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Tiger Quits Players after Shooting Like Sh-t
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
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Date: May 12, 2011 01:23PM
I guess nine holes in he realized he wasn't going to make the cut. Instead of being a man and finishing the round, he feigned injury...
http://www.csmonitor.com/USA/Sports/2011/0512/Tiger-Woods-pulls-out-of-Players-Glover-Watney-share-early-lead
...The Golden Bear's record is now set in stone. Woods will never win another Major (and, yes, I realize The Players isn't a Major, but it is high enough profile for this to be a major embarrassment to Woods).
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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/12/2011 01:24PM by WashingTone-Locian.
http://www.csmonitor.com/USA/Sports/2011/0512/Tiger-Woods-pulls-out-of-Players-Glover-Watney-share-early-lead
...The Golden Bear's record is now set in stone. Woods will never win another Major (and, yes, I realize The Players isn't a Major, but it is high enough profile for this to be a major embarrassment to Woods).
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http://bible.cc/1_corinthians/13-11.htm
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/12/2011 01:24PM by WashingTone-Locian.
Re: Tiger Quits Players after Shooting Like Sh-t
Posted by:
Ut videam
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Date: May 12, 2011 02:06PM
WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> Woods will never win another Major
That's a bold prediction...
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> Woods will never win another Major
That's a bold prediction...
Re: Tiger Quits Players after Shooting Like Sh-t
Posted by:
ProVallone
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Date: May 12, 2011 02:13PM
He should have never married that whore who ruined his life and his golf game.
Nothing wrong with him wanting to bang everything in sight, that's just being a man.
But the fact that he paid that vile cunt to stay married to him .. and then she blows town because he made a few mistakes.
I guess he stopped seeing the difference between his own money grubbing wife , and all the skanks he met on the road. Except his wife held him up for a whole lot more moolah.
He got what he deserved though. The way he begged for forgiveness like a pussy made me lose all respect for him.
Nothing wrong with him wanting to bang everything in sight, that's just being a man.
But the fact that he paid that vile cunt to stay married to him .. and then she blows town because he made a few mistakes.
I guess he stopped seeing the difference between his own money grubbing wife , and all the skanks he met on the road. Except his wife held him up for a whole lot more moolah.
He got what he deserved though. The way he begged for forgiveness like a pussy made me lose all respect for him.
Re: Tiger Quits Players after Shooting Like Sh-t
Posted by:
Warhawk
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Date: May 12, 2011 02:46PM
Ut videam Wrote:
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> WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> > Woods will never win another Major
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> That's a bold prediction...
And accurate to a point. He may win one or two majors, but he'll never beat Nicklus's record.
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> WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> > Woods will never win another Major
>
> That's a bold prediction...
And accurate to a point. He may win one or two majors, but he'll never beat Nicklus's record.
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That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.
Re: Tiger Quits Players after Shooting Like Sh-t
Posted by:
Brown Eye Blind
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Date: May 12, 2011 02:48PM
Well, I am not surprised he quit. Isn't that par for the course given he quit his marriage?
Re: Tiger Quits Players after Shooting Like Sh-t
Posted by:
Warhawk
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Date: May 12, 2011 03:01PM
Brown Eye Blind Wrote:
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> Well, I am not surprised he quit. Isn't that par
> for the course given he quit his marriage?
Somehow, I think he was fired from that job.
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> Well, I am not surprised he quit. Isn't that par
> for the course given he quit his marriage?
Somehow, I think he was fired from that job.
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That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.
Re: Tiger Quits Players after Shooting Like Sh-t
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
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Date: May 12, 2011 03:26PM
Ut videam Wrote:
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> WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> > Woods will never win another Major
>
> That's a bold prediction...
There are a lot of factors working against Tiger besides just his personal dramas. He is 35, an age when production starts to drop for golfers. He has to find a new swing because of his fucked up knee and hasn't been able to do it. And he doesn't seem to have the focus or dedication to the game he used to have. That, and the fact you have a lot of young guns who are able to compete with him now, makes winning another major seem less and less likely.
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> WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> > Woods will never win another Major
>
> That's a bold prediction...
There are a lot of factors working against Tiger besides just his personal dramas. He is 35, an age when production starts to drop for golfers. He has to find a new swing because of his fucked up knee and hasn't been able to do it. And he doesn't seem to have the focus or dedication to the game he used to have. That, and the fact you have a lot of young guns who are able to compete with him now, makes winning another major seem less and less likely.
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Re: Tiger Quits Players after Shooting Like Sh-t
Posted by:
ol
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Date: May 12, 2011 03:35PM
WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> Ut videam Wrote:
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> > WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
> >
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>
> > -----
> > > Woods will never win another Major
> >
> > That's a bold prediction...
>
>
> There are a lot of factors working against Tiger
> besides just his personal dramas. He is 35, an age
> when production starts to drop for golfers. He has
> to find a new swing because of his fucked up knee
> and hasn't been able to do it. And he doesn't seem
> to have the focus or dedication to the game he
> used to have. That, and the fact you have a lot of
> young guns who are able to compete with him now,
> makes winning another major seem less and less
> likely.
Vijay, Faldo, O'Meara, Crenshaw, and Cabrera all might disagree with your assessment. Going furhter back, I am sure there are even more like Nicklaus, et. al. who won Masters tournaments over 35. We aren't even looking at the other three majors.
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> Ut videam Wrote:
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> > WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Woods will never win another Major
> >
> > That's a bold prediction...
>
>
> There are a lot of factors working against Tiger
> besides just his personal dramas. He is 35, an age
> when production starts to drop for golfers. He has
> to find a new swing because of his fucked up knee
> and hasn't been able to do it. And he doesn't seem
> to have the focus or dedication to the game he
> used to have. That, and the fact you have a lot of
> young guns who are able to compete with him now,
> makes winning another major seem less and less
> likely.
Vijay, Faldo, O'Meara, Crenshaw, and Cabrera all might disagree with your assessment. Going furhter back, I am sure there are even more like Nicklaus, et. al. who won Masters tournaments over 35. We aren't even looking at the other three majors.
Re: Tiger Quits Players after Shooting Like Sh-t
Posted by:
Emeritus Q. Beaker
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Date: May 12, 2011 03:41PM
No, WTL's right. Tiger'll win maybe two more, but thats it. And I'd say it will have to do with younger talent versus his knee/swing. These kids coming up now have seen the focus it takes (from Tiger) to win and win consistently. Tiger doesn't have that anymore, he's thinking about a) who his ex if getting fucked by, b) the cocktail waitress in the clubhouse or b) if his kids will still recognize him as "daddy".
Kind of a shame. I always wondered why/how the handlers of these mega-athletes can't or don't do a better job protecting their investments. How much money has Tiger lost in endorsements? Ga-gillions. 10% of a ga-gillion is quite a lot.
Kind of a shame. I always wondered why/how the handlers of these mega-athletes can't or don't do a better job protecting their investments. How much money has Tiger lost in endorsements? Ga-gillions. 10% of a ga-gillion is quite a lot.
Re: Tiger Quits Players after Shooting Like Sh-t
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
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Date: May 12, 2011 06:20PM
ol Wrote:
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>
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> Vijay, Faldo, O'Meara, Crenshaw, and Cabrera all
> might disagree with your assessment. Going
> furhter back, I am sure there are even more like
> Nicklaus, et. al. who won Masters tournaments over
> 35. We aren't even looking at the other three
> majors.
I'm just looking at the way the guy is playing and the shit he is dealing with, combined with the odds given his age.
I could be totally wrong. I just don't see anything in the way he is playing right now that makes me think he is going to come back to Major-winning form.
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>
>
> Vijay, Faldo, O'Meara, Crenshaw, and Cabrera all
> might disagree with your assessment. Going
> furhter back, I am sure there are even more like
> Nicklaus, et. al. who won Masters tournaments over
> 35. We aren't even looking at the other three
> majors.
I'm just looking at the way the guy is playing and the shit he is dealing with, combined with the odds given his age.
I could be totally wrong. I just don't see anything in the way he is playing right now that makes me think he is going to come back to Major-winning form.
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Re: Tiger Quits Players after Shooting Like Sh-t
Posted by:
Your Boy
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Date: May 12, 2011 06:31PM
Tiger needs to get some pussy and his game will get its form back...at first I thought he may have quit because of a shitty round, but that is one hell of a shitty round for anybody let alone Tiger. I think he's so competitive and had that idiot Bubba Watson on his mind so he kept playing through the pain.
Re: Tiger Quits Players after Shooting Like Sh-t
Posted by:
mcsmack
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Date: May 13, 2011 10:35AM
He needs to hire Charles Barkley as his swing coach.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s50K65PNeBU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s50K65PNeBU
Re: Tiger Quits Players after Shooting Like Sh-t
Posted by:
Ghetto Bootyman
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Date: May 13, 2011 10:36AM
Ever notice that charles barkley has a very large, bulbous ass?
mcsmack Wrote:
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> He needs to hire Charles Barkley as his swing
> coach.
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s50K65PNeBU
mcsmack Wrote:
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> He needs to hire Charles Barkley as his swing
> coach.
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s50K65PNeBU
Re: Tiger Quits Players after Shooting Like Sh-t
Posted by:
dark penis
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Date: May 13, 2011 09:49PM
Tiger hasn't been right since he stopped taking the 'roids. Anyone who says he never took them is full of shit.
Re: Tiger Quits Players after Shooting Like Sh-t
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
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Date: May 13, 2011 09:52PM
dark penis Wrote:
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> Tiger hasn't been right since he stopped taking
> the 'roids. Anyone who says he never took them is
> full of shit.
True.
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> Tiger hasn't been right since he stopped taking
> the 'roids. Anyone who says he never took them is
> full of shit.
True.
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Re: Tiger Quits Players after Shooting Like Sh-t
Posted by:
Tiger says fuck all of you.
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Date: May 13, 2011 09:53PM
He can buy and sell all you cocksuckers.
Re: Tiger Quits Players after Shooting Like Sh-t
Posted by:
Fder
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Date: May 14, 2011 12:03AM
Tiger is a stupid miserable lowlife perverted scumbag.
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Posted by:
Alias
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Date: May 14, 2011 12:47AM
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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/07/2012 09:29PM by Alias.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/07/2012 09:29PM by Alias.
Re: Tiger Quits Players after Shooting Like Sh-t
Posted by:
Warhawk
()
Date: May 14, 2011 06:47AM
dark penis Wrote:
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> Tiger hasn't been right since he stopped taking
> the 'roids. Anyone who says he never took them is
> full of shit.
That could explain the nagging injuries that supposedly dog him now.
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That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.
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> Tiger hasn't been right since he stopped taking
> the 'roids. Anyone who says he never took them is
> full of shit.
That could explain the nagging injuries that supposedly dog him now.
__________________________________
That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.
Re: Tiger Quits Players after Shooting Like Sh-t
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
()
Date: May 14, 2011 07:07AM
Warhawk Wrote:
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> dark penis Wrote:
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> > Tiger hasn't been right since he stopped taking
> > the 'roids. Anyone who says he never took them
> is
> > full of shit.
>
>
> That could explain the nagging injuries that
> supposedly dog him now.
I saw an interesting story online about this. The commentator noted that the way Tiger played in his younger days would have put wear and tear on any body, yet Tiger was not injury plagued until a couple of years ago. This all seems to correlate with his disassociation with the steroids doctor. It's possible some sort of HGH or 'roids program helped keep injuries in check. All speculation, of course, but given Tiger's general attitude about things, this wouldn't shock me.
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> dark penis Wrote:
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> > Tiger hasn't been right since he stopped taking
> > the 'roids. Anyone who says he never took them
> is
> > full of shit.
>
>
> That could explain the nagging injuries that
> supposedly dog him now.
I saw an interesting story online about this. The commentator noted that the way Tiger played in his younger days would have put wear and tear on any body, yet Tiger was not injury plagued until a couple of years ago. This all seems to correlate with his disassociation with the steroids doctor. It's possible some sort of HGH or 'roids program helped keep injuries in check. All speculation, of course, but given Tiger's general attitude about things, this wouldn't shock me.
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Re: Tiger Quits Players after Shooting Like Sh-t
Posted by:
Pinhead the Cenobite
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Date: May 14, 2011 07:29AM
I thought though that most 'roids killed sex drive.
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"...your suffering will be legendary even in Hell!"
Re: Tiger Quits Players after Shooting Like Sh-t
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
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Date: May 14, 2011 07:30AM
Pinhead the Cenobite Wrote:
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> I thought though that most 'roids killed sex
> drive.
Maybe that's why he was into Ambien sex. It does get your libido going.
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> I thought though that most 'roids killed sex
> drive.
Maybe that's why he was into Ambien sex. It does get your libido going.
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Re: Tiger Quits Players after Shooting Like Sh-t
Posted by:
Pinhead the Cenobite
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Date: May 14, 2011 07:34AM
It was hilarious to watch that story develop - from the announcement that he had a wreck and that a golf club was involved. The initial spin was that the window was used to extricate him. Called BS on that from the getgo. Blonde with golf club at 2 AM in the morning bad, bad things.
I wonder who she is fucking now.
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"...your suffering will be legendary even in Hell!"
I wonder who she is fucking now.
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"...your suffering will be legendary even in Hell!"
Re: Tiger Quits Players after Shooting Like Sh-t
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
()
Date: May 14, 2011 07:35AM
Pinhead the Cenobite Wrote:
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> I wonder who she is fucking now.
I don't know. But she's using Tiger's money to make it happen. That has to burn his ass.
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> I wonder who she is fucking now.
I don't know. But she's using Tiger's money to make it happen. That has to burn his ass.
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Re: Tiger Quits Players after Shooting Like Sh-t
Posted by:
Pinhead the Cenobite
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Date: May 14, 2011 07:42AM
who would not hit this????
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"...your suffering will be legendary even in Hell!"
Re: Tiger Quits Players after Shooting Like Sh-t
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
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Date: May 14, 2011 07:46AM
Pinhead the Cenobite Wrote:
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> who would not hit this????
>
> http://www.zadanews.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12
> /elin-woods-naked.bmp
In fairness, Elin never "got" Tiger. Not like pancake house waitresses and former strippers "got" Tiger, anyway.
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> who would not hit this????
>
> http://www.zadanews.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12
> /elin-woods-naked.bmp
In fairness, Elin never "got" Tiger. Not like pancake house waitresses and former strippers "got" Tiger, anyway.
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Re: Tiger Quits Players after Shooting Like Sh-t
Posted by:
EndofTimes
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Date: May 14, 2011 08:18AM
I shot the same front nine as Tiger (Raspberry Falls, VA) - 42. I hit five pars and a birdie. I am a terrible golfer so this must be the Endo of Days...
plan accordingly
plan accordingly