29PM
Are the balls and stuff tucked under?
Re: sport junkie jp ladyfriend
Posted by:
Emeritus Q. Beaker
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Date: July 19, 2011 05:31PM
OK, are you more attracted to her because of her fantastic eyebrows or her delicate hands?
Re: sport junkie jp ladyfriend
Posted by:
that is one scary dude
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Date: July 19, 2011 06:21PM
Wow.
Re: sport junkie jp ladyfriend
Posted by:
FurfaxTownie
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Date: July 20, 2011 10:59AM
Did she have that video posted when this thread was created?
Re: sport junkie jp ladyfriend
Posted by:
Fairfaxian
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Date: July 20, 2011 03:11PM
I love that she wrote that she has the " patients" to deal with ..blah, blah blah." So stupid!
She's got a great body but seriously, she's a bimbo. I would be embarrassed to walk into a family or business event with that on my arm. She's one night stand material but simply cannot be taken seriously. Look at the video of her eating the cupcake - can you imagine anyone more shallow or with a bigger ego? No thanks...that's nasty.
She's got a great body but seriously, she's a bimbo. I would be embarrassed to walk into a family or business event with that on my arm. She's one night stand material but simply cannot be taken seriously. Look at the video of her eating the cupcake - can you imagine anyone more shallow or with a bigger ego? No thanks...that's nasty.
Re: sport junkie jp ladyfriend
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
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Date: July 20, 2011 03:21PM
Fairfaxian Wrote:
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> I love that she wrote that she has the " patients"
> to deal with ..blah, blah blah." So stupid!
>
But, she said she's smart!
> She's got a great body but seriously, she's a
> bimbo. I would be embarrassed to walk into a
> family or business event with that on my arm.
> She's one night stand material but simply cannot
> be taken seriously. Look at the video of her
> eating the cupcake - can you imagine anyone more
> shallow or with a bigger ego? No thanks...that's
> nasty.
She probably had the same expression licking that cupcake that she does liking JP's dong. So JP should ask himself if she's just as turned on by the cupcake as she is by him, or if it's all an act to get what she wants. Hmmm.
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> I love that she wrote that she has the " patients"
> to deal with ..blah, blah blah." So stupid!
>
But, she said she's smart!
> She's got a great body but seriously, she's a
> bimbo. I would be embarrassed to walk into a
> family or business event with that on my arm.
> She's one night stand material but simply cannot
> be taken seriously. Look at the video of her
> eating the cupcake - can you imagine anyone more
> shallow or with a bigger ego? No thanks...that's
> nasty.
She probably had the same expression licking that cupcake that she does liking JP's dong. So JP should ask himself if she's just as turned on by the cupcake as she is by him, or if it's all an act to get what she wants. Hmmm.
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http://bible.cc/1_corinthians/13-11.htm
Re: sport junkie jp ladyfriend
Posted by:
Hatemotor
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Date: July 20, 2011 09:18PM
The funniest part is that JP probably thinks everyone is jealous,,,
Re: sport junkie jp ladyfriend
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
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Date: July 20, 2011 10:02PM
Hatemotor Wrote:
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> The funniest part is that JP probably thinks
> everyone is jealous,,,
Because he is surrounded by three idiots who are.
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> The funniest part is that JP probably thinks
> everyone is jealous,,,
Because he is surrounded by three idiots who are.
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http://bible.cc/1_corinthians/13-11.htm
Re: sport junkie jp ladyfriend
Posted by:
Warhawk
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Date: July 21, 2011 06:57AM
Fairfaxian Wrote:
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> I love that she wrote that she has the " patients"
> to deal with ..blah, blah blah." So stupid!
>
> She's got a great body but seriously, she's a
> bimbo. I would be embarrassed to walk into a
> family or business event with that on my arm.
> She's one night stand material but simply cannot
> be taken seriously. Look at the video of her
> eating the cupcake - can you imagine anyone more
> shallow or with a bigger ego? No thanks...that's
> nasty.
I couldn't agree more. I watched that video again and she sounds as if she's dumb as a box of rocks with Down's Syndrome. She's always got that dumb fucking wide mouth smile and stupid giggle. She better pray to whatever God she believes in that she holds on to those looks, because once they go she's going to be felted.
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That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.
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> I love that she wrote that she has the " patients"
> to deal with ..blah, blah blah." So stupid!
>
> She's got a great body but seriously, she's a
> bimbo. I would be embarrassed to walk into a
> family or business event with that on my arm.
> She's one night stand material but simply cannot
> be taken seriously. Look at the video of her
> eating the cupcake - can you imagine anyone more
> shallow or with a bigger ego? No thanks...that's
> nasty.
I couldn't agree more. I watched that video again and she sounds as if she's dumb as a box of rocks with Down's Syndrome. She's always got that dumb fucking wide mouth smile and stupid giggle. She better pray to whatever God she believes in that she holds on to those looks, because once they go she's going to be felted.
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That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.