While driving through Middleburg today I saw a Porsche sporting “McCain/Palin 2008” and “Trump for President 2012” bumper stickers. Somehow, I wasn't convinced.

Discuss....

Discuss how you saw bumper stickers on a car or how you weren't convinced?

Both are pretty boring topics actually.

What exactly is your point here?

discuss...

Bumper stickers are for morons and conservatives who think it's just a hoot that the bumper sticker has some kind of terrible joke that puts down liberals.

Yeah I don't think that fits the FAIL meme. This thread however is EPIC FAIL

Johnny Walker Wrote:
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> Bumper stickers are for morons and conservatives
> who think it's just a hoot that the bumper sticker
> has some kind of terrible joke that puts down
> liberals.


Like that one that said "1-20-09 End of an Error"

but yes, this thread takes the fail cake.

ted Wrote:
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> Discuss how you saw bumper stickers on a car or
> how you weren't convinced?
>
> Both are pretty boring topics actually.
>
> What exactly is your point here?
>
> discuss...


It is the timing aspect.

Didn't you read the article in the paper this morning about Trump and Loudoun County?

We are FFU readers, not newspaper readers. Can you let us in on the "irony" or whatever point you are trying to make?

FUNdamental Wrote:
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> ted Wrote:
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> > Discuss how you saw bumper stickers on a car or
> > how you weren't convinced?
> >
> > Both are pretty boring topics actually.
> >
> > What exactly is your point here?
> >
> > discuss...
>
>
> It is the timing aspect.
>
> Didn't you read the article in the paper this
> morning about Trump and Loudoun County?

Sure, but what does that have to do with McCain/Palin?

Do you post from an old folks home?

If not, I bet you did/do a ton of drugs.

I don't understand why people put bumper stickers on their vehicles...especially political ones. With the current political climate, you never know when an Obama/Biden 08 or Palin 12 will result in a bullet through your windshield from some fucking retard you've never met.

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Not to mention you look like a douche driving around with a Mondale/Ferraro sticker for 12 years.

"Piss off a liberal: Work Hard and Be Happy" stickers are usually found on Ford F150s with huge mud tires and a Robert E Lee vanity plate.

FUNdamental Wrote:
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> While driving through Middleburg today I saw a
> Porsche sporting “McCain/Palin 2008” and
> “Trump for President 2012” bumper stickers.
> Somehow, I wasn't convinced.
>
> Discuss....




I'm more worried about the fact FUNdamental thinks wearing a scoutmaster uniform makes him a good father. http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/2/534692/535684.html#msg-535684


Discuss....



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I have nothing against the Scouts. My kids were in it and liked it. But what I think is funny is those parents who are shocked when their Eagle Scout decides to join the military. What the heck do you think they've been preparing your kid for?

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WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> I have nothing against the Scouts. My kids were in
> it and liked it. But what I think is funny is
> those parents who are shocked when their Eagle
> Scout decides to join the military. What the heck
> do you think they've been preparing your kid for?




The worst were the high school kids that were Eagle Scouts and in the school's JROTC program. They really made some good indoctrinated little Americans.


The Eagle Scouts that joined the Army also thought they were the shit, but they got torn down after nine weeks of basic.

I would never put ANY kind of a sticker on the paint job of my car, especially if I owned a Porsche

No way Wrote:
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> I would never put ANY kind of a sticker on the
> paint job of my car, especially if I owned a
> Porsche


i'm pretty sure that was at least part of the point of the OP's post.

AND...that if you're driving a Porsche chances are you lean a little to the

right..so, why advertise it on your expensive sports car....

Conie Wrote:
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> AND...that if you're driving a Porsche chances are
> you lean a little to the
>
> right..so, why advertise it on your expensive
> sports car....




How does one "lean to the right" if they drive a Porsche?

eesh Wrote:
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> >
> > AND...that if you're driving a Porsche chances
> are
> > you lean a little to the
> >
> > right..so, why advertise it on your expensive
> > sports car....
>
>
>
>
> How does one "lean to the right" if they drive a
> Porsche?


turn the steering wheel?...

I assume that you mean that Porsche drivers are politically conservative and Republican, I would like to know why you think that.

Blessed are the murderous.

Wealth does not equate republicanism.

George Soros, Bill Gates, Ariana Huffington, etc., etc.

Does the term "limousine liberal" mean anything to you?

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"...your suffering will be legendary even in Hell!"

Pinhead the Cenobite Wrote:
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> Wealth does not equate republicanism.
>



In Conie's world, liberals and democrats can only afford Chevy Aveos.

eesh Wrote:
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> I assume that you mean that Porsche drivers are
> politically conservative and Republican, I would
> like to know why you think that.


Yes..basically. I hate politics eesh. But, yes, i have noticed that

all the asshole republicans i know in town love their money and power

and do not know the words "humility", "empathy"..etc..

the only reason i have a sports car is because my soon-to-be ex

gave it to me as a gift.....he's a Republican. I'm getting rid of him and the

sports car.

So what is your definition of a liberal's car, Conie?

I will buy the car for you...

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"...your suffering will be legendary even in Hell!"

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> So what is your definition of a liberal's car,
> Conie?

A VW Beetle, a Subaru whatever, a Nissan whatever, a used Saab...

Pinhead the Cenobite Wrote:
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> I will buy the car for you...


You mean you will buy it "from" me?

o.k...we can talk about that. I'm in the market for a bigger

less ostentatious car.



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You left out Volvo.

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"...your suffering will be legendary even in Hell!"

So what type of car are you going to buy Conie?

Blessed are the murderous.

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> So what type of car are you going to buy Conie?


I'm thinking of the Volvo XC60.

It gets bad gas mileage, though. I'm still studying the options

Okay, think quick: You see a Beemer with MD plates. Liberal or conservative? First thing that comes to your head.

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tomahawk Wrote:
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> Okay, think quick: You see a Beemer with MD
> plates. Liberal or conservative? First thing that
> comes to your head.


Liberal attorney from Bethesda or Potomac.

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WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> I don't understand why people put bumper stickers
> on their vehicles...especially political ones.
> With the current political climate, you never know
> when an Obama/Biden 08 or Palin 12 will result in
> a bullet through your windshield from some fucking
> retard you've never met.


I completely agree. Also, if any stickers go on my car, it's a window decal as opposed to a bumper sticker. The last thing I want to do is screw-up the paint job.

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Conie Wrote:
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> > So what type of car are you going to buy Conie?
>
>
> I'm thinking of the Volvo XC60.
>
> It gets bad gas mileage, though. I'm still
> studying the options



Volvo would fit you. Pretentious, flaky, and unreliable, a perfect match.

Alias Wrote:
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> Conie Wrote:
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> > eesh Wrote:
> >
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> > -----
> > > I assume that you mean that Porsche drivers
> are
> > > politically conservative and Republican, I
> > would
> > > like to know why you think that.
>
> > Yes..basically. I hate politics eesh. But, yes,
> i
> > have noticed that
>
> > all the asshole republicans i know in town love
> > their money and power
>
> Do the non-asshole republicans you know in town
> dislike their money?

I mean they "like" to show it off.


>
> > and do not know the words "humility",
> > "empathy"..etc..
>
> Oh, dear me.

I know...shocking, huh?
>
> > the only reason i have a sports car is because
> my
> > soon-to-be ex
>
> So, currently, you are driving a sports car?
> haha!

Why is that funny Failias?
>
> > gave it to me as a gift.....he's a Republican.
>
> That was a nice gift. Why, though, didn't you give
> it to a homeless person? Ya know, show some
> compassion and humility.
>
> > I'm
> > getting rid of him and the
> > sports car.
>
> That's what happens with divorce. Lot's of things
> have to go. Gotta divide that property up.

Oh, o.k. Alias esq.

Conie Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I assume that you mean that Porsche drivers are
> > politically conservative and Republican, I
> would
> > like to know why you think that.
>
>
> Yes..basically. I hate politics eesh. But, yes, i
> have noticed that
>
> all the asshole republicans i know in town love
> their money and power
>
> and do not know the words "humility",
> "empathy"..etc..
>
> the only reason i have a sports car is because my
> soon-to-be ex
>
> gave it to me as a gift.....he's a Republican. I'm
> getting rid of him and the
>
> sports car.

OMG. This is fucking laughable. Let me give you two examples.

My group's department chair is a big liberal democrat. Gave the max to Gore, Kerry, Obama, Ben Cardin and most anyone who has a (D) next to his name.

He drives a 2009 Benz SL 63 AMG from his home in Potomac. IIRC, that car runs about $130,000 - by definition, showing your money.

When I was a paralegal before I took off for law school (one year after Navy time), I did a lot trademark, IP and Section 337 work. We would take cases on contingency since we were often dealing with small time entities who were holding a patent and the patent was the only thing keeping the company from disappearing like dust in the wind.

We won a major case after several rounds of settlement negotiations, a partial summary judgment decision, and some truly damaging discovery finds by our team. The settlement was a sizeable eight-figure settlement, and as you probably know, contingency fees usually run 25% to 40% of the award.

Everybody on the team got a nice bonus, as did anybody who ever did any work on the case. The remainder (most of it) got split amongst the partners but a deal was struck such that the managing partner on the case, the junior partner and the three associates got a goodly jackpot.

Now, the long and short of it is this: the managing partner was a big republican. He kept 1/2 of his jackpot and used the other 1/2 to pay off the mortgage note for his church. Every penny owed - paid off.



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I thought the Official Car of Liberals was the Prius.

Johnny Walker Wrote:
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> I thought the Official Car of Liberals was the
> Prius.


You're right

Trump is out. Huckabee is out. Romney is squirmy like a tutle on its back. They are dropping like flies.

Palin/Bachmann 2012

How about the clowns that still have the John Kerry for President bumper stickers? Still bitter?

Conie Wrote:
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> > Prius.
>
>
> You're right



I actually saw a Prius the other day with a Palin sticker and a Marine Corps sticker on it.

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Johnny Walker Wrote:
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> I thought the Official Car of Liberals was the
> Prius.




Not so much in the DC area, but other cities that have a huge artsy, pseudo-Bohemian culture have a shitload of these cars riding around.




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Really old Volvos?

FUNdamental Wrote:
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> Trump is out. Huckabee is out. Romney is squirmy
> like a tutle on its back. They are dropping like
> flies.
>
> Palin/Bachmann 2012

Apparently you have never heard the term keeping one's powder dry.

BTW, Palin will NOT run - no matter how much time you fantasize about it.

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Alias Wrote:
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> The good thing is..... at least, we here at FFUX,
> can take comfort in knowing that we are asshole
> free.




But we aren't bitch free.

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> Not so much in the DC area, but other cities that
> have a huge artsy, pseudo-Bohemian culture have a
> shitload of these cars riding around.

Don't get to Falls Church much eh?

Don Beyer Volvo.

"The" Don Beyer of ex-Lt. Governor fame.

You can't swing a dead cat over your head without hitting an old Volvo in Falls Church.

SoylentGreen Wrote:
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> Don't get to Falls Church much eh?




I don't like Falls Church. I avoid it whenever possible.

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> I don't like Falls Church. I avoid it whenever
> possible.

Not enough HOAs for you, eh douchebucket?

IS this considered a FAIL at this point or are we all still hallucinating on this Hope and Change thang?
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WingNut Wrote:
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> IS this considered a FAIL at this point or are we
> all still hallucinating on this Hope and Change
> thang?

Well, apparently Cindy Crawford has stopped sipping the favor-aid.


Actress and model Cindy Crawford was among the many celebrities who backed Barack Obama for president in 2008, contributing to his campaign as well as sporting a pro-Obama T-shirt.

But times have changed.

On Monday, Mitt Romney spokesman Eric Fehrnstrom tweeted: “Cindy Crawford appears in a demonstration video at Romney call day to show people how to use ComMitt fundraising software.”

The “call day” Fehrnstrom refers to was held on Monday in Las Vegas, where about 800 Romney supporters placed telephone calls to raise money for the former Massachusetts governor.

Crawford’s publicist didn’t comment by press time.

http://thehill.com/capital-living/in-the-know/161557-actress-cindy-crawford-now-a-romney-supporter-

Now Cindy's sipping Romney's juice instead.

My favorite is the Ford Excursion with obama sticker on it. I bet they love $4.29gal gas.

4 years too late