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How do you solve a problem like diarrhea?
Posted by: Brown Eye Blind ()
Date: June 07, 2011 08:25AM

I have no pepto or anything. I keep chugging water though and someone said try eating yogurt but I thought that was for vomiting.

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Re: How do you solve a problem like diarrhea?
Posted by: Gonads & Strife ()
Date: June 07, 2011 08:28AM

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Re: How do you solve a problem like diarrhea?
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: June 07, 2011 08:33AM

Bananas. Lots of bananas.

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Re: How do you solve a problem like diarrhea?
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: June 07, 2011 08:42AM

Brown Eye Blind Wrote:
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> I have no pepto or anything. I keep chugging water
> though and someone said try eating yogurt but I
> thought that was for vomiting.

Ride it out. Diarrhea is your body's way of getting something out of your system it clearly does not like. Next time, just throw the week-old Chinese food leftovers away.

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Re: How do you solve a problem like diarrhea?
Date: June 07, 2011 08:43AM

Butt seks.

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Re: How do you solve a problem like diarrhea?
Posted by: ProVallone ()
Date: June 07, 2011 08:49AM

Problem is when you have the squirts you lose some of your beneficial intestinal bacteria. When you lose those lil' critters , you can't digest properly and you get more diarrhea as a result. Thats why people in the third world die from diseases like dysentary. They shit themselves into a state of fatal dehydration.
In theory , yougurt should help. But many of the brand names don't contain enough of the desired bacteria culture. If you go to the Vitamin Shoppe, there are Pro-biotics there that could restore your bacteria flora to the proper amount.

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Re: How do you solve a problem like diarrhea?
Posted by: Britdrnva~ ()
Date: June 07, 2011 09:38AM

Brown Eye Blind Wrote:
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> I have no pepto or anything. I keep chugging water
> though and someone said try eating yogurt but I
> thought that was for vomiting.


It is good to continue to drink water whilst experiencing diarrhea - that is the number one cause of fatalities in poorer countries. In most cases in the US and very likely yours as well, your symptoms should clear within 24-72 hours.

Because of the volume of liquid passing through you, you want to try and replenish lost nutrients/fluids - simplest solutions are usually the best - in a large clean container get a quart of water, a cup of orange juice, teaspoon of baking powder and a pinch of salt, combine and drink small sips frequently. Like I wrote, you should be gtg within the next 2-3 days. Don't eat fatty meals thereafter til you feel right again.

If you're experiencing high fevers, blood in the stool, nocturnal diarrhea (i.e. experiencing severe symptoms that continuously awaken you), and/or have symptoms > 3 days - visit your physician.

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Re: How do you solve a problem like diarrhea?
Date: June 07, 2011 09:58AM

It's probably being caused by something you are eating. I would suggest avoiding spicy food, anything with chocolate or with lots of preservatives (bacon, processed meat in general).

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Re: How do you solve a problem like diarrhea?
Posted by: Brown Eye Blind ()
Date: June 07, 2011 11:35AM

This is going into day 2. I have never had it like this before, and it is giving me some really bad stomach pains too - I buckled over in pain a few times over night. I am going less though as time goes on, which is good. I will eat some bananas at lunch and will give the yogurt a try. I am guessing food poisoning maybe?

Interesting WTL, I always heard about laying off the spicy food and even greasy foods too but the chocolate prohibition is news to me.

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Re: How do you solve a problem like diarrhea?
Posted by: simple steps ()
Date: June 07, 2011 11:37AM

BRATTY diet

Bananas, Rice, Apple sauce, Toast, Tea, Yogurt

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Re: How do you solve a problem like diarrhea?
Posted by: howard ()
Date: June 07, 2011 11:52AM

guzzle glue

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Re: How do you solve a problem like diarrhea?
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: June 07, 2011 11:59AM

If you are dehydrated, be careful not to drink too much liquid too fast or it will come right back out your chute.

Drink water, tea or Gatorade but only sip slowly and take in a little at a time.

I never heard of the BRATTY diet, but I've always eaten all those things (except yogurt) as a way to fight the shits.


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Re: How do you solve a problem like diarrhea?
Posted by: Britdrnva~ ()
Date: June 07, 2011 02:06PM

Brown Eyed - I've seen a lot of this...it should clear around your 3rd day. People have been experiencing strong abdominal cramps waves of nausea/vomiting and fairly severe diarrhea (3+ times p/hr). Try and rest, drink...and as Wingnut said...not quickly...little sips frequently. It will end as suddenly as it started.

Like I wrote earlier if you go for days, start excreting blood, and/or develop a high fever, visit the doc otherwise...enjoy the ride ~

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Re: How do you solve a problem like diarrhea?
Posted by: Jenny C ()
Date: June 07, 2011 02:09PM

It is an excellent diet plan.

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Re: How do you solve a problem like diarrhea?
Posted by: Britdrnva~ ()
Date: June 07, 2011 02:20PM

It is...except it's water weight, you'll get it all back within a couple weeks. It's not like you're excreting fatty mass.

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Re: How do you solve a problem like diarrhea?
Posted by: Linda7 ()
Date: June 07, 2011 04:34PM

Brown Eye Blind Wrote:
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> I have no pepto or anything. I keep chugging water
> though and someone said try eating yogurt but I
> thought that was for vomiting.


DRINK WATER. IT will flush it all out quickly. Pun intended.

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Re: How do you solve a problem like diarrhea?
Date: June 07, 2011 04:37PM

Brown Eye Blind Wrote:
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> I have no pepto or anything. I keep chugging water
> though and someone said try eating yogurt but I
> thought that was for vomiting.


For your listening pleasure while you're shitting your guts out...



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Re: How do you solve a problem like diarrhea?
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: June 07, 2011 05:24PM

Drink different colors of gatorade and see what color palette you can come up with.

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Re: How do you solve a problem like diarrhea?
Posted by: Brown Eye Blind ()
Date: June 09, 2011 09:00AM

Thanks for the input everyone. I am back to solids and A-OK!!!
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Re: How do you solve a problem like diarrhea?
Posted by: ProVallone ()
Date: June 09, 2011 09:54AM

Thats an improvement, but the bowel movement in the picture only gets a C+.
It's floating, which is good, and circular, also good.
But it should be lighter in color and fluffier, like a cloud.
A daily dose of psylium , at least a tablespoon , will give you consistant grade A and B bowel movements.

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Re: How do you solve a problem like diarrhea?
Posted by: Wayne ()
Date: June 09, 2011 10:09AM

kind of looks like a pretzel and damn it is long. Nasty.

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